There are certain commentors here that are emotionally challenged, er, invested, I meant to say ‘invested’ in this game and they should be out in force tonight. Don’t forget to put on your kid gloves before engaging them-they’re in a vulnerable position right now what with everything on the line and all.
TO THE GAME!
Titans/Ravens:
-Rb Mark Ingram was ‘limited’ in practice late this week but he’ll play. Not sure how effective he’ll be. Maybe we’ll get a handful of Gus Edwards! That’s sticky.
-Speaking of running backs, there’s a broad-shouldered guy that has hoisted his team up there. Earlier in the year I pointed out that Oh Henry! wasn’t human and I stand by that observation. He’s got to do everything and a lot more in order to bulldoze his way to the W. There’s a real danger that the Ravens big, physical and aggressive D-line pushes Tennessee’s front backwards more often than not.
-I don’t think the Titans can win with Henry getting twice more yards on the ground than Tannyhill did through the air. There has to be a few long, successful deep shots to A.J. Brown in order for Baltimore to loosen up. I don’t think they’ll play the Belichick game of ‘let Henry get his and we’ll shut down everyone else’. They’ll get after it.
-The Ravens just have too much talent, right? That pass game that has to have an impact for the Titans meets up with two All Pros in Peters and Humphrey.
-Prediction Time. Henry finally succumbs but not before going out with a fight. Ravens 33 Tits 17.
Go Ahead. Make my night.
Well, that’s not optimal Lamar.
Baltimore Sports Radio tonight will be a good fucking time.
You think they called timeout to set up that defensive read??
That was just an awful throw. Waaay inside on a short out.
This is the absolute best rendition of The Raven ever made
THIS! My high school teacher showed us this when we were reading The Raven.
We’ve replaced the Baltimore O-line with Folger’s Crystals, let’s see what happens!
I could still see this tight at the end
That’s what she said.
I mean, they can do wonder with episiotomies these days.
How does Dan Fouts get this game?
I’m not sure he “gets” this game anymore.
LAMAR! still sucks in the playoffs.
I’m going to assume Peyton teabagged him to transfer the curse.
Honestly, I can’t blame Lamar. He’s gotten no help tonight, and Tennessee has decisively won the battle on both sides of the line. Gotta give credit where it’s due. They came in and imposed their will.
Congrats Tits. You definitely earned it.
I can’t accept a world where Tanny Fanny is successful.
Stupid Dolphins.
LOL
Hold my coat while I go to hell.
My stock in “pats fans smugging themselves over Belichick’s coaching tree winning” is soaring!!
I mean, they have to feel better about last Sabado’s performance now
It’s nice to know that you got slammed to the floor by a team that’s looking to take out the number 1 seed.
It has already been mentioned in a group text I am in. Uggh.
Lamar after the game
/Checks notes
Tennessee winning in the playoffs?
That’s absolutely not how maple syrup works.
And this run is only possible because of THE NOO YAWK FOOTBAW JEST
Tanny gonna make Kirk Cousins money this offseason
The Pylon Cams out?! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There’s the rushing TD we all expected by…Ryan Tannehill?
WE’RE THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS HERE, PEOPLE! RBS THROWING FOR TDS AND QBS RUNNING FOR SAME? MASS HYSTERIA!
CAT LIE DOWN WITH DOGS!!!
Tanny’s turn
Fanny is laying it on. FUCK ME!
El Tractorcito throws for 7, Tanny Fanny runs for 7. MAKES CENTS
I am now hoping for the 500’s tomorrow. An imaginary team hosting the former Houston team will be great.
This needs to happen
Fucking Ay. As a 25-year Oilers fan and an almost 20-year Texans fan, this would be an optimal AFC championship game in my book.
How many awkward honky TN youth are trying to grow out opposum-tail hairdos?
Ratbirds look real defeated.
See, now if they’d kept Flacco, he could lead the comeback.
This is going to need a Kim Kardashian-level comeback
Yes, I was laughing as I typed that.
Live shot of the 2019-20 Baltimore Ravens
Is that bad? It looks bad.
Nah this is normal. It’ll just inflate again when they fill it back up with sweet, sweet crude oil
I am not prepared for the taeks that will emerge from this game
the best will be the ones about the Dolphins and Fanny
SUDDEN not that much of a change.
/Horatio writes “offensive line help” for Baltimore’s 2020 mock draft selection.
They let Osemele walk, right?
I don’t have any idea who that is.
They must have at least two pro bowlers if not all pros in Stanley and Yanda, no?
Ravens imploding
….and that 21-6 hole may be about to get worse
May be?
Not so fast!
— Houston
Fire both Harbaughs now.
WOW
Derrick Henry looks like me when we played tackle football at recess.
Damn it. I should never have stopped playing. I would’ve rather had CTE
Even if they win, Titans ain’t getting out of this town without some fucking harassment.
Fucking cocksucker McNulty!
/looks at picture closer
Oh, wait
This must’ve been after they fired Melissa Leo. Excuse me, Oscar winner Melissa Leo.
She really was the only actor and character in Olympus Has Fallen that was worth a shit.
Fun fact: Clark Johnson (Det. Lewis) directed it.
I loved that show so much, but it really went downhill the last couple of seasons.
That was honestly frickin awesome
Well, Baltimore. Time to move on to the Orioles.
Yup. I’m not spending roughly $1500 to go to Florida for spring training for nothing.
Wait, that now seems kinda stupid. ARE MY RESERVATIONS REFUNDABLE??????
Derrick Henry now has prima nocta rights over the Ravens
With his hair horn
Lamar is not the only guy in this game who can play multiple positions rolled into one dude!
methinks it is the second, upside-downsie exclamation point that does it
WTF is a “yoolie bulldozer”? Is this some east coast bullshit I wouldn’t know about?
Oh he went to Yoolie High School in Florida. So yes, I was right.
Yulee Florida us a tiny little town that’s only claim to fame, and I swear I’m not making this up, is a sasquatch kind of creature who lives in the woods who has exceptionally large testicles. They call him Big Nuts
Whew. For a minute I thought it was a sex thing.
Andy Reid has to be shitting his pants right now.
/but yes, he still would like another rack of ribs
Who among us?
Derrick Henry is now the Ravens coach. Those are the rules.
I love these Tits
I love all tits, but I especially give these ones my support.
—Playtex Living Bra
Well, like a Tebow who doesn’t suck
“Oh trust me, the original version doesn’t either”
Mrs. Tebow, sadly.
HAHAHAHAHAH
Oh that was hilarious.
At least you AFC West fans can be happy that KC gets a home game next week.
Oh wait…
(LOL)
That. Was. Awesome.