Your “Hold Your Nose, Keep Your Eyes Peeled” Sunday Later Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

Gotta love it when the 4 o’clock game is a stinker but it involves your team. I have you all (mostly) to myself. And if I could borrow from Hippo’s London football vernacular-“IT’S MANDATORY VIEWING!” But if it’s a nice fall day (parts of Texas excluded) take advantage of it, there may not be more of them available.

TO THE GAMES!

Fins/Niners:

Is San Franny committed to the run? They’ve only thrown to wr’s 53 times in four games. If anyone should be making that dumb ‘feed me’ gesture it should be Peabo Bryson, Bourne, Aiyuk and those others dudes. Kittles will always get his but the Fins have only given up 116 yards to that spot. That said, they’ve not seen anyone near the caliber of Boy George so this is the first real test.

Colts/Browns:

Stefanski has become a fan of rollouts-after not calling any the first week he’s dialed up 14 so far and Mayfield has turned it into a signature play. He’s 13-14 for 158 yards and 2 TD’s on the play-look for more today. It’ll be interesting to see how the Browns will handle an Indy D after rolling up 49 points on the Cowboys last week. The Colts defend outside the numbers very well so maybe look for crossers, pick plays and such.

Giants/Cowboys:

The Giants hoped that the drafting of Andrew Thomas would be a ‘plug, play and forget about it’ scenario but the big dude is struggling just like everyone else on the line. Accustomed to being larger and more physically talented than his opponent, Thomas has discovered that shoddy technique gets exploited when you play the best of the best. If the Giants aren’t able to put up some scores (they haven’t gotten a TD in their last 2 games) vs. a Dallas D that generates pressure only 27% of the time when they rush the passer, it’ll be a long year indeed. Can’t help but think the Cowboys smash here.

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clint greasewood

Happy Thanksgiving Canada
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Recovery Whiskey

Catch of the year OBJ

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Recovery Whiskey

Jimmyception

Sharkbait

Approve

Sharkbait

C’mon Tate. 4 more catches

King Hippo

Of course you can see Bluebunny’s fingerprints. They are always covered in pie, iced cream, and/or gravy.

King Hippo

Janeane…be rusty.

litre_cola

His ankle owchie is affecting his throws.

King Hippo

Way to avoid the doughnut, Gallup.

Mother Puncher

My nipple itched so I reached in my shirt and found a leaf in there. I haven’t been outside much today but I am wearing a flannel shirt so it all checks out

Beerguyrob

Dan Quinn fired.

hippofant

Wait for his surprise reinstatement attempt first though.

blaxabbath

What?! Even after winning the NFC?!

Gatoraids

Least surprising firing in Atlanta since Sherman

Beerguyrob

Possibly both. Just surprised it was before Adam Gase.

Recovery Whiskey

McCarthy should be

blaxabbath

NCIS: New Orleans has many new stories to tell? About what; semen being left in the corpse?

litre_cola

There are navy folk in the clubhouse, is there really that many murders in the Navy??

herodotus450

“We found half an Iraqi in a smoking crater. Who could have done this?”

Viva La Tabula Raza

Not that I heard of in the Pacific Fleet. Maybe they’re less mellow on the East Coast or the Med.

King Hippo

Oh dear, Janeane.

blaxabbath

I got Dak as my ff qb but I’m starting to wonder if I’m gonna be better off shipping him elsewhere.

clint greasewood

Think of all the garbage points

blaxabbath

So the guys who ignore school shootings because “I GOTTA HAVE MAH GUHN” show up to a gunfight in Denver with….pepper spray?

I mean, now they’re walking around unarmed, trusting the government not to spy on their MI kidnapping plans, and cheering the stock market gains. Is there one thing they stay consistent on besides the racism?

Recovery Whiskey

A love of tactical gear when driving through taco bell.

blaxabbath

It is definitely a style-over-substance gang.

Mother Puncher

KHunt down!

Mother Puncher

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Unsurprised

That this chickenshit said this to his wife on camera but never to Trump is fucking hilarious.

litre_cola

That is not D Johnson.

/veeerryy thin in a couple leagues.

Recovery Whiskey

Don’t get KHunty

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rockingdog

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King Hippo

Coked-out Red Zone Guy been pimping Claypool since Week One. Full credit to him.

Recovery Whiskey

Don’t be doggin my man Scott Hansen. He’s high on football.

King Hippo

Who’s doggin?? Full respek for his beak habit and dedication to FITBAW. He’s be a great commissioner.

King Hippo

To be clear, I’d still prefer Uncle Joe Stalin. He would deal with this Tits problem, swiftly and decisively.

litre_cola

I left him on my bench in teh Hippo lge. SMDH.

hippofant

It’s time for our annual FITZMAGICK celebration!

Gatoraids

Fitzmagic Eight Ball

King Hippo

Using Gaskin at the goal line now. Maybe I can gets to 4-9 in money league after all.

blaxabbath

Man, Jalen Ramsey doesn’t even know where to begin with the credit score commercials….

blaxabbath

Is Jerry pumping in crowd boos?

The Maestro

The Falcons should really hire Mike Smith to coach the team.
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No, no, not that Mike Smith.

THIS one.

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blaxabbath

“Matt Ryan has these twiggy alien arms and Gurley is dumber than most cats and dogs….”

King Hippo

That’s a nice fucking kitty right there!

Fronkenshteen

Zeke effort was shit on that pick six.

Sharkbait

Dan Quinn has a 98% chance of getting fired tomorrow. I fully expect him to be coaching the Falcons next game.

hippofant

“YOU’RE FIRE-” *slips on a banana peel*

litre_cola

FULLBACKDOWN!!

litre_cola

Hoboes be nervoUs tonight in Northen Ontario.

The Maestro

The real reason for the Elliott Lake mall collapse was the weight of all those corpses buried in the parking garage.

Game Time Decision

Hobo femars aren’t as strong as one would expect

blaxabbath

– Stephen Miller, inspecting infant specimens

Game Time Decision

Dakerception for 6

Viva La Tabula Raza

Wow Jinterception.

Gatoraids

Dakdakfakfakfak

Recovery Whiskey

The San Francisco 49ers of Santa Clara. Thats it, thats the joke.

litre_cola

Are they postponing the Tits v Table Jumpers? I had read that somewhere, or may have imagined it.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Tuesday evening, last I read.

Game Time Decision

Another staff member from the Titians tested positive this morning. No official word yet, but magic 8 ball says probably

Gatoraids

I call this cowboys d Wierd Sciencece cuz they are going to teach these Giants how to score

blaxabbath

Because there aren’t any hipster coffee shops in the ghetto.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Some Black people will say anything to not get shot.

Mother Puncher

Love a cop who doesn’t realize he’s being trolled irl

The Maestro

In my (extremely limited) experience, most have no clue.

Unsurprised

They screen for intelligence and don’t hire the ones who score over an obviously low threshold. This is fact.

litre_cola

Giants did a good?

Sharkbait

A Fins pick 6 would be quite advantageous

The Maestro

Andy Reid’s so disappointed about KC’s loss than he won’t even get that third patty on his cheeseburger on the way home.

Unsurprised

Yeah, right.

There’s not a fat man alive who doesn’t eat more when he’s sad or stressed.

Spur

Colts vs Brown might be the best game this week

The Maestro

It’s no longer suitable to refer to northern Ohio’s NFL team as the Breveland Clowns. My disappointment is immeasurable.

Gatoraids

Say this as Landry sporting the sideshow bob hair

Spur

Zeke delivered a hit to that NYC safety

Gatoraids

Everything coming up Miamihouse

Spur

That’s game for Raiders. Very nice win.

Spur

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Gumbygirl

Cat’s like ” Let me out there, I’ll tear his ass up!”

Gratliff

Go Gints, I guess.

Sharkbait

Go 5 catches for Tate!

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Redshirt

What the hell is happening in Kansas City?

Sharkbait

My elimator pick being murder death killed

Horatio Cornblower

I’m really looking forward to the Giants-Cowboys game, if only to find the answer to that age old question: what happens when an impotent force meets an extremely moveable object.

Gumbygirl

The answer: Lulz galore!

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