Your “There’s Always More Than One” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

NFL Notes:

  • In the worst-kept secret since the Kaepernick blackballing, Lamar Jackson was finally revealed as the cover of Madden ’21. 
    • The write-up is pretty spectacular-sounding, despite no gameplay footage being available:
      • “Dynamic agility and blazing speed make the Baltimore Ravens superstar QB untouchable in the open field. The face of a fearless new generation of rising NFL stars, Jackson has changed the game.”
        • There is no word on whether he will have a “God mode” like OG video game god Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl.

  • New York Giants kicker Aldrick Rosas was arrested Monday morning following a hit-and-run in Chico, California.
    • He was apparently, and allegedly, doing about 100 mph when he blew an intersection & hit another vehicle.
      • He then fled the scene, but was later found by the CHP.
    • He is being charged with charged with misdemeanor hit-and-run and driving on a suspended license.
      • There is also talk about a DUI charge.
  • The 49ers have extended Kyle Shanahan through 2025.
    • His original contract was going to expire after 2022, but they decided blowing a fourth quarter lead in the Super Bowl was worth another three years.
      • While no numbers were divulged, it’s rumoured that the deal now makes Shanahan one of the NFL’s five highest-paid head coaches.
    • A reminder, in his first three seasons, he’s gone:
      • 6-10 (2017)
      • 4-12 (2019)          – this type of success got Dick Vermeil fired.
      • 13-3 (2020)

Finally, the Buccaneers released photos of  good internet dog Tom Brady wearing clothes!

  • It all comes after the Bucs teased a picture release, and Dreamboat made his views felt.

  • Not wanting to offend his majesty, they quickly obliged.

It looks more like artistic renderings than actual photos, although we don’t have much to go on in that department.

So lifelike

Tonight’s … entertainment?:

  • Top Rank Boxing on ESPN – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
    • Greer-Plania (super bantamweights)
      • Joshua Greer Jr. (22-1-1, 12 KOs) vs. Mike Plania (23-1, 12 KOs) in a super-bantamweight main event in Las Vegas.
      • Also: Giovani Santillan vs. Antonio DeMarco (welterweights).
  • Baseball:
    • ESPN 30 for 30: Long Gone Summer – 7:00PM | TSN2
    • Montreal Expos Classics: McGwire hits 70th HR – Expos @ Cardinals (Sept 27, 1998) – 9:00PM | TSN2
  • American Masters – MAE WEST: DIRTY BLONDE – 8:00PM | PBS
    • Mae West’s life and career are spotlighted.
  • Let It Fall: Los Angeles 1982-1992 –  8:00 PM | ABC
    • A look at the decade leading up to the L.A. riots of 1992. This documentary examines the era’s racial tensions, the rise of gangs, the crack epidemic and the efforts of the LAPD to clamp down on the violence.
  • The Genetic Detective – 10:00PM | ABC
    • The killer of 8-year-old April Tinsley taunted police for decades in Fort Wayne, Indiana, leaving notes and threats with viable DNA samples, but they still couldn’t catch him until now.
      • NOTE: Unlike most of these type of shows, where they draw out a result that remains open, this one does have a conclusion.

It bears repeating – I miss sports.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

‘sup, Moose?

ALXMAC
ALXMAC
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

‘member when the NSA had to actually tape everybody’s shit? I ‘member.

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ALXMAC
Beastmode Ate My Baby

It was a ridiculous premise that the director & cast sold with 100% sincerity.

It also has William Motherfuckin’ Smith speaking fluent Russian, ergo I love it.

Dunstan

Either someone is on a murder spree in my neighborhood, or they’re setting off one firecracker every 5-15 minutes. Did the Purge start and nobody told me?

Brick Meathook

I keep hearing distant explosions (bigger than a firecracker), one every 5 to 15 minutes.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s been like that here, too.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
ALXMAC

2 other more recent Sci/Fi space movies for those of you into the genre are “Prospect” and “High Life”. Both are films I would not rec for casual movie goers (i.e. friends and family) but both are worth a watch if yer into that type of movie.

ALXMAC

(Not “not” calling y’all friends)

Dunstan

I’m more of a well-wisher. Meaning that I don’t wish you any specific harm.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Now don’t generalize. You said once that you wished that my cereal would become soggy before I ate it.

Dunstan

Forgive me. It was a moment of anger. I have been beating myself up over it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, Grape Nuts DOES need some time.

ALXMAC

We’re getting closer to being acquaintances.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Are you in Dunstan’s yard too?

Dunstan

I knew there was something familiar about those noises.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

So by casual movie goers you are referring to those that like light and airy movies, maybe ones with a female cancer victim that gets sent off by her friends just right so as to produce a predictable manipulated tear, and not just movie goers who don’t wear pants?

ALXMAC

Yes. My lame ass hobby is watching movies and I’m into recommending movies that fit my likes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Lame ass? Join the crowd. Good to see these recommendations of your, as a lot of mainstream SciFi just sucks for me.

ALXMAC

I’ve got a Hamburger Hill full of Vietnam Movies to rec.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Dunstan

Just watched the original (1975) Stepford Wives. The striking part is how little it took to be deemed “imperfect” by the men. Like, Katharine Ross’s character is beautiful, smart, funny, a good mother, and a good wife to her schlumpy lawyer husband, but she — gasp!– has a photography hobby, so clearly she needs to be replaced by an android.

I’m now sort of curious to see how they updated it for the Nicole Kidman remake.

ALXMAC

Don’t.

Dunstan

Yeah, I checked out a plot summary on Wikipedia, and I gather they turned into a campy “black comedy.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This is probably the best movie review EVER.

ALXMAC

Europa Report is a low budget sci/fi space movie that punches above it’s budget; 8/10 ALXMAC recommends.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Same cost effectiveness as, say, Moon?

ALXMAC

In so much that where they spent their budget, they spent it well. Not saying it’s better than Moon but it’s an underrated gem of the genre.

Dunstan

Haven’t seen Moon, but can echo the recommendation for Europa Report.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Moon is a well enough made that you enjoy the ride. Part of it is… no spoiler.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Space Force is pretty disappointing.

Horatio Cornblower

I liked it, but it’s definitely not what that cast should make it.

That said, Malkovich is outstanding.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think he means the new agency…..

ALXMAC
Horatio Cornblower

Just finished tonight’s offbeat Netflix movie, “3022”, which is about, I guess, the world blowing itself because of CERN, maybe?, and then what happens to four astronauts stranded on a space station between the Earth’s leftovers and Jupiter.

I do not recommend it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Working from home is the same for me in a lot of ways:

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Senor Weaselo

“Thanks Obama!”

ALXMAC

Yar beat me to it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I thought they were ANTIFA destroying property paid by Soros.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We get a $10 credit at Shake Shack via American Express, so today I ordered a burger under the name “Not a Cop”.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I also cashed in a T-Mobile offer at Burger King on the same trip so we got a smokeshack double, a Whopper, fries, and jalapeno poppers for like $2.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

You did way better than I.

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Mr. Ayo

Haha, we don’t use Mustard out here.

Way too spicy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right

That double smoke shack IS a tasty burger.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Senor Weaselo

That looks like Kid Gorgeous, then later Kid Presentable, then Kid Gruesome, then finally Kid Moe.

Unsurprised

Also, this guy
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Game Time Decision

Thats a solid chin

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“So….. you want fries with that?”

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Senor Weaselo

I’m guessing she’s not getting a Chozoburger.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

NY Comic Con/AnimeFest is fucking wild, gents

litre_cola

So when the ‘Rona continues to spike when do we hear from the Cheeto. “Look, we closed er down for 2 months, was a great close, the best close, but obviously that didn’t work, so we keep the country open, the biggest open, the open.”

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

No, they’ll claim that they had everything all under control until “those people” went out protesting against being haphazardly murdered by cops.

litre_cola

Ooh good angle, I never saw that one. Because not wearing a mask equals freedom, but lawful protest is evil and what got us in the end. Damn it. Nice spin.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait

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Senor Weaselo

On one hand, he definitely committed what would now be considered war crimes and was the first Grand Wizard. On the other hand that statue might have been simply to troll the aforementioned cross-burners.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We could add a plaque for the accomplishments you stated…. in detail.

Gumbygirl

My son was in an outward bound kind of program outside of Nashville when he was in high school. They called that statue “the French fag.”

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Mr. Ayo

Unicycle for Uniball!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Game Time Decision

FATALITY. FINISH HER

Senor Weaselo

BAH GAWD!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article243515132.html

Structural engineers will be need to…… support sculptors.

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Dunstan

“*sob* It’s everything I ever dreamed of! Literally!” — J. Sandusky

Unsurprised

I just started watching Hannibal. Thanks, guys.

Senor Weaselo

The conductor/composer for a group I played for for a while wrote a piece based on Hannibal. The recording exists somewhere since we did it. I’d really like to know where, since I was concertmaster and there was a CM solo or two in there.

Game Time Decision

Watching Airplane. Shirley i made the right choice tonight

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t call me…..

SonOfSpam

I just wanted to wish you good luck. We’re all counting on you.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brick Meathook

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SonOfSpam

Twitter just discovered that Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben have RAYCESS overtones.

The arc of justice is long, but it bends toward grocery store aisles.

Brick Meathook

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Senor Weaselo

For those of you curious what the Marble League Qualifier events will be, say no more! (This might not work properly on account of being a Youtube photo.)
https://yt3.ggpht.com/F0b-b3othnDD1aqG44MCdCaQMRVpmmRsc_NO3BesYr3K1sYiQr0Y4NNkHdcAqlKOcbLEZEexNNtDMw=s1600-nd

Senor Weaselo

Also I guess I should template a preview/quick recap the Last Marble Standing tournament, because there’s less time than I thought.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

FUCK THAT CRAVENDALE SHIT! BULLSHIT THREE FUCKING CHANCES ON BLOCK PUSHING FOR THE FRESHERS! NAWT FAY-AH! NAWT FAY-AH!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

(I’m serious, by the way. Complete horseshit.)

Senor Weaselo

As a Milky Madness fan, I agree.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m on team Milky too. It’s rough because if there had been a red team I’d have chosen them. I don’t know why they had two blue batches.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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ballsofsteelandfury

ESPN AFL games have been announced:

ESPN2 Thu, 06/18/2020
5:30 AM EDT Richmond Hawthorn

ESPN2 Sun, 06/21/2020
1:30 AM EDT Essendon Melbourne

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I don’t trust ESPN anymore.

SonOfSpam

I think that may be Australia’s ESPN (it was last week). I think we only get it on FS1/2.

rockingdog

found a funny:

me: [snuggled in bed] oh wow this is nice
legs: omg so warm
feet: omg so warm
hands: omg so warm
bladder: hey guys

litre_cola

Reminder that the Queen’s futbol starts again tomorrow and we are mid tipping contest. Get your tips in or balls will show foot fetish pics.

ballsofsteelandfury

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herodotus450

Heh, look at all you fools, I turned my tips in over a year ago!

Dunstan

So apparently you can get a Zoom call with Brett Favre for $5,000.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/16/business/cameo-zoom-appointments/index.html

It’s $10,000 if you want him fully clothed.

SonOfSpam

$2000 per inch is a lot.

Gratliff

Watching new Joe Bob Briggs segments and, 25 years later, I still can’t tell how much of this is a bit.

Horatio Cornblower

Running from CHP. Like that’s ever gonna work.
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SonOfSpam

New York Giants kicker Aldrick Rosas was arrested Monday morning following a hit-and-run in Chico, California.
He was apparently, and allegedly, doing about 100 mph when he blew an intersection & hit another vehicle.
He then fled the scene, but was later found by the CHP.
He is being charged with charged with misdemeanor hit-and-run and driving on a suspended license.
There is also talk about a DUI charge.

“Lame, especially for a kicker.”

– Rob Bironas

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“I know, right?” – Jeff Reed

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Game Time Decision

Didn’t stick the landing. 2/10

scotchnaut

“Dude, I wrote a song about this!”

-Major Tom

ballsofsteelandfury

It must be noted that La Liga has games every day this week. On BeIn Sports.!

litre_cola

Yep. That is the best part of working from home. I can always have a game on.

scotchnaut

Will you be taking in Kevin The Broom tomorrow?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

I certainly will be.

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Unsurprised

It’s Redshirt!

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