Your “What’s One More?” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • Everson Griffen voided the remaining years on his Vikings contract, thereby immediately entering free agency.  
    • He was able to do so because he hit some contract benchmarks for sack and percentage of snaps played.
      • It frees up $13 million in cap space for the Vikings, but also allows them to renegotiate his contract.
    • He did make $10 million in 2018 and $7.5 million in 2019.
  • Apparently, personally transporting 157 pounds of the Mary Jane is still against the law.
    • This is the lesson learned by Browns OL Greg Robinson, who was pulled over outside of El Paso, Texas with said amount in his rental van.
      • Although still technically a Brown, he won’t be after the new league year starts on March 18, as the Browns indicated they wouldn’t be re-signing him.
    • Not helping the “personal use” argument?
      • Vacuum sealed.
      • Packaged for sale.
      • Scales.

The big story is the possible ratification of a new Collective Bargaining Agreement

  • Highlighted by the inevitable addition of a third wildcard team to each playoff chase, meaning that only the #1 seed will receive a bye into the Divisional Round.
    • No change has been made to the number of teams eligible to make the postseason since the playoffs were expanded to 12 teams in 1990.
      • For example, in the last ten years, under this new proposed format, the Steelers would have had four extra playoff appearances.
    • One factor which weighed into the players’ decision to support this is that bye-week players will now get paid.
      • Under the old system, the players on teams with byes did not get paid because they didn’t play.
  • The NFL Owners met Thursday to be briefed on this issue the CBA talks which are framing the debate. They apparently reviewed & agreed to the terms, so now the ball’s in the union’s court.
  • Also rumoured:
    • The addition by 2022 of a 17th regular season game to the schedule.
      • The addition of which would shorten the preseason from four games to three.
      • My guess is that they still start the season the week after Labor Day, to avoid complications with their farm teams the NCAA.
    • An increase in minimum league salaries.
      • Current rookie minimum: $510,000; new proposed minimum: $640,000.
        • A 25% increase.
      • Levels would be changed up to & including the 10-year veteran minimum.
        • Scheduled to be $1.045 million in 2020 ,and would rise to roughly $1.3 million in the new CBA.

To steal from RockingDog – found a funny:


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: (all Canadian games are regional broadcast only)
    • Flyers at Blue Jackets – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
    • Lightning at Vegas – 10:00PM | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Nets at 76ers – 8:00PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
    • Rockets at Golden State Warriors – 10:30PM | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • NCAA:
    • Ohio State at Iowa – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Connecticut at Temple – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Michigan State at Nebraska – 8:30PM | FS1
    • Oregon at Arizona State – 9:00PM | ESPN
    • Southern California at Colorado – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • UCLA at Utah – 10:30PM | FS1

That’s it for me. Seamus has you tomorrow night, and hopefully I’ll have something ready for the weekend. I’ll be back live on Monday to discuss the NHL trade deadline.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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yeah right

Got my state and federal returns back yo!

So what does a strait ass player do with that extra green?

/humbly makes a larger than normal payment on his credit card.

That’s how I roll!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Just don’t bring too many dudes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL_WvOly7mY

Brick Meathook

Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful Joe Flacco, the Pride of Delaware:

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theeWeeBabySeamus

He’s pertty.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Literally the only good thing about this Coke Zero Cuba Libré is that it has alcohol in it.

Senor Weaselo

Yeah, that seems like a waste of rum.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, the rum’s not being wasted.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Someone is coming by to pick up some equipment at around 8 p.m. I promised myself I wouldn’t have a drink until business was done, but, well, it turned out I was lying.

theeWeeBabySeamus

It’s not lying if you believed it when you said it.

Don T

LibrE, as in “free”. Libré is slang for “I popped my cherry”. La libré con Coke Zero

theeWeeBabySeamus

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WCS
theeWeeBabySeamus

So, the Caps suddenly suck ass. Well maybe not suddenly. But still.

theeWeeBabySeamus

GO WINNIPEG!!!!!!

litre_cola

I knew I liked you for some reason.

Gratliff

Flyers within striking distance isn’t something I imagined this year. Metro is pure chaos right now.

theeWeeBabySeamus

At least Pens got blanked tonight. Sadly, Crosby is still alive.

Sharkbait

Should make for an interesting Monday.

Gratliff

Starting to think Kevin Hayes is decent at the hockey thing

BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Oakland airport is selling 49ers conference champions shirts for $30.

What a country.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Any stabbings yet?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Past security?

/eyes plastic cutlery

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Sharkbait

Well, all the Super Bowl champion shirts went to third world countries. What else are they supposed to sell?

theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, we finally got some snow. Only took 3 months of living in the 60 degree winter to get there too. Sooooo…. Who wants to see my 2.5 inches?

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herodotus450

Pittsburgh losing, that’s good!
Tronno winning, that’s bad.

litre_cola

Tronno winning is always so bad.

Game Time Decision

Fuck the leafs

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

– oil company executives, upon hearing of Nissan’s latest product

Sharkbait

Flyers at Blue Jackets? Go meteor!

rockingdog

Found a funny:
me: *drowning* help I’m in trouble

mother mary: *appears*

me: oh thank god mother mary toss me that ro-

mother mary: let it be lol

me: what?

mother mary: ok bye

Redshirt

(why being sick at home sucks)

Me (hacking up roughly four pounds of phlegm in the bathroom)
Random Family Member: “What are you doing in there?”
Me (in mid-phlegm-upchuck): “What do you think?!”

Redshirt

Why?! Why are we expanding the NFL Playoffs?! Who told 345 Park Avenue the world needs more Bengals One-and-Done Playoff Trips?!

King Hippo

As much as I’d enjoy a “3-and-3” playoff weekend, I like the format as is. Two byes being up for grabs is great for competitive purposes.

WCS

Seems like a perfectly cormulent Mike Brown idea to me.

Redshirt

Doubt it. That’s another week with everyone on payroll.

King Hippo

The Raleigh metro area got our requisite dose of snow today, with hell having frozen over last night (Coach K losing by 20+ to unranked NC State).

WCS

Twas glorious.

King Hippo

We’ve beaten them plenty (given the disparity in talent). But the pantsing? That just never happens.

litre_cola

Way above freezing here right now!

BaldingSpiritually

Working in a grocery store the week when Shastas were on the sale has been and will always be my vietnam

King Hippo

They were gonna make me Assistant Manger
But I wasn’t even in their Army no MOAR…

blaxabbath

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Redshirt

Winter never leaves Cincinnati gracefully; it tensely goes out the door but before it laches shut, the door flies open with Winter going “AND ANOTHER THING…!!!”