Look, it’s been a long week. I’ve got three teaching weeks left in the school term, and now the year-long skippers are coming out of the woodwork, with their parents, wanting to know why they aren’t going to graduate on time. Of course, with the schools being remotely run, each of these complaints involves the VP contacting me, sending her a copy of the attendance showing the last time the kid showed up (usually November), and my marks book, which shows how much of each course they still have left to complete (usually 75%). When asked what it would take to complete, my answer is always the same – “a time machine”.

INAPPROPRIATE!

So, since I’m slowly pickling my body this evening, let’s settle in with some Saturday night music.

Oh yeah – that’s the good stuff. One of the many unofficial [DFO] anthems. There are others, but there are few objections to Sam Cooke.

Of course, whenever I hear Sam Cooke, I always think, “Animal House”.

So now I’ve decided on a movie to watch. And who can forget the band every fraternity wanted to hire?

Otis Day. FYI – in 1989, their going rate was $15,000 USD, or at least that’s what it was going to take to get them to come play the party I was helping organize at UBC.

One band I did get to play at UBC? The Odds.

They were always a good time. We got them to play four times, and each time we had them out they played fewer covers & more original music, which wasn’t a problem. I like the fact that I got to see their evolution as a band from the lazyboy in my dorm room.

Thirty years later, the memories of those shows are as current as the liver damage I caused enjoying them.


Tonight’s … entertainment?:

Before I look at the TV Guide, I will point out that the Black Crowes are having a ‘Budweiser Stage At Home’ Series on Live Nation’s website at 5:00 PM. I saw them live on their inaugural tour at Vancouver’s QE Theatre, and what I could see through the pot smoke was quite enjoyable.

  • UFC Fight Night: Woodley vs. Burns, from Las Vegas
    • Prelims – 6:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Main Card = 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
  • Korea Baseball Organization:
    • Lotte Giants at Doosan Bears – 12:55 AM | ESPN

Well, we are in the depths of the lockdown now, in terms of TV entertainment. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Viva La Tabula Raza

I feel like we are in that space in time between the events of the first Mad Max movie and Road Warrior. It’s obvious that some serious shit went down, but at least now we’ll be able to live through the details.

Spur

i call the biggest cod piece

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[squares up, thinking you are talking about the fish]

– Andy Reid

Gumbygirl

Garcetti just said he asked the governor to call out the National Guard. Fuck, tonight is gonna be bad.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo

Poor car. Should have been him.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A big…… Archer fan?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Based on his physique, he’s obviously not watching Arrow.
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Horatio Cornblower

He was then on the local news completely lying about it, and claiming that he had $1,000 worth of ‘stuff’ in his now destroyed car.

His insurance company is going to have a ball with that claim.

Unsurprised

The first time I’m on the insurer’s side

Spur

some real looting took place with the last few tax cuts for the wealthy

Viva La Tabula Raza

fucking ay.

Spur
Spur

LA is going to be on fire tonight. I hope at least 1 police station gets lit up with the other stores.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The candle shop?

Horatio Cornblower

The anal candling shop

Spur

oh no some cops got hit with urine!!!
thoughts and prayers

Spur

so only thoughts and prayers aimed at the patriots asking for answers

Brick Meathook

I haven’t watched TV since October, so I really have no idea what’s going on. Oh, I check the NY Times and the WSJ on-line front page occasionally, but I don’t see any of the shit that gets you boys all excited (especially Twitter).

But my phone just beeped that there’s a curfew in L.A. tonight at 8 PM! Shit’s on!

herodotus450

You got my Ham Radio message though, right?

Brick Meathook

My communications center received it, yes.

Mr. Ayo

Lucky! Our curfew was 1700.

Cheesecakes are being looted!

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Horatio Cornblower

Not even the looters are interested in the KMart in Minneapolis.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They are throwing TVs into the store and running away.

Horatio Cornblower

I laughed

Senor Weaselo

You’d think they would, due to their longtime hashtag #BlueLightsMatter

Unsurprised

Brand loyalty is strong in the heartland

Unsurprised

My brother lives close enough to the protest that he stepped outside to gawk after I told him not to and a cop immediately shot him near the dick with a rubber bullet.

BaldingSpiritually

He learned to listen to you and has a great story to tell his kids. Win win

Unsurprised

The nearest store is a local expensive one but fuck it. I got a good spicy hot bar burrito and mac some new beer and the first apricots I’ve eaten that I have noticed are actually good

Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

Carolina Reaper Molotovs. Fuck, that sounds like it’s against the Geneva Convention.

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Mr. Ayo

She’d get a lot more attention and money if she:

1) replaced that mic with a camera
2) replaced that top with nothing.

Viva La Tabula Raza

But if she did 2), then Moose wouldn’t be able to post the gif.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Plus it is 30 year old radio, later in the movie you can see them……. maybe.

Mr. Ayo

I don’t have a time machine, dammit.

Dunstan

Today’s theme on DFO Request Line….

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

WKRP; the day shift.

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Redshirt

The protests have reached Cleveland but with the current condition of the city it’ll be social unrest’s first ever beautification riot.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Should we make the “They are burning down the river!” joke or no?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh no someone set the Cleveland Browns on fire!
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Mr. Ayo

Again? Seems like a yearly ritual at this point.

Horatio Cornblower

They’d have to put the existing one out before they set the new one.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Free agency is still going on.

herodotus450

Doesn’t seem like “miniature American flags” are gonna get us outta this one.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It seems like the social distancing attempts of protestors are making them a lot harder to corral and control.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Man am I glad I am not hearing any helicopters right now.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That catapult launcher I mentioned earlier would probably also be pretty effective at sending teargas canisters back towards where they came from, too.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ah, nothing like seeing the street you used to live on featured on the evening news because it’s a site of police deploying tear gas.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

InfoWars truck at the LA protests. Wish someone had figured out to throw a bucket of paint on their windshield.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh_Im9Mbd4c

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A taste of their own medicine.

King Hippo

Look, I am just not a “protest culture” guy. I worry (and I think legitimately) that the paid/anarchist types just want to sow chaos and violence for their own ends. I fully acknowledge that the vast majority of folks are in good faith, and that everyone is fully justified in being pissed off.

We have to be better people, as individuals and a society (this is an admonition against all the fascism and racial profiling, NOT protest-shaming). I hope Diamond Joe is able to get the necessary and long healing/growth process off the ground immediately in 2021.

For funsies, here is Brandon Perna sharing news of his impending fatherhood and of Melvin Gordon (I didn’t like the signing but NEW FAVOURITE DONK after Chubb and Von) shitting on the Spanoi/Heretics/Clippers du Merde:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2StIiEwwOLQ

Spur

These vultures rob everything leave nothing but chains
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLomikF63fk

Spur

Nothing about MAGA night in DC. are news networks hiding whats going on in DC?

Fronkenshteen

If I didn’t have kiddos, I’d be there with gallons of milk. Bless these protests.

Spur
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Dunstan

I’d like to extend a FUCK YOU to Gil Leyvas of NBC4 news in Los Angeles, who just got all weepy because some protestors set fire to an American flag. “This is really hard to watch.”

Oh, is THAT what has been disturbing to see recently?

Even in liberal Los Angeles, the “liberal mainstream media” knows that whipping up white outrage and fear gets ratings.

Spur

that’s what i loved what i saw in Louisville last night, they were burning a Confederate flags

Dunstan

Now the white anchorprick is practically jerking himself off on the air at the prospect of a “strong police presence” tonight.

Gumbygirl

Turn to channel 7, none of that bullshit going on.

Dunstan

I switched to KTLA, which has been better.

I’m only keeping the coverage on to monitor if shit is getting closer to me. Frankly I just want to put on a Jimmy Stewart movie and pretend everyone is good and decent.

Gumbygirl

I truly hate that this is happening. I have nothing to worry about here in Big Bear, but I worry about all of you in LA. Please stay safe, everyone.

King Hippo

As a Son of the South, I 100% endorse the burning/wiping one’s arse with the stars n’ bars.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Dunstan; here is an image you can use…. at least in your head for this fucking shit:

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Spur

One day there will be nothing left for the poor to eat but the rich.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2flANhkdZs

Gumbygirl

A bright spot after an incredibly shitty week. Tonight on Svengoolie: Dinosaurus!

Spur

Favorite dino?
I love to dream about seeing a Brontosaurus.

Gumbygirl

I like the big guys, like brachoisaurus

Spur

The demographics of America has changed in the last 20 years. this unrest is the new demographics fight against the old demographic for authority . the death throes of the old guard in 4k for all to see.
There will be blood.

Brick Meathook

Rioters always lose.

Spur

the goal is to leave a mark

Brick Meathook

that’s what the cops do. the rioters will be worse off tomorrow, they’ll be worse off six months from now, they’ll be worse off next year. read a history book.

rioters are amateurs.
revolutionaries are professionals.

Spur

true but it took hong kong rioters about ten days to organize. This people have no jobs and nothing but time.

Brick Meathook

hong kong rioters lost

Unsurprised

They should have had better allies than the CIA

Spur

Sun goes down in 30 mins on the east coast. A reckoning is coming tonight. AmeriKKKa is going to give its blood to the tree of liberty tonight.

Brick Meathook

This is the dorkiest thing ever:

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Spur

Pizza makers is a job. A job is a job at this time.

Brick Meathook

It’s even worse than this:

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Mr. Ayo

Geek bondage porn is such a weird fetish.

Sharkbait

Those two found a way off this crazy ride for a while. Lucky bastards.

Brick Meathook

It’ll still be here when they get back. If they get back; they could be incinerated on reentry. But they have to wear those ridiculous “suits” that look like some bad cosplay.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Glad to see they got off the ground safely, at least.

Brick Meathook

Gordo wouldn’t be caught dead in that.

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The Maestro

I went on a bike ride with Lady Maestro today. Ate some fries. Drank some homemade cider. Weather was beautiful. And I sit here, in my house, thinking about what a day I had, and how frustrated and guilty I feel about the whole thing. It’s fucked. These protestors are heroes. They’re out here risking their lives, in so many ways. And I’m sitting here like a fucking schmuck. I gave some money to the case happening with the young black woman pushed off a building by Toronto cops, and I don’t really know what else I can do.

But fuck, y’all. Something’s gotta change. I don’t know what, but it feels like shit is about ready to boil over. I hope we see actual, positive change.

Horatio Cornblower

There’s a protest in Bridgeport, CT today, and apparently protestors closed some roads and white MAGA chuds are complaining that they can’t get through, as if they’d ever set foot in Bridgeport for any reason at all.

Sharkbait

The only time they go to Bridgeport is to get on the Ferry to Port Jeff

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Spur

These cops have no idea the hate they cultivated. they just dont get it and never will.

Horatio Cornblower

I think some of them may be getting a vague idea lately. Seeing a precinct burned down has to make some impression and…hold on, I’m getting something in my earpiece…
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Oh. Never mind

Spur

So the hits keep on coming. My co-worker/co-manager passed away on Friday. Scott was Big picture Ops, am d2d Ops. He was sicker then he let on. the worst thing. i yelled at him the last time we spoke. i yelled at him to take the time off he need to get better, if we cant depend on him he needed to be off.

We fought but we did it to improve on work. at the end of day our hatred of everyone bonded us.
The funny thing, never met him face to face. All 4 years we worked remote.
Cowboys fan too and Tejano. I think a shared ethnic background was our link

Horatio Cornblower

Sorry about your loss.

Spur

Folks

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ArmedandHammered

It is a really bad economy when the Nosferatu have to peruse the help wanted ads.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

#monsterdotcom

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Mr. Ayo

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Nothing but winners.

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Redshirt

Damn it, CNN. Don’t say “Protest erupt following death of George Floyd”, call it the alleged murder of George Floyd (only alleged because Innocent Until Proven Guilty). If CNN was around they would’ve said “Nation in Shock Due to Death of President Lincoln”.

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Mr. Ayo

That’s a rocking dog.

And car.

I aspire to be half as cool as that guy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Um…. not a guy, and she has PLENTY of peanut-butter.

Mr. Ayo

Well, that makes this boner a little less awkward.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Since you use almondbutter you are cool.

Redshirt

Forget Scooby-Doo; I want to watch these two driving around solving mysteries.

Dunstan

Just got back from the march in midtown L.A.

This may have been my first protest march. I’m struggling to remember a previous one. I’m not really big on protesting — and honestly, nothing today really changed my mind, my two hours out there did fuck-all to change the world — but it was nearby, so it was almost literally the least I could do. It was an interesting experience.

It was fairly cohesive, in the sense that it was almost entirely about police violence — no “liberate Palestine” or other unrelated signs like you see at a lot of protests. I can’t say I agreed with every slogan that was shouted; I don’t want to defund the police and have us all protect ourselves. But I do think there’s some value in people showing their anger in a peaceful way.

Social distancing was respected to an extent — certainly there weren’t always six feet between everyone, but there was an effort to spread out, and almost everyone was wearing masks. A few people would take theirs off to shout something, and I made sure to stay the fuck away from them. There were really just a few minutes in the park on the way out, and at the intersection at the end of the march, where things were uncomfortably close, and the latter is when I chose to slip out and make my own way home.

On the way back, I saw the first police presence other than the helicopters. They had a barrier set up at another intersection. I noticed one cop who was 100 feet away from the barrier, with nobody near him, but he was still clutching his billy club like he couldn’t fucking wait to use it. I even commented on it to another bystander, who was thinking the same thing. Sure enough, less than a minute later, a cyclist was heading in that direction, and this same cop just shoved the guy off his bike and then stood over him threatening. Fortunately the cyclist was white and so not worthy of a beating I guess.

Everyone I was with was peaceful. I saw one guy climb on a lamppost, and a few on a billboard, but that cop was the only violent person I saw. Of course, when I got home, the only thing the local coverage mentions is that a few people had climbed on a bus somewhere and that there was a “tense standoff” between protesters and police.

Can still hear some shouting and occasional sirens from my apartment. Hope things don’t take a turn for the worse tonight.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The mob mentality which I brought up in the previous post is even more extensive in the police response to demonstrations, and you provide a perfect eye witness example of such. It is certainly interesting that the demonstration response in terms of armament and violence in in proportion to the color and right leaning of said protest. They show up to confront and engage rather than decelerate confrontations.

Redshirt

Personally, I hope there are body cams on the riot cops so their sergeants can see which ones where trying to keep the peace and which ones where head hunting. It won’t happen, but I’m still hoping.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Won’t happen with the blue line. There are undercover ones posing as violent protesters; that is not a well meaning activity.

Redshirt

From what I heard last night, it was two main groups of protesters, one group that came out to express anger at the police and then once they left another group came that wanted to destroy stuff.

I’m start to subscribe that the police just have a bad culture problem, like a rotten apple spoiling the whole barrel. Except instead of a rotten apple causing foul odor and food poisoning, this rotten cops are killing innocent people and fostering mistrust and hatred towards good cops.

Ultimately the only way this is going to end is for the police to be held to a higher standard and for the good cops to turn on the bad cops. The socio-economic issues and public trust in the police can’t be fixed until the police are fixed.

Dunstan

Yeah, but that won’t happen. Cops are more interested in sticking together.

I don’t buy your “two groups of protesters” theory. Everything was fine until the police showed up, parked a dozen cars along a street, and set up a line to close off the street. I would really love to hear what strategic objective the cops were trying to accomplish with that show of force. They didn’t help open up the street, they delayed its re-opening. The protest had been going for over two hours on a sunny afternoon; I know I was tired and thirsty and ready to call it a day.

But that show of force by the cops was a huge mistake, because there was a lot of anger towards cops in the crowd. For them to show up and start interfering in the protest was unnecessarily confrontational.

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You are completely oversimplifying this; any protest is a fluid situation. The police confronted the protesters in a violent manner and it went on from there. I agree with the second part; it is systemic within the PD, violations and deaths of unarmed arrest subjects happen over and over, and taxpayers are paying for it.

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