Sunday Gravy with yeah right: Lou Wills Lemon Pepper Barbecue Chicken Wings.

Good morning all.

Hope everyone is well and woke and mentally OK out there.

This fucking year man.

Had myself another, I don’t know what the fuck to call it, “anxiety attack” I guess, while I was at work this week.

Holy shit those things are not fun.

Let me tell you all how much love, respect and appreciation I have for every one of the incredibly talented and humane writers that we have on this site. I reached out to the DFO Club House mid-attack and the support and assistance that they offered was invaluable for getting me through that awful experience.

We have truly wonderful and brilliant human beings that write for this site and I love every one of them.

I want to let each of you know that if you are experiencing random bouts of anxiety or helplessness or confusion about the stupid fucking world we live in YOU ARE NOT ALONE!

I think that is one of the most valuable lessons I’ve learned this year. Every. Single. One of us is going through the same series of events and every single one of us are being affected in very similar ways.

It’s also OK to feel vulnerable, it’s OK to feel sad at our current existence but most of all IT’S OK TO TALK ABOUT IT!

Please do. If you’re experiencing any symptoms reach out to someone, anyone and share your feelings. Dig deep and bring out all of that stress. I think you’ll find that you are far from alone. In fact if you have any functioning conscience at all you’ll find we’re all in the exact same club. The “Fuck This Year 2020 Club.”

It’s OK to hurt.

We all do.

Alright. Gotta confess right now that it was a little tough to gather my thoughts to put together today’s Sunday Gravy post but I’ll do my best.

I had this meal all cooked up with a theme and everything then my entire thought process got fried like a batch of Popeye’s chicken.

Let’s do this motherfucker.

 

Hey everyone!

Today we’ve got a fun and timely recipe for you. Today we are making my version of “Lou Wills Lemon Pepper Barbecue Chicken Wings!”

Some of you will get that reference immediately but for those who don’t here’s a quick explanation.

Los Angeles Clippers guard Lou Williams had been playing in the NBA “bubble” in Florida during the NBA restart. He left the bubble to attend a funeral for his grandfather and right after the viewing service he went to a “Gentlemen’s Club” called Magic City in Atlanta.

Go ahead and Google it. I’ll wait.

Initial explanation was he went there for the food only. Shit, he even has a style of wings named after him on the menu. The aforementioned “Lou Wills Lemon Pepper Barbecue Chicken Wings.”

However! Turns out he had more than wings on his mind. It was later discovered that he had at least one lap dance as well.

He was forced to quarantine for 10 days when he returned to the bubble and actually ended up missing a couple of non-playoff games, thereby earning a severe “tut-tutting” from the usual media assholes who clearly don’t understand the importance of getting some wings and a lap dance in the middle of a global fucking pandemic.

It’s therapy dammit!

I’ve lived in the LA area since 1992 and I’ve seen more Clippers games than any other NBA team.

Good fucking luck getting Lakers seats out here.

I like the Clips just fine (I’m a Chicago Bulls fan by the way) and they’ve finally developed a team with a real chance at winning the whole fucking thing. I’ve seen Lou Will play a bunch and he’s probably my favorite current Clipper player along with Montrezl Harrell. He’s fun as hell to watch and has crazy 3 point range plus he looks like he’s having a blast when he plays. Seems like a great teammate too.

Plus it turns out he’s a great tipper!

Also as someone who has seen the inside of more than a few “gentlemen’s clubs” I can speak from experience on them as well.

So when this crazy story happened?

I just fucking knew I had to make that shit.

Feel like making some wings?

Yes, again.

OK then!

My version of Lou Wills Lemon Pepper Barbecue Chicken Wings!

It’s my version because after research mine don’t look anything like the original but who gives a shit? I already cooked these.

Lemon-Pepper Barbecue Sauce

Recipe very much inspired by a thread from Smokingmeatforums.com

1/2 cup chopped onion

1/2 tablespoon vegetable oil

3 cloves garlic, minced

1 can (15 oz size) tomato sauce

2 tablespoons brown sugar

2 teaspoons dried basil

1 1/2 teaspoons dry mustard

1/2 teaspoon paprika – Hot Hungarian style if you got it

1/2 teaspoon coarse ground black pepper

1/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper

1/4 teaspoon ground allspice

2 lemons worth of grated zest

4 tablespoons lemon juice – from those same 2 lemons

1 1/2 tablespoon apple cider vinegar

Alas no “lemon pepper” seasoning in this one. Yes I was a bit surprised.

To get started get your onion out and get to choppin’.

Dice size is important here since this is going to be a “chunky” style of barbecue sauce.

That should do just fine right there.

Now since we’ve already got our cutting board out and messy let’s get to work on that lemon action.

Yes, those are indeed some lovely lemons. In what should be a surprise to exactly no-fucking-body we have pretty continuous access to quality lemons here.

First we’re gonna juice ’em.

Remember that if you roll the lemons around on the cutting board or countertop while giving them firm pressure, they will impart their juices a little more freely when you juice them.

I went ahead and minced our garlic while I was at it.

Total disclosure: I have to tell you that I find the act of “zesting” citrus to be a bit of a pain in the ass. Especially since we’re zesting 2 lemons today.

I’ve always “juiced” first then “zest”-ed second since I’m not sure how doing those in reverse would work without being weird.

Next, we gather!

Not quite the usual suspects for a barbecue sauce with the conspicuous addition of the allspice and the dry mustard but it’s pretty similar to your standard sauce with the exception of a LOT of lemon presence in there.

Get out a medium size sauce pan and put it over a medium-high heat. Add in the oil and let it heat up some, then in go the onions to soften.

Cook these fuckers for a good 5-7 minutes until translucent and soft. Add in the garlic for a few seconds just until it starts to get aromatic. Thirty seconds or so. Next we add in…

like every fucking thing else!

Have a lid handy, since as you marinara making mo-fos know this shit will bubble and spatter your stove top – like an asshole – in just seconds.

Once the sauce starts simmering reduce it to the lowest heat level possible and simmer – covered of course – for 15-20 minutes.

When ready?

It will look like that.

Let the sauce cool to room temperature if using right away.

Or you can place in a container and refrigerate for up to 2 weeks. Obviously this step can be made WAY in advance.

If you wanted a smoother sauce you can blend this at this point. I went chunky style today.

Okey dokey. Since we’re going to be cooking some wings today you are going to need some…

motherfucking wings.

Quick chicken diatribe. You will notice that those wings are cage-free and organic. I didn’t do this so I could get on some hippy-dippy rant about treating chickens with dignity and respect.

Fuck that. We’re eating the fucking things after all so being humane to them isn’t exactly high on the goddamn agenda.

The reason is, these things taste better than your standard mass market factory produced chicken wings and that’s a damn good reason to buy them. Yes they cost a bit more but I’ve never let cost stop me in the past and I ain’t starting now.

We will be giving our wings a pre-cook in the oven today.

Remember this thing?

Our disposable aluminum pan? We technically don’t have to use this today since I’m just going to be pre-cooking the wings with a little salt and pepper prior to finishing them on the grill but since we already had the damn thing on hand and also since they make a very handy chicken bone disposal vessel, why the fuck not?

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees and lube up the bottom of your cooking pan.

Take your wings and add them in a single layer to the pan. Season with salt and some coarsely ground black pepper. The coarsely ground IS important today. It’s “Lou Wills Lemon PEPPER Barbecue Chicken Wings” right? This will add an additional pepper kick to the finished product.

Also take notice of the baking sheet under the aluminum pan. Flimsy shit, yes?

These will cook in the preheated oven for 18-20 minutes. Remove the pan from the oven.

Give them a flip and season once again with more salt and pepper. Back in the oven you go!

18-20 minutes later we have these.

All ready for the grill they are.

Once again I am cooking for several people and one of them doesn’t like messing with the bones.

Solution?

I brined some chicken breasts the day before. It’s my standard “boil a cup of water with 3 tablespoons of salt until the salt dissolves, pour into a bowl that has a couple of cups worth of ice,  3-4 cloves of smashed garlic, handful of peppercorns and a couple of bay leaves, then place in a zip top bag and refrigerate overnight” standard brine jam.

Let’s get to grilling dammit!

Fire up your charcoal grill and get it to temp. Since the breasts will take longer to cook we’ll cook them first. Let that brined chicken come up to room temperature prior to grilling.

On they go. Cook both sides until the breasts are cooked through – maybe 7 to 8 minutes per side? Depends on the temperature of your coals really. When they are cooked through baste thoroughly with the sauce. Turn to cook the sauce without burning it mind you and be sure to get both sides. We want these wenches to be saucy!

Now let’s get to those wings.

Not a lot of sights are more alluring than a grill that’s smoking hot and fully loaded.

Damn I’m getting hungry again just looking at that.

Give them a flip after just a couple of minutes.

Now? Sauce that shit.

If that picture doesn’t set off a very literal Pavlovian response then you’re not a self respecting carnivore.

That’s sexy as a motherfucker.

Now for meal service?

Plate that shit up.

You can make a side dish or whatever but Lou Will didn’t go to Magic City to get Lou Wills Potato Salad now did he?

These wings are very lemon forward but have a nice rounded amount of “spice”. They’re not spicy hot at all just very savory and balanced. It might not be the original but this is a goddamn tasty wing for sure.

I didn’t try any of the chicken breast until the following day but after sitting in the fridge overnight to allow the flavors to mingle? That shit was fucking ROCKING the next day.

Was it irresponsible of Lou to go to a full contact strip club in the middle of a global pandemic while supposedly attending his grandfather’s funeral?

Of course it was.

But.

Sometimes a man needs a plate of wings!

And a lap dance!

And nothing else will do!

Thanks for following along good people. You are all very much appreciated.

Be safe, be well and always remember that NO LIVES MATTER UNTIL BLACK LIVES MATTER!

See you next week.

PEACE and UNITY!

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yeah right is a fully vaccinated lifelong Vikings fan, food guru and LA Harbor resident with a black belt in profanity.
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I’M A GROWER GODDAMNIT!!

scotchnaut

My niece is goddamn relentless! I just wish she would let it go.

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This is Kentucky’s favorite comment on a serious note.

If it is so small, how can she get such a grip….. oh, the dairy farm, I forgot.

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Redshirt

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Game Time Decision

There was shrinkage
– George Castranza

Redshirt

Great minds think alike, GTD. Sadly about this very thing.

Horatio Cornblower

Hey look, Gio Urshula fai…oh no, wait, he won the game for them.

Welp, time to take a 30 minute break and then play another double-header for the 5th game in 3 days because this season is stupid.

Horatio Cornblower

Oh look, Brett Gardner failed again!

Why, if I didn’t know any better I’d think that having two guys batting .180 or less in your starting line-up was a bad idea.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Hey look, Gary Sanchez failed again!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Game Time Decision

we’re at the Eaton Centre?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

How long does everyone think the college football season lasts? I am putting the end date at when the first player from a major program is hosptalized, which I think will happen by October 1.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Will you start a DFO dead pool?

Horatio Cornblower

Who’s even playing? SEC, Big 10, and…?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

What has ever given you the idea that the NCAA, the SEC, or the motherfucking Big Gangrape 10 gives a fuck about the field hands or any other students anywhere?

litre_cola

Got a good point over here.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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It’s fine.

scotchnaut

A Question For Anyone That Works In HR:

I’m considering calling every one of my employees “Peaches” next week. Will there be any serious ramifications?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Peaches Malone is not used to just “Malone.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or “Mr. Malone.”

Fronkenshteen
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Horatio Cornblower

It’s not sexual harassment if you do it to the ugly ones, too.

Make sure you use that defense. And promise to video the reaction for the rest of us.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Biggest Drawback of Watching A Documentary?-

It’s gotta be that there are no teasers in the end credits regarding the sequel.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Then you’re just not watching the right documentaries.

Gumbygirl

Those wings sound great. I never have good results when I make them, they’re either burnt to a crisp or raw in the middle. Maybe I’ll try again! I know what you mean about panic attacks, lately my jaw has been clenched so tight it’s hard to insert the doob.

blaxabbath

Left neck has a fucking kink that won’t go away.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

“What The Flower?”

-Dutch tulip traders, 1637

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turkestanica!

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Game Time Decision

The new rose garden?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I think the flowers in the WHRG are dead, but I like this.

scotchnaut

Raptors only down 16 at the end of the 1st quarter.

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Fronkenshteen

What’s the o/u on Jets wins this year? 4? 4.5?

Fronkenshteen

Holy shit! It’s seven!

scotchnaut

“Are you frightened and confused? I’ve been there.”

-Sam Darnold

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Yeah but how many of those are ghost wins?” – also Sam Darnold

scotchnaut

Little Known Fact: Bin Laden took the over on Jets wins at 1.5 back in 2001.

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Horatio Cornblower

Banner.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Donovan McNabb is curious about the 0.5 part.

Horatio Cornblower

Me, at the store earlier: “I’ll take two of the mango-lime salmon fillets”

Fishmonger: “I only have one, but I have these new Korean BBQ fil…”

Me: comment image/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20180822064733

scotchnaut

Might be related-we really should call butchers, ‘meat wranglers’.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

But then what do we call Pee Wee Herman?

scotchnaut

“Our Tree House Lord and Savior”?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Anywhere else and the cops will single him out.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

We are all meat wranglers…. unless there was a terrible industrial accident.

scotchnaut

God, I love Canada. There’s a doc series that involves a standup comic going to small communities. He does a tour and then does a routine after speaking to the residents. In all of the long camera shots during the routine a basketball hoop is prominently featured in the background.

/Hey, let’s get #multiusefacilities trending on the Twitter!

litre_cola

Great series. He is legit funny.

blaxabbath

Is this available on #STREAMING

litre_cola

Fuck yahoo with a rusty screwdriver. They think Mountain time is fucking Arizona. Apologies to the Easterners for the draft tonight….

scotchnaut

Autodraft is my friend tonight. [strokes chin] Unless I pass out in the next two hours and wake up tonight. Hmmm….

Senor Weaselo

Oh fuck, that’s tonight, isn’t it. What time?

litre_cola

I think 11 your time. Meant for 10 your guys’ time.

ballsofsteelandfury

Can’t you change it?

litre_cola

No availability.

TheRevanchist

I need a good face mask to wear to a fantasy football draft. I was thinking of maybe something purple and glittery, but I’m still not sure what to wear to match that. I only have a few purple shirts and none of them say “party” in any kind of way.

Decisions, man.

scotchnaut

Decision-wise, I’m on “Team Speedo”.

Game Time Decision

with or without sequins?

scotchnaut

Without. You don’t want to come off as trashy.

Game Time Decision

Have my first draft tonight and will be wearing my knockoff Green Bay shirt with Rodgers spelled wrong on the back(Rodgres) in honour of how bad I am at fantasy football

Viva La Tabula Raza

So, Portuguese Aaron.

litre_cola

That beer seems foreign – B. Parcells.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Back in my beer drinking days, I would get pissed off when I had to pay import prices for Shiner Bock, which comes from a brewery 90 miles east of San Antonio. Frou-frou.

herodotus450

Menu last updated: 1863

Horatio Cornblower

The worst thing to happen to Yuengling was their decision to expand, making it so much easier for everyone to find out how overrated that beer is.

scotchnaut

In the Before Times, long ago, my fave beer was Tsingtao. I’m having one for the first time in, oh, twenty-five years. It’s not too bad.

litre_cola

I feel ya. I am having a Guiness at the pub. Distanced of course

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scotchnaut

I haven’t been to a bar in a year now. Fuck.

Viva La Tabula Raza

As a history buff, I always enjoyed the story of Tsingtao’s heritage. A direct result of the Boxer Rebellion and Germany’s reward for taking part in the march to Peking.

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litre_cola

It’s not the dog it’s the owner….

scotchnaut

Paul F. Tompkins nailed it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH6Mp16wMCM

Senor Weaselo

I learned I could fit about 8 of the Tsingtao Black beers in my winter jacket. We had a fun New Year’s in Rizhao.

Gumbygirl

I always order that at a Chinese restaurant. And Kingfisher at an Indian one. Beer always with spicy food!

Viva La Tabula Raza

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litre_cola

As a bar man up here, I have never seen that before. Bols makes good flavoUred liqueurs tho.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Trying a shot over an ice cube right now. It’s not bad, nice spicy aftertaste. The promo at the liquor store is buy 15 bucks worth of anything and get a 750 of this or mango flavored for a penny. I might get another if the deal is still on during my next visit. Fuck, I spend at least 50 bucks a week there.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Duly noted, will try.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a good call. Try the Stone Cold recipe, 3 shots tequila, 1.5 shots triple sec, splash of lime juice, then instead of the shot of Grand Marnier, use a shot of that and see what happens.

Even if it’s bad you’ll have 3 shots of tequila to power through it.

ballsofsteelandfury

Let’s not forget that Donald Sterling was Denver Fenton Allen quality before Rick and Morty:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_PEmeKb0

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ballsofsteelandfury

I have no idea how juicing first and then zesting could possibly work. You need the juice inside so that the lemon doesn’t collapse on itself when you’re zesting. Juicing a zested lemon is a piece of cake.

ballsofsteelandfury

I think that’s the blue dress white dress thing.

But if it works…

Horatio Cornblower

White christian woman from Louisiana is on the weather channel complaining about the lack of government response to Hurricane Laura.

Ma’am, who did you vote for in 2016?

blaxabbath

It took almost four years but we’re finally hurting “the right people”.

If trump wins, I very much expect he’ll continue to step on the necks of midwesterners and that gives me sincere and pure joy.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I just hate being the collaterally damaged part of the population.

blaxabbath

Kill your neighbors

Viva La Tabula Raza

I have to look at 3′ x 5′ Trump banners on the fences of four of my 6 adjacent neighbors. It might happen sometime before Nov 03.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

To be fair, President Leatherface *did* give all that FEMA money to lazy unemployed people.

scotchnaut

/watching a punk documentary. If I started a band now I’d call it Cloudy Urine and The Sepsis.

Horatio Cornblower

Gotta believe GG Allin already has an album by that name.

rockingdog

also i want to give a quick shout out to Bank of Jamaica for making this killer jam about inflation

LOL this is great

https://twitter.com/CentralBankJA/status/1299127633364557826

rockingdog

found a funny:

if you eat a thousand pieces of rigatoni, that’s a gigatoni

herodotus450

Technically, it’s a kilotoni, if I know my SI prefixes.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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rockingdog

morning jamin
just learned that Tame Impala is a band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvM79DJ2PmM

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Good morning everybody! It’s a lovely cloudy morning here in LA.

blaxabbath

“Smoke clouds.”

-Snoop Doggy Dogg

Viva La Tabula Raza

“Pfft. Amateur.”

—Willie Nelson

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Is that the same strip club terry crews said everyone should boycott? Is it that good?

herodotus450

He probably just said that so he could have it all to himself

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litre_cola

F1 in Belgium? Yes please.

litre_cola

If I had some thawed there would be 5 am chicken wings this morning.

No futbol on at this hour Decilitre, wait 2 damn weeks!!!!

scotchnaut

[Genk and Club Brugges sadly shakes their heads]

litre_cola

Well, I just went to watch Lille on One Soccer and they have cancelled CPL season ticket access. THEY WANT MORE OF MY MONEY