NFL News:
- It begins: up to eight Titans players & personnel have tested positive for Corona virus.
- It’s three new positive tests for players and five new positive tests for personnel.
- Outside linebackers coach and defensive playcaller Shane Bowen missed Sunday’s game due to COVID protocols.
- They now have to confirm the results.
- All in-person activities have now been suspended until Saturday.
- Minnesota is also being tested since they just played the Titans.
- They say they’re clean.
- League contact tracing identified 48 close contacts with the eight members of the Titans who tested positive.
- Minnesota is also being tested since they just played the Titans.
- All players who test positive must be cleared by the team’s physician and undergo cardiac testing.
- Maybe that’s the real reason the Chargers’ doctor shanked Tyrod Taylor.
- FYI – the Titans host the Steelers this Sunday, while the Vikings play at Houston.
- It’s three new positive tests for players and five new positive tests for personnel.
It’s “Debate Night In America”!
Tonight is the first of the three scheduled debates between Biden & Trump. Tonight’s topics will concentrate on the political records of Trump and Biden records, the Supreme Court, the coronavirus pandemic, race and violence in cities, election integrity, and the economy. While most networks are trying to imply an image of fairness in the face of battle,
FOX already has their banner image prepared,
That starts at 9:00PM ET. People want these to be knock-down, drag-out affairs, but in reality it’s just ninety minutes of this:
followed by three-hours of talking heads making POINTS! and deciding a victor based upon pre-existing political biases. I can’t wait!
Baseball playoffs:
One sport ends; another begins.
Look! If you don’t want to watch the debate, then this is all you’ve got.
Because of the ‘rona, the baseball playoffs are being played inside a bubble. The play-in round is being held in the top-seed’s park, followed by select bubble locations for the remainder of the playoffs. The hope is that, by the time they get to the actual Series, they will be able to have 25% attendance. Here’s what’s what:
- NLDS: Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas and Minute Maid Park in Houston.
- ALDS: Petco Park in San Diego and Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles.
- NLCS: Globe Life Field.
- ALCS: Petco Park.
- World Series: Globe Life Field.
Globe Life Field is the new stadium in Texas, built right next to their “antiquated”, 25-year-old old Arlington Ballpark.
In short, here are the first-round matchups. Each series is only three games; first to two wins. The seedings are based on division winner, then divisional second place based on record, and then two wild-card team based on record. The 4-5 seeds are two second-place teams.
National League:
- Dodgers (1) vs. Brewers (8)
- Braves (2) vs. Reds (7)
- Cubs (3) vs. Marlins (6)
- Padres (4) vs. Cardinals (5)
American League:
- Rays (1) vs. Blue Jays (8)
- Athletics (2) vs. White Sox (7)
- Twins (3) vs. Astros (6)
- Cleveland (4) vs. Yankees (5)
Now, I don’t want to speak for everyone, but I think fact makes us root against the Astros, Yankees & Cardinals, and emotion for the Padres & Cleveland. The Astros are cheaters who deserve nothing but scorn, and the Yankees & Cardinals have the worst fans and inflated senses of their own importance. The Padres have never won, and Cleveland has the longest Series losing streak.
But, as always, you do you.
Tonight’s sports:
- MLB:
- Yankees vs. Cleveland – 7:00PM | ESPN / Sportsnet
- WNBA Playoffs:
- Semifinals – Sun vs. Aces – Game 5 – 7:30PM | ESPN2 / TSN
And I will try to remember to put the 506 maps up this Saturday. Geez, you people are so picky.
Also, Skyrim did not help. Not enough murdering or booze.
https://twitter.com/janellejcomedy/status/1311122994761273344
https://twitter.com/biden4pres/status/1311132000741326849?s=19
I’m disgusted with basically every panel on every channel at this point. Was it always this stupid and I was just too young to notice it?
Nope. The right wing grift has made it sooooo much worse, and they’ve worked the refs hard
Wonder if there could be any downside to making every conservative strategist a producer on the center-left stations. Guess we’ll never know.
Yep.
Bob’s Burgers for the first hour and then I went to pick up food for dinner and took a massive dump during the rest!
That’s how you do a debate, people!
Balls 2020!
If it took you even half an hour to take a dump, you probably need to discuss your diet with a nutritionist or a gastroenterologist, amigo.
That’s when he gets his reading in.
That’s when I read DFO!
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-partner=”tweetdeck”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>tbh i'm still blown away that joe gave a good antifa answer</p>— Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) <a href=”https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1311136172211671045?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>September 30, 2020</a></blockquote>
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-conversation=”none” data-cards=”hidden” data-partner=”tweetdeck”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>Prep goes alphabetically.</p>— Tim Phares (@timothymphares) <a href=”https://twitter.com/timothymphares/status/1311136341510496257?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>September 30, 2020</a></blockquote>
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Heading over to Fawx Nooz to watch the bizzarro world wrap up of that train wreck.
You are a brave man
A better man than I, Gunga Din.
See you on the other side.
Same, but for the lulz. Seems like even they are disappointed in the whole thing. That’s quite interesting, because it went just like it did when Dick face debated Hillary back in the day.
Jesus fucking christ. That just happened.
That was equally uninformative and terrifying, but at least I’ll have that “Bad things happen in Philadelphia” meme ready for Sunday
“Poll watchers” is just another way of saying “voter intimidation”. Fuck that fuckwad and all his got damn supporters.
Yup. 100% this.
Sulfuric acid tang to it.
Biden store is already selling “Will You Shut Up, Man?” t-shirts.
HA!
Dude should call the number on the poster by the truck.
He doesn’t have the “entry fee” which the scam makes their money on.
Some undecided voters will make ‘informed’ decisions after watching this debate. Does anyone else see the flaw inherent in the system?
Maybe.
Anybody that’s undecided at this point requires a drool cup 24 hours a day.
C’mon Joe. Hit him with the federal land management line
Everything out of Dump’s mouth is shit. I bet he’s a Brown’s fan.
It’s still better than NASCAR, fight me.
Fight you? I’ll throw punches along with you.
Glad to see Chris Wallace could not give a fuck.
Why start now
YOU FILLED THOSE JUDGE VACANCIES BECAUSE FUCKFACE MITCH MCCONNELL REFUSED TO FILL THEM!
Ok, I finally give up
You’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din.
That poor dog.
The one on the left.
Take a breath. Motherfucker almost declared a civil war out of spite right there.
Trump won’t condemn right wingers
*nazis
Lost the internet connection to my TV. Thank God.
That person really was committed to the whole philosophy.
It’s pronounced “or gun”
Trump is gonna say Rittenhouse did nothing wrong
Correction: He’s going to say that Rittenhouse did everything right.
I see we’ve reached the racism portion of tonight’s show
Brought to you by the Chubb Group.
PHRASING!!
I sorta feel sorry for her because I think that her dad (that wanted to fuck her) told her over and over again that she was the prettiest girl that he’d ever seen. She’s all kinds of fucked up and is in over her head.
Sorta.
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1309662938840682498?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1309662938840682498%7Ctwgr%5Eshare_3&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdeadstate.org%2Ftrump-abraham-lincoln-wasnt-that-big-into-the-hispanic-movement%2F
“We call them the ‘Latinos for Trump,’ where we are polling at numbers that I guess no Republican has ever polled at before, perhaps, Abraham Lincoln. But in those days, he wasn’t big into the Hispanic movement, I think. He had other things to think about,” Trump said.
I know a few Latinos for Trump, it’s fucking MADDENING. Fifth Columnist motherfuckers, but I gotta just sip my beer and not spit it in their face.
Yep.
One such of these told my sister this weekend “I have insurance, I pay for it, everyone should pay for it if I have to.” YOUR BABY MAMA AND THE TWO KIDS WHO ARENT YOURS THAT LIVE UNDER YOUR ROOF ARE ON MEDICAID, DIPSHIT.
Whoa. When the hell did a debate break out?
Can I just pull a Joe Montana and head upstairs?
Pics or it didn’t happen
Unless you’re talking about stopping a kidnapping, in which case I don’t care.
Richard Hauptmann cheers from beyond the grave.
Chris Wallace is minutes away from walking off the stage.
Chance Trump drops a hard R?
“Republican”?
No matter who they think wins, I am pretty sure Chris Wallace loses.
Jesus. Fucking. Christ.
When’s Stone Cold gonna come in and start delivering Stunners?
This debate (condensed version)
Biden: (speaking)
Trump: (interrupts)
Moderate: “Its not your turn, Mr. President, but let’s go to you.”
Yeah, and the RWNJ will hate Chris Wallace for not tonguing his asshole.
LOL
Hunter Biden ref. Drink.
Trump is the other side of the Reagan coin. But its the same coin.
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/1311117926498410497?s=19
Trump’s talent is to just spew bombastic and talk over people. And it works. On people that want to believe it.
“He passed the Tax Bill?”
Does he even know what the Vice President does?
This is Trump. He’s not sure what a toilet does, outside of, “makes poo go away.”
Has Biden mentioned that Trump is a pathological liar? I don’t remember him saying it.
Not yet. And I’m pretty sure he won’t
This is like watching one 10 year old argue fair vs foul on a street baseball game with another kid
Trump was a private developer like the NFL is a free market league.
Motherfucker just said “I was a private businesspeople” and now I’m dissociating