Request Line: The Wrecking Ball

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

We join our regularly scheduled programming already in progress…

DREW BREES: …and then Marques says “that’s not a snake, that’s Junior Galette’s belt!”

PRODUCER: Ha ha ha ha ha!

DREW: Ha ha ha ha ha!

DJ 3000: HA HA HA HA HA!

PRODUCER: Great story, Drew.  I have to say, being able to chat like this makes things feel almost normal.  It’s been really great.

DREW: It’s been nice for me too.  Bit of a break from, uh, some other stuff that’s been going on.

PRODUCER: Any chance you’d maybe like to talk about that a bit?

DREW: Sure.  But just a little bit.  I’m trying to do more listening than talking these days, you know what I mean?

PRODUCER: As someone who works for the declining medium of terrestrial radio, I just wish there were more people like you out there.

DREW: Ha ha ha, yeah.

PRODUCER: So the backlash to your comments about kneeling during the anthem…it caught you by surprise.

DREW: It did, most definitely.  Because in the past people tried to explain the context of these things, and how they were part of a bigger picture.  But this time, nobody felt compelled to do that on my behalf.  At all.  And my teammates explained to me that this is one of the big sea changes that has happened in the wake of George Floyd’s murder – people like me no longer receive the presumption of ignorance.

PRODUCER: The presumption of ignorance.

DREW: Exactly.  How many times have people stuck up for you when you did or said something stupid and said “oh, he didn’t know.”? Well, those days are over.  You can’t pretend that you didn’t know Juneteenth is an important date celebrating the end of slavery in the United States, or that Tulsa was home to one of the worst instances of racial violence in our country’s history.  You can’t buy 88 spots for an ad with an upside-down red triangle and pretend that there’s no Nazi symbolism going on with it.  And if you genuinely don’t know these things, if you make an honest mistake…nobody is going to stick up for you anymore.  Nobody is going to give you the benefit of the doubt of having good intentions.  All of that is done.

PRODUCER: Huh.

DREW: It’s a wrecking ball.  And if you step in front of you, it’s going to ruin you.  It came for me.  It came for Greg Glassman – he might not be mourning for George Floyd, but he sure as hell is going to be mourning the fact that he destroyed the Crossfit brand – a brand from which the vast majority of his worth derived.  Same with Mike Gundy over at OSU – for something that he perceives as being as innocuous as wearing a t-shirt, he’s lost the locker room.  Probably for good. And I thought that would make for a good theme for this week’s Request Line.

DJ 3000: SONGS ABOUT WRECKING BALLS?

DREW: That’s right.  I’ll get us started with one from a band called Creeper Lagoon.

Today’s theme is: Wrecking Balls.  Your first task is to pick at least two songs that specifically reference wrecking balls.  And then after you’ve paid your dues, feel free to throw in a few more about demolition specifically.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=theR3cK0n!ng” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  

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ALXMAC

RTD, you were cocked and loaded for this one; how about doing a Request Line for Police??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqq6atTEFb0

ThurberHerder

I have a good friend that likes this song unironically

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV0eMaIFlvA

ThurberHerder

Seems like it’s time to wreck the ball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewFBuYHldeY

ThurberHerder

If balls posted this it would fit the theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3aGZZueg08

ThurberHerder
ballsofsteelandfury

I see that this whole post was just an excuse to post Myley Cyrus on top of a wrecking ball.

SonOfSpam

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Dunstan

“And that’s how we fell in love” — Donald T., DC

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Cher rode a “wrecking ball” back in the day. comment image

I can still remember watching the USS New Jersey “hurl Volkswagens” (we were told that the 16″ projectiles weighed the same as a Bug) at the Druze militia back in 1983.comment image

Beerguyrob

I prefer the cover version.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZLOtcUXq_k

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

If Pete Seeger were around today, he’s use that fucking hammer. OH WOULD HE USE IT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VO39e5Uznu4

Viva La Tabula Raza

Here late, so all the songs needed for entry are already taken.
I’ll put this out there in the spirit of tWBS and his Offspring and Greenday fixation. These guys are fucking awful. I’m posting the uncensored audio-only cut, because the video is so fucking censored that only about half the lyrics can be heard. Anyway, apologies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtOnSQvz8yc

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

Such a great series of ads. Started as “Real American Heroes” then 9/11, so only uniformed guys could be called heroes because censorship or what have you.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Googling “Wrecking Ball songs” seems like cheating, so I could only go with what I know…

Cuntler

Explosivo. It’s about demolition, so sure.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkfR8lm0elQ

Cuntler

Also sonic Valium, but Ryan Adams is a prick. Oh well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xHBRRL_zKGs

SonOfSpam

He is bad, which is a shame because he can craft a damn song.

Cuntler

This song is sonic valium, but the band name is great.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fez9gMdnBMM

ALXMAC
yeah right

Now that that’s over with…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FFx68qSAuY

ALXMAC
yeah right
SonOfSpam

Now that I’m free at last to get into demolition, here’s a good ‘un

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R72tAEKbhKQ

ALXMAC
Game Time Decision

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My2FRPA3Gf8

ALXMAC

I couldn’t bring myself to do it. Bless You.

ALXMAC
SonOfSpam

And for #2 balls-a-wreckin, here’s The Boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNwaojAJ18

SonOfSpam

Ok, I mean, Smashing Pumpkins were cool, right? So this isn’t so bad. Right?

Sigh.

Sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fYcPJvGQ9UE

King Hippo

I absolutely HATED Smashing Pumpkins (apart from the song they did for the Singles soundtrack), and DESPISE weird-ass-fucked-up-politics-and-rotten-human Corgan even MOAR.

SonOfSpam

He peaked when he met Homer Simpson (smiling politely).

But Siamese Dream is great, and that’s not up for discussion.

Game Time Decision

FF team name: Presumption of ignorance