NFL News:
- It begins: up to eight Titans players & personnel have tested positive for Corona virus.
- It’s three new positive tests for players and five new positive tests for personnel.
- Outside linebackers coach and defensive playcaller Shane Bowen missed Sunday’s game due to COVID protocols.
- They now have to confirm the results.
- All in-person activities have now been suspended until Saturday.
- Minnesota is also being tested since they just played the Titans.
- They say they’re clean.
- League contact tracing identified 48 close contacts with the eight members of the Titans who tested positive.
- Minnesota is also being tested since they just played the Titans.
- All players who test positive must be cleared by the team’s physician and undergo cardiac testing.
- Maybe that’s the real reason the Chargers’ doctor shanked Tyrod Taylor.
- FYI – the Titans host the Steelers this Sunday, while the Vikings play at Houston.
- It’s three new positive tests for players and five new positive tests for personnel.
It’s “Debate Night In America”!
Tonight is the first of the three scheduled debates between Biden & Trump. Tonight’s topics will concentrate on the political records of Trump and Biden records, the Supreme Court, the coronavirus pandemic, race and violence in cities, election integrity, and the economy. While most networks are trying to imply an image of fairness in the face of battle,
FOX already has their banner image prepared,
That starts at 9:00PM ET. People want these to be knock-down, drag-out affairs, but in reality it’s just ninety minutes of this:
followed by three-hours of talking heads making POINTS! and deciding a victor based upon pre-existing political biases. I can’t wait!
Baseball playoffs:
One sport ends; another begins.
Look! If you don’t want to watch the debate, then this is all you’ve got.
Because of the ‘rona, the baseball playoffs are being played inside a bubble. The play-in round is being held in the top-seed’s park, followed by select bubble locations for the remainder of the playoffs. The hope is that, by the time they get to the actual Series, they will be able to have 25% attendance. Here’s what’s what:
- NLDS: Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas and Minute Maid Park in Houston.
- ALDS: Petco Park in San Diego and Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles.
- NLCS: Globe Life Field.
- ALCS: Petco Park.
- World Series: Globe Life Field.
Globe Life Field is the new stadium in Texas, built right next to their “antiquated”, 25-year-old old Arlington Ballpark.
In short, here are the first-round matchups. Each series is only three games; first to two wins. The seedings are based on division winner, then divisional second place based on record, and then two wild-card team based on record. The 4-5 seeds are two second-place teams.
National League:
- Dodgers (1) vs. Brewers (8)
- Braves (2) vs. Reds (7)
- Cubs (3) vs. Marlins (6)
- Padres (4) vs. Cardinals (5)
American League:
- Rays (1) vs. Blue Jays (8)
- Athletics (2) vs. White Sox (7)
- Twins (3) vs. Astros (6)
- Cleveland (4) vs. Yankees (5)
Now, I don’t want to speak for everyone, but I think fact makes us root against the Astros, Yankees & Cardinals, and emotion for the Padres & Cleveland. The Astros are cheaters who deserve nothing but scorn, and the Yankees & Cardinals have the worst fans and inflated senses of their own importance. The Padres have never won, and Cleveland has the longest Series losing streak.
But, as always, you do you.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Yankees vs. Cleveland – 7:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet
- WNBA Playoffs:
- Semifinals – Sun vs. Aces – Game 5 – 7:30PM | ESPN2 / TSN
And I will try to remember to put the 506 maps up this Saturday. Geez, you people are so picky.
Biden is better when Fuckface von Clownstick shuts the fuck up
I can’t embed tweets on mobile but this is spot on:
https://twitter.com/DKThomp/status/1311113865963409409?s=19
Re-fucking tweet
Yup fer sure.
This isn’t a debate. It’s a DDOS attack happening in front of a human moderator.
I can’t believe this is who the Democratic Party put up there under these circumstances.
Blame the Electoral College. And the Sons of Bernarchy
lol yeah Bernie would be better.
No one will be able to debate normally against this idiot.
Biden’s doing fine.
THANK YOU!
Well, time for me to defect to the UK. At least they don’t have a radical right asshole in charge with a bad hairdo.
found a funny:
The little sloth claps her hands. She knows it’s too slow to not sound like sarcasm but she’s proud of you and trying her best.
Shit. Trump has this election in the bag.
WTF would make you think that? He’s a flailing moron, and he’s never even sniffed 50% approval. He gonna lose bigly.
Nah. Nothing going on here that changes anyones minds that I’ve seen anyway
Never thought I’d say this, but Chris Wallace is to be pitied and has an impossible job.
No, no. He deserves so much worse
You’re right, but this thing has warped all reality.
Alcohol?? Don’t mind if I do
Gish galloping is Trump’s forte.
Brett Gardner’s gone yard to center, so that should put a bow on that.
Herman Cain says hi
I had to turn it off. Some train wrecks shouldn’t be watched.
It’s like watching two drunk uncles argue on Thanksgiving over how to carve the turkey, then suddenly they’re calling each other assholes and shitty fathers…and then you have to go live with one of them for 4 years.
Except one of them took a shit in the turkey and keeps hitting you in the face with it.
Still hard to pick which one to go live with?
Don’t get me wrong, it’s an easy choice, but this debate is just anti-ibuprofen.
Trump getting away with steamrolling every topic.
I wouldn’t call it steamrolling, more loud incoherent blabbering, but he is getting away with it.
I would donate $20 to the DNC if Biden turned to him and said “what do you know, Brokeahontas?”
Chris Wallace has no idea what to do
Can Chris Wallace just say “Rocks fall, everyone dies”?
In Trump’s mind, more like, “CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN YOOOOOOOOOOO SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN?”
Nancy Pelosi was right. Biden shouldn’t have debated Trump.
https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.BPTNjVXU4q85R1IZb-LsZQAAAA?pid=Api&rs=1
I see her point, but the headlines woulda been “HURR DURR BIDEN DUCKS DEBAIT”
Trump trying for a haymaker.
No idea what Biden should be doing. Laughing condescendingly may be the best strategy.
He need to call him of his bullshit. Don’t let him get away with anything.
He’s a narcissist. When you tell him he’s wrong, it infuriates him.
I disagree. Ignoring Trump and talking directly to the audience is his best bet
Again, you’re both right to a degree and that’s what makes this so difficult.
Apparently I’m not the only one who got to the heckler analogy:
https://twitter.com/birbigs/status/1311113302773239814?s=19
They need to cut the mics.
THIS
“Get out of the sandtrap…”
“It’s China’s fault…”
Well, I know how this is going to go.
A very orange lemon party
This is Biden’s fault. He prep’d for a Presidential Debate, not Jerry Springer.
Former Mayor of Cincinnati, Jerry Springer!
In fairness Jerry Springer knows how to deal with the unruly.
Yeah they actually had Mayor Pete as his mock Trump in the prep debates
I thought I read that he played Pence to Harris in practice?
That’s like training a lion tamer using a gerbil as the lion.
This is so painful. The President is a drunk heckler in a comedy club and Biden is a geriatric cab driver on open mic night
I legit do not think there is enough alcohol in this house to deal with this.
There isn’t enough in the solar system.
I can’t, I am ashamed it came to this.
I’m mixing overproof rum with ever clear.
Bought a bottle and its half gone
Joe’s next ad is gonna be a reenactment of the blowjob from The Shining with a cop on the bed instead and they’ll still be accusing him of wanting to defund police
“Will you shut up, man! How un-presidential!”
Noice
There’s your Uncle Joe moment.
No plan, no plan, you’re the plan!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkr46ct45K0
Wallace and Biden are both letting Trump lead with disruption and abuse. Its working so far I think.
20 minutes in of a two hour debate, and I already want to chug an entire bottle of bourbon.
I’m 6 shots in since kickoff
This would be hilarious if this wasn’t my country.
Really? Your take is that if this happened somewhere else, in some other country, (that you don’t give a fuck about) it would be funny?
I took it as an SNL skit, but you could be right, like a country the CIA fucked with.
God Trump is a fucking asshole.
C’mon. One of you old fucks throw a punch
Joe Kapp is Biden; Angelo Mosca is Trump.
How is Chris Wallace of all people the first person to ask this motherfucker a real question?
Jesus, the President is such a prick
Trump trying to disrupt as much as possible.
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Joe doesn’t have the energy to get in a cunt-off with this nasty prick.
He sounds fine so far
You might want to turn off your “Pornhub Translator” going forward.
“I am the Democratic Party right now” – Biden
Biden: “So the 115th Congress has more of a right to vote for the Supreme Court than the 114th?”
Sorry, I was mind-canoning the debate.
Socialist. Drink
I wish Chris would just ask the President where in the constitution does that authority come from
Gonna have to take some points away from Biden for referring to him as “Mr. President” and not “orange cunt”