Your Second Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

TO THE GAMES!

Saints/Broncos:

Last week Kamara had no catches in a game for the first time in his career. That’s what happens when you play with a mobile qb that uses his wheels instead of dumping the ball when he’s under pressure. Still, Alvin will get some yards on the ground because Denver’s run D has fallen apart the last four weeks. Not sure how the other chipmunks will do though.

Niners/Rams:

Deebo is back and look for him to be deployed the same way he was last time-getting passes behind the line of scrimmage (his ADOT was -5) in space and letting him do his thing. His YAC average (smaller sample size) is 13.3, the next best is 6. The multi-headed Rams backfield may have someone emerging for the stretch run. Henderson led everyone in carries, yards and balls lugged inside the 10.

Chiefs/Bucs:

If you drafted Godwin as your WR1 this year you may have noticed his career lows in yards per target and catch. THANKS BRADY! Speaking of, he’s 0-11 on deep balls his last three games. Do you use CE-L here? Signs point to NO! He did get 51% of the snaps but gets pulled for Williams on third down because he can’t pass block yet. Also, Bell is still being added to the rotation and the Bucs are top 8 in defending the run.

Let’s do it again!

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Petronel

I have my doubts about the “double cheeseburger” concept applied to anything that isn’t a double cheeseburger. Probably due to being fed way, way too much Hamburger Helper as a kid.

King Hippo

How in the monkeyfuck does Romo see Team MRSA in the Owl? That’s THREE CONSECUTIVE HOME LOSSES TO DECENT OPPONENTS.

Horatio Cornblower

Because he has to suck off Brady. It’s in the standard announcers contract with all networks. See also Brees, Drew.

Recovery Whiskey

Brady must have heard what a dickhead he looked like not shaking hands

King Hippo

I had to start Antonio Brown in each league, yet I might edge out wins in both.

King Hippo

One MOAR first down thankfully ends this slurpfest. I’ve gone muted.

Recovery Whiskey

Nantz really working the Mahomes Brady circlejerk. Guessing Mahomes is more thinking about winning

King Hippo

Tony Romo’s “rugburn knees” performance today is making me hate him.

Doktor Zymm

Santa Clara benefiting from all their players starting to return from IR! It’s like the starters are better than the third string guys or something 😛

Petronel

WOO

King Hippo

what a strange fixture that were

litre_cola

Of course the line in this KC game is 3.5

King Hippo

You see why I hate betting the spread.

litre_cola

You’re not helpin me Hippo!

King Hippo

Unless one needs/wants a “shoulder devil” I have never been considered helpful

Doktor Zymm

I forgot my phone when I went to the barn, so the happenings of the last three hours are a mystery to me! Let’s go see how embarrassing my fantasy team is!

litre_cola

You are giving Don T a run in Freezer Vodka lge.

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, not nearly as bad as I was expecting! Although I’m kicking myself for not starting Logan Thomas on Thursday, and forgetting that the Bengals don’t have a QB. I meant to swap out Boyd for Deebo. So that’s almost 30 points for being flaky setting my lineup. Oh well.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This decision to start Kendall Hinton in my flex was a HUGE mistake, as the player he replaced was Latavius Murray.

Last edited 3 years ago by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Bloody Lethal

Oh no I hope Tyreek Hill isn’t hurt!!!

King Hippo

He can get hurt NEXT week

King Hippo

Santa Clara SHOULD go for it here.

WCS

2nd and 30? NFL BLITZ!

WCS

PRAISE BLEERGH

Recovery Whiskey

That wasnt even 5 fingers to the head

King Hippo

Does a nubbin to the helmet hurt MOAR or LESS? One wonders.

WCS

ARM PUNT

WCS

Whoops.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Or, self-nut-kick.

Viva La Tabula Raza

The fact that situation comedies exist is one of the indicators of how fucking totally diseased our society is. Reality shows, too.

hippofant

Bring back Better Off Ted!

King Hippo

Holy shit, that was a genius show.

clint greasewood

Herman’s Head

litre_cola

I would like WKRP in syndication please.

Horatio Cornblower

“Another catch for Godwin.”

Hitler would have had twice as many catches by now!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Maybe in France, but not on the Eastern Front, pal.
—Josef Stalin

JimU

The Broncos did it! They got over 100 total yards!

Horatio Cornblower

What time did the Saints leave?

JimU

The middle of the third quarter.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Ppl don’t understand that Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer was an early attempt to make people more accepting of LGBTQ folks. 60 years on, it seems to have had some success, though not universally so.

Last edited 3 years ago by Viva La Tabula Raza
Beerguyrob

I love the shots of Brady yelling at receivers & them knowing he’s now powerless to do anything about it.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Kinda Trumpian, eh?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Brady just needs to buy a nice golf cart and move to The Villages and punch out Biden supporters at this point.

rockingdog

LOL

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fuck me, CBS doesn’t even have another game to switch us to from this shitshow. Guess I’ll go see what is happening on Amazon Prime, Animal Planet, or Motor Trend.

JimU

Better than the shit show that’s on Fox.

yeah right

I’m currently into season 2 of Deadwood.

Cocksuckers.

Horatio Cornblower

That show was so goddamn cocksucking good.

litre_cola

Goff has positive FF points now. Huzzah.

JimU

Can the Broncos crack 100 yards today?

Game Time Decision

NO

Last edited 3 years ago by Game Time Decision
Game Time Decision

Question i have a beer that tastes like raisins and plums but its 9% alcohol. I don’t like the taste, so do I dump it for something I do like or finish it anyway?

Mother Puncher

Drink it until you like it

Game Time Decision

Not going to happen

Viva La Tabula Raza

Give it to your kids to get them to swear off adult alcohol consumption.

Game Time Decision

Kids are sooooo picky that I’m not sure what they would even drink. They ain’t touching beer,,let alone one that dad doesn’t lkke

Horatio Cornblower

Is that the Dogfish Head Raison d’etere?

Because if it is, go ahead and dump it; it is not going to get better.

Game Time Decision

Update:
Finished about 2/3 and then dumped the rest.

WCS

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litre_cola

Hippo me thinks your guys have given up

King Hippo

I don’t know what took them so long!

King Hippo

Well, so much for a face-saving cover.

yeah right

I single handedly destroyed the largest calzone I’ve ever seen. I currently have no regrets.

That could change.

Horatio Cornblower

How cheesy was it?

Because that’s gonna make a huge difference.

yeah right

Cheesy. Ricotta and mozzarella. Plus sausage, pepperoni and ham.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Isn’t a calzone just a pizza folded in half?

yeah right

Yep. And this one was a large. What I like about this pizza place is they use chunks of real Italian sausage and not that bagged crumbled shit.

Regret may be kicking in now.

Horatio Cornblower

I’d start assembling reading material now. Maybe a couple of good crossword puzzles, too.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ok, Tabula Raza, i went down a Flo rule 34 rabbit hole and now you need to see this too so I’m not the only one with it emblazoned into my eyeballs

Breaking up the link since I think Geico balls are NSFDFO

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Horatio Cornblower

Thank god I have USAA.

Dunstan

I miss Erin Esurance

Gatoraids

The General recommends you ensure your back walls before he blows them out

Viva La Tabula Raza

I think I better take a miss for now, this Dept of Defense computer is smarter than me when it comes to reading people mail.

Viva La Tabula Raza

OK, went and looked on my phone. Not what I expected.

Gatoraids

The South Park cutouts deserve a refund for this gane