Lesser Footy May Day – How Many tWBS’s Shall There Be?

Yes, those lovable, cuddly Krauts are in full swing on FS1 and assorted sister channels.  Dortmund/Wolfsburg and Borussia Unpronounceable/Aspirin FC highlight the 9:30 slate.  Bayern (the side you’ve heard of) gets Eintracht Frankfurt at 12:30, and should be ok viewing.  Except…the play has been choppy after the long, weird break.  To put it mildly.  It reminds one of roller derby without the skates.

But, hope springs eternal.  And at least SOMETHING is fucking on, that isn’t golfer assholes or race car rednecks.

Back to the week’s theme, we honor Mark by watching Lesser Footy, even if he ain’t around to joshingly shit upon it.  A question has arisen, though.  There was a long-standing meme/joke about a Lesser Footy scoreline constituting “a tWBS” – based on his complaints about this always being the final tally.  But hark, was that tally 1-nil or nil-nil??  LET THE PPLS VOTE!

/Hippo can nae figure out the “Insert Poll” plug-in, so is write-in time, y’all.

//Drink and Gamble, as tWBS would have wanted.  But don’t “dance like nobody is watching” however much he would like such cliche advice.

///Yes, Pretend Machester City is still running rampant, as the Pretend Calendar turns to 2036.

////Also, this song kicks all the ass, and shits out said ass for breakfast: