Request Line – Get In Or Get Out, Make Up Your Mind

And make up your mind damned fast.  Close the door.  You’re letting the virus in.

This is tWBS coming to you live from WDFO.  Wait, maybe it’s KDFO.  And how do you work this damned board?  AND WHO KEEPS CALLING THE DAMNED PHONE LINES????

Oh, it’s Rush Limbaugh.  OK, we can ignore that.

Anywhoooo….

I’m sitting in for Rikki-Tikki-Deadly  this week on Request Line.

I can’t be positive but I have a suspicion that the Ms. Dr. RTD Esquire (Retired) might have murdered him.  But it’s not as if he didn’t have it coming.  Or he might have jumped out of a window when the Dow Jones went down again.  Who knows?

He’s either gotten himself IN trouble, or tossed himself OUT of a window.

Hey DJ3000, you see what I did there, right?

Just shut your piehole and tell them the theme this week.

tWBS:  Wow, you’re in a mood.

DJ3000:  You would be too if they wanted to convert you into a respirator and…  Well, you know.

tWBS:  Well it’s interesting you bring that up because…

DJ3000:  Shit.

tWBS:  What?

DJ3000:  It’s just that every time you say something is “interesting”?  I get screwed over.  Rikki doesn’t do this to me.  He loves me.

tWBS:  OK, calm down.  No one is going to make you breathe infected and/or recycled air.

DJ3000:  You’re damned right they’re not.

tWBS:  HEY HE’S BUSY AND I’M YOUR MOTHER THIS WEEK….   I mean….   All I meant was that when breathing, you breath IN and OUT.  Or in a different sense, when going into public, you go INTO places.  Then you come OUT.  Hopefully.  Assuming there were no armed robberies.

And that’s our thing this week.

DJ3000:  What in the living hell are you talking about?

tWBS:  We’re doing songs which have to do with being INSIDE.  Being OUTSIDE.  GOING IN (no not like that please), or COMING OUT (again, please not like that).  Entering?  Exiting?  There are a lot of options here.

DJ3000: [sighs heavily]  You just had to didn’t you?

tWBS:  Oh stop, it’s as if you just met me.

DJ3000:  Can we at least get the large order and you not skimp on the dollar menu this time?

tWBS:  I dunno.  How much change is in the cushions of the car seat?

DJ3000:  You’re a jerk.

tWBS:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But that’s our thing this week gang.  Are you going IN or going OUT?

Or maybe a combination of both?

There are a lot to choose from.  A lot to pull down.

Do not disappoint me.  I will even get you started.  I’m nice like that.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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yeah right
Sharkbait
SonOfSpam

I’D LOVE TO JOE JACKSON BUT I CAN’T RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt2dxx9yg

ArmedandHammered

Forgot about this favorite of mine, almost posted the Reservoir Dogs clip, but that is a bit much:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln7Vn_WKkWU

SonOfSpam

Song getting some run on a commercial right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCirYuLaEu8

SonOfSpam

All of us, vis-a-vis our domiciles:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJVpihgwE18

ArmedandHammered

No where to go during the quarantine because:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN9y8sBv3_8

SonOfSpam
yeah right
BC Dick

What if it’s in bad taste?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkbS2Zrcl6g

SonOfSpam

Bad taste? Add garlic salt.

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Senor Weaselo

Does it count if it’s the title track and the album has “In” in it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvCmtHDDuu0

ArmedandHammered

To combat the cabin fever:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jOk8dk-qaU

ArmedandHammered
Sharkbait
ArmedandHammered

Last innie, many people working from home feel this way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlOVlqUcB8A

ArmedandHammered

Only if you order delivery:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbUxy46aNe4

ArmedandHammered

Time to inflict some aural pain:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E

ArmedandHammered

When is the next get together?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg

BC Dick
LemonJello
SonOfSpam

Quint shot. (Sorry Dionne family)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_FVnuP-EkY

SonOfSpam

I agree with the title of this song. Let’s do this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC2GjXMk7i4

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This one’s a little more abstract, but appropriate for a quarantine situation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSzQ2Wl5gBE

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
SonOfSpam

Who remembers Aztec Camera? Hey they were good shut up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M2P8mlhpUU

Sharkbait
BC Dick

Doubles as the internal monologue of frenzied exhibitionists everywhere.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W_SGoBFJxs

SonOfSpam

Really enjoyed DJ3000’s concern about being a ventilator. TIMELY!

Sharkbait

This counts as “outside” right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rxWPEdYCnI

BC Dick

In through the out door? No again? Ok.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7vRSu_wsNc&app=desktop

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Senor Weaselo

The clearly superior version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSCUhqsy4Nk

SonOfSpam

“Remember when we used to make out to this hymn?”

BC Dick

The fight scene, murder, and escape in mom’s Jeep about 1:50 in is the real star of that clip

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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BC Dick

In a grave must count. Or does it need to be in the title?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As someone who is about to post a song where it doesn’t, I say no, it does not!

Sharkbait

Is that so…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I feel like Staind would be a good band to pretend had a song by Trapt.

Sharkbait

College me saw them front row in Providence.

Gumbygirl
Gumbygirl

I suck at this. The video is Into the Mystic Van Morrison. At least, I hope it is!

Sharkbait

Share the full URL. if you’re on a mobile browser request the desktop page then copy the URL

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Like this: “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syIUmrSJWAU”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Memories of Cape Town, taking a night off from hanging out with a bunch of cool kids I didn’t really like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT67THonUgM

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Let’s make this a SURFING DOUBLE SHOT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdD8Emu-T64

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Not to blow my load early, but these are both really good songs.