I’m, as I’ve mentioned before, a Live and Let Die kind of person. I don’t really care if people do stupid things to themselves.
Where I do draw the line is when the stupid things that people do affect innocent people. Over 4th of July weekend, the Los Angeles Fire Department responded to over 1000 fires. There was also a wildfire in the mountains.
Care to hazard a guess as to why there were so many fires?
There were too many damn idiots lighting fireworks without knowing what the fuck they were doing
Listen, I laugh heartily along with the rest of you when JPP loses fingers from his hand. I don’t laugh at all when people’s houses and kids’ classrooms get burned down because idiots don’t know how to properly set off fireworks.
It’s stupid and it’s time to do something about it. It’s time to ban the sale of fireworks in Los Angeles County.
Clearly there are too many idiots that don’t know how to safely use them. This is why we can’t have nice things.
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Today, I will be showing you Tik Tok girls that have something in common, but I won’t tell you what it is. I’ll make it a hidden theme and see if anyone can guess it. My money is on Moose.
Without further ado, here are this week’s dirty dirty Tik Tok girls. Enjoy:
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And now, the next episode of our new feature!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
My aim each week will be to showcase a tune or band from the 80s (the best decade EVAR!) that not many people know about or have heard of. In this way, hopefully these artists will find new audiences and the old audiences can reminisce about what they were doing in the 80s.
Today is the first of a two-part post!
The subject of today’s first part gets into the songs produced by the band that bears this artist’s name yet preceded his solo work. I will delve more deeply into his solo work next week.
Started in London, produced by Malcom McLaren, and eventually dismantled to form Bow Wow Wow, this band put out a brilliant debut punk album in 1979 followed by successful follow-ups in 1980 and 1981. They were hugely influential and introduced the world to the concept of having two drum kits playing at the same time. And they also made me want to be a pirate.
The band, of course, was Adam and the Ants.
As I mentioned before, KROQ in LA was my source for discovering new music in the early 80s. They were very good about playing every kind of new music type and they played Adam and the Ants quite a bit. Their early sound was raw and punkish.
You can hear that raw sound in one of their early hits, “Whip in my Valise”:
You can also hear it in Physical:
Shortly after the release of their debut album, the Ants were shipped off to join 13-year old Anabella Lwin in Bow Wow Wow. With a brand new set of Ants, Adam recorded his second album, Kings of the Wild Frontier, and released it in 1980. It was full of slightly less raw but still rocking and danceable songs like “Antmusic”:
“Dog Eat Dog”:
and another more polished version of Physical.
The band quickly recorded another album, Prince Charming, and put it out in 1981. It produced the classic “Stand and Deliver”:
In 1982, Adam felt the Ants were not as “into” the band as he was and decided to disband and follow a solo career. He did keep a few of the Ants and did follow along the same musical footsteps as Adam and the Ants such as continuing to use two drummers. His sound also became a little more New Wave-ish, which led to greater success.
But that’s a story for next week. Adam and the Ants were so influential that their song “Physical” would end up being covered by Nine Inch Nails:
I bet you that you had no idea that was originally an Adam and the Ants song.
While Adam and the Ants only lasted for a little bit, they left behind great songs and paved the way for the mega success that Adam Ant later enjoyed during his solo career. Plus, TWO MOTHERFUCKING DRUMMERS AT THE SAME TIME!
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=1&v=cYtsus6ekE4&feature=emb_logo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Zbnvh6I4k4&feature=emb_logo
Public service announcement, if you’re paying 300 dollars a year for the NFL Sunday Ticket, cut it off.
There’s not going to be a season this year.
And think of the TV bill savings!
Also, don’t pay for MLB in any form.
Despite no fans, they are still enforcing their black out rules.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hEn_rEDzp0
Continuing the theme:
Whale Tails?
I have no idea what that means but it sounds funny as shit
Thong lines that look like a whale’s tail
Ah!!
the term was applied to their appearance above the belt line of low cut pants or jeans and for a while was the fashion. It was deemed sexy and had its demise when combined with a muffin top.
Fucking DOCKERS!
Shit yes.
I can make this my sport!
If it’s not after tonight, I don’t know what else they can give you.
Serious effort with a couple of major injuries.
Inspired shit tonight.
Big time!
Back to back AFL!
West Coast – Adelaide is on FS2!
I knew this, and yet, I am rather inebriated.
Trust me, you’ll enjoy it!
That was an amazing game!!
There are a lot of, like, people at this game.
Big trouble in Little Docker.
A couple of these St Kilda players have protective shoulder sleeves on. I don’t think they’re therapeutic. There may be questionable tattoo cover up.
Fuck the substandard guitar licks – I want to know how he gets that Eddie Munster hair thing going.
I’m certain that Putin provides Seagal with his own personal wigmaker. That wigmaker also makes fiberglass body panels for old bespoke Russian automobiles.
Fuck this week with a garden rake.
Can we heat it to molten hot first?
Hidden theme update:
It’s not butts.
It doesn’t have anything to do with a hashtag.
No correct guesses yet.
Also, how about those Dockers?!?
I thought it was sand or beaches.
Nope, that’s not it either.
Is it “scantily clad females”? Because it could be, if we define things very broadly and all-encompassing..
Too broad.
Left 15 bloody points on the field in the 3rd dammit.
Steven Seagal is awesome.
आरती आकाङ्क्षा
Amputees?
Does it have anything to do with time of day they were taken? They all look late afternoon/ early evening to me.
That’s a good guess, but no.
Only one girl in each one? That’s my final answer, Regis.
Technically correct, which is the best kind of correct, but not what we’re looking for.
– R. R.
YES, THAT’S A HINT!
They gave you a red rocket?
Hee hee!
R.R. Let’s see…
Ronald Reagan
Roger Ramjet
Rocking Robin
Roofie-ing rapist
Rump ranger…
I forget that you may not get the reference. Lemme see if I can find a link…
https://www.gq.com/story/rex-ryan-foot-photo/amp
Ah. Prominently featured feet. I knew a guy with a foot fetish. It was a bad idea to pass out drunk in his vicinity, lest you woke up with suspiciously clean toes.
Ding ding ding ding!!
And that’s just wrong. Foot fetish fun should always be consensual!
He was a weird little perv, used to come to all the keggers even though he was years older than us. He would talk directly to your boobs, never any eye contact. The weirdest thing is no one ever got mad at him, they just accepted that he was a strange agent. His name was Frank Chinese, I haven’t thought of him in years.
Wait, was he Chinese and you guys called him Frank Chinese or was his last name actually “Chinese”?
Either way, that’s hilarious.
He was Italian. His last name was Chianese, but no one pronounced it correctly.
I can make a Hunan sauce with some homemade pasta.
Oh shit!
Oh Kids!
That’s awesome!
Balls and a foot fetish?
Snuck right by.
What??? The feet are in no way consistently prominent (except in maybe two of them) and in some cases are partially out of frame.
Well, they’re not prominent, but they’re visible. In a lot of these Tik Tok videos, you never see them!
I see.
Tropical Storm May has been playing havoc over the Mid-Atlantic and Northeast.
This is for TWBS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZySqMlEuSQ
And, yes, I’m aware this is a Stevie Wonder song.