The countdown has begun. Only two more games after this one. Well, I’m sure people started counting down before now but I’m not able to handle anything beyond three so this is when I start. Both games today are rematches and the googler tells me that when teams meet again in the playoffs the winner of the first tussle is 22-14. Make of that what you will.
TO THE GAME!
Titans/Chiefs:
-Many on this site have adopted the Titans as their squadoo for the playoffs, forgetting The Ancient One’s prophecy regarding Mahomes being a multiple Super Bowl winner. It starts here.
-That is of course if they can stop the run. Another 30+ carries, 125+ yards rushed seems to be a mortal lock for Henry because the Chiefs give up 4.87 yards to opposing rb’s.
-And then the play-action passing game kicks into overdrive. Will it actually involve A.J. Brown though. He’s disappeared to the tune of 4 total targets the last two games. Perhaps Tajae Sharpe and his 70% catch rate (highest of all remaining wr’s) is the player to look for.
-One other mathy tidbit to keep in mind-Tennessee is 4-0 in games this year when they’ve been 4 or more point dogs.
-But ya gotta think that the Chiefs just have far too many weapons. They hung 51 points on the Texans last week and Tyreek didn’t even get involved. And conventional wisdom dictates that Kelce will keep on rolling against a team that gives up the 4th most scores to the tight end spot.
-Prediction Time! The Titans will score but the Chiefs will score more-they’re far healthier than they were the first time around. 35-21.
lol if you have a chance to hit the ref, there’s zero reason to not do it
KILL ZE ZEBRA!
Clock management and Andy reid.
I can’t think of an appropriate metaphor
Ethics and Donald Trump?
Ref down
We have proof. It take NFL Referees five minutes to count to 12.
Vrabel’s dick breathes a sigh of relief.
BAD TOUCH
Hey fucker! I used lube.
Moose has got his heart on.
Struggle Huggle.
…and we are all spared from having to say the words “Super Bowl Quarterback Ryan Tannehill”.
Romo standup hour.
LMFAO
Evening lizard people. I have no idea why there are small children playing Suzuki Book 1 but hey, break time!
Sorry Brock, you gotta at least look like you’re playing the ball to at least a small degree.
Good call.
Is the ref dude calling in from a fucking pay phone?
he’s in witness protection
Have to challenge it. No alternative.
BLEE’RGH must feast
Death by bleergh
HAIL BLEERGH
Oh, Titans, you are still down. It’s cute to watch you give it the ol’ college try.
Uncle Ed used to call oral sex from a Native American chick “Arrowhead”
If she had gonorrhea he’d get an Indian burn.
Good to see Buddy in Championship form!
These Tits still have bounce in them.
Ryan Tannehill at least gets to have sex with his beautiful wife after this game. Frank Clark will too, but by wife I mean “semi-coherent co-ed” and sex I mean “shouting angrily while masturbating”
(does a search for “ryan tannehill wife”)
Son of a bitch!
As a rule, don’t trust a stock market app named after Robin Hood
The Tits will not be ignored.
Scotchy’s prediction up there lookin pretty okay.
Good jorb Tits, now you’ll only lose by 11.
Harvardown!
helluva catch
Another flash of TITS action there.
Fake Tits!
Trickery nooooiiiic
I can’t wait until the Titans go 12-4 next year and lose in the divisional at home.
COWARDICE
they wanted to UTILIZE THE WEAPON
JUST KIDDING
That… was pretty much a tap out in the form of a pass
PLOT TWIST
This is where one throws in the towel.
So the lesson here boy and girls is Tits will only take you part of the way but it won’t take you all the way.
Tannehill should retire watching a team play fucking 9 people on the line every down against him
This KC squadron really is remarkably well-coached. Both coordinators are outstanding, and Andy sets a good tone.
Pre-game meal is the key.
Score at least 30 and we’re all goin to Applebees?
Those taste great and are very moist.
“I’ll have a tuna cruller”
I bet that pussy tastes like fine candy. Of course I mean that in the most professional way considering bakery HR.
That’s one hell of a yeast infection!
*See below.
Yeast important for baking
Never had a donut made with sourdough
Edit: those are clearly cupcakes.
Should’ve done muffins
Damn it.
Obligatory…
I can get two Big Macs for five dollars, total? Goddamn it I wish fast food prices were that good in Canadia.
yeah, but Canadia likely makes them use non-rat meat
“Meat” as if
Pat Mahomes has brought more crushing reality to Tennessee than the Scopes Trial!
BANNER Monkey!!
Lovely.
ook!
I am in a room at a family gathering listening to a gray hair pony tail vietnam vet bitching about Jane Fonda.
Fucking classic
I need a word for “things I only know about from right wingers complaining about it”.
Dijon mustard, pizzagate, and Jane fonda
That’s it for the game; let’s get a weather report.
Big front comin.
That low pressure system coming in behind seems fine too.
Don T on the beach crying out for a hurricane to take him away before this game ends
I will always like this year’s team for giving us P*ts Schadenfreude Day.
[free throws some towels towards some nobodies]
-Your president
Mahomes is no McNabb or Alex Smith.
if only he cud be a Leader of Men
Half of him is.
McNabb could have done that if it had been anything but a Championship game
I know, he’s the best of both!
Is this the year an Andy Reid team doesn’t choke in the playoffs
Mahomes put fat boy on a liquid diet.
They replaced his challenge flag with licorice.
THIS GUY MAHOMES I CALL DESENSITIZING GEL BECAUSE HE HAS ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD TO SCORE
Opened a vein, dripped “GAME OVER” in blood on my kitchen floor
– Emo Gregg
It’s now ovah.
Mahomes n Garden just bought his way to the Superb Owl.
Tits did nae Remember Sammy Watkins
Wow that’s prob the game