Last Call!
TO THE GAME!
Seahawks/Eagles:
-Ertz and Sanders are both cleared to play but would they if this wasn’t a playoff game? I am worried that if Ertz gets smoked he might not get back on to the field.
-One thing in Philly’s favour today is that their D is a beast at home-away they give up just over 28 points a game but on their own field it’s a mere 16.6. This stat coupled with the fact (mentioned last week?) that Seattle loves themselves one score games, pretty much guarantees that the game will not get away from the Eagles.
-Travis Homer did his best impression of Carson and it didn’t go too badly-16 touches altogether (10 rushing, 6 passing) with an average of 6.1 yards gained. It remains to be seen how much work Lynch will get as a change-of-Beast back.
-You may say that Philly is on a roll, having won 4 straight but slow down, Tiger. All those W’s were against dreadful NFL East squadoos.
-You must think that Seattle feels that they’ll keep it close and put the ball in Wilson’s hands at the end and have him win it. He’s Philly’s kryptonite. He sports a 4-0 record, a 99 qb rating and a 7-1 TD/INT ratio to go along with 1 rush score and a receiving TD. (who does he think he is, Josh Allen? God no, no one is Josh Allen)
-Prediction Time! Hey, how about a score of 18-15? That works for me. If one of these teams gets into the 20’s it’ll be just barely.
Let’s chat ‘er up below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mx76RGHbfms
-C. Wentz
Bring back Suikoden, Konami, you pieces of shit, and it better not be a pachinko machine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5JnlNtx_mM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8QnF7BRwfE
Need more JRPGs with a Western aesthetic and a poorly disguised Ecstasy of Gold world map theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joq9WadIMxE
You look different from your profile picture……
Anyway, time to throw Twitch on the TV for the next 6 days and watch obsessive 20 year olds show that they have more to offer this world than I do
Free BlueGills
Blueglass?
No wonder my movement hasn’t taken off, got the wrong name.
Has everybody taken down their xmas decorations?
I’m up. What was the question?
Kids, that’s what happens when you wear your heels too tight / tall. Ain’t pretty.
Don’t I know it! At 240 lbs my feet are killing me after a night of passion.
She takes her vitamins.
So what’s the ideal outcome now? San Fran-Titans? Maybe San Fran-Baltimore for Lamar ascendance?
-Ahem- That’s Frisco to you; SF-Baltimore would be great, with Jim Harbaugh crying in the corner.
It shall be Seattle-Baltimore with Marshawn Lynch scoring another SB TD.
Death to the wealthy.
Oh, you mean NFL.
Now that The Evil has been vanquished, I have no Vick in this fight. I think the most interesting match-up is SF v. LAMAR.
Of course I’ll be rooting for bananacakes.
Twenty seconds of Nanobubble infused cliche and sprots-talk from Dangeruss.
I wonder if he is more interesting off the record, or if this cliche porn is who he is. Given that he got cuckolded by Golden Tate (despite having the largest…hands of any under-7′ man I have ever seen), perhaps the latter?
Jesus boy Russ is boring.
Cris sucking off Clowney while ignoring that it took Clowney’s dirty cheapshot to win
That wasn’t a cheapshot.
Agreed. And I think McCown played pretty well. Just couldn’t quite get over the (humpty) hump (y’all).
yes; It was a football play, not a penalty or intended.
Definitely a cheapshot, going by the final score
That’s not what you go by.
Oh no, it’s definitely what I’m gonna go by
I see.
All Carson Wentz had to do was drink some Nanobubbles, and Philly would’ve won this game. A shame, really.
And now our watch has ended (for this week). See you back on the wall next weekend.
Collinsworth with the not so humble “I called it”
Jailbroke my iPhone so I can watch the game and DFO in split-screen mode. This whips ass, in lieu of the traditional living room setup.
(Runs away)
-Llamas everywhere
(Tugs collar nervously)
Lotta Windows Media Player fans in the house I see.
Well at least Dallas didn’t make the playoffs.
Dammit
Seattle beat 2nd through 6th string Eagles by 8 points, needing 2 4th down stops in the red zone
21 seasons of SVU, that a lot of special victims or what Harvey Weinstein calls a casting call.
Brilliantly underthrown pass. Taking NO chances of an overthrow.
This is crazy.
BLOUSES!
Would be interesting if the math favours taking the safety on 4th down. That extra 15-20 yards could be important.
Save us, Fletcher Cox. You’re our only hope.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck..
https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/873547817972752384
just… not… in my eye… please
I’ve never been as sure of anything as I was that McCown was taking a sack there
Teabag.
I can’t believe its 2020 and most of us are rooting for Josh McCown.
we don’t deserve good things
This would be amazing.
I bet they score, and miss the two.
Again, competitive at the 2-minute warning. SEA has no excuse for not having put this one away. If only they had half the heart the Iggles have.
Awaiting BC Dick’s shit talking.
Even a Dick couldn’t be proud of this effort!
Hey it’s a banged up Seattle team too. They play safe cause they knew philly cant score 20 on them.
McCown deserves to be remembered for exactly this one game.
He’s an inspiration to 40 year olds everywhere
I almost wish he led the AEgals to victory so he could definitively be the best 40-y/o QB this year
SMB3 100% race! GET HYPE!
https://gamesdonequick.com/
Shelton Gibson(?)!
Lucky fan #5000 through the gate tonight.
I thought Gibson was. D back.
Is this where the pick-six happens?
This Flowers is fucking shit.
Imagine fighting the whole season to get to the playoffs, and the whole season end up in the hands of McCown the Elder.
FLOWERY DERP
pulled his arse
Most fitting way to end this would be to forfeit due to lack of players
Mutant League Football strategy, right there
though shit, still not over. And the ‘Truthers defense has to be tired.
ENGAGE LOOSE CHANGE PROTOCOL
That one hurt a lot.
*Ertz
pretty amazing Petersen got them close enough to make it heartbreaking
epic drop
ARGH
I liked how the O-lineman was facing forward looking at nobody while his backup QB was running for his life behind him.
50-year old McCown is somehow better at avoiding pressure than Josh Allen was yesterday.
I didn’t know you’re allowed to say “Poona” on TV
I could totally watch an episode of the Beverly Hillbillies right now
Black gold! Texas tea! Syrian Budweiser!
Philly secondary getting dogwalked.
Imagine if Carroll/Schottenheimer didn’t insist on putting Wilson in 3rd and long every goddamned time
Exactly.