The countdown has begun. Only two more games after this one. Well, I’m sure people started counting down before now but I’m not able to handle anything beyond three so this is when I start. Both games today are rematches and the googler tells me that when teams meet again in the playoffs the winner of the first tussle is 22-14. Make of that what you will.
TO THE GAME!
Titans/Chiefs:
-Many on this site have adopted the Titans as their squadoo for the playoffs, forgetting The Ancient One’s prophecy regarding Mahomes being a multiple Super Bowl winner. It starts here.
-That is of course if they can stop the run. Another 30+ carries, 125+ yards rushed seems to be a mortal lock for Henry because the Chiefs give up 4.87 yards to opposing rb’s.
-And then the play-action passing game kicks into overdrive. Will it actually involve A.J. Brown though. He’s disappeared to the tune of 4 total targets the last two games. Perhaps Tajae Sharpe and his 70% catch rate (highest of all remaining wr’s) is the player to look for.
-One other mathy tidbit to keep in mind-Tennessee is 4-0 in games this year when they’ve been 4 or more point dogs.
-But ya gotta think that the Chiefs just have far too many weapons. They hung 51 points on the Texans last week and Tyreek didn’t even get involved. And conventional wisdom dictates that Kelce will keep on rolling against a team that gives up the 4th most scores to the tight end spot.
-Prediction Time! The Titans will score but the Chiefs will score more-they’re far healthier than they were the first time around. 35-21.
I’d challenge that.
“Balloon Parka Alert”-
“The game is happening. I don’t know who will win.”
Romo is dressed like a hobo. I saw him stuffing newspaper in his jacket.
Don’t tell scotchy
Pretty big BLEERGH there.
James Brown’s pet caterpillar trying to look like a mustache…
I feel like that’s maybe not the best way to measure support
James Brown looks cold.
No, the other one.
Those bidets can get the better of you sometimes.
First play of fitbawl I saw today. Wow
Same
“The part of Lamar Jackson will now be played by Patrick Mahommes.”
Riker keeping that shirt open like the Lovers skit
If you’re married to Deanna Troi/Marina Sirtis, you’d want to be ready to go whenever she was in the mood, too!
Just took a look at a modern pic and she sort of looks like Shohreh Aghdashloo now
At least it’s not Angel One…
I’d like to go on a Disney cruise and drop acid.
“Id also like to go on a Disney cruise and drop a kid.”
– A, Peterson
I’d like to
go on a Disney cruise anddrop acid.Naw , wall to wall kids would freak you the fuck out
“Tell me more…” — J. Sandusky
This half was as good as FITBAW gets.
Getting the feeling the back half won’t be so meaningful
I think the Tit Men have one surge left in ’em, but likely won’t be enough.
“It’s like Mahomes is me but he has way more sex.”
-R. Wilson, Seattle
“Slo-fies” : because narcissists were running out of excuses to photograph themselves?
Bad. Ass.
Matt Groening draws Kelly Anne Conway?
Nah. This drawing still have her soul.
MaMobileHomes?
Easy does it, Berman.
Hehehehe
Andy Reid cannot stop Mahomes
Mahomes is unbelievable!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Ok, that was special.
hoooooleeeeee mahomes…
Mahomes to the house!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Chiefs still have 2 timeouts? Did Andy Reid take a nap like I did?
You had a good run, tits
— Menopause
I was going to make a breast cancer joke, but that seems out of line.
(ahem)
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og1QRtcWdEY
You can blame Seth MacFarlane for that -1
Glad someone got the reference.
– transmale going into reassignment surgery
– Angelina Jolie
I’d only Kern played for the Bengals so his punting ability could shine
has anyone ever franchise-tagged their punter?
Apparently that’s happened twice before.
Pretty sure a kicker has been tagged. If anyone really cared about punters they might have that kind of info.
Probably. If you have a punter that can punt the ball half the field and pin it inside the five constantly, you wanna hold on to that guy.
EDIT: Giants (who else) franchised their punter in 2012.
You really trust the Bengals punt team to block for him?
Oh no. That Harley Quinn Birds of Prey movie was real?! I thought it was just something they made up to scare people like the Boogieman or bipartianship.
I almost feel like I should watch the DC movies just to see if I can understand why they keep making them. All I see is people complain about them, but there’s somehow more always in the works.
did that ad hint at lesbian content?? I’d watch that.
They’re going to rape my beloved memories of Cassandra Cain/Batgirl. Does that count?
I’m done with movies where “Explodes” is the un-named headliner. Just fuck all that noise.
Those and anything with magic, superheroes, or lasers are all just kids movies
PREACH, DICK.
But…and hear me out here…what about a movie where the laser is the superhero that uses magic to make things explode?
-“WHOA!”
-Nobody
Michael Bay starts to write screenplay based on this idea
I liked Aquaman. But, yeah.
Dion Lewis should take himself out of the game. They’re gonna hit him with a piledriver one of these plays
VERY important to score here, and use all the time on the clock. Since KC gets la pelota first in Q3
Called it on Tyreek! Give me all your huzzahs and shower me with flowers.
This guy Scotchy, I call him Chuck D ’cause he noes wut time it is!
Wouldn’t that be Flava Flav?
nah, he had the clock, but then he had a VH1 show chasing some white devil
No, see, Flava Flav wore the giant clock so Chuck D could always easily check what time it was
Nice toss. That was pertty.
Can we have someone other than Tyreek Hill be the star of a very good game?
Realized earlier this week I’ll be traveling for work on Superb Owl Sundae. Have to go to Orlando, via Newark, and I’ll probably miss most or all of the game. Figures.
Resign ASAP
I keep hoping they’ll lay me off but noooooo
Why is the referee holding napkins in both hands?
Coach Andy found the pulled chicken catering tray
I never thought I would ever say this in my life, but please so Pittsburgh Steelers videos. Matt Vrabel played for them too!
Kind of. Coach Chin couldn’t figure out how to use him. He failed that way a lot.
Ah. Like Kordell Stewart.
If it wasn’t for Pittsburgh getting a QB who could throw and Palmer getting his knee blown up, he wouldn’t have gotten his ring.
BBL Down!*
*Big Beautiful Lineman Down
Now that’s excellent
fat guy and tight end
Are we still doing Pornhub search requests?
FATTISHGUYDOWN
FAT GUY TOUCHED DOWN!!!!
FAT GUY TOUCHDOOOOWWWWWNNNNNN
FATDOWN!
So they have a Play Package centered around Marcus Mariota?!
YO MOMMA SO FAT HER PLAY PACKAGE GO AROUND MARCUS MARIOTA
/duck farts
Oh my God. That’s Marcus Mariota’s music!
I haven’t seen a bunch of titans bailed out like that since 2008
DPI on 3rd and 22, when just checking down. YIKES
and a good call. HAIL BLEERGH
LOL
Henry Totes gonna score here…
[looks up and down Titans roster]
I don’t see any Henry Totes…
Why did The Cardinals give up on Mathieu?
He sinned?
In fairness, the GM was likely drunk
They give even less of a fuck than the honey badger?
Fast, physical, versatile DBs didn’t fit their scheme.
Thanks to a commercial break, I got caught into the last third of a 25th Season episode of Simpsons. Its like my elderly grandparent who is still alive into their 90s: they both show flashing of past brilliance, but the rest of time they show a discombobulated staleness that if I had any heart, I should risk eternal damnation in the fires of Hell and smother them with a pillow so they can be released from this corporeal existence.
Anyway, back to the game!
NC State women’s bball won just now to move to 17-1.
I know you were curious.
https://sports.theonion.com/andy-reid-furious-at-self-for-poor-clock-management-at-1819578544