Well, it’s looks as though all my whining and carrying on has been heard by the powers that be and we’ll get a half-decent number of games on the late end. But I never thought things all the way through. We’ve got ourselves a real mixed bag here. Shall we put our metaphorical hand in and root around to see what’s there?
TO THE GAMES!
Texans/Browns:
When will Cleveland understand what they have in Rashard Higgins? The guy catches everything thrown his way, (12 grabs on 15 targets) he moves the chains and when he was actually thrown to 6 times he scored 2 TD’s. Perhaps they should look across the field and see what Houston has done since Billy Bob O’Brien was axed. Wr’s Cooks and Fuller have gone bananas to the tune of 7 TD’s and 688 yards receiving combined. They need all that and more because their D is a joke. Opposing #1 wr’s usually get 100+ yards and a score (or 2).
Team/Lions:
Do you think Wash’s qb Alex Smith is (perhaps understandably) jumpy/gun shy? He throws to his first read more often than anyone aside from Cam and Josh. It’s worked out so far because that look tends to be McLaurin, who has the most yards after the catch than anyone not named Kamara. The secondary beneficiary is the suddenly fantasy-relevant J.D. McKissic.
Jags/Pack:
Not that it’ll be an issue this week but Green Bay only generates pressure on opposing qb’s 25% of the time, down from a figure of 39% last year. Rodgers should be padding his MVP CV here and wr Adams will likely go for 150+ and a score or two. [wipes hands]
Eagles/Giants:
You’d think that of the qb’s on offer here that the one that has the most turnover-worthy plays (off-target throws, passes into tight coverage) would be Dimes. Incorrectamundo! The honour goes to Wentz. Still, the guy has 30+ fantasy points in two of his last three games. You might want to sit Slayton here because since Shepard has returned he’s averaged 9 targets per game. Last week The Darius had just the one.
Bucs/Panthers:
For a 3-6 team Carolina is doing okay on D, giving up an average of 23 points per game over their last seven. Had they been able to score one more TD their record would be closer to 6-2-1. Brady needs to do the rebound thingy after getting hounded by the Saints D and ending up TD-less but them Panthers have three highly-rated cb’s in their secondary, including the league’s most prominent Mennonite, Corn Elder.
Do your blurst.
Come on Alex Smith
throw it to Terry McLaurin!!!!!
he can catch it good!!
TB just took the lead.
It’s time to stop counting points.
This is one of those weeks were the Cowboys “win” because they are on a bye. Most importantly America wins because the Cowboys are on a bye.
[posts Bye, Bye, Mon Cowboy]*
*in the Before Times
Despite the overall poopiness of the NFC East, division games are astoundingly good to watch
GALLMANDOWN X 2!
HOLY BANANAS! GIANTS GOING LONG TWO PLAYS IN A ROW!
Anyone heard anything from the Grey Cup lately?
It said that The BEN’s peepee will be well protected. harf harf-harf!
Chile and South Africa both opening to tourists, including Americans, soon!
Good. If we got all our hospitals full, it’s time to start taking slots in the beds of other nations’ hospitals.
Got my eye on Ghana, tbh…
They still have a 14 day quarantine?
This new spin on the game of RISK just got more interesting.
I’ve already been to both those countries, though!
Took awhile, but they’ve gone full JAGURA
Is there a star in the nfl with worse td celebrations than A-A-ron?
Is that two people?
I wish him well but Luton looking like a rook qb in his second game.
Is it better to be a third tier QB, or a fourth tier London airport?
Interesting question. Hmmm… If I decided to be a 4th tier London airport, what sort of money could I make? More than Travis Fulgham?
Looks closer to Cousins money, but with higher vulnerability to pandemics: https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-54160169
Dimes is never going to be more than a mixed bag of “Oh!” and “Wat!?”.
What do you expect from small change?
“Was hoping that he could change the narrative, tbh.”
-Loose Change
[Immediately makes trade for Daniel Jones, hoping to learn the *real* story] – Pete Carroll
Lol Bucs and Mike Edwards
Wooooo Mike Evans I never doubted you
You’re lucky he doesn’t scroll through the comments like all the other NFL superstars that visit the site.
LOL
TURF TOE FLARE UP
RPO kinda loses the R threat when the qb is Brady
Is it just me or does Antonio Brown look like Tim Brown in that getup?
Stupid, slow laptop.
I think it still worked
Chili has been simmering for three hours now. The place smells like a Hormel facility if Hormel made good chili.
Skyline kicks at can, trips and falls into the gutter.
Stagg looks up from their ongoing contract negotiations with Rex Grossman
Giants winning the field position game bigtime.
bleh
Matt Stafford gotta start throwin to TE Hockenson
Bowwo wow Do it!!!!!
I only have him in 3 leagues. He should quit dawging it.
Get your goddamn cheese together, Green Bay.
Salt and Straw has a special Thanksgiving menu, so I’m considering doing an ice cream-only Thanksgiving meal
“What’s it like being a God-hating Communist?”
-Trump supporter
Delicious
/thinks of old SNL Gay Communist Gun Club sketch
And here I thought offering to make Ms Sloth a full on Italian 7 or 8 course meal was the best way to go for Thanksgiving. Imma change the menu to this.
I’ve had their sweet potato one, it’s tasty.
Right now my go to is Jeni’s sweet cream biscuits and peach jam. Oh man is that stuff good.
The two local kids and I are having my mom over for turkey (and we made it clear nobody else) sometime between Thanksgiving and Xmas. My house, so FITBAW stays on. This is all the holiday cheer I shall do.
/will play the Sufjan Stevens Xmas mix
Living in Portland, I have had a chance to try their Thanksgiving menu a few times. Cutting to the chase, the Roasted Peach & Sage Cornbread Stuffing is the only one that is actually good to eat more than a spoonful of.
‘Sounds interesting” I say, trying to be polite while shoveling banana-chocolate-chip ice cream into my gaping maw, silently vowing to never eat any ice cream that involves turkey.
Emotionally roughing the kicker on that return
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL
The Jaguras did a good?
made a special teams touched down!
Victory?
Charlie Don’t Surf amirite???
The tie-tipper or the Thai-tipper? Because they are certainly two different things.
I have been known to be the latter.
They’s a ladyboy “just the tip” joke in thar
So has Suh’s career justified his top draft billing?
I could get a kick out of that debate.
Nobody takes ridiculous risks for minimal reward quite like Dakota Jeebus
Love these Fox graphics-Giants are up 14 to -3. Not looking forward to when New York has the ball though…
Anyone watching the Masters? Has Jim Nantz cum yet?
He’s wearing a green jacket on lil nantz hard to tell
With Tiger’s every stroke.
I don’t want to hear anything emotional from Senior Chang.
Watching the Masked Singer again?
Just an ad.
I’m working on The Wire again right now.
Gratliff, Giants are shitty defending outside the numbers today, you may want to ‘pass’ that on to your Eagles.
::Throws pick::
“I heard someone say pass,” -C Wentz
This is also a Chark
MVSDOWN
Mike Evans is almost as worthless for the Bucs as he has been for my fantasy team
Dude’s been riding JFF’s coattails since college!
penta-box? HAIL SATAN!
Either my Red Zone is brokens or just really, really delayed
This slate is just about Satan’s Red Zone just missing the Jets
Bow wowow!!!
That is so Browns.
Alternating Chubb and KHunt, eh? Welcome 2 Biden’s America smh
They’re having trouble grabbing KHunt, so def not Trump’s!
In Dandy Donnie’s defense, K is over 14.
sweet, I has Breesus and Pals in DFO Survivor, not Bay of Green
https://old.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/juagax/so_you_want_to_become_a_proud_boy_eh_the/
Am confused? How do they determine which one is the top?
like the Nazis, great deference to those who joined up earliest
See? These guys are weak as shit. I ain’t worried about a civil war when these losers are the starting lineup for the Nazis.
Jake Luton?
where is Waiting FOAR Goeddert?
He got himself ouch-ied.
I HATE FANTASY FITBAW
Slept in this morning. Nice of the Browns to hold the game for me, although I wouldn’t exactly have been even mildly disappointed if they hadn’t
Wonder what it must be like to have a team with a good offense and defense in the same game
Co-signed.
*sigh* My only choice is the Bucs game? I got outta bed and put [pajama] pants on for the NFL to tell me I MUST watch Tom Brady every gotdamn weekend? AND GRONK?!?
This should be a crime against humanity.
Did you know the Panthers D takes their performance seriously?!
Announcers: “For those of you enjoying Tampa Bay vs. Carolina, we now return you to your regularly scheduled game because you don’t deserve a good, completive football game.”
Some glorious football weather in Ohio
Too bad there is no game in Cincinnati. Its blowing harder than (insert porn actress or your mother’s name here).
Fatt Sackford may have injured his feeding hand…
Good thing he’s fully versed in trough-style dining.