Your “Bored Already?” Monday Evening Open Thread

Welp, that’s it I guess.  No moar fitbawl for about six months.

How will we ever survive?

Hopefully Andy Reid hasn’t yet eaten the Lombardi Trophy.  I bet that would be a bitch to pass through even his oversized rectum.  Plus it would need a good polishing on the other side.

(NOT IT!!!!)

But seriously, congrats to the Chefs.  Helluva comeback down the stretch to take the hardware.

It was at least a very entertaining game.  And a pretty decent season, admittedly.

And of course, condolences to our resident Tomsulas fandom, of course.

As I told one of you late last night, your boyz will be fine.  The Baby Shan has a potential dynasty brewing.  They caught some bad breaks/timing last night in the 4th.  Shit happens.  (Just ask Ravens’ fans)

This one is gonna hurt for a few days, maybe a few weeks.  But take heart because they’ll learn from this.

The future is bright in Santa Clara methinks.

Anywhooooo….

For now, we must turn to other sprots to satiate our cravings.  Kinda like methadone.

So let’s get to it.

MLB

Pitchers and Catchers report for Spring Training in a little over a week.  Won’t be long.

For me personally, I’ll be attending some Orioles’ Spring Training for the first time in evar.  While living in Arizona I was able to attend several Cactus League games.  Mostly Cubbies, because at the time Hohokam Park was their spring home and it was within walking/biking distance.

But this year I’ll be spending a shitload of cash to go to see some Grapefruit League for the first time.  So at least I’ll get to see them Orioles lose games that don’t matter.  That will be a welcome change.

I will be hitting Florida in a little over a month.  Assuming my plane doesn’t get shot down by Iran.

(this video is entertaining, but very NSFW)

((I miss Earl Weaver))

(((Also I had forgotten how Ken Kaiser had no neck)))

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Sports Which Will Bore You 2Nite

NBA

• Philly @ Miami – 7:30pmEST – TV: NBATV
• San Antonio @ LAC – 10:00pmEST – TV: NBATV

Full Schedule

NHL

• Philly @ Detroit – 7:30pmEST – TV: NBCSN

Full Schedule

NCAA BB

• Norfolk State @ NC Central – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
• U*NC @ (5)Florida State – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
• Lafayette @ Bucknell – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
• (1)Baylor @ KState – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
•  Tejas @ (3)Kansas – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

And that’s about it other than golf and tennis.

Seems like a good time to get back in touch with Elon Musk and try one last time to hitch a ride to Mars maybe?

Hmmmmm….well maybe I’ll just wait until next year.

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Whatcha Gonna Do?

Seriously, how do plan to make it to next season?  What sports will you watch?  In what activities will you participate in order to pass the time?  What crimes will you commit just foar gits and shiggles?

Talk about it in the comments.

Love ya’s.

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