Your “Super Tuesday!” Evening Open Thread

Super!

NFL Notes:

  • The Chargers are cutting Travis Benjamin.
    • In order to stay with the team last year, he agreed to a pay cut & a team void option for 2020.
      • He responded by playing in only five games and caught only six passes for 30 yards.
  • Two Monday Night Football rumours to mull:
    • The game may move back to ABC; and
    • If so, ESPN would like to hire Peyton Manning.
  • In cap-space news, the Jags have traded AJ Bouye to the Broncos for a 4th-round pick in the 2020 draft.
    • Bouye carried a cap number of $15.4 million in 2020, and with the Jaguars owning just $21.4 million in projected cap space before accounting for Ngakoue’s impending tag number, it was time to create some room on Jacksonville’s books.
      • It made better sense than cutting him, which would have only saved $11 million & given the Jags a $4 million dead-cap hit.
        • This way they dumped his whole salary & will get a young player via the draft to replace him.
    • Guy-who-forced-his-way-out Jalen Ramsey responded thusly:

  • More cap news: A hilarious side effect of Tom Brady possibly hitting free agency – a dead-cap charge.  
    • If he isn’t a Patriot by the start of the new league year, all his future cap hits become one consolidated package the Patriots have to absorb against this year.
      • That amount? $13.5 million.
      • The Patriots are projected to have a total of $41.6 million in cap space, according to overthecap.com, so they can easily absorb the hit, but it’s still funny to think that all those home-team discounts he gave them will still pinch their books a bit in divorce.
        • A discount overthecap measures at $29 million versus the only peer they could measure against – Peyton Manning.
    • FYI – the Dolphins, Colts & Bills currently have over $80 million in space, leading the league.
      • The Vikings & Steelers have the least room, with only $1.5 million available.

In doing my due diligence above for the Tom Brady piece, I observed that the Cowboys, in lieu of signing Dak Prescott & Amari Cooper to long-term deals, have $78 million in cap space available for 2020. Now, the Cowboys have said they’d like to negotiate a deal, but are also not adverse to using a tag for one of the two in the interim.

For the 2020 season, the cost of the franchise tag is $26.895 million for a QB, and $18,491 million for a WR. If you consider Prescott the more valuable of the two,

And why wouldn’t you?

here’s what you could buy for that $26.895 million:

As you can see, there’s a lot of value out there, should they choose to move on from Dak and to a high-round draft pick.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL: (all Canadian games are regional broadcasts)
    • Bruins at Lightning – 7:30PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • 76ers at Lakers – 7:00PM | TNT
    • Raptors at Suns – 9:00PM| Sportsnet1
  • NCAA:
    • Michigan State at Penn State – 7:00PM | ESPN
    • Syracuse at Boston College – 7:00PM | ESPN2
    • Marquette at DePaul – 8:00PM | FS1
    • Tennessee at Kentucky – 9:00PM | ESPN
    • Texas at Oklahoma – 9:00PM | ESPN2
    • West By God Virginia at Iowa State – 9:00PM | ESPNU

Of course, tonight is “Super Tuesday”,

where the internecine cleavages in the Democratic Party will be laid bare by a trio of septuagenarians looking to take on the Republican’s own orange-lacquered septuagenarian, all chosen by people far-less interesting than Blaxabbath. In case anyone wondered what happened to American hegemony, here you go.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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“WHY WON’T YOU LOVE MEEEEEEE?!?!”

ballsofsteelandfury

– tWBS

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Spot the lie.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She shot a bitch with the sleep ray right after saying this.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So this guy got his dick broke by a cheerleader…..

WCS

“So, the prom king and queen walk into the gym….”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

I’ll just say this:

Any .gif of an Egyptian queen smoking a cigarette would automatically be put in my spank bank.

You are welcome, fellow DFO’ers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That’s a tough combination.

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Brick Meathook

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WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There seems to be a lot of material under the search “Queens smoking pole.”

blaxabbath

There it is.

Gratliff

2 years ago, Michigan voters in a landslide turned Michigan from one of the easiest states to rig to one of the most voter friendly. I think it got a higher yes count than legal weed. Automatic registration and bipartisan districting committee. State GOP is still fighting the districting part of it. Zero reason every state can’t do the same.

blaxabbath

I would like to research this.

King Hippo

Michigan’s new leadership team is damned impressive.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

It won’t matter.

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King Hippo

Poor guy deffo gets confused mid-sentence sometimes, but fuck it, so do I. And I’m just 46.

He’s the horse we’ve got to ride. Let’s fuck some fuckers up.

/side-eyes Stephen Miller

blaxabbath

Give me a Warren VP and it’s off to the glue factory by next MLK Day for JOE.

Gratliff

Warren feels like the natural VP for either one but she may fucking hate everyone right now

King Hippo

I think Biden would give her VP if that’s what she wants, but not sure that it is. Fed Chair might be what she’d rather have?

blaxabbath

Can MA keep her seat blue if she takes a gig?

King Hippo

Dem supermajorities in the legislature, surely would change the rules (again), or Baker might even play ball.

blaxabbath

Probably having her period.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Hot flash.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“She too emotional to be president; we need a rational, controlled man in the office.”

-Votes for Trump.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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King Hippo

Maybe the Biden campaign can afford security now?

Gratliff

Mike can drop out and buy Blackwater for him

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s so bizarre to see various online idiots declare “this guarantees four more years of Trump” as though his greatest asset (the economy) didn’t just catch coronavirus and die.

blaxabbath

“In the economy’s defense…

[cheap shots and rapes the economy, stabs the economy in the neck, continues raping the economy while screaming his minor son’s name]“

-Donald John Trump, Evangelical Messiah

King Hippo

Future Attorney General Klobuchar delivered Minnesota for Diamond Joe.

King Hippo

Jesus, looks like Biden might win freaking Massachusetts

King Hippo

Carville is an absolute ghoul

Gratliff

He was begging Matthews to put two in the back of his head two weeks ago, now he’s demanding Bernie bend the knee. You could also be talking about his grim visage, which also yes

King Hippo

He should be used to scare belligerent children straight.

Biden will be able to do a better job talking things out within the tent. Perhaps Sen. Warren can be a go-between.

But what you said below is right, Biden has never been able to sustain a disciplined campaign. He could still cock it up. Unlikely, but not implausible.

Senor Weaselo

Mike Pence approves of using James Carville.

blaxabbath

Any word on voter participation overall? I mean, the general is a simple mobilization numbers game and you know the GOP is going to bake in all the suppression they can but I believe almost anyone bothering to turn out — especially as a show of force after JOE locks this all down — is going to cast a (D) ticket come November.

Redshirt

Tom Brokaw is still alive?!

King Hippo

ish

WCS

Ice Stillers beat up on the Ice REDBLACKS (sorry, not sorry, Scotchy). Cousin Fuckers leading Iowa State, but, I’ll cash those chips in after the final buzzer.

King Hippo

still think y’all can go on a run. The King of Track Suits has always been streaky.

scotchnaut

We need a few losses at this point. If things fall just right, the Senators front office will totally fuck up the #1 and #2 overall picks in the draft.

King Hippo

I just can’t get Colombiano Lesser Footy right lately. Fucking makes mah ass itch.

Gratliff

Was just wondering if this would have gone the same had they jobbed to Pete instead, but then Sanders would have won 143% of the Black vote, so Biden makes sense. I wonder what this looks like for him going forward with his history of rampant fuck ups in primaries. It’s only been a few weeks since we were categorizing his town halls as elder abuse. Needs to get a VP named quick to help draw focus away to give him more margin for error. He shouldn’t have to worry about Sanders’ ire, as he isn’t particularly good at attacking and also doesn’t have the political machine built for attack that the moderate wing has. Still a chance Liz goes kamikaze on him, though, and you know when Joe sees his dick, his entire campaign is going to have to hold him back from tripping on it.

King Hippo

She torpedoed Bloomberg because she doesn’t respect him. She just has policy disagreements with Diamond Joe. That’s a big difference.

blaxabbath

Gotta be Beto. JOE already gets the non blacks-for-Trump (which is Diamond, Silk, and that “comedian” who wasn’t aborted but absolutely is the poster child for why we should have abortions — Williams?) black votes. Get Beto to win Texas and it’s on

King Hippo

My money is on Kamala Harris or Stacey Abrams. Will be a woman who is at least on the left half of the Party.

blaxabbath

Abram’s got no experience and Joe may be well die in office. I get Corn Pop but why bother with CA when it’s in the bag (and you know Barrack is gonna push out the shithole vote)? Don’t you want to make an appeal to the swing states?

King Hippo

I’m not sure a VP candidate can still bring a state with them. More important to show gender, racial, and/or “wings of the party inclusion” diversity. Turnout juicing.

blaxabbath

Nah — party is taking on Trump and the establishment just fringed away the fringe class of voters. Everyone knows we all have a place here right now. I’m not even a Democrat and I know I belong. JOE can talk to the blacks about returning Obama’s sheen and then muse about all the unfinished business he has for everyone else — once he unfucks the Trumping, that is.

You need a VP to take a state.

King Hippo

I don’t have a real dog in the fight, hopefully he just listens to Obama. I’m not sure who else’s political instincts I trust, really.

blaxabbath

I’m so unforgiving of Obama letting McConnell stiff him on the election interference thing.

All I want in a candidate is a man who will call a traitor a fucking traitor and not concede one inch, go after every fucking traitor and bankrupt their entire family tree. When it’s all over, I want to be standing amongst their ashes going, “you may have gone a little too far but that’s some clean margins.”

King Hippo

yeah, that was certainly a fuckup. But he knew his way around a campaign.

Redshirt

If they went with Pete, the undecideds would’ve went with Bernie. They miss the days of Obama and they figure Biden is the next best thing.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m not losing any sleep over it. Every “gaffe” that Diamond Joe commits has been done 10x worse by IMPOTUS. If they didn’t care about it when Don did it, they won’t care when Joe does, and anyone who screeches that it’s a “deal-breaker” wasn’t voting D anyway.

litre_cola

Went to the Asian market today and purchased Cod Roe flavoUr corn snacks. They are….strangely good. I don’t eat a lot of cod roe normally so I can’t really compare them to the real thing. Is there any Taiwanese DFOers?

blaxabbath

“It $30?”

-R. Kraft

SonOfSpam

After this commercial, MSNBC’s got an interview with Jim Clyburn.

I assume he’s just gonna drop his junk on the desk with a resounding thump, then say “I’ll take questions after you’re done reveling in my glory.”

SonOfSpam

Kirsten Dunst is trending on Twatter for endorsing Bernie a couple hours ago.

Should we get her a calendar?

King Hippo

Biden’s margin in VA exceeds Bernie’s margin in VERMONT.

/reminder, HillyBob didn’t even make the viability threshold in VT in 2016

SonOfSpam

Pretty much DOUBLE the primary voters. Vagina’s really comin through!

King Hippo

Black voters and suburbanites pulling together, Dick Nixon must be rolling over in his grave.

SonOfSpam

Yeah, college grads going big for Biden. A bit surprising, but very encouraging.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

TRUMP SUPPORTER: [defies CDC recommendations, goes to rally] I’m not going to let some stupid virus stop me from living my life!

CORONAVIRUS: [stops them from living their life]

blaxabbath

My name is Sebastian Blax and I support this message.

Yes, take it in the most knee jerk Fox News way possible — I support this message.

BC Dick

I’m even getting lower case mike ads on my Canadian news apps. Don’t be so desperate, cool guy.

King Hippo

I could see you having a drinking contest with Diamond Joe, though

litre_cola

Who would have guessed betting on a team from Medellin would have bad repercussions?

King Hippo

Millonairos not coming good for me. I try not to bet the Sudamericano copas, format is so weird.

litre_cola

Gamblor implored me after my DFB pokal misstep today.

King Hippo

oh yeah, that explains my shittastic Sunday, rabbit hole of TILT

Gratliff

All those unpaid interns standing behind Mike

King Hippo

The “state of Pittsburgh” yo…

Redshirt

I actually accept this. I have no problem with Pennsylvania and the less it can be associated with Pittsburgh, the better.

Gratliff

Bloomberg doing some ratfucking oh his own, it seems

King Hippo

He’ll pretend he’s kicking ass, just like 2008 Terry McAuliffe.

I mean, just listen to this motherfucker talk.

Redshirt

Actually I think the rat is doing the Bloombergfucking.

Brick Meathook

I support the Biden/Flacco “Delawar-elite” ticket
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ballsofsteelandfury

Brick, the power in your neighborhood went out today for about half an hour. FYI…

Brick Meathook

Fuck! That means my computer restarted and I can’t log into it remotely. Dang it!

Redshirt

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death, taxes and Cincinnati sports teams shitting the bed in playoff enviroments.”

Redshirt

Oh…yup. The 49ers owe their Dynasty to that relapse, Tim Krumrie breaking his leg and John Candy being in the right place at the right time.

blaxabbath

Here we are fighting over JOE v Bernie while Donald Trump hangs out in the White House and rapes his own daughter, Ivanka, without a condom.

King Hippo

yeah, c’mon Donald. NO RETARD BABIES PLS

Redshirt

Nah, Ivanka got him a full size Donald Trump sex doll. He’s been hitting that thing like it owes him money every second of “Executive Time”.

Brick Meathook

I got yer Super Tuesday . . . dangling

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King Hippo

Close to 3-way tie in MA (Warren/Bernie/Diamond Joe)

King Hippo

Wait, MSNBC sent a black reporter to rural Alabama??

blaxabbath

Guess they got a good deal on one of those Lev Parnas one-way tickets.

Redshirt

Producer: “Its a slow news day. Either we’ll find the new or we’ll make the news happen.”

King Hippo

Claire McCaskill is cool. Her loss pissed me off.

Col. Duke LaCross

Especially because her opponent is one of the biggest toolbags in the senate currently. Which says a lot.

Redshirt

Wolf Blitzer: “While we go to break, here’s a look at the next states to have their polls close.”
Commercial for Hunters: “We’ve got Nazi’s living in America.”

That’s either an unfortunate or brilliantly random circumstance.

King Hippo

Redshirt, why ain’t you watching MSBNC? There’s an impossibly hot, never-Trumper Republican leading the panel!!

Redshirt

CNN Board Guy just realized he drew a penis on live TV.

Redshirt

American Samoa went for Bloomberg?! BOO! Someone get Trump to downgrade them to an unorganized territory!

Redshirt

Six delegates?! How does American Samoa get six delegates?! That’s nearly 10,000 persons a delegate. Based on that ratio, California should get 4,000 delegates.

blaxabbath

Damn Puerto Ricans.

King Hippo

GROSS, Tulsi got a delegate. SELL AMERICAN SAMOA

SonOfSpam

Wait…is this another Girl Scout Cookie thing?

Gratliff

Remembering that time I met Joe at a dem rally in Wilmington when I was 9. Knew right away he was always* gonna be my guy.

SonOfSpam

“HOW YA DOIN YA LITTLE BASTARD? READY TO ROCK???”

Redshirt

So my mother went to the hospital due to severe abdominal pain. Thankfully, they were able to eliminate all life threatening or surgery things. However, they were unable to do a colonoscopy while she was at the hospital to see exactly what was happening because the insurance wouldn’t cover it because they can’t exactly say what the problem is.

Suddenly President Sanders doesn’t sound too bad all of a sudden.

Gratliff

They want to charge thousands for corona virus tests. Expect even the right to have the pitch forks out

Redshirt

That’s what I always say: its not universal health care or health insurance; it affordable health care.

I shouldn’t have to spend a month’s paycheck for my health insurance to kick in and a hospital visit with surgery should only cost a house payment or two, not whole goddamn house.

King Hippo

Sen. Warren holding back tears. Fuck, I hate this for her. I really don’t see how people dislike her.

Redshirt

If Bernie wasn’t running, she’d be the front runner.

King Hippo

Yes, if she was “the left candidate” then I think most loyalists go along, for a unity choice. Bernie was never going to get that.

SonOfSpam

Watching old senators cry is the only way I can get a semi anymore.

Redshirt

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Gratliff

If it’s any consolation, the moderate dems were almost certainly going to ratfuck her instead

Downfield Matriculator

I threw away my vote on her in the CA primary today because she would have been the best.– she moved her campaign to try somehow to be to the right of Bernie and the left of the mod squad . . . a move that might have worked if the Democratic primary voters were normally distributed on a curve. But they are not and for a smart person she ran a really dumb campaign. I can only assume that fuckwit Robbie Mook tutored her campaign staff.

WCS

Looking forward to another Ice Stillers/Cousin Fuckers double-loss tonight.
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blaxabbath

Gonna be JOE/beto v Trump/SluttyNikki.

King Hippo

oh, after Jim Clyburn put his MASSIVE BALLS on the table for Uncle Joe, I’d be shocked if the VP isn’t a black woman.

One thing we can all be happy about – the Bloomberg menace is ded.

Gratliff

That he’s overtaken Warren is amazing to me. I mean, it makes sense from a political perspective since they don’t exactly take from the same pile, but it amazes me there’s more than 10% who don’t actively want him jettisoned into the sun

King Hippo

If the left hadn’t (mostly) shunned Warren, I think this could have been her. But again, I live in a bubble where all my friends and family (except my ex-wife) think Warren is awesome.

King Hippo

/yes, was referring to this

EDIT – and they did focus on something I have picked up on all along – a great many people really aren’t that ideological (at least within the scope of the Democratic Party)

blaxabbath

It’s the curse of being smarter than everyone else. It’s our cross to bear.

Gratliff

At the end of the day, it was the rat fucker that broke her pivot. She ceded too much of the left trying to make it. She was easily my second choice. Everyone else was a nose holding pick with Bloomberg being doomsday scenario.

King Hippo

Bernie is my Bloomberg. And Bloomberg is also my Bloomberg.

blaxabbath

Already got CA. TX is the prize.

herodotus450

Super…

NFL Legal Department: [hand twitches]

Tuesday

NFL Legal Department: [hand relaxes]
NFL Legal Department: [sends Cease and Desist anyway]

SonOfSpam

Important: Biden now has 69 delegates.

King Hippo

NOOOIIIIIICE!

blaxabbath

Stop now to WIN, Joe!

SonOfSpam

Internecine cleavage is the sexiest.

SonOfSpam

(Lakers game is at 7 Pacific. I can’t convert that to Canadian.)

King Hippo

wut does Kobe’s corpse think about Biden v. Bernie??

SonOfSpam

Kobe never struck me as a Socialist player. But he may be a Trump guy because of rape.

King Hippo

Diamond Muthafuckin’ Joe!

Gratliff

Can cut the tension with a knife. Also, your wrist.