Not my kind of humour (dead hookers, interracial group sex jokes, and vilifying the wealthy — c’mon!) but you all came through with [DFO]’s own brand of jokery this week. Not much to add on top of that; here at Quotables we let the talking do the talking! Hope you all got the rust knocked off, as they say, from the lack of preseason efforts. Unrelated: here is a pretty funny quick letter to the editor from Wisconsin regarding the Packers staying in the locker room during the anthem.
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ah shit
ol donny from queens lookin like he gonna have another supreme court justice to appoint
Tom Cotton is the top of the list, which is the fucking worst, maybe not quite, but close.
Woo hoo! Rikki makes the Week 1 roster!
::tears ACL::
I had to peek at the letter from WI. Aaron went full Karen.
Even these cardboard cutouts had a hard time getting to Santa Clara
Dodge Ram is so simple and so good
WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HRTN AND QUOTABLES!
Set your tits everybody, it’s fucking Friday.
Great choices, GREAT WORK PEOPLE…. this will naturally be reflected in your quarterly bonus.
It looks like SonOfSpam didn’t need a preseason either. That was outstanding!
Absolutely perfect.
There’s no offseason for interracial athlete sex jokes.
agreed, an all-time great, that
The TNZesque knowledge of major NFL stars*….
*not sure about Superstar Watt given his knack for missing huge chunks of seasons…or maybe that’s dumb and he’s just an ex-superstar.
“Dead hookers, interracial group sex jokes, and vilifying the wealthy”
Hmm, I thought only the NSA was supposed to know my Google search history.
/glad these are back, thanks!