Welcome back as always Pigskinheads! Are you ready for more? Of course you are. Will we get another glorious upset like we did yesterday? I simply did not see Sillycuse winning over UVA-I mean, I saw it but I didn’t see it. Makes sense? No? If Seattle beats the Packers could anyone that closely watches the sport really call it that? I’m squarely in the “NO!” corner.
TO THE GAME!
Texans/Chiefs:
-The first time that these guys played this year Houston bounced around a Mahomes that was battling an ankle ouchie. If they’re relying on him to make bone-headed plays like Josh Allen did last week in order to win I don’t think it’ll happen.
-As a matter of hoohaw, Kermit has graded out as the top performing qb the last 3 weeks of the regular season.
-You’d think that Tyreek and Kelce will run free all day because opposing qb’s average 281 yards passing but keep an eye on Damien “Bad Seed” Williams. The Texans are 8th worst in yards per carry defended and the lousiest against rb’s catching the ball out of the backfield.
-KC slowly morphed into a well-rounded team as the season went on and the D (under Steve “Spags” Spagnoulo) started getting pressure from the ends. If you recall his work with the Giants D in 2016, he likes to funnel everything to the middle of the field and let the safties and lb’s clean up. It’s simple but it works. Qb Watson had 2.6 seconds to throw last week but I don’t see that happening again.
Prediction Time! The Texans are exposed to the tune of 35-13.
Put ‘er there, partner! And by ‘there’, I mean down below, in words and pics.
Wow.
Did KC steal lava rock from Hawaii? WTF
Trent Green? Is that you?
Oh Tyreek.
Sweet mother of God
Chiefs are the fakest fucking playoff team. Jesus christ. Trash.
Andy can be Wentz’s QB coach if Doug’s feeling generous
Shit starting to think I have a lag
They’re the Clippers of the NFL. Shit for many years only to become postseason fodder for the rest.
Madre de Dios
CHEFS!
I’m not sure the Texans were set presnap
The AFC title game will be played in color rush uniforms to keep with the spirit of the Texans vs Titans.
Thursday Night Championship!
Titans should wear their Oilers throwbacks. If you’re gonna get booed, get booed.
(…something…something…Tecumseh…)
Rush bumper music without mention of Peart?
I guess they reckon we all know by now.
More Rush!
“Less Passing!”
-Women in bars having a quiet drink by themselves
Teams coming off the bye week handling balls like they’re 13 year old girls
They learn to get better – Mark Chmura
“Go on…”
-the ghost of Jeff Epstein
Down two scores, the fuck would you punt in plus territory??
Playoff Reid
No one expected the Fake Fake Punt.
500s vs Oilers come on Bleergh.
Such a matchup would take place in Houston, yes?
Yessir.
If we could get Jerry Glanville and the Ghost of Sam Wyche to coach that game, we would get NBA All Star Games scores.
Have to go for it, fatty
Infinite Texans vs. Andy Reid Reiding. SOMETHING’S GOTTA GIVE!
Bury my heart at wounded short ribs.
See what happens when New England is not playing, madness.
Mahomes always walks like he’s gotta take a shit
Maybe we’re spiritually linked… because I definitely have to take a shit right now
Chiefs -10 is a dead bet.
Buttchin will blow this lead.
This is written in a tangy yet balanced BBQ sauce.
Fuck, I am hungry but afraid I’ll miss something if I get up at this rate.
I’m sure the pizza guy/gal will be fine leaving food on your doorstep
Now, got some great cheese, summer sausage, and crackers. I just need to cut it up. Oh and some Marcana almonds
Holy Road Teams, Batman
-Jack Kerouac
Huzzah! Up 24 vs the spread!
“We gonna make a cake out of these bananas.”
-Houston Texans
SUDDEN CHANGE!
crazy
Blouses!
A time out by the QB with 10 minutes left in the 1st Quarter? That’s my boy!
—Andy Reid
OH SHIT
There’s Mahomes not being Leader of Men smh
With the Eagles out, hoping to see Andy get his. Of course, he won’t.
jfc
I told KC not to start cb Missed Assignment! smgdh
they were so good in college though
Whoever the Not-Quite-Racists’ Defensive Coordinator should remove their headset and walk away.
ha ha “touchdown Houston” yeah right, that’s a pretty funny joke
yep. This will be a shootout.
Wooooo!!!
KC Weather report:
-31 degrees, partly cloudy
-feels like 25 degrees and that Reid will burn a timeout un-necessarily but it won’t matter in the end.
Unrelated, check out this story:
https://twitter.com/comedylopez/status/1215978014728691712?s=19
..oh no. Its an Election Year in Ohio. The political commericals are starting. I’ve gotten three in that break.
This isn’t right… I’ve gotta get out of here! I’VE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!!
Oregon’s not even part of any real election conversation, and I got two different Bloomberg ads during the last break.
Bloomberg can’t win without a strong showing on super Tuesday plus a near sweep of post super Tuesday states
I don’t know. Real estate is Ohio is so cheap.
Really? No one got the reference?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0GW0Vnr9Yc
Going to watch with the TV sound off, and try to find the play by play by the KC crew on Sirius xm, I hope they are not too out of sync.
You know what’s in sync? NSYNC! Ya baby!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s
You’re fired.
You’ll probably be a quarter to a half a play out of sync. Its best if radio is ahead so that way you know when to look at the TV screen. If the TV’s ahead but you have DVR, you may be able to pause it and fine tune it into sync.
almost 4 minutes behind, so fuck that
Try a local AM radio station from a radio. My local AM station is showing both of today’s games and all the teams are out-of-region teams.
actually went to the kc chiefs radio and it is sync’ed
When was the last time the playoffs was halfway done and the AFC was so wide open with no clear favorite?
1994
So you’re saying bet it all on the Niners?
Also buy stock in Microsoft
Don’t remind me I could’ve gotten into Bitcoin early and be a millionaire right now.
As a former San Diego fan… yes, yes I am.
Just talked to my dad, so that’s checked off the list. Earlier made a spaetzle/leberkase hash for brunch, which hit the spot on a dreary day like today. Laundry’s going, one of the dogs is insisting on all the pets, and the coffee is finally working. Ate a 5mg edible a few minutes ago, so probably once the second quarter starts, I’ll be ready for some corn chips and drowning out the announcers with some DJ Qbert or Fucked Up.
“Talking to dad? Way over-rated. And don’t get me started on mom.”
-The Menendez Brothers
Andy looks slimmer. Did he cut out the rhino meat?
Woot. I got a banner. Since it’s a noon start I decided to get out of the house and watch the 1st half at the neighbor bar
Afternoon lizard people. I’m liking my gig so far. 30 minutes in and we’re just chilling and waiting, and due to union rules we have to be done by 10.
Don’t forget to take your cigarette break
The smoking members of the string section have already taken one!
Folks
can’t prove that
Painful Horse Accelerator.
I predict a shootout in Hou-KC and a DangeRuss upset at Lambeau.
I also expect to be wrong.
Ospreys are going to kill Rodgers early