Finally, the Premiership came to its senses (and the EFL), joining UEFA competition in hitting the pause button for at least three weeks.
Everyone knows it will 99.99% likely last much longer than that.
Heck, I’d say it’s 80/20 likely that even this summer’s European Euros are not happening. My humble recommendation would be to have it somewhere warm-ish during an extended winter break (time it to synch up with the African Euros?), eliminate the domestic cups to make the season more manageable. But ain’t nobody ask me.
Here’s a good general take from Brandon Perna:
As to the larger failure of political leadership, here’s an excellent riposte (yes am probably using the work wrong) from a reasonable conservative not named Redshirt:
https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2020/03/peter-wehner-trump-presidency-over/607969/
Stay safe out there. Follow the news. Get good terlet paper if still possible. Let’s hope there’s still a nation-state for Diamond Joe and his Trans-Am in 2021.
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Oh, my Negative Nelly-ed friend, how wrong can you be?!?
This is Balls, btw.
First off, Liga MX is still playing!
Check out today’s schedule here:
Not only that, but the Brazilian State tournaments are still ongoing while the Argentinian Cup tourney rolls on!
Last I heard, AFLW is still playing this weekend too. And we know those fit females hit harder than the men do!
There is plenty to watch and now is a good time to expand your horizons and discover something new and cool.
In a quirky turn of fate, Real Madrid held the La Liga lead after beating Barça in the Clásico only to give it back by losing last weekend against Real Betis. This means that if the season were to be called off, Barcelona would finish first in Quique Setién’s first season.
And Quique would have his former club to thank for that.
Have a great day everyone and stay calm. As one my favourite people once told me,
I’m just gonna watch this for six months until new sprots is on
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkABO0VwCg
Is this where we sign up to claim DFOer’s stocks of booze and edibles as COVID-19 runs train on society?
(Quickly closes door of empty pantry)
Uh, I don’t have your
moneybooze, uh, uh, Low Commander, he has yourmoneybooze !Mrs. Cola has the flu. Not Coronavirus and I have been dealing with a needy 2 year old since 5 am. I am about to go play in traffic. I would if there wasn’t Argie and SexiMexi futbol coming up.
Just curious, how do you know it isn’t coronavirus? Was she able to get tested?
No sore throat, just puking. She works in health services and will be tested tomorrow if it continues.
Good luck (in the non-dickish way, I mean!)
Oh, goodie. It’s snowing.
Would let her shovel me.
I will say one thing, the people I’ve encountered the last 2 days have actually been very civilized and friendly.
Over the last 24 hours I’ve purchased 144 beers, 8 bottles of wine, a vat of bourbon, butter, bananas, oranges, flour, almonds, chicharrones and peanut butter.
To last a couple of days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTGxg6ico_8
I decided to bet BATE Borisov after all, in the 80th minute. HAPPY HIPPO
I’m watching rugby. And trying to explain it to Mom.
Sad fucking day.
Explain to your 80 year old mother what a scrum is. Then try not to start drinking. I dare you.
Well at least Islamabad on put up 136. That should be low enough for Karachi. Hail Gamblor!!!
Karachi is destroying them. Have money will Gamblor.
Added Honduras Progresso y Temperley (ARG) to my smorgasboard
Babu! He remembers me!!
Babu….SERPENTINE!!!!!
It’s like Meowschwitz in there.
Borisov and Cukaricki both went behind before I bet on them. THANKS GAMBLOR
Yay, a new Uncle Bumblefuck vidjeo! Usually I wouldn’t give 2 shits about a Mifuckee, but that crazy canuckistani bastard can make anything fun 😀
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhzNl6vsbAQ
THAT’S how you sell underwear; Duluth Trading Post.
Is her underwear for sale? ASKING FOAR A FRIEND
https://gfycat.com/discover/solomia-maievska-gifs
For those in states that have closed schools, consider looking around and seeing what organizations are attempting to fill in resource gaps for poor kids in your area and donating money or time to them. Virtually every school district has a significant chunk of kids who are food insecure that rely on free lunch programs for stable nutrition. For some, it’s a frighteningly large number. Afterwards, you can reward yourself with porn or pills, as yinz see fit.
This is a very, very good point. Our middle class “why are these little shits underfoot” annoyance is fun to bitch about, but small beer fo sho.
For my part, I’m offering up my son as free labor to any charitable organization as we’re in hour 12 of the 3 week shutdown and I’m ready to throw him out of an airlock
huzzah, the Serbs are still playing!
There are also 69 total matches currently Live Bettable, which I know Scotchy will agree is NOOOOIIIIICE!
you really have an issue, y’know? … you shouldn’t be betting on Serbian football in times like these… you should be betting on the fookin’ pandemic!
BATE Borisov’s cup tie kicked off before I succumbed to temptation!
huzzah, was indeed hoping to shit my pants this morning…
That’s the snake’s house now.
… right, so I guess all of yers’ sports/gamblin’ withdrawal is going splendidly… Meanwhile at casa de bk, I had to saw my right thigh up XD
I would have been emotional too.
Fact: Some ladies call a bachelor’s apartment a “Matadero”.
Fun Fact: The last item was double-sourced.
INCOMING!!!!!!
“Okay, I think we have time for one more question.”
*from The New Yorker
Dark.
Thank you.
Finally some good news…WESTWORLD SEASON 3 DEBUTS TOMORROW!
Recap of all the brain-breaking S2 subtext:
https://www.vox.com/2020/3/13/21178306/westworld-season-two-recap-what-happened
Really? I’d lost track because it’s been so long. Now I gotta go pay DirecTV just so I can masturbate to Evan Rachel????
Meh, $15 a month is worth it I guess.
Based on Season 2 I would take issue with this being good news.
I need to go into work today.
Okay, maybe just a few more gifs.
Free range beef.
/hates yoga but signs up foar this class immediately
I’ve seen this film before…
It’s from Taco Tuesday.
Nailed it.
And that’s not a catch.
That a beauty mark!
He didn’t even TRY to make a football move!!!!
Because it’s the footy thread and I’m not really leaving the house this weekend, here is blaxito in a Just for Kicks shirt.
Make sure this fine lad becomes an Evertonian!
Jesus Christ, Hippo; do you want the State to take the kid away from him!?
WhooHoo!! A soccer kid!
We may convince the world futbol is cool just yet.
I’m going to New Hampshire today, where mobile sports betting is legal! Too bad there aren’t any more sports to bet on
There is always something to bet on. Over/ under deaths at the old folks home?
Gotta say I outgrew El Chavo a looong time ago, but Quico rules.
And Don Ramón of course! Uf, Ramón Valdés was funny AF
Is that Verne Troyer?
So that’s a hard “maybe”.
I have questions about this ‘Cloverfield’ remake…
At least he nailed the landing. I’ll give him a 9.5. The Russian judge is handing out a 5.0.
To be fair; I do the same thing.
Never trust whitey.
That is a subspecies Cop Parrot.
To be faiiiiiiiiiir
To be faiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir
To be faiiiiiiìiiiiiiiiiiiiiir
In fareness, u always done told us the end wuz well nigh
D’awwwwwwww
This reminds me of the (suuuuuper rare) thoughtful moment I had yesterday, watching Kruger roll merrily in the grass. Just another beautiful Spring day to him.
v
My mother just asked me how many moar marijuana seeds I have because apparently she has figured out where we can plant them.
I have not yet responded. I’m unsure how to react to my almost 80 year old mother getting excited about trying to grow weed on the premises.
That’s a definite yellow card.
I thought stabbing was just a verbal warning.
Beautiful. And deserved. No matter that he looks just like Roberto Beningni, Manzukić is a douche.
Oooo, almost spelled it correctly.
If everybody had the Virus, then there would be no danger of it spreading anymore, and we could go back to normal, right?
As I understand it, that’s actually a factor. Not that literally everybody will get it, but as time goes on, more people acquire it, survive it, and develop immunity to it. At which point you kind of can go back about your business (with some precautions still). As that percentage goes up, you start to get herd immunity.
https://i.imgur.com/iWTD4Q9.mp4
now i found a funny
That is what my Chelsea scarf is for.
Currently watching a replay of Pakistani Super League Cricket. Looking forward to a live match in an hour. I have a problem as yes I bet on Karachi.
Yep nailed my sexiMexi bets last night. Had Morelia and TJ on a parlay and woke up to cash. Stupid Aussie futbol cancelled.
I also bet Morelia, but stupidly only $50. Should have let it all ride as a last-ditch gesture to GAMBLOR
[only posting because litre cola is usually first]
Damn you! Was up an hour ago but Decilitre was trying to keep sleeping.
It did not work.
You know, if you’d just move a normal time zone Deci would wake up later.
Let me tell you the time change has changed my life. No more 3 am. We are dealing with 5 to 6 am now and it is lovely.