Your “I’m Here For The Brady Slurp Fest” Thursday Night Football Open Thread

It’s gonna be bad guys. Real bad.

-the Bills/Titans game seems to be hanging in the balance. As noted by yours truly before, let’s get some Wednesday Night footballing going. Ya know ya wanna.

-Every Little Bit Helps-Falcons cb A.J. Terrell has finally graduated from Covid U and should see game action on Sunday. Let the torching commence. All told, five members of Atlanta’s secondary are hammyed, concussed or IR’d. This qb Ryan trying to throw his team back in the game looks like a year-long thing.

-Team’s qb Haskins is down and out in Washington. Destroyer of wide receiver’s competency, Kyle Allen, gets another shot at mediocrity. What did I say about being leery of one-year wonders coming out of college? Huh? Huh? Best of luck to anyone behind that garbage fire of an o-line though.

TO THE GAME!

Bucs/Bears:

-You had to think that at some point-given the quality of Tampa’s receiving corps-that Brady would go off sooner or later. That it happened with Godwin out and Scotty Miller and Cam Brate scoring, well that was a bit unexpected.

-Your Super Sneaky Fantasy Start is going to be a fella that grabbed himself a score last week and that is Ke’Shawn Vaughn. Tampa is so banged up at rb that they may only have him and Dropper Of All Soft Passes Out Of The Backfield, Ronny Jones III available. Horny Fourny didn’t practice on Tuesday so he’s likely a sitter-outer.

-If he dons the cup tonight keep an eye out for Darnell Mooney-last week his target share, route run percentage and air yards were second only to Allen Robinson II.

-Much like Foles, you should keep a sharp eye on Vita Vea-this alliterative interior lineman (along with Aaron Donald) is the only player at his spot to have more than a 20% win rate on pass rushing downs.

Give me your best down below.

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Gumbygirl

Sweet dreams!

Brocky

happy brocky noises

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Which farm animal would that be?

Brocky

the kind that remembers your prediction of a missed field goal

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tough but fair

Beerguyrob

Jesus – removing that Belichick microchip turned Brady into Lennie Small.

Senor Weaselo

So, who’s got the shotgun?

Beerguyrob

Yay – someone got my English Lit reference!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

“That’s not enough hands”
–Houston

clint greasewood

DeAndre Houston Texas Carson California

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tom Brady is arguably the dumbest man to ever go to University of Michigan, and Gerald Ford went there.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Harbaugh, too. Or is he not dumb, just evil?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Different dumb

Recovery Whiskey

Laughs in Jim Harbaugh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Gerald Ford actually….. ah fuck it, let’s go with the stereotype because it’s funnier.

Mr. Ayo

lol, old man Brady forgetting what down it was.

clint greasewood

Jameis would be eating a W right now.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

What happened to Dok’s other crab-legs?

Unsurprised

Florida State is looking deeply into the matter

Recovery Whiskey

Get fucked Tommy

Horatio Cornblower

Brady’s got dementia.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This fits; he’s a Trump supporter.

litre_cola

That was a real bad ball

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

-Lance Armstrong’s doctor

BrettFavresColonoscopy

FUCK YOUR SUICIDE POOL! WORST 4-1 TEAM IN THE LEAGUE WOOOOOOO!

Recovery Whiskey

NO BAILOUT

Viva La Tabula Raza

First time since I heard of him that I’ve rooted against Brady in a 2-minute drill.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

ONE OF US

Horatio Cornblower

Kind of a warm, fuzzy feeling, isn’t it?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Definitely fuzzy.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll still be pulling for the Foxboro boyz. And I appreciate what he did for the P*ts. But I know now how fans of Manning, Montana, Favre, etc were feeling now. Don’t hate him, don’t blame him (fuck NE winters), just don’t care.

Recovery Whiskey

I’m not done reveling in his every failure yet.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Still joy to be had.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You can blame him fuck that guy

Unsurprised

Agreed. People don’t just hate motherfuckers like Favre and Brady because they were the opposing QBs.

Sharkbait

Yeah…this is weird.

Recovery Whiskey

At least its over football and not Bob Geldolf’s stealing your wife

Horatio Cornblower

“What an asshole.”
-Blair Walsh

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

“Damn right.”

-Anal Annie

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Confused boner?

litre_cola

Just like Thailand.

litre_cola

BFC! He hit a kick!!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

STILL TIME FOR NAGY TO FUCK THIS UP

Mr. Ayo

No Doink?!?!?

Horatio Cornblower

Imagine how happy Tampa Bay is to finally not be the most infectious team in the league.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That play call is the Matt Nagy of play calls.

Horatio Cornblower

I completely forgot there was a game tonight, and looking at the score and briefly skimming the comments, it seems Tampa Bay and Chicago did too.

Recovery Whiskey

There goes the Bears ground game

Edit: aged like milk

Last edited 4 years ago by Recovery Whiskey
Sharkbait

Fuck I should’ve taken the under

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Fuck, I should have taken the udder.

-Guy milking a bull

litre_cola

What was it?

Sharkbait

44.5
For disclosure, I bet nothing on this game, save 1 $3 DFS entry.

Last edited 4 years ago by Sharkbait
litre_cola

I really wonder how these Vegas guys get so close. I have won 1 by a half a point this season and lost one by half a point. It’s wizardry!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

According to Dr. Sean Conley, President Leatherface is symptom free and ready to get right back out there on the campaign trail.

In other news, the San Diego Chargers have invited Dr. Conley to interview for the team doctor position.

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Sharkbait

When did the White House hire Dr. Nick?

Recovery Whiskey

2016

Gatoraids

Doctor recommends replacing the Rose Garden with FedEx Field turf

litre_cola

Bears missed field goal coming up.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

/glares toward canada

litre_cola

I am aware that the last survey said that we have a shit tonne of Bear fans in the clubhouse. I also am a historian and yer kickin aint been too good.

litre_cola

I see you are also pessimistic.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

It courses through my veins

BrettFavresColonoscopy

THIS GUY CHARLES LENO I CALL HIM JAY LENO BECAUSE HE SUCKS

Beerguyrob

Tom Brady has spent more time on his back tonight than Ginger Lynn.

litre_cola

Where are the sexy Bears JJD? – Buddy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

This game is definitely ending on a missed Bears field goal. I can feel it in my testicles.

Beerguyrob

You might yet get your wish.

WCS

I just got a request to help edit a Geography journal. That was unexpected, but, uh, hell yeah.

litre_cola

Earth is flat. Remember that.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Hey, why is Lake Titicaca in such big font?”

Recovery Whiskey

Is there still a Hitler Lake OH or did they rename it to something less obvious

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m sure it’s where the next Trump rally will be

litre_cola

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Horatio Cornblower

$5 if you put Atlantis off Cape Cod.

Brocky

alright I got one more gif, but I gotta figure out how to spoiler tag it. too graphic for innocent eyes

Last edited 4 years ago by Brocky
BrettFavresColonoscopy

I don’t remember ever seeing a WWE ad during an NFL game before, but I imagine all the blood just brushed to Joliet Jake’s pants

Viva La Tabula Raza

Foreshadowing for upcoming Covid-driven merger.

Gumbygirl

There’s your Bailout the Brady call.

Recovery Whiskey

Only a matter of time. Referee muscle memory if nothing else

Last edited 4 years ago by Recovery Whiskey
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yep.

Gratliff

Nick realizing he doesn’t have a real coach anymore

Dunstan

You may want to specify “Chicago Bears” or else your results will be… interesting.

litre_cola

Oh yes, I thought that immediately!!!

Unsurprised

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Brocky

so you’re a zombie, and a shark bites you, what do you do?

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BITE IT RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!

Unsurprised

That’s a good life lesson in general.

Mr. Ayo

Google.

Recovery Whiskey

Vince Evans

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Bobby Douglass

Recovery Whiskey

Mike Phipps

Gratliff

This is slightly less entertaining than super bowl 52

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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WCS

3rd and 29? NFL BLITZ!

Dunstan

Can Nick Foles be as brilliant as Brady and just try to pick up a few yards for the kicker? No, that’s super-duper advanced QBing

Recovery Whiskey

Some exceptional snatching of defeat from the jaws of victory for Chicago

Gratliff

That makes me realize I haven’t heard jameis’ name all season

Unsurprised

Don’t jinx it.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Recovery Whiskey

Mike Glennon the early years

Gumbygirl

Merton Hanks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I believe Merton was a different animal.

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Recovery Whiskey

Nagy needed time to BE YOURSELF

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I spy, with my third eye….

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Brocky

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Recovery Whiskey

Go to VAR

Sharkbait

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Hope you bought a couple cardboard masks to really scare the kids. And parents.comment image

Brocky

I didn’t know this was a thing
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Consider it limbo

litre_cola

I can personally say I get emails about moderated comments for my posts and I have no idea what to do with them.

hippofant

Haha you’re not approved

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The moderabots pick random shit the block. The alogarithms are…. interesting.