I’m writing this on Thursday and we still don’t have a winner declared. I’m pretty sure we won’t have a winner declared at the time this post goes live. Even if we do, there are still a lot of legal hurdles that will need to be addressed and a whole lot of other shenanigans that will happen.

So, I really don’t want to talk about the election. I’d rather talk about a subject near and dear to all of our hearts:
Boobies.
More specifically, fake boobies. In these here pages, Mr. Joliet Jake Delhomme has expressed his dislike for the fake appendages that seem to be very prevalent in today’s society. Others have weighed in and said that boobies are like pizza. Even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty great!
I personally think that it depends on the surgeon and how they fit with the person they’re attached to. Most of all, however, the benefit of fake boobies is, in my opinion, in the increase in self-esteem in the person that has them. If it makes them feel better about themselves and makes them happier, that’s honestly all that matters.
I await your thoughts in the comments.
Congratulations to BFC and Dunstan for guessing last week’s theme of songs featuring the saxophone. Great job, even if it was a week and two hints later!
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

























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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Please check out this selection of good songs and see if you can determine what the hidden link is between all of these songs.
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
Let me know in the comments if you want me to give you a hint. I’ll give up to three hints.
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
BUT WAIT! THAT’S NOT ALL!
I want to share with you a video of a Canadian comedian who I just recently discovered and who I think is absolutely hilarious. She’s Julie Nolke and she’s in Toronto.
Her Mirror Mirror On The Wall bits crack me up every time. I may be in love with Mirror Julie. Please enjoy:
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