NFL Notes:
- In the worst-kept secret since the Kaepernick blackballing, Lamar Jackson was finally revealed as the cover of Madden ’21.
- The write-up is pretty spectacular-sounding, despite no gameplay footage being available:
- “Dynamic agility and blazing speed make the Baltimore Ravens superstar QB untouchable in the open field. The face of a fearless new generation of rising NFL stars, Jackson has changed the game.”
- There is no word on whether he will have a “God mode” like OG video game god Bo Jackson in Tecmo Bowl.
- “Dynamic agility and blazing speed make the Baltimore Ravens superstar QB untouchable in the open field. The face of a fearless new generation of rising NFL stars, Jackson has changed the game.”
- The write-up is pretty spectacular-sounding, despite no gameplay footage being available:
- New York Giants kicker Aldrick Rosas was arrested Monday morning following a hit-and-run in Chico, California.
- He was apparently, and allegedly, doing about 100 mph when he blew an intersection & hit another vehicle.
- He then fled the scene, but was later found by the CHP.
- He is being charged with charged with misdemeanor hit-and-run and driving on a suspended license.
- There is also talk about a DUI charge.
- He was apparently, and allegedly, doing about 100 mph when he blew an intersection & hit another vehicle.
- The 49ers have extended Kyle Shanahan through 2025.
- His original contract was going to expire after 2022, but they decided blowing a fourth quarter lead in the Super Bowl was worth another three years.
- While no numbers were divulged, it’s rumoured that the deal now makes Shanahan one of the NFL’s five highest-paid head coaches.
- A reminder, in his first three seasons, he’s gone:
- 6-10 (2017)
- 4-12 (2019) – this type of success got Dick Vermeil fired.
- 13-3 (2020)
- His original contract was going to expire after 2022, but they decided blowing a fourth quarter lead in the Super Bowl was worth another three years.
Finally, the Buccaneers released photos of good internet dog Tom Brady wearing clothes!
- It all comes after the Bucs teased a picture release, and Dreamboat made his views felt.
Tomorrow https://t.co/e94xxjLZ48
— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) June 15, 2020
- Not wanting to offend his majesty, they quickly obliged.
🚨 *NOT* a jersey swap 🚨
📸: https://t.co/aogPhEDB9n pic.twitter.com/gKGw7IRMJk
— Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) June 16, 2020
It looks more like artistic renderings than actual photos, although we don’t have much to go on in that department.
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
- Top Rank Boxing on ESPN – 8:00PM | ESPN / TSN
- Greer-Plania (super bantamweights)
- Joshua Greer Jr. (22-1-1, 12 KOs) vs. Mike Plania (23-1, 12 KOs) in a super-bantamweight main event in Las Vegas.
- Also: Giovani Santillan vs. Antonio DeMarco (welterweights).
- Greer-Plania (super bantamweights)
- Baseball:
- ESPN 30 for 30: Long Gone Summer – 7:00PM | TSN2
- Montreal Expos Classics: McGwire hits 70th HR – Expos @ Cardinals (Sept 27, 1998) – 9:00PM | TSN2
- American Masters – MAE WEST: DIRTY BLONDE – 8:00PM | PBS
- Mae West’s life and career are spotlighted.
- Let It Fall: Los Angeles 1982-1992 – 8:00 PM | ABC
- A look at the decade leading up to the L.A. riots of 1992. This documentary examines the era’s racial tensions, the rise of gangs, the crack epidemic and the efforts of the LAPD to clamp down on the violence.
- The Genetic Detective – 10:00PM | ABC
- The killer of 8-year-old April Tinsley taunted police for decades in Fort Wayne, Indiana, leaving notes and threats with viable DNA samples, but they still couldn’t catch him until now.
- NOTE: Unlike most of these type of shows, where they draw out a result that remains open, this one does have a conclusion.
- The killer of 8-year-old April Tinsley taunted police for decades in Fort Wayne, Indiana, leaving notes and threats with viable DNA samples, but they still couldn’t catch him until now.
It bears repeating – I miss sports.
‘sup, Moose?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzAJ5P97MsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnxIor_KepM
‘member when the NSA had to actually tape everybody’s shit? I ‘member.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRTzUHmx9ZA
The original is another good bad movie, in the same vein as Road House.
It was a ridiculous premise that the director & cast sold with 100% sincerity.
It also has William Motherfuckin’ Smith speaking fluent Russian, ergo I love it.
Either someone is on a murder spree in my neighborhood, or they’re setting off one firecracker every 5-15 minutes. Did the Purge start and nobody told me?
I keep hearing distant explosions (bigger than a firecracker), one every 5 to 15 minutes.
It’s been like that here, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cntvEDbagAw&feature=emb_logo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i94HHGKml9M
2 other more recent Sci/Fi space movies for those of you into the genre are “Prospect” and “High Life”. Both are films I would not rec for casual movie goers (i.e. friends and family) but both are worth a watch if yer into that type of movie.
(Not “not” calling y’all friends)
I’m more of a well-wisher. Meaning that I don’t wish you any specific harm.
Now don’t generalize. You said once that you wished that my cereal would become soggy before I ate it.
Forgive me. It was a moment of anger. I have been beating myself up over it.
Well, Grape Nuts DOES need some time.
We’re getting closer to being acquaintances.
Are you in Dunstan’s yard too?
I knew there was something familiar about those noises.
So by casual movie goers you are referring to those that like light and airy movies, maybe ones with a female cancer victim that gets sent off by her friends just right so as to produce a predictable manipulated tear, and not just movie goers who don’t wear pants?
Yes. My lame ass hobby is watching movies and I’m into recommending movies that fit my likes.
Lame ass? Join the crowd. Good to see these recommendations of your, as a lot of mainstream SciFi just sucks for me.
I’ve got a Hamburger Hill full of Vietnam Movies to rec.
Just watched the original (1975) Stepford Wives. The striking part is how little it took to be deemed “imperfect” by the men. Like, Katharine Ross’s character is beautiful, smart, funny, a good mother, and a good wife to her schlumpy lawyer husband, but she — gasp!– has a photography hobby, so clearly she needs to be replaced by an android.
I’m now sort of curious to see how they updated it for the Nicole Kidman remake.
Don’t.
Yeah, I checked out a plot summary on Wikipedia, and I gather they turned into a campy “black comedy.”
This is probably the best movie review EVER.
Europa Report is a low budget sci/fi space movie that punches above it’s budget; 8/10 ALXMAC recommends.
Same cost effectiveness as, say, Moon?
In so much that where they spent their budget, they spent it well. Not saying it’s better than Moon but it’s an underrated gem of the genre.
Haven’t seen Moon, but can echo the recommendation for Europa Report.
Moon is a well enough made that you enjoy the ride. Part of it is… no spoiler.
Space Force is pretty disappointing.
I liked it, but it’s definitely not what that cast should make it.
That said, Malkovich is outstanding.
I think he means the new agency…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yf3LojyK7PA
Just finished tonight’s offbeat Netflix movie, “3022”, which is about, I guess, the world blowing itself because of CERN, maybe?, and then what happens to four astronauts stranded on a space station between the Earth’s leftovers and Jupiter.
I do not recommend it.
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0206476/
Working from home is the same for me in a lot of ways:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQzk09j2lZ8&feature=emb_logo
“Thanks Obama!”
Yar beat me to it.
I thought they were ANTIFA destroying property paid by Soros.
We get a $10 credit at Shake Shack via American Express, so today I ordered a burger under the name “Not a Cop”.
I also cashed in a T-Mobile offer at Burger King on the same trip so we got a smokeshack double, a Whopper, fries, and jalapeno poppers for like $2.
You did way better than I.
Haha, we don’t use Mustard out here.
Way too spicy.
That double smoke shack IS a tasty burger.
That looks like Kid Gorgeous, then later Kid Presentable, then Kid Gruesome, then finally Kid Moe.
Also, this guy
Thats a solid chin
MXC really went to shit in the later years.
“So….. you want fries with that?”
I’m guessing she’s not getting a Chozoburger.
NY Comic Con/AnimeFest is fucking wild, gents
So when the ‘Rona continues to spike when do we hear from the Cheeto. “Look, we closed er down for 2 months, was a great close, the best close, but obviously that didn’t work, so we keep the country open, the biggest open, the open.”
No, they’ll claim that they had everything all under control until “those people” went out protesting against being haphazardly murdered by cops.
Ooh good angle, I never saw that one. Because not wearing a mask equals freedom, but lawful protest is evil and what got us in the end. Damn it. Nice spin.
On one hand, he definitely committed what would now be considered war crimes and was the first Grand Wizard. On the other hand that statue might have been simply to troll the aforementioned cross-burners.
We could add a plaque for the accomplishments you stated…. in detail.
My son was in an outward bound kind of program outside of Nashville when he was in high school. They called that statue “the French fag.”
Unicycle for Uniball!
FATALITY. FINISH HER
BAH GAWD!
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/nation-world/national/article243515132.html
Structural engineers will be need to…… support sculptors.
“*sob* It’s everything I ever dreamed of! Literally!” — J. Sandusky
I just started watching Hannibal. Thanks, guys.
The conductor/composer for a group I played for for a while wrote a piece based on Hannibal. The recording exists somewhere since we did it. I’d really like to know where, since I was concertmaster and there was a CM solo or two in there.
Watching Airplane. Shirley i made the right choice tonight
Don’t call me…..
I just wanted to wish you good luck. We’re all counting on you.
Twitter just discovered that Aunt Jemima and Uncle Ben have RAYCESS overtones.
The arc of justice is long, but it bends toward grocery store aisles.
For those of you curious what the Marble League Qualifier events will be, say no more! (This might not work properly on account of being a Youtube photo.)
https://yt3.ggpht.com/F0b-b3othnDD1aqG44MCdCaQMRVpmmRsc_NO3BesYr3K1sYiQr0Y4NNkHdcAqlKOcbLEZEexNNtDMw=s1600-nd
Also I guess I should template a preview/quick recap the Last Marble Standing tournament, because there’s less time than I thought.
FUCK THAT CRAVENDALE SHIT! BULLSHIT THREE FUCKING CHANCES ON BLOCK PUSHING FOR THE FRESHERS! NAWT FAY-AH! NAWT FAY-AH!
(I’m serious, by the way. Complete horseshit.)
As a Milky Madness fan, I agree.
I’m on team Milky too. It’s rough because if there had been a red team I’d have chosen them. I don’t know why they had two blue batches.
ESPN AFL games have been announced:
ESPN2 Thu, 06/18/2020
5:30 AM EDT Richmond Hawthorn
ESPN2 Sun, 06/21/2020
1:30 AM EDT Essendon Melbourne
I don’t trust ESPN anymore.
I think that may be Australia’s ESPN (it was last week). I think we only get it on FS1/2.
found a funny:
me: [snuggled in bed] oh wow this is nice
legs: omg so warm
feet: omg so warm
hands: omg so warm
bladder: hey guys
Reminder that the Queen’s futbol starts again tomorrow and we are mid tipping contest. Get your tips in or balls will show foot fetish pics.
Heh, look at all you fools, I turned my tips in over a year ago!
So apparently you can get a Zoom call with Brett Favre for $5,000.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/16/business/cameo-zoom-appointments/index.html
It’s $10,000 if you want him fully clothed.
$2000 per inch is a lot.
Watching new Joe Bob Briggs segments and, 25 years later, I still can’t tell how much of this is a bit.
Running from CHP. Like that’s ever gonna work.
New York Giants kicker Aldrick Rosas was arrested Monday morning following a hit-and-run in Chico, California.
He was apparently, and allegedly, doing about 100 mph when he blew an intersection & hit another vehicle.
He then fled the scene, but was later found by the CHP.
He is being charged with charged with misdemeanor hit-and-run and driving on a suspended license.
There is also talk about a DUI charge.
“Lame, especially for a kicker.”
– Rob Bironas
“I know, right?” – Jeff Reed
Didn’t stick the landing. 2/10
“Dude, I wrote a song about this!”
-Major Tom
It must be noted that La Liga has games every day this week. On BeIn Sports.!
Yep. That is the best part of working from home. I can always have a game on.
Will you be taking in Kevin The Broom tomorrow?
I certainly will be.
It’s Redshirt!