Let’s keep ‘er rolling along like a certain running back, shall we?
TO THE GAME!
Seahawks/Packers:
-Are the Packers the most underwhelming 13-3 team in ever? I went down their sked and I can see all of 2(!) quality wins. One is versus the Chiefs early in the season and the other is against the Vikes much later on. There was much dreg to play against and they won most of them. When they did play a half decent squad they got their balls blown off by the Niners, 37-8.
-Rodgers 7.5 yards per pass attempt is his lowest since 2011 and speaks to the receiving corps not having a game-breaker anywhere on the roster. Yet Davante should do okay-the last time he played against cb’s Griffin and Flowers in a game he had 65+ yards against each one of them.
-Seattle has acquitted itself well in the run game despite leaning on a 3rd stringer, a practice squad-er and a guy that was living in a cardboard box under a bridge just three weeks ago. And the passing game is coming along as well with D.K. Metcalf catching 3 balls 20+ yards down the field just last week.
-Maybe keep an eye out for Wilson turnovers, particularly intercepts. In seven games against the Packers he has 10 picked passes. Green Bay is +12 in turnovers this year so this might be a thing.
-Prediction Time! I’m not sure about this one but I do know it’ll be close because Seattle loves themselves the one score final whether it’s a W or an L. Let’s say Seahawks 27-24?
Let me see those those brain farts of yours.
LENGTHY SPOT CHALLENGE
Terrible spot! He was short!
yep, about 6 inches. Or Favre + 2.5
Tits journey ends next week. I like the Chiefs in a close on.
49ers are going to push in Green Bay’s shit.
KC vs SF – not a bad match up.
Do NFL QBs ever actually know where they’re throwing? I can’t see shit in those POV cams, but pretty sure those aren’t actually accurate
fun fact, the “forward pass” in football is created using the same tech Kubrick used to fake the moon landing
/tips tinfoil fedora
Pfft, Kubrik didn’t film the moon landing because none of the craters had eyelashes, duh
Brett Favre was never as good as Aaron Rodgers
Aaron Rodgers didk pick is still pending
But it’s a pretty low bar to clear.
Low grey bar
He’s smart enough to consider lighting and perspective when doing his dick pic. Seriously, dude’s gotta take more care with that. As much as you like it, IT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD IN ALL CIRCUMSTANCES
He understands all that lighting and perspective stuff due to his involvement in those insurance ads.
But he was far more childlike out there.
Well, at least they got him out of bounds. Is still over, they’ll run up the middle for 15 now
Rodgers with that cheat code dart
What is Green Bay up to? that was DERP.
Aaron Rodgers looking like he’s ready to burn all of the Jedi teachings
Younglings on watch
Tonight, on Fox, 911 Storrs CT.
Oh no! Ol’ Man Hall’s cows are loose again! Better get someone down there and round ’em up!
Cite that bastard for shitty fence management! Before his neighbors sue for the damage his livestock has done to their roses!
That’s actually torn from the pages of real life. My neighbors cattle have been in my yard on several occasions. Often enough that they now know that when I come out of the back door holding a Wiffle bat it’s time to to get the fuck out of Dodge.
By ancient Celtic law, you may have rights to some of their land, or at least a hefty cash settlement
“Your honor, I would draw your attention to my Celtic cross tattoo and therefore claim that my rights to prima nocte on my neighbors cattles are established res ipsa loquiter.”
Judge: “Sit down Cornblower you goddamn idiot”
How often are your neighbor’s cattle getting married? Because you can probably have your way with them without prima nocte. Just saying.
Apparently, you have read Larry McMurtry’s The Last Picture Show, in which cow-fucking featured (did not make it into the movie).
We had that problem back in the day, but our primary concern was that one of our neighbor’s cattle would drown in our swimming pool.
Special Guest appearances by Geno Auriemma and Diana Turasi.
Geno has got a pretty good restaurant uptown. Taurasi, eh, not so much of an attachment.
Swinn Cash, Maya Moore, Sue Bird, Rebecca Lobo? pick one.
Man, Jesus is absolutely fucking with Wilson right now.
Not cool Jesus, not cool.
Jesus had his money on AAron.
Ball. Game.
Wilson hasn’t felt this much pressure to score since his wedding night
Which one?
The white one got her sexy time from Golden Tate, took most of the pressure off.
+3599 psi
Loose Change blitz package does it again! TEH TROOTH SHALL SET U FREE
Rodgers always wanted a brother combo
Hell, Griffin coulda sacked Rodgers with one ha-
/pummeled by DFO censors
YELLOW WEASEL – Rodgers pet name
“I’ll bet ‘yellow weasel’ is a slant play!”
-Bill Parcells, speaking into a microphone hooked up to nothing
YELLOW WEASEL is how Jerrahl orders a night of water sports
Bob Kraft, at a massage parlor
BOOOOOO….
Reluctant upvote
YELLOW WEASEL
YELLOW WEASEL
Danica must have given it a nickname? But Y IS IT YELLOW??
Huh. And I had always heard Rodgers preferred a gerbil.
That’s mah boy!
—Richard Gere
“That’s all you are there, a runner…”
Runners everywhere: Awwwww
YOU ARE NOTHING, JUST A RUNNER IN THE WIND
“Now I gotta ice my ego AND my knees…”
skinny jerkass, forlornly looking at has 13.1 sticker
There’s a rule against cleats-first, yes?
replay shows Pete signaling for 2
Dad: shut up Carroll you look like an idiot
wow, what a catch
good cgi on all the misty breath here, production values going up in the NFL
I wanna see Rodgers get sacked hard
So does Rodgers.
okay, but you’re gonna have to download a couple of specific apps…
Your wish… has been granted.
This would seem a worse collapse than the 500s, being favoured and at home
“Speaking of Lynch, wonder how Spooky Obama is Doing.”
DJT’s twitter, probably, not gonna check
This 630 start time was kind of slick. is this what it’s like watching football on the left coast? THey should give us that time slot and make Californians wake up at 7 am for Sunday afternoon foosball
I have experienced FOOTBALL in many time zones, and despite the many, many other drawbacks, the best is Central, NAWT more western. ALSO, take pity on Hawaii, they do watch
Use to live in Hawaii. Once you get use to waking up at 8am and make a 2 gallon batch of Bloody Mary mix ,drink and be done with watching football by 2pm ,its not that bad.
In Hawaii they show the MNF game live and then again in the evening. You can really clean up gambling on the evening game.
I was in Kabul during the Randy Moss 18-1 Pats season back in ’07, Armed Forces Network broadcast live NFL games. They started around midnight, you could catch the SNF game live at the chow hall Monday morning while you had breakfast, same on Tuesday morning for the MNF game. Same deal when I was in Iraq and Kuwait the following Matt Cassel season. It was kind of disorienting.
Watching football on the West Coast is great because we’re on the West Coast.
Shh.. . our freeways are crowded enough. We try to keep the joys of Sunday football scheduling secret, and let the east coasters brag about their bagels and pizza and “change of seasons.”
My GAMBLOR account could use this comeback. But I noe better.
Hindsight in the year 2020, giving it to Lynch is a GOOD FUCKING IDEA
And thought watchmen had the biggest lynch pilot in the 2000s
He gave it to Lynch?
HE GAVE IT TO LYNCH!
Look at that, a 1 yard TD lunge from Lynch 4 years too late.
Packers gonna fuck this whole thing up
one can hope
They deserve it
BEEF MOE!!!
There have been many injuries on GB? They aight? I guess if ya gonna be delicate, do it when you’re at home?
Packers defender is faking his injury
Well at least we know what Petey likes to do in this situation
Does that sign say “Chew Your Cum”!? What the fuck is going on in Green Bay?
Severe dehydration?
Misspelled cud. A local delicacy.
it’s cold, if ya wanna make babbies, ya gotta loosen it back up
Most of it comes (heh) out kinda curdy
If This Charming Maaaaaaannnnn keeps it up, I’mma have to go back and re-write the end of tomorrow morning’s shitty column.
2 columns 1 cup
russell and morrisseey each have two s’s just saying
I seee what you did there
2pt conversion strikes again
At the risk of sounding salty, I get a twisted sense of satisfaction when a defender initiates helmet to helmet and comes out the worse for it.
I’m still watching on a bit of a delay
why have penalties when you can has Karma?
Player from Northwestern has bad tattoo…not surprising
TAKE THAT AS A DFO CHALLENGE, make it snow!
Hope fox does a Latin piano injury mix in the style of the Chappelle show skit for the super bowl
Insane flip #3 of the playoffs
I enjoy this trend
it’s not quite “the ball explodes at random intervals” but BABY STEPS
Jesus, the visualization of that. Thanks.
Charmflipper
Hey god. You know how you like to give unfortunately timed injuries to the teams I like?
Wanna try that for green bay? You fucking owe me
/Entire Eagles roster shows up as Force ghosts
Granted
I love DK so much.
More DKs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgpa7wEAz7I
HELMET TO HELMET! DAMMIT!
The first draft of Requiem for a Dream was missing…something.
surely we already made Balls search that??
Docking isn’t a penality
This game is about as inspiring as an HR powerpoint presentation about changes to the health plan
It inspires you to torch the nearest BCBS office?
YOU CAN’T PROVE SHIT
you were SURE not to leave a trail of ass blood?
it will suck 10% more, costs up 20%
Throwing into triple coverage? Maybe that’s why your parents don’t love you.
They do a good job making that incredibly dead grass look sorta like viable turf
maybe Riverboat will get Li’l Danny to paint their asphalt more carefully?
Everyone gets 1-2 things before their spirit/body is broken! That’s the Snyder Code!