In this time of…well whatever we want to call it.  Let’s say “Teh Viruhl Threat”?  And with the social distancing thingy, etc.  It’s easy to become complacent and just nap on the couch while watching documentaries and game shows.

(stop looking at me like that)

((OK fine, yes that’s mostly what I’ve been doing))

(((jerks)))

But still, it’s important to stay healthy in other ways as well.  And it can be done without exposure.  I ran around my house today 50 times just to get some cardio in.  Yes, I’m serious.  I did repeatedly trip over a tree limb which I haven’t cleaned up yet.  BUT I DIDN’T FALL DOWN!!!  OK, maybe I fell down the first time.  NO YOU SHUT UP!!!!

Then I remembered to jump the next 49 laps.  Still haven’t cleaned up the limb yet though.  Fuck it.

But in all seriousness…

Your own health is important.  It’s the most important.  You can’t do anything for anyone else, or for yourself, if you don’t have your health.  And of course that’s not always totally under our own control.  Shit happens.  But you can get out and even with social distancing be able to get the exercise your body needs.  Or stay in and work it.  Just don’t give up.  It’s not easy these days.  But if you can push through as best as is possible, when this passes you’ll be glad you did.

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Excercising Your Rights As A Sports Fan

Still not much to get excited about.  But let’s try.

NFL

Grading the 2020 NFL Draft.  Top to bottom according to CBSSports.

1. Ravens
2. Vikings
3. Broncos
4. Dolphins
5. Bengals
6. Raiders
7. Cowboys
8. Rams
9. Jets
10. Chiefs
11. Eagles
12. Patriots
13. Panthers
14. Browns
15. Giants
16. Jaguars
17. Buccaneers
18. Cardinals
19. Lions
20. Colts
21. 49ers
22. Bills
23. Falcons
24. [*Redacted] s
25. Titans
26. Texans
27. Saints
28. Steelers
29. Seahawks
30. Bears
31. Chargers
32. Packers

I don’t necessarily agree with this order.  I think the Bills, Titans and Panthers (ugggghhhh) did better than they’re being given credit for.  But I do think the Ravens killed it.  Suck it rest of the AFC North.  Now, when Harbaugh fucks it up it’s not the players’ faults.

MLB

Yep, they’re still trying to figure things out.  Now we’re talking about three different divisions with ten teams each.  Arizona, Tejas and Florida still on the table.  Yeeeesh.  That should work well.

And of course, when they ran the simulations of this scenario, the Orioles finished dead last every time.  Some things never change.

NBA

LeBron James now appears to fancy himself as an epidemiologist.

NHL

And finally, in a simulated post-season, my Caps went down to Carolina in the opening round, 4 games to 3.  Yeah, sadly that sounds pretty accurate.

But congrats to Calgary for your fake championship.  Fuck you Boston.

Aaaaaaaand then there’s this…

NCAA BB

NC State loses four-star basketball signee Josh Hall, who will sign an agent and enter 2020 NBA Draft

Same thing happened last year.  Can’t catch a break.

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OK Let’s Get A Workout

(that means two things)

Enjoy…

And of course, don’t forget to get your cardio in…

Yep that raises the heart rate nicely.

Yikes.  Considering how much women seem to hate me, any girl who can kick my ass is a concern.  Meh, beats going out from the virus I guess.

Have a good weekend everyone.  And get your exercise in.

Love ya’s.

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