INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY
The PRODUCER lies on his side on the couch, snoring heavily. He is hugging to his chest a large jar that is half-full of a clear(ish) liquid. The distillation apparatus he has built has clearly been deemed as “operational”.
DJ 3000: [throws a blanket over him] YOU KNOW, WE STILL NEED A TOPIC FOR TODAY.
PRODUCER: [stirs slightly] Radio.
DJ 3000: AFFIRMATIVE, I AM REFERRING TO THE RADIO SHOW KNOWN AS “REQUEST LINE”. WE NEED A TOPIC FOR TODAY.
PRODUCER: I said, radio.
DJ 3000: AS A THEME.
PRODUCER: [clutches head with both hands] Yes.
DJ 3000: [opens phone lines]
Today’s theme is: the radio. Feel free to include songs about the recording industry as well. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Happy4thofJuly” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. Sorry for such a slapdash production today, folks, but I think the topic itself should be fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dUjdia7yIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMGt-ntJP9Q
Anybody post this one yet?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=HV3zWSawJiw&feature=youtu.be
Yes.
Touché
/preemptively ducks
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=Sdz2oW0NMFk
Yeah, I miss him too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHJfFYWul1c
https://hitrecord.org/records/1606664
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW9wnHUH8yo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHkAD7dXMas
About the recording industry you say??
“Every time I step to the microphone I put my soul on two inch reels that I don’t even own”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TkXtab7yBo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QKYUtemTs0
I can’t believe I forgot Free Man in Paris!
https://youtu.be/2hcXdtqojFg
There’s a Jimmy Buffett song for every Request category.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zL5hqfnelMg
CB is a kind of radio:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqYTX7parRw
You done opened up the dadgum Red Sovine song portal!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjyuYuheil4
“You’d better believe I took my turn ridin’ Teddy Bear” … DID THEY NOT DO PHRASING IN THE 70S?
I expect a certain reply to this, and RIP Seamus.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1b8AhIsSYQ
DUDE!
They spelled ‘shitty’ wrong.
“And that’s when I said ‘fuck it,’ ditched my ungrateful punk son, whiny daughter, and my wife, and ran off to be a doctor on a cruise ship.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_TOsFvnmeQ
You ain’t got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95bBreWf6-0
who’s banging debbie gibson?
Quality Van Hagar cheese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqG7hXwXXv4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MRRmU_pOXnk
disappointed I did not think of this one.
Dinner was fucking epic.
Back to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey-AmU6Nbgk
Latent double shot!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ5X721ABs4
Ook.
Wait, did no one hang the blessed DJ yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMykYSQaG_c
Does he look more like Eric or Don Jr?
“D.J….D.J…oh is that our code name for Ghislaine?” – Bill Barr
There are those who call me…Tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGz2DTEpj1o
Oh yeah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltxTDGTB9LQ
Pour one out for Florian…..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrw8zZrTWio
Not sure what’s coming up on your end but I’m seeing ‘Echo Beach’ by Martha And The Muffins. Have you tried calling Verizon?
be right with you
https://frontier.com/helpcenter/~/media/HelpCenter/Banners/TroubleTicket/OpenTicket_300x200_Feb18.ashx?la=en&hash=7AA19A00A201424B54DBBADCF6A9FF953F68AE76
She gets rock n roll, from a rock n roll station
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcwl-Q7pAtY
If Canada ever needs a new national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eQNma7xjMGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0wQU7fJEVQ
As if. Obviously the new anthem would have to be The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald.
I effing give up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaTcIzLk880
That’s not living up to your user name. Take a shot and get back to it.
[holds envelope to forehead]
“What is the Trump administration’s plan for the coronavirus epidemic?”
You WISH they gave it that much thought.
I’ve been collecting stamps since the late 1960s. Those hitler stamps are currently worth about a nickel apiece. And don’t buy commemorative silver ingots out of the ads in Parade magazine.
As if on cue:
https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/we-need-live-it-white-house-readies-new-message-nation-n1232884
If the Al Qaeda guys flew an Emirates A380 into a fully populated White House now, like they would have liked to do on 9/11, I wouldn’t be all that upset.
Try turning it off, then back on.
I quite enjoy this number.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g09JyE0IB0
“I quite enjoy this number.” – a young Steven Miller, upon solving the math problem of 8 X 11.
You know he hated the ending of Inglorious Bastards.
“YOU’RE TEARING US APART!”
-Salt
Frack. Still can’t operate this board for shit. Sorry folks.
Carry on.
Don’t be silly. You’ve got this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eifljYPFW-E
Did not see this one yet either…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eifljYPFW-E
Forgot to mention, the link needs to go at the END of your comment.
He’s getting so, so close.
It’s simply a matter of time before his Weezer vids rear their ugly heads.
BTW, is this the new posting format? Can I shorten HRTN down to a few sentences as well?
The scene: The Wasteland, where the DFOers are hanging out.
Otto’s Brain: Holy crap! What do we do now, guys?!!
Moosemas Gorilla: Ook! Ook-ook!
To be continued…
Anyone up for a quality mustache ride?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeZChi7ntHg
How do you post it the cool way like everyone else did
No need to mess around with the “embed” stuff – just a plain link is all you need. Great song!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gy88-5pc7c8
nice!
Copy paste the browser title while fondling your balls. Duh.
From the (gag) Phil Spector-produced album. Even that dirtbag couldn’t ruin the Ramones.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi9a7IdRiBI
Before SonOfSpam reads my mind again…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaLNZ2SVkfQ
Next up, Low Commander will post something from Clutch while he puts a new cartridge in and cracks open an IPA.
Thanks for not including the part about me touching myself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEaGt4iIMIE
Goddamn brilliant tune lost to the 90’s. Big Wreck shoulda been such a bigger wreck.*
*whoa, I’ma have to back up a bit…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJg72LWmi0g
No, turn THIS up loud. Or both. It’s fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wjUpRpbl5o
I was LITERALLY in the process of posting this. Take your fucking +1 and get out of my head.
Here it is! Turn it up fucking loud!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMeGwdhOQFg
Radio-something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFkzRNyygfk
Do songs about record producers count?
Has anyone else posted this one yet?
Why can’t Johnny read?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHhNbYusn3g
Excellent. Freddie and the boys were PISSED.
Quite surprised this wasn’t taken yet, so I’m fixing that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL3Rj9IT4Mc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USpPphVGFSU
This is from the “I Am Trying To Break Your Heart” documentary, filmed by Sam Jones, whom I count as a friend. Sure, haven’t seen Sam in at least 10 years, but he’s mildly well-known, so it counts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY5smjNp8wY
Rockabilly was a thing once
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUBF_vdpUDc
Still a thing in my head. But that’s pretty rare.
Oh goddammit!
Yeah, kicking myself for missing that one. Great tune.
Rockabilly? I think it’s out on parole in 2025.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZynIhCs27Xs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHAhnJbGy9M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNf-mhOYOLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2CVUM9vvL4
Contains the phrase ‘I turn on the radio…”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JynHRxnlwXg
The song title evokes my life from 1975-1981. And a couple of other years since then.