A special/limited edition Pepsi can goes to the winner! That strikes me as a half-decent marketing gimmick-good job soul-less international corporation.
I wasn’t too happy drafting 5th in a couple of leagues this year but it turns out it was one of a few sweet spots this year considering who has gone down to injury. You weren’t high enough to grab Saquon/McCaffrey and not low enough to be enticed by Thomas. Sometimes the sun shines on this old man’s arsehole.
TO THE GAME!
Fins/Jags:
-The Jags are the youngest team in the league at 24.9 years. If Miami didn’t have Fitz they would be the youngest. That tends to happen when you jettison all your assets for draft picks I guess.
-The Fins are without wins this year but not by design so there’s a bit of grumbling amongst the faithful. But last week’s game was going fine until cb Byron Jones went down and was replaced by the youngest player in the league (wish me luck spelling this) last of the first rounder’s cb Igbinoghene. Diggs went a-feasting and the game turned. Sometimes it’s that simple.
-You do want to keep an eye out for 6’1″, 230 pound rook “plays all the skill positions” Laviska Shenault though. He’s an entertaining player that runs in a violent fashion and he gets the ball all over the field. His problem in college was staying healthy and so far so good.
-The over/under on this is 49 and the Jags can’t pressure the qb yet and Miami gives up the most yards per play two weeks in.
-Minshew has been exceptionally efficient with a 75% completion rate, a 7.9 yards per attempt and 6 TD’s to boot. His only two interceptions came on a batted pass at the line of scrimmage and rook wr trying to catch a pass that was not meant for him.
-Fantasy sweetheart come-lately is UDFA rb James Robinson who had 120 combined yards and a score. Good for him.
Well, that was my best effort to make this game look good. I actually do think it will be entertaining however. Go get ’em!
I’m sorry I’ve been so checked out lately. I’m a bad commenter.
/rolls up newspaper
Do you think it stained the carpet?
I didn’t notice you were gone. Welcome back!
Was it at least a decent game?
And Lakers go up 3-1. Wonder if Boston has anything left.
I’m hoping that they’ll eke out another win.
2016 Golden State meme.
This is the only time the Commies beat Apollo:
GLOREE BOY consequences
That was whelming
Huzzah, marginal GaskinPOINTZ
Get enough GaskinPOINTZ, you can get a denim jacket.
Come on safety
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjPau5QYtYs
Hell yes!!!!
There will be 2-3 Jagura plays, still.
Good 4 you and good 4 potential intoxicant purchases!
Minshew Mania!!! Go Cougs!!
Fitz needs to start a game for New England, Complete the AFC east circuit
That would be more awesome than Flutie finishing up his career at Foxboro.
His mom might be ded, which would rule him out of Grumblelord’s list
When I was 38, my mom was 57. I’m sure that’s within Belihandjob’s acceptable age range, as long as she is well-maintained.
I’m confused…how much does a handy from your mom cost again?
I’m her only kid, so they are free for me.
I didn’t see this before; it should have been shut down at 10:48.
I think all the talking heads on the NFL Network pre-game picked Jags to win this one. Ha ha.
NAWT Hippo and Litre!
I need to consult with the Hippo prior to going to the in laws in New Hampshire on Sunday
I bet Fatty Gruden imagines that black is slimming. NOT ON YOU, Fatty
The right kind of black can be.
George Floyd’s neck, for example.
But when you need to build a capsule, you need real Americans on that assembly line. It will only catch fire or blow up once or twice, max (and that’s a very acceptable ratio for the price).
Claustrophobic me is getting very uncomfortable.
‘I felt exactly how you would feel if you were getting ready to launch and knew you were sitting on top of 2 million parts — all built by the lowest bidder on a government contract.’
— Attributed to John Glenn
That old joke probably goes back to the Roman Empire (and they stole it from the Greeks).
That joke and sheep-fucking.
I used to have to ride the contract USAF rotators to and from various Middle East nations we were/are fucking around in. We always refer to them as “Bob’s Airlines” or “We Built It Ourselves Air.”
How does “We Built It Ourselves Air” translate into “Bob’s Airlines?” The letters aren’t even the same. Explain, please.
Separate airlines completely. Like American and Delta.
I see.
I’m probably not being clear, those were just joke names we made up for the various small independent carriers that would win the contracts for the transport of troops and government employees to and from the AOR. Flights usually originated in BWI, stopped at Frankfurt, and on to Baghdad, Kuwait, or other Mideast destinations. They would come back full of troops rotating home, stopping at any variety of places on the way back, including Aviano, Incirlik, or Lajes Field in the Azores, and back to Baltimore. Most of the air hostesses were in their 60s or 70s and service was pretty slow, but most of the passengers were just happy that they had survived their tour.
I see.
A Rabbi, a Spartan, and an Athenian walk into a bar…
Two lesbians walk into bar with a kangaroo . . .
“Gee have you seen Russell Wilson play this well”
.. and then he gets 0 MVP votes in his career.
ECB FTW
Maybe he doesn’t pray hard enough.
MIA kicks FG, surrenders garbage time TD. Litre Reacts Reasonably
I JUST SAID THAT!!!!!
Miami fucked me in garbage time last week. Assholes
With a flipper or a fluke?
My ML bet will cover but I want it all.
Is Miami kinda gritty and lovable now?
That was last season when the front office traded away what talent they had. Then they started winning a few towards the end of the season.
So now they’re just filthy art deco Cubans?
Good restaurants/cuisine, though.
“Why aren’t they punting? Still have two timeouts smh” – Tony Dungy
A decision that leaves us hanging..
Knot funny.
“Never go for it, even if you’re biologically inclined to do so!”
Gardner planted
First Hahvahd to Hahvahd NFL completion??
But which one is the pitcher and which one is the catcher?
Is very important for prison yard status!
Does that count as a completion?
Time for some more Fitzmagic!!
Adam Shaheen hurt. Shocking.
O/U is 48.5, that was fucking sweet
I don’t think Edith Piaf had a mouth; she sang exclusively through her nose.
Sometimes I get stoned and listen to her. She could sing IMO
Oh, I certainly enjoy her; definitely an acquired taste though.
Still helped defeat the Nazis
Wright was wrong there
Yes Robinsondown!
/sees Hippo has Robinson
//Has Robinson in money league
YES!
Our Jagura WR is equally shit!
That kick made me cringe.
Doinkus
Having the under sucks.
Whether designing rocket motors or gas chambers, German scientists give you your money’s worth:
Absolutely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7VyDIP3BcY
One, two-hoo-hoo, three…
She needs a boob job and maybe shed a few pounds off that gigantic ass.
You take that back! Her arse is art.
If you like gigantic asses it is.
Confirmed.
It’s like her head, her orange part, and her blue part are disproportionate and don’t match each other. Plus, she needs to work on her attitude. She probably now works at a Tim Horton’s in Alberta.
WHICH ONE??????
Is there more than one? I said “Alberta.”
Oh lord, the rednex here love them some capitalism coffee. THEY FUCKING GAVE OUT MASKS FROM THE GVMT AT TIMS DRIVE THRUS!
I’ve encountered a couple of gals over the years who you could bring to climax just by manipulating their small breasts. I think all boobs have the same amount of nerve endings, so they’re grouped a lot more close together on the smaller breasts than the zeppelins and therefore much more sensitive.
But I bet they had to have really bushy pubic hair. Amirite?
It was the style at the time, like the onion I wore on my belt.
I see.
So is that the Jaguars full home audience or are they socially distancing
Yes
No pool shots yet, so maybe distancing
That pool might have something worse that COVID in there
In high school, there were several girls that were excused from swimming in the school’s Olympic size pool during PE because their parents were afraid they would get pregnant from swimming in the same pool as teenage boys. This was in supposedly enlightened Southern California. To be fair, we boys jizzed in the pool at every opportunity.
“Might”
Its Jacksonville, of course there’s something worse in there
Yeah, baby, that gets Gaskin over 10!!
“Hey, that’s great!” – James Robinson, trying not to snicker.
What kills me is the Keeper League aspect. He would have been $3 RB1 next year.
Yeah, but you got Gaskin for $12, so that’s cool.
Capt Checkdown checks in and out
Take a seat beard boy
-Kristen Stewart to Robert Pattinson, whenever she saw some hot gash
Heh, gash.
Speaking of Kristen Stewart’s hot gash, there’s video floating about.
Could you please be more specific, link-wise?
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Thank you for your cervix.
So what channel is this game on?
I don’t have ESPN so don’t say that.
I get the Los Angeles broadcast channels, so don’t say some stupid Canadian network. I worked in Canada for six months last year, I’m a citizen, my mother is from there, and now I completely understand why she fled the place.
NFL Network
That ain’t happening either.
Game’s out of hand anyway. I’m getting ready to change the channel.
I like the challenge, move ball, still short combination.
Corona makes seltzer? Before I make a watery beer joke, is it any good?
I’ve tried maybe 4 different brands, and I liked Corona the best, so?
That’s why I asked. We have different shit up here, but do have White Claw and I was underwhelmed.
“Why aren’t they kicking the FG?” – “Riverboat” Ron
Oh Jacksonville…
Day of the Jackal, 1973. Killer flick (get it?)
It is at times like these that I like to remember how much I missed the NFL all year, and was worried we wouldn’t even have an NFL
Nawt a catch!
Tip denied.
Yes.
Wasn’t it 4th down, this saving LOLfins like 20 yards??
Nope, the commercial break just confuse Hippo
Minshew got that Michael Irvin kiss of death pre-game.
he stole some of Mike’s coke?
Troy says he blew up.
But enough about Fatty Gruden!
And thus ends Minshew Mania
And so, there was no joy in Jacksonville that night.
Wait, is there ever joy in Jacksonville?
Why, yes, of course. Whenever the meth boats dock at the harbor, and it’s free Buffalo Wings night at the Strip-O-Rama Funtime Arcade.
I think Trump held a Nuremberg Triumph of the Swill Super Spreader event in Duval tonight.
I mean, North Florida Man is his target-est demographic.
Where so you insert the loonies at this arcade?
Hail to the fail baby
It may be booky-book time now.
is that moar betting or like actual reading?
HURR DURR BIDAN IS SEANILE AND TRUMP WILL DISTROY HIM
Wait, FOX is teaming up with BET? That’s odd, to say the least.
Hahaha, could be the edibles and wine, but that was superb.
I can still read good so long as mah lips move along
old man beard td