A special/limited edition Pepsi can goes to the winner! That strikes me as a half-decent marketing gimmick-good job soul-less international corporation.
I wasn’t too happy drafting 5th in a couple of leagues this year but it turns out it was one of a few sweet spots this year considering who has gone down to injury. You weren’t high enough to grab Saquon/McCaffrey and not low enough to be enticed by Thomas. Sometimes the sun shines on this old man’s arsehole.
TO THE GAME!
Fins/Jags:
-The Jags are the youngest team in the league at 24.9 years. If Miami didn’t have Fitz they would be the youngest. That tends to happen when you jettison all your assets for draft picks I guess.
-The Fins are without wins this year but not by design so there’s a bit of grumbling amongst the faithful. But last week’s game was going fine until cb Byron Jones went down and was replaced by the youngest player in the league (wish me luck spelling this) last of the first rounder’s cb Igbinoghene. Diggs went a-feasting and the game turned. Sometimes it’s that simple.
-You do want to keep an eye out for 6’1″, 230 pound rook “plays all the skill positions” Laviska Shenault though. He’s an entertaining player that runs in a violent fashion and he gets the ball all over the field. His problem in college was staying healthy and so far so good.
-The over/under on this is 49 and the Jags can’t pressure the qb yet and Miami gives up the most yards per play two weeks in.
-Minshew has been exceptionally efficient with a 75% completion rate, a 7.9 yards per attempt and 6 TD’s to boot. His only two interceptions came on a batted pass at the line of scrimmage and rook wr trying to catch a pass that was not meant for him.
-Fantasy sweetheart come-lately is UDFA rb James Robinson who had 120 combined yards and a score. Good for him.
Well, that was my best effort to make this game look good. I actually do think it will be entertaining however. Go get ’em!
For some reason, I always dug this tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpcc43NV394
You never seemed gay to me before.
That penalty, as remembered by the ref, in gif format and A Minor.
I wonder what Arnold’s clever bon mot was after that one…
It’s from Last Action Hero, so it was probably dogshit.
Oh Jesus Christ. It’s worse than I thought.
“Iced that guy!”
Nice of the NBA to lend some officials to the game
ALL PRAISE BLEERGH
LEAVE GASKIN IN
Stoopid call, regardless.
The shame with these socks is the one on the left is never the right length. One day it is up to your knees like a geriatric Floridian, the next time you wear them, they are ankle socks.
Then, one day you are down to your last pair, you pull these out and they fit perfect.
Just enough to make you keep them around for another week and not just trade them in for a pair of Calvin Klein’s.
I don’t think I’ve worn a pair of socks more than a half dozen times in the last 9 months.
This does not bode well for my Jags cover
Ejection. Wooohoo
Sudden change! Well, not really a change at 21-7.
Really hope I still have money in my Gamblor account for Donks Jests next week. With no incentive that would be unbearable.
Robinson is new MJD. Same “bowling ball” effect
Was going to ask why you are awake and then realized you have all the FF players right now.
I goes to bed early last night. Gimme all yer FITBAW!!!
He like boys too?
(Unless you’re not talking about Michael Jackson’s Dick but why wouldn’t you be?)
Tee hee!
My legal stream is glitchy but hantavirus stream is no problems…
Ad blockers and hantavirus stream go!
This is why I have a gamblor problem. I was watching a game in Moldova and bitching to Hippo all day that they couldn’t handle a fucking Irish team….
I’m not quite there yet, but living close to where it is legal is tempting as all hell
Oh it makes the work day from home entertaining. 10 bucks on a team from Moldova!
Biden ad in TX.
Not as damaging as the gender reveal in California Bay Area…..
Been there
Solid hustle right there.
Yeah, good reaction time.
Pukeanormal Activity.
Ryan Fitzpatrick will be 38 next month, Troy? Well, I turned 38 this month, and, no, I don’t have a degree from Harvard, but, I do have one from Penn…. so, piss off, I guess? I got nothing.
You ain’t seem like no Quaker smh
Neither did Nixon, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
A Harvard quarterback shouldn’t be able to last 38 games in the NFL, let alone make it to 38 years old. This is obscene.
Big deal. You got into the same school as Trump.
Dammit. I know.
I absolutely would not have gotten into an Ivy. But, I also had no interest in sommet even more douchey than law skool.
I was accepted at Pepperdine Malibu back in 1976, which is kind of an elite West Coast mini-ivy. Glad I did not go, as it is a right wing/Christian haven, which I did not know about at the time as a kid. I just wanted to hang at the beach. What could be cooler than college in a beach community.
I have put together that both of these defenses are fucking awful.
They’d be better off just playing dirty as fuck.
I am getting tired…
Man I needed that…
I swear five years ago, the Jags and Titans played every other Thursday night. This game reminds me of that.
Clipboard Jesus Charlie Whitehurst had a great mustache too
Mandatory plug:
This Week in HRTN: Brocky hits a rock, Balls takes Kamchatka, and a new DFOer (finally) shows up!
Kamchatka the place or Kamchatka the really shit vodka?
Spam I would drink vodka with you in Kamchatka while playing Risk if that helps.
Takes notes
Ok, I’m free (checks calendar) every day from now until the end of time.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH!
To quote Sam Kinison, “BRING BACK OUR FUCKING FLAG!”
Because “America.” Christ, does this even need to be explained?
It’s like what was said of the British Empire: “They lost every battle except the last one.” The United States formally took over the choice parts of the British Empire after World war II.
What is this Commie crap
Please ignore. Planted by Ukraine to help Democrats.
—V. Putin
My favorite bus stop
“It’s about fucking time!”
-Earth Women
The half is over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxP8NTxQL54&ab_channel=TheWho-Topic
why not just go for it on 4th down there?
Juuuuuust a bit offside
WE NEED FAIR CATCH FREE KICK
Can any of you Admins or normies suggest why the image I uploaded for an avatar pic won’t show? It says it updated but no joy.
Did you complete the blood sacrifice?
Is that where you’re on your period and you wear white capris but use a Kleenex instead of a tampon?
I hit save image. Guess that wasn’t enough
Wasn’t this a gravatar problem?
Or send cash and Rikki will fix it.
Cash goes to me though.
Its broken somewhere. I’ve updated mine but the old image still shows. No idea how
Totally a gravatar wordpress issue.
It’s because you touch yourself.
Still hope for the Jags to cover…right?
/opens more vodka
As someone with the under, I appreciate all of this dumbfuckery at the end.
Somebody page Wakey and see if this makes up for that United/Palace tilt over the weekend.
Minshew got Gardenered
Its so weird to see a white QB run. Its like the anti Lamar Jackson.
People get off on this?
Also, where is Wa-Luigi? Plebians.
Rule 34 is real
Props to you 2020. I did not see this one coming. And neither did Peach or Bowsette.
Big Minshew Mania on that one
DONKS V JESTS FEEL IT!!!!
Broncos Jets only on Guantanamo Bay Network
Mammal fish good or Florida Team #3 bad? Also, how did Florida end up with three teams?
Guessing hanging chads were involved
It was to prevent the Browns from getting a Superbowl.
Rather than give Baltimore an expansion team, the NFL deemed a third team that can’t get fans in the flaccid penis state made more sense.
So Ozzie when to Baltimore and the rest is history. Drunken, rage inducing history.
And thus the Factory of Sadness was planned.
I quit cigs a week and a half ago. The worst cravings come with anger.
Baker Mayfield ads are atop my shit list.
You’re a little bit snappy in HRTN tomorrow, which now makes sense.
Good for you. You picked the wrong year, but good for you.
I had to finally quit in February.
Between covid and already once having TB, I had to finally give it up.
I still get blinding cravings from time to time. My Browns…are certainly a common trigger.
My mom enjoyed quitting because she quit four times. But her last time has lasted for 18 years and counting.
You’ll get past the cravings.
I’m keeping them in check with a little crack from time to time.
I am cutting down by 1 a day per week right now. Don’t smoke when wife is around. Down to 7 a day. Next week 6.
Congrats. From a fellow quitter
Uggh, I have to do that soon.
How does Fitzpatrick not get the shit fined out of his ass every single game? I have never seen a single play where he has his chin strap in place. Every time he gets touched, his helmet nearly flies off his head.
If a running back has a his socks not pulled up all the way, the NFL takes money. He isn’t wearing his safety gear correctly. Its kind of crazy they ignore this.
Probably because of the little-known fact that he went to Harvard.
Wait, did he also catch fish in Seattle?
Looks more like an Oregon logger tbh
Never mind. I guess it was just that one play. I swear though every game I see him in, his helmet always looks like its flying off.
Counterpoint: He graduated from Harvard. [drops mike]
Hows this showdown of future HoF QB so far?
Totally read that at Austin Autistic.
Not happy Patric Hornqvist is no longer a Penguin.
Okay, what’s happening here?
I don’t know, penguins mate for life
Oh my…a game just broke out in Florida.
“Really Loving This Jags TD!”
-Piped in Crowd Noise
Name another team in the NFL right now that is even getting close to their stadium attendance average?
The Jags are surpassing their tonight.
I’m losing whatever is left of my brain. I was very looking forward to Stanley Cup Final hockey tonight.
I guess I’ll listen to Rush to feed my Canadian craving.
Better catch it with Rush before develops into fulll blown The Tragically Hip
The Hip > Rush IMO
Durham Smythe’s auto gets 1 miles per gaskin and that’s the way he likes it; now, revulcanize his tyres!
That was a hell of a catch.
What’s up?
Buttercups.
Wait, there’s a game tonight? Or does this not really count as football?