Do I seem like a guy that scored 60-ish points in fantasy in two separate leagues yesterday? Because I sure do feel like one. The Matt’s (Stafford and Ryan) can all go to hell! I’m slowly becoming resigned to my inadequacy just like my family did several years back.
Fallout:
-Gus Edward owners rejoice! Or maybe that should be Justice Hill owners? Ravens Ingram and Dobbins got the Covid and I just heard that Theilen did as well. I Want Tuesday Night Football!
-It’s Infrastructure Week for Joe Burrows given that he blew out both his CL’s and had some other things go wrong down there as well.
-Shitty qb play has been a feature of the NFC East for much of the year as the Cowboys have gone thru 4, Team has gone thru three and Dimes has ever so slightly moved the needle towards ‘kinda not’. There’s only one qb that has brought the suck every single week and that’s Wentz. His comp. % is at 58.4 and he’s been sacked 40 times already along with his 14 intercepts.
TO THE GAME!
Rams/Bucs:
-With Donald busting thru the center of the line expect Brady to have a bit of trouble. When he’s under pressure his average pass attempt goes all of 4.4 yards. That tells me that Godwin will get all kinds of targets tonight vs Troy Hill.
-Everyone yaks about Jalen Ramsey so no doubt the other outside cb will get picked on. Not so fast-Darious Williams, a dude who walked on at UAB and was an UDFA for the Ravens is that other guy. He’s been targeted 37 times,(despite dropping back into coverage more than 300 times) has given up 1 TD and has 4 intercepts.
-As the above might hint at, the Rams have given up the 2nd least fantasy points to opposing qb’s.
-Over on the Bucs side, their front seven has 25 sacks already. But it seems like the way to attack them is to go to the tight end. They’ve given up scores to six different fellas that play that spot. So maybe look at Everett and Higbee to find the end zone.
Enjoy the game.
Oof. Bad call is bad.
/Tom hands over enormous stack of Victoria’s Secret Xmas catalogs.
Not a fumble cause refs have untold buried memories of calls going Brady’s way, Every Single Time.
RAYS! OF PIINIOOOON!
Gonna go in Brady’s favor, because, of course.
If you think that the NFL is going to overturn anything this crew does tonight then I have a bridge to sell you.
NOTHING WILL DETRACT FROM OUR PATRONIZING NARRATIVE!!
Looked like a fumble to me — so I can only assume replay will result in a roughing the passer call on the Rams
Touchdown Seattle
/obligatory
There was a pretty obvious hold on the Rams on the replay too, but I’m not sure they can call that on replay.
Man, looked like TB fell through a hole that suddenly opened on the field.
This is simultaneously the most disheartening and unintentionally hilarious thing I’ve read this year: https://twitter.com/samueljrob/status/1331005392655175687?s=09
I just spent quite a bit of time down that rabbit hole. Sounds like the guy was well-thought of because if you just went to all the classes you were guaranteed a B in physics, even though the class exam average was between 35-49.
What the fuck kind of playcall was that?
That was… not so good…
What exactly are we calling that shade of white the Rams are sporting? “Cum-Stained Dorm Sheets”? “Cerements of the Grave”?
I got lazy and let the kid do the laundry gray.
The Rams Los Angeles Rams chest decal looks like a kindergartner who had their name tag pinned to their chest in case they got lost going home.
And Mark Davis is pissed that they stole that idea from him.
Kroenke probably had an intern do them.
Every time Pinion punts I hear Baroness’s “Ray’s if Pinion” in my head and it kicks ass.
https://youtu.be/PRILqsAOtfo
Nice to know they are setting NFL black representation history during a meaningless November game, as opposed to in February during something important.
Alls I know is, those Detroit votes shouldn’t count.
Philly and Pittsburgh too.
It is fucking insane it took until 2008 for a black super bowl ref
Jerry Richardson still has whiplash, it happened so fast.
And a Black president.
Barnburner in DFO ball. Just took a .04 point lead over GTD.
Insurmountable…lol
Come on tie!
i feel like DFO clubhouse definitely had a barn at one time and it definitely burned down
I remember upgrading to 14400 baud and spending fewer than 12 hours waiting for nekkid lady pix to download
That really brings it back…
Mos def.
I should have made this joke back in October
This guy feels JPP’s pain.
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Bradyception absolutely had to be the wr’s fault. There is no other answer.
Fucking OBVIOUSLY.
Ref missed the roughing the passer call.
They credited that lack of a rush by the Rams — unbelievable
/very believable
Must have missed his halftime TB12 injection!
“I’ll give her a BF3 injection!”
-B. Favre
Moar like 2.5
-Deanna
If that,
-Jen whatever
He probably takes mitt fulls of the pillz you find in the toilets at the local truck stop in Hattiesburg.
Ditto, Rush!
—Stormy Daniels
There was a strawberry in the locker room. That negates the injection
BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I both love and hate the fact that brady is inadvertently making josh McDaniels look competent
GOATCEPTION!
Good lord. My stream is still in commercial. GET WITH IT SOMEHAT QUESTIONABLE FREE STREAM!
Damn, get that prostate checked.
That just did not look right on his release.
No Buc even close to it. Wtf
Gay kick just drifted off to the side like there was a fainting couch.
Hecker forget to adjust for the standard wide right that all kicks in FL apparently drift if left to their own devices
PRAISE SHANK’LOR
He’s never very busy during the night games, but I think he’s drunk during those games.
I believe thats called a Norwood
Well dial up is slow
So Trump is still leading in GA as far as you know?
Turn it off, maybe you won’t have to experience the next 20 years.
I met a group of insurance salesmen at the TGIFs at Hartsfeld in ATL during a layover about 15 or 20 years ago; they claimed that Norwood worked in their office and they still gave him shit about the missed kick, 12 or 15 years on.
Bobby Trees doing work-8 for 8. 100% catch rate.
Kickoffs are a stupid waste of time. Every kick goes thru the endzone.
I think the kicking-off team should get 1 point if the kicker puts the ball through the goalpost uprights. We could then have a possibility of a score of 1 to a kicking team that scores on the opening kickoff and nothing else during the game. I think I actually saw a kickoff go through the uprights somewhere yesterday.
Kind of like…a Rouge!
That term is taken. Get your own confusing word for a single point
Ok, then 15
-P. Sampras
One point through the upright, with an extra point earned for every upright and cross bar you hit. If you hit all three and go through, the game ends and you win.
/cums
–Cody Parkey
Suddenly all the suffering for 2020 makes perfect sense now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkC6H1885Xc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfuL2DU_Ekg
Living with two toddlers, and trying to watch Monday Night Football:
WCS as Lilly Von Schtupp
Benadryl will slow them down — or so I’ve heard
i quote this segment a lot and friends who I know for a fact saw classic Simpsons
i cannot reach the control panel!
the fact that these jokes will never NOT be funny is a testament to how idiotic his accident actually was
You down with JPP (Yeah you know me)
Who’s down with JPP (All the homies)
FIREWORKSCEPTION!
Man that make a wish foundation is working overtime for that poor nine fingered kid.
poor lad must have cancer as well
I almost blew my fingers off with the Turkish equivalent of an M-80 when I lived there back in the early 70’s. My ears rang and my hand was numb for 3 days. So I actually had a little empathy for JPP when he blew his fingers off.
However, I was a stupid 12 year old, he was a grown fucking man, which kind of takes a little edge off of the sympathy factor.
Man, if JPP is picking you off, you really need to think about your choices in life.
like the decision to handle your own fireworks?
Who would have thought JPP could pull off the fingertip grab?
WHO NEEDZ FINGERZ??????
i haven’t cared about this matchup clinched my fantasy game, and then was informed i was projected to clinch a playoff spot
That was impressive by Rammmmmit
Halftime.
You’re with me, Leather!
Good jerb Rammmmmmit!
I’m gonna laugh myself to death if the kicker doinks this one after all that
Dibs on Horatio’s beer basement
Dammit
Rammit
It is stocked right now, too.
Most of a case of Treehouse, a decent amount of Kent Falls, and few decent miscellaneous cans.
Naturally today I limited myself to one healthy gulp from the bottle of Old Grandad someone gave me when I turned 50 that I am trying to give an honorable death. That stuff is…not good.
I turned 30 in college, and my buddy gave me a bottle of Old Crow. Yeesh.
Ok, Loomer
We would have also accepted “his ass cheeks to hide the ‘supplement’ injection sites.”
AB is such a facking diva. Every time he makes a grab he’s gotta do some grand gesture.
You should have seen him when he finished the book of Matthew.
Now THIS is an offense that knows how to keep a psychopath happy
Every “lockdown corner” since peak Darrelle Revis can go and get fucked. I was told Ramsey v Evans was a run for my money. Balls.
Yes?
Ordered the scaled down charcutetie plate we usually do for thanksgiving. Half the fun is going into the store and trying new meats and cheeses, but sacrifices have to be made.
/First world problem
Was gonna go grab a pic of a starving Ethiopian kid to post in response to your comment, but it was too depressing and I opted out.
Get out of my head.
Just couldn’t go through with it.
I am terrible.
just had this conversation with the old lady over dinner. I said just get the pre-made platter form the store but she insisted on going to the local cheese shop and “making” own.
Oh fuck, turkey tetrazzini reference bringing me back to the college dining hall.
That was not a good meal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RZxbKvD1YQ
Do they even have turkeys in Italy? I spent a lot of time there in the early 00’s and don’t remember ever seeing it on the menu. I think turkey tetrazzini was invented by Swanson’s or Banquet.
I don’t remember seeing a Kona beer ad before. Mahalo indeed!
In Texas, someone would say “Mojado!?!? You calling me a wetback, motherfucker?!?”
We’ve had Kona for a while. Happy little friday.
This is the only Hawaiian beer I can remember, during the part of my youth I spent down the hill from Gumbygirl (Redlands). I don’t think they are around anymore.