And make up your mind damned fast. Close the door. You’re letting the virus in.
This is tWBS coming to you live from WDFO. Wait, maybe it’s KDFO. And how do you work this damned board? AND WHO KEEPS CALLING THE DAMNED PHONE LINES????
Oh, it’s Rush Limbaugh. OK, we can ignore that.
Anywhoooo….
I’m sitting in for Rikki-Tikki-Deadly this week on Request Line.
I can’t be positive but I have a suspicion that the Ms. Dr. RTD Esquire (Retired) might have murdered him. But it’s not as if he didn’t have it coming. Or he might have jumped out of a window when the Dow Jones went down again. Who knows?
He’s either gotten himself IN trouble, or tossed himself OUT of a window.
Hey DJ3000, you see what I did there, right?
tWBS: Wow, you’re in a mood.
DJ3000: You would be too if they wanted to convert you into a respirator and… Well, you know.
tWBS: Well it’s interesting you bring that up because…
DJ3000: Shit.
tWBS: What?
DJ3000: It’s just that every time you say something is “interesting”? I get screwed over. Rikki doesn’t do this to me. He loves me.
tWBS: OK, calm down. No one is going to make you breathe infected and/or recycled air.
DJ3000: You’re damned right they’re not.
tWBS: HEY HE’S BUSY AND I’M YOUR MOTHER THIS WEEK…. I mean…. All I meant was that when breathing, you breath IN and OUT. Or in a different sense, when going into public, you go INTO places. Then you come OUT. Hopefully. Assuming there were no armed robberies.
And that’s our thing this week.
DJ3000: What in the living hell are you talking about?
tWBS: We’re doing songs which have to do with being INSIDE. Being OUTSIDE. GOING IN (no not like that please), or COMING OUT (again, please not like that). Entering? Exiting? There are a lot of options here.
DJ3000: [sighs heavily] You just had to didn’t you?
tWBS: Oh stop, it’s as if you just met me.
DJ3000: Can we at least get the large order and you not skimp on the dollar menu this time?
tWBS: I dunno. How much change is in the cushions of the car seat?
DJ3000: You’re a jerk.
tWBS: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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But that’s our thing this week gang. Are you going IN or going OUT?
Or maybe a combination of both?
There are a lot to choose from. A lot to pull down.
Do not disappoint me. I will even get you started. I’m nice like that.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4ZlWEQ17ns
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLHpvjrFpe0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I776VyXJab4
Of course.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5juj6aaFNzc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erG5rgNYSdk
I’D LOVE TO JOE JACKSON BUT I CAN’T RIGHT NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJwt2dxx9yg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQIO3pBFfXI
Forgot about this favorite of mine, almost posted the Reservoir Dogs clip, but that is a bit much:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ln7Vn_WKkWU
Song getting some run on a commercial right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCirYuLaEu8
All of us, vis-a-vis our domiciles:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJVpihgwE18
No where to go during the quarantine because:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN9y8sBv3_8
It’s below 70 in SoCal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19Z06genVX8
Double shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqmFxgEGKH0
What if it’s in bad taste?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkbS2Zrcl6g
Bad taste? Add garlic salt.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffFBdWBp0NE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emGri7i8Y2Y
Does it count if it’s the title track and the album has “In” in it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvCmtHDDuu0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJ9twEldw_M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvUQcnfwUUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huzYji2OAD4
To combat the cabin fever:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jOk8dk-qaU
I wish I could:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ijk4j-r7qPA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPpDyIJdasg
Last innie, many people working from home feel this way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlOVlqUcB8A
Only if you order delivery:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbUxy46aNe4
Time to inflict some aural pain:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tPcc1ftj8E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXV19NfP3hA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNAkbbKycCM
When is the next get together?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQo1HIcSVtg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I57nIP0vc44&list=OLAK5uy_krTaSoFeZ3at_CFFnIwocrWyMAc6TyoSo
Swell. Just swell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNo1nS_JV5k
TRIPLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scpqae3P7Dg
Quad:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I57nIP0vc44
Quint shot. (Sorry Dionne family)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_FVnuP-EkY
I agree with the title of this song. Let’s do this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC2GjXMk7i4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAgnJDJN4VA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbXWrmQW-OE
This one’s a little more abstract, but appropriate for a quarantine situation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vSzQ2Wl5gBE
More surf rock!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4bOfzAShiA
Who remembers Aztec Camera? Hey they were good shut up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4M2P8mlhpUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ksUzw9EIok
DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owNv3fBOK7U
TIMELY!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9BfvPjsXXw
Doubles as the internal monologue of frenzied exhibitionists everywhere.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0W_SGoBFJxs
Really enjoyed DJ3000’s concern about being a ventilator. TIMELY!
This counts as “outside” right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rxWPEdYCnI
In through the out door? No again? Ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7vRSu_wsNc&app=desktop
Someone had to do it…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCkHanF4v1w
The clearly superior version:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSCUhqsy4Nk
“Remember when we used to make out to this hymn?”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuh6EhSHJ1g
The fight scene, murder, and escape in mom’s Jeep about 1:50 in is the real star of that clip
“In your head”…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
On the outside…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YIBmZjONtA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMwKDk4mW3c
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mLcsubR9Z_4
In a grave must count. Or does it need to be in the title?
As someone who is about to post a song where it doesn’t, I say no, it does not!
Is that so…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLcsubR9Z_4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVQpfoqsY8Q
I feel like Staind would be a good band to pretend had a song by Trapt.
College me saw them front row in Providence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syIUmrSJWAU
I suck at this. The video is Into the Mystic Van Morrison. At least, I hope it is!
Share the full URL. if you’re on a mobile browser request the desktop page then copy the URL
Like this: “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syIUmrSJWAU”
Memories of Cape Town, taking a night off from hanging out with a bunch of cool kids I didn’t really like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT67THonUgM
Let’s make this a SURFING DOUBLE SHOT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdD8Emu-T64
Not to blow my load early, but these are both really good songs.