It’s gonna be bad guys. Real bad.
-the Bills/Titans game seems to be hanging in the balance. As noted by yours truly before, let’s get some Wednesday Night footballing going. Ya know ya wanna.
-Every Little Bit Helps-Falcons cb A.J. Terrell has finally graduated from Covid U and should see game action on Sunday. Let the torching commence. All told, five members of Atlanta’s secondary are hammyed, concussed or IR’d. This qb Ryan trying to throw his team back in the game looks like a year-long thing.
-Team’s qb Haskins is down and out in Washington. Destroyer of wide receiver’s competency, Kyle Allen, gets another shot at mediocrity. What did I say about being leery of one-year wonders coming out of college? Huh? Huh? Best of luck to anyone behind that garbage fire of an o-line though.
TO THE GAME!
Bucs/Bears:
-You had to think that at some point-given the quality of Tampa’s receiving corps-that Brady would go off sooner or later. That it happened with Godwin out and Scotty Miller and Cam Brate scoring, well that was a bit unexpected.
-Your Super Sneaky Fantasy Start is going to be a fella that grabbed himself a score last week and that is Ke’Shawn Vaughn. Tampa is so banged up at rb that they may only have him and Dropper Of All Soft Passes Out Of The Backfield, Ronny Jones III available. Horny Fourny didn’t practice on Tuesday so he’s likely a sitter-outer.
-If he dons the cup tonight keep an eye out for Darnell Mooney-last week his target share, route run percentage and air yards were second only to Allen Robinson II.
-Much like Foles, you should keep a sharp eye on Vita Vea-this alliterative interior lineman (along with Aaron Donald) is the only player at his spot to have more than a 20% win rate on pass rushing downs.
Give me your best down below.
Sweet dreams!
happy brocky noises
Which farm animal would that be?
the kind that remembers your prediction of a missed field goal
Tough but fair
Jesus – removing that Belichick microchip turned Brady into Lennie Small.
So, who’s got the shotgun?
Yay – someone got my English Lit reference!
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!
“That’s not enough hands”
–Houston
DeAndre Houston Texas Carson California
Tom Brady is arguably the dumbest man to ever go to University of Michigan, and Gerald Ford went there.
Harbaugh, too. Or is he not dumb, just evil?
Different dumb
Laughs in Jim Harbaugh
Gerald Ford actually….. ah fuck it, let’s go with the stereotype because it’s funnier.
lol, old man Brady forgetting what down it was.
Jameis would be eating a W right now.
What happened to Dok’s other crab-legs?
Florida State is looking deeply into the matter
Get fucked Tommy
Brady’s got dementia.
This fits; he’s a Trump supporter.
That was a real bad ball
-Lance Armstrong’s doctor
FUCK YOUR SUICIDE POOL! WORST 4-1 TEAM IN THE LEAGUE WOOOOOOO!
NO BAILOUT
First time since I heard of him that I’ve rooted against Brady in a 2-minute drill.
ONE OF US
Kind of a warm, fuzzy feeling, isn’t it?
Definitely fuzzy.
Don’t get me wrong, I’ll still be pulling for the Foxboro boyz. And I appreciate what he did for the P*ts. But I know now how fans of Manning, Montana, Favre, etc were feeling now. Don’t hate him, don’t blame him (fuck NE winters), just don’t care.
I’m not done reveling in his every failure yet.
Still joy to be had.
You can blame him fuck that guy
Agreed. People don’t just hate motherfuckers like Favre and Brady because they were the opposing QBs.
Yeah…this is weird.
At least its over football and not Bob Geldolf’s stealing your wife
“What an asshole.”
-Blair Walsh
“Damn right.”
-Anal Annie
Confused boner?
Just like Thailand.
BFC! He hit a kick!!!!
STILL TIME FOR NAGY TO FUCK THIS UP
No Doink?!?!?
Imagine how happy Tampa Bay is to finally not be the most infectious team in the league.
That play call is the Matt Nagy of play calls.
I completely forgot there was a game tonight, and looking at the score and briefly skimming the comments, it seems Tampa Bay and Chicago did too.
There goes the Bears ground game
Edit: aged like milk
Fuck I should’ve taken the under
Fuck, I should have taken the udder.
-Guy milking a bull
What was it?
44.5
For disclosure, I bet nothing on this game, save 1 $3 DFS entry.
I really wonder how these Vegas guys get so close. I have won 1 by a half a point this season and lost one by half a point. It’s wizardry!
According to Dr. Sean Conley, President Leatherface is symptom free and ready to get right back out there on the campaign trail.
In other news, the San Diego Chargers have invited Dr. Conley to interview for the team doctor position.
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When did the White House hire Dr. Nick?
2016
Doctor recommends replacing the Rose Garden with FedEx Field turf
Bears missed field goal coming up.
/glares toward canada
I am aware that the last survey said that we have a shit tonne of Bear fans in the clubhouse. I also am a historian and yer kickin aint been too good.
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2020/10/08/your-im-here-for-the-brady-slurp-fest-thursday-night-football-open-thread/comment-page-3/#comment-820831
I see you are also pessimistic.
It courses through my veins
THIS GUY CHARLES LENO I CALL HIM JAY LENO BECAUSE HE SUCKS
Tom Brady has spent more time on his back tonight than Ginger Lynn.
Where are the sexy Bears JJD? – Buddy
This game is definitely ending on a missed Bears field goal. I can feel it in my testicles.
You might yet get your wish.
I just got a request to help edit a Geography journal. That was unexpected, but, uh, hell yeah.
Earth is flat. Remember that.
“Hey, why is Lake Titicaca in such big font?”
Is there still a Hitler Lake OH or did they rename it to something less obvious
I’m sure it’s where the next Trump rally will be
$5 if you put Atlantis off Cape Cod.
alright I got one more gif, but I gotta figure out how to spoiler tag it. too graphic for innocent eyes
I don’t remember ever seeing a WWE ad during an NFL game before, but I imagine all the blood just brushed to Joliet Jake’s pants
Foreshadowing for upcoming Covid-driven merger.
There’s your Bailout the Brady call.
Only a matter of time. Referee muscle memory if nothing else
Yep.
Nick realizing he doesn’t have a real coach anymore
You may want to specify “Chicago Bears” or else your results will be… interesting.
Oh yes, I thought that immediately!!!
so you’re a zombie, and a shark bites you, what do you do?
BITE IT RIGHT THE FUCK BACK!
That’s a good life lesson in general.
Google.
Vince Evans
Bobby Douglass
Mike Phipps
This is slightly less entertaining than super bowl 52
3rd and 29? NFL BLITZ!
Can Nick Foles be as brilliant as Brady and just try to pick up a few yards for the kicker? No, that’s super-duper advanced QBing
Some exceptional snatching of defeat from the jaws of victory for Chicago
That makes me realize I haven’t heard jameis’ name all season
Don’t jinx it.
Mike Glennon the early years
Merton Hanks.
I believe Merton was a different animal.
Nagy needed time to BE YOURSELF
I spy, with my third eye….
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Go to VAR
Hope you bought a couple cardboard masks to really scare the kids. And parents.
I didn’t know this was a thing
Consider it limbo
I can personally say I get emails about moderated comments for my posts and I have no idea what to do with them.
Haha you’re not approved
The moderabots pick random shit the block. The alogarithms are…. interesting.