TO THE GAME!
Colts/Titans:
-I get the feeling the Titans are gathering themselves for another run. Maybe not just yet but soon. They tweeked their underperforming D by nabbing Des King (who ran back an intercept for a TD in his first game. Thankyouverymuch) They also have taken above average cb Adoree Jackson off the IR so he’s coming back soon. The pieces are falling into place.
-Though the Titans don’t have a star on D, a “Super Sacker” if you will, they do exert what PFF calls ‘quick pressure’ more often than only four other teams. Significant talent upgrades in the secondary and a combined ‘team effort’ in pressuring opposing qb’s sounds like a winning formula moving forward.
-And that’s what a competent front office with long range goals in mind does-look for pieces that fit rather than making ‘splash’ trades.
-Here Comes Jordan Wilkins? He’s out-touched Jonathan Taylor 34 to 17 the past two weeks. Hell, last week Taylor had fewer snaps than Nyheim Hines. That’s what you get for fumbling, I guess. Not sure why Reich and Co. have soured on the rook but that’s what’s going on.
-This Colts D is the league’s number one by conventional metrics and has allowed the least amount of fantasy points to qb’s although Burrow and Stafford have very recently thrown for over 300 against them.
-Perhaps that D’s numbers may have been inflated a bit by the level of the competition. In addition to the Bengals and Lions, their sked has also included the Jags, Jets and Vikings. The rest of the way includes another game vs the Titans, also the Packers and the Steelers. They do get to pound the Texans (twice) and travel out to Las Vegas.
-Sad news you’ll hear about tonight-Corey Davis’ brother just passed away due to a rare form of cancer. He was just 26.
-Do we get to see Trey Burton in The Wildcat again? MAKE IT HAPPEN, PLEASE! Tight ends with rushing stats are a rare breed indeed.
Do that thing with your fingers.
Another NC State alumnus touched down WOO
Too bad that doesn’t count towards their NCAA top 25 ranking.
OH YEAH, I have thought many times how sad it is. Our “wins” to “prominent professional FITBAWists” ratio has to be the worst in D-1A.
Smoked meat TD
Brisketdown!
Can’t beat your meat
That’s a brisket reuben from my favoUrite BBQ place, and it it insanely good.
Touchdown
Filipe Rios timeout
Aikman is having a really hard time forming complete sentences and finding words tonight.
I’m sure it’s nothing.
The “tonight” is superfluous.
He’s channeling the President-Unelect.
He’s turning into Madden.
Gostkowski. Moar like Notkowski
Guess it’s apparent why Grumblelord shitcanned The Ski.
Packing and preparing for a move sucks ass. Just throwing it out there.
I moved every 2 years as a military brat in my youth. I have a psychopathic aversion to moving these days.
I am dying where I currently reside. Sooner, later? I don’t give a fuck. The last move was my Vietnam.
We bought our starter house in 1998.
Still here 22 years later.
I have said (or at least thought) this before, but you and Mrs. Horatio got that whole life thing right.
There’s no app for that?
I believe there are several apps for sucking ass.
Fire. Cleansing fire.
HOLY FIRE!!
— B. Walsh
The only reason I am pulling for Tits is that they used to be the Oilers, when the Oilers were my favorite AFC team (after the P*TS).Plus, fuck Bud Adams.
The Bum Phillips/Earl Campbell Oilers of me youth were deffo spiritually aligned with today’s Tits.
+1 Dan Plasterweenie
I still have a Tasmanian Devil Oilers magnet on my fridge.
Earl Campbell, Dan Pastorini, Billy ‘White Shoes’ Johnson. Those were fun teams.
Too bad the Steelers beat the piss out of them in the play-offs every year.
I think they were the Bengals’ bee-yotch under Wyche, too. And you didn’t mention ol’ bomberooski Bum Adams.
Sam Wyche mention, so this is obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTpuCIT9rZg
Ticky tacky penalty woooo!
Did Tannehill just say “Where you going?” to the guy in motion?
THE WEEKND WILL HEADLINE SUPER BOWL LV HALFTIME SHOW
The Canadian invasion begins
Thinking Phil Rivers got a 4th QRT floaterception in ‘im.
If I were the Colts I would simply try to cut off Derrick Henry’s tail and thus eliminate his magical powers.
Imagine the calibre shears you’d need, though. That thing’s circumference out-measures my fucking bicep.
Also remember the person it’s attached to. He’s not a small human
es verdad!
is it a tail or is it like that pink think on Super Buu’s head?
I’m just waiting for someone to remember it’s legal to tackle by the hair
THIS COLTS SPECIAL TEAM DEFENSE I CALL IT ‘THE ELTON JOHN’ BECAUSE THEY ARE TAKING BALLS TO THE CHIN!
Again: Brett Kern is the Tits MVP.
The Tits MVP is the the top-heavy girl that works the deli counter at my grocery store. CHANGE MY MIND.
?
This is turning into a Rodney King beatdown.
DonT tried to tell us it was all about the punter, but this is bananacakes.
/wha happen to The Weapon?
Injured throwing a pass, after a bad snap, two games ago.
Oy vey. The downside of trickeration.
Tanny’s wife left it in the back of the rental car
She would have an NRA-themed vibrator, wouldn’t she?
Well, well, well.
Guy on EEI recommended taking the over on Tannehill throwing for 250, and right then I knew Tannehill wasn’t breaking 220.
Fuck Deion and fuck Subway. It’s not right that Subway outlasted Quizno’s out my way.
Deion’s personality is Subway smell personified.
Biden probably won’t be able to solve climate change, healthcare, income inequality and race relations, but if he brought back Quizno’s across America, he could be a two-term president very easily.
banner in my opinion
He would also have to put everyone at Subway in prison for protecting Jared
Hines got his re Ward
Go to Cox!
-porn director who’s seen enough of the girl’s face.
Overthrew him by 4 kids.
Gently used, of course
I might be able to punt farther than that
I might be able to throw farther than that.
I’m gonna be honest, that’s about as far as I could run.
I’m sure I could at least stroll that far before requiring medical assistance.
What a play.
Dammit
evening
Is this one of those rate my room things? 10/10.
Look at that floor though. Get a sander my dude!
Nah, they probably paid extra for that ‘hewn by Pilgrims’ look everyone’s going for.
My grandmother’s house in Mass was built using lumber from a ship that was dismantled down in Rhode Island back in the 1750s. It’s still there, the floors are so uneven it’s like you are drunk when you walk in. It’s also a firetrap and should be bulldozed into the septic tank (cesspool, actually).
My 1926 Craftsman was like that, there was one corner that would suck you right into the bathroom if you weren’t careful. I loved that house. Sigh.
We once looked at an older house that had ‘character’, which is apparently what you call it when the bedroom floors are so bowed that you could put a koi pond in there.
Yeah, but it has character. I like the paint colo[u]r. Green can be tricky.
Looks like she has a great amount of wood
Is that the McAneny person without the hair bleach?
Strange firewood shelving
She really should be holding today’s paper to tie the whole “proof of life” thing together.
How come one knee is 2 inches higher than the other?
she’s kinda leaning backwards a little bit. one leg is fully extended, the other isn’t
Life, beautiful ?
Oh yeah
sum Rock Hard Tits right thar
THIS TITANS DEFENSE I CALL IT ‘PLAN B’ BECAUSE IT’S TAKEN A SCORE AWAY FROM PHILLIP RIVERS!!!
This might be the most late 90s rock video ever made.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jE7Zv6d-HUA&feature=share
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tyNF8d-lwU&feature=share
Korn’s Freak on a Leash video is pretty fucking 1998
I would pay just about any amount of money for someone to come in and finish my marking and report cards. This is the worst it’s ever been. Not even this game is helping to take the sting off.
If you get them to me I’ll do it in 5 minutes.
Everyone’s getting a B
Use the throw them down the stairs or hall method. The further its gone the higher the mark.
And shouldn’t these need to be done, like, now? The quadmester is over
I’m absolutely convinced this is the only way I got a C in Secured Transactions in law school. I didn’t understand a goddamn thing in that class, not a one. The only way I could have passed is if my exam book landed smack in the middle of the staircase.
Going digital has stolen so many of of life’s greatest pleasures, truly.
Excel has a random number generator, not as much fun, but does the trick…..
/programmer geek alert
I’m in an octomester format. It is the single dumbest fucking shit of all goddamn time. Stupid-ass non-semestered IB magnet school INSISTS that all eight classes have to run “all year”, so kids do half the class in four weeks, forget everything, and then do the other half five months later. It’s insane.
WTF. That makes zero sense
Words fail to describe how much I hate it. Students despise it too, and they’re wise to realize that we’re all collectively miserable right now.
I wonder if there is a way to turn off the vehicle automatically stopping when it detects something in front of it? I mean if during the zombie apocalypse I get swarmed because my car stops ever time I try to ram a zombie, I will vociferously complain to Consumer Reports
TIL Kaley Cuoco is The Flight Attendant!
Kicker is wearing birth control glasses. Someone should alert Philip Rivers.
Oh are those the things that Rex Grossman has to wear when he goes out in public?
Like Cyclops from the X-Men?
They never stopped Jeff Goldblum
Jeff Goldblum was once married to Geena Davis his costar from Earth Girls are Easy.
You don’t see many finer breastplates than hers.
They are in a League of their own.
Sebastian Janikowski needed girth control glasses.
Jim Caldwell wears mirth control glasses. A lot of people forget that.
+1 sad kitten
PRAISE BLEERGH
Oh, King Laserface.
“ANGEL! ANGEL! JERICHO! HANDMAID! ORIGINAL SIN! PREGNANT AGAIN! HUTHUTHUT!”
-Philip Rivers, calling plays
Pretend Barbie likes to pretend washing dishes. I get it.
I would have no problem with her pretending to be enjoying having sex with me.
Misdirection is how you beat this Colts D.
Racehorse beats colts. Checks out.
As opposed to floor pie, which is how you misdirect Colts fans.
Bailout call
Edit: OK maybe not
Fuck and yes.
https://www.wcvb.com/article/tree-house-brewing-opening-waterfront-taproom-on-cape-cod/34589601
I usually go have lunch with my cousin at Daniel Webster’s in Sandwich when I go home to visit. I’m sure she’ll add this to our itinerary if I ever feel safe to get on an airplane again.
I heard that, but this is the first confirmation I’ve seen. They’re also opening a place in Deerfield. These guys have so much money they literally have to open these places just because they’ve run out of places to put it.
BTW, my first day working from home was a success.
Lunch beers?
Not today
I have found that a porter or milk stout pairs nicely with Coco Puffs.
My dad had a partner when he was on the Air Force Inspector General team that used to pour Coors beer on his wheaties instead of milk.
Have you put on pants yet?
Hell no
Well done. Welcome to WFH.
Was it a yay or a nay for pants?
Nay
Guys ditch pants and gals skip bras. 2020 silver lining is work from home comfort
Matt Flynn or Frank Reich. Discuss
Fourth Reich.
Charlie Whitehurst, swarthy, undamaged, paid.
Clipboard Jesus won the game that put 7-9 Seattle into the playoffs. Beastmode game followed. Who was in the stands? This guy
wat