TO THE GAMES!
Saints/Broncos:
Last week Kamara had no catches in a game for the first time in his career. That’s what happens when you play with a mobile qb that uses his wheels instead of dumping the ball when he’s under pressure. Still, Alvin will get some yards on the ground because Denver’s run D has fallen apart the last four weeks. Not sure how the other chipmunks will do though.
Niners/Rams:
Deebo is back and look for him to be deployed the same way he was last time-getting passes behind the line of scrimmage (his ADOT was -5) in space and letting him do his thing. His YAC average (smaller sample size) is 13.3, the next best is 6. The multi-headed Rams backfield may have someone emerging for the stretch run. Henderson led everyone in carries, yards and balls lugged inside the 10.
Chiefs/Bucs:
If you drafted Godwin as your WR1 this year you may have noticed his career lows in yards per target and catch. THANKS BRADY! Speaking of, he’s 0-11 on deep balls his last three games. Do you use CE-L here? Signs point to NO! He did get 51% of the snaps but gets pulled for Williams on third down because he can’t pass block yet. Also, Bell is still being added to the rotation and the Bucs are top 8 in defending the run.
Let’s do it again!
I have my doubts about the “double cheeseburger” concept applied to anything that isn’t a double cheeseburger. Probably due to being fed way, way too much Hamburger Helper as a kid.
How in the monkeyfuck does Romo see Team MRSA in the Owl? That’s THREE CONSECUTIVE HOME LOSSES TO DECENT OPPONENTS.
Because he has to suck off Brady. It’s in the standard announcers contract with all networks. See also Brees, Drew.
Brady must have heard what a dickhead he looked like not shaking hands
I had to start Antonio Brown in each league, yet I might edge out wins in both.
One MOAR first down thankfully ends this slurpfest. I’ve gone muted.
Nantz really working the Mahomes Brady circlejerk. Guessing Mahomes is more thinking about winning
Tony Romo’s “rugburn knees” performance today is making me hate him.
Santa Clara benefiting from all their players starting to return from IR! It’s like the starters are better than the third string guys or something 😛
WOO
what a strange fixture that were
Of course the line in this KC game is 3.5
You see why I hate betting the spread.
You’re not helpin me Hippo!
Unless one needs/wants a “shoulder devil” I have never been considered helpful
I forgot my phone when I went to the barn, so the happenings of the last three hours are a mystery to me! Let’s go see how embarrassing my fantasy team is!
You are giving Don T a run in Freezer Vodka lge.
Yeah, not nearly as bad as I was expecting! Although I’m kicking myself for not starting Logan Thomas on Thursday, and forgetting that the Bengals don’t have a QB. I meant to swap out Boyd for Deebo. So that’s almost 30 points for being flaky setting my lineup. Oh well.
This decision to start Kendall Hinton in my flex was a HUGE mistake, as the player he replaced was Latavius Murray.
Oh no I hope Tyreek Hill isn’t hurt!!!
He can get hurt NEXT week
Santa Clara SHOULD go for it here.
2nd and 30? NFL BLITZ!
PRAISE BLEERGH
That wasnt even 5 fingers to the head
Does a nubbin to the helmet hurt MOAR or LESS? One wonders.
ARM PUNT
Whoops.
Or, self-nut-kick.
The fact that situation comedies exist is one of the indicators of how fucking totally diseased our society is. Reality shows, too.
Bring back Better Off Ted!
Holy shit, that was a genius show.
Herman’s Head
I would like WKRP in syndication please.
“Another catch for Godwin.”
Hitler would have had twice as many catches by now!
Maybe in France, but not on the Eastern Front, pal.
—Josef Stalin
The Broncos did it! They got over 100 total yards!
What time did the Saints leave?
The middle of the third quarter.
Ppl don’t understand that Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer was an early attempt to make people more accepting of LGBTQ folks. 60 years on, it seems to have had some success, though not universally so.
I love the shots of Brady yelling at receivers & them knowing he’s now powerless to do anything about it.
Kinda Trumpian, eh?
Brady just needs to buy a nice golf cart and move to The Villages and punch out Biden supporters at this point.
LOL
In one money league I have Tyreek and I’m projected to win by ummm, 83 points.
Fuck me, CBS doesn’t even have another game to switch us to from this shitshow. Guess I’ll go see what is happening on Amazon Prime, Animal Planet, or Motor Trend.
Better than the shit show that’s on Fox.
I’m currently into season 2 of Deadwood.
Cocksuckers.
That show was so goddamn cocksucking good.
Goff has positive FF points now. Huzzah.
Can the Broncos crack 100 yards today?
NO
Question i have a beer that tastes like raisins and plums but its 9% alcohol. I don’t like the taste, so do I dump it for something I do like or finish it anyway?
Drink it until you like it
Not going to happen
Give it to your kids to get them to swear off adult alcohol consumption.
Kids are sooooo picky that I’m not sure what they would even drink. They ain’t touching beer,,let alone one that dad doesn’t lkke
Is that the Dogfish Head Raison d’etere?
Because if it is, go ahead and dump it; it is not going to get better.
Update:
Finished about 2/3 and then dumped the rest.
Jizziants are in first Jizzplace! [shakes Jizzhands]
Hippo me thinks your guys have given up
I don’t know what took them so long!
Well, so much for a face-saving cover.
I single handedly destroyed the largest calzone I’ve ever seen. I currently have no regrets.
That could change.
How cheesy was it?
Because that’s gonna make a huge difference.
Cheesy. Ricotta and mozzarella. Plus sausage, pepperoni and ham.
Isn’t a calzone just a pizza folded in half?
Yep. And this one was a large. What I like about this pizza place is they use chunks of real Italian sausage and not that bagged crumbled shit.
Regret may be kicking in now.
I’d start assembling reading material now. Maybe a couple of good crossword puzzles, too.
Ok, Tabula Raza, i went down a Flo rule 34 rabbit hole and now you need to see this too so I’m not the only one with it emblazoned into my eyeballs
Breaking up the link since I think Geico balls are NSFDFO
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Thank god I have USAA.
I miss Erin Esurance
The General recommends you ensure your back walls before he blows them out
I think I better take a miss for now, this Dept of Defense computer is smarter than me when it comes to reading people mail.
OK, went and looked on my phone. Not what I expected.
The South Park cutouts deserve a refund for this gane