TO THE GAMES!
Saints/Broncos:
Last week Kamara had no catches in a game for the first time in his career. That’s what happens when you play with a mobile qb that uses his wheels instead of dumping the ball when he’s under pressure. Still, Alvin will get some yards on the ground because Denver’s run D has fallen apart the last four weeks. Not sure how the other chipmunks will do though.
Niners/Rams:
Deebo is back and look for him to be deployed the same way he was last time-getting passes behind the line of scrimmage (his ADOT was -5) in space and letting him do his thing. His YAC average (smaller sample size) is 13.3, the next best is 6. The multi-headed Rams backfield may have someone emerging for the stretch run. Henderson led everyone in carries, yards and balls lugged inside the 10.
Chiefs/Bucs:
If you drafted Godwin as your WR1 this year you may have noticed his career lows in yards per target and catch. THANKS BRADY! Speaking of, he’s 0-11 on deep balls his last three games. Do you use CE-L here? Signs point to NO! He did get 51% of the snaps but gets pulled for Williams on third down because he can’t pass block yet. Also, Bell is still being added to the rotation and the Bucs are top 8 in defending the run.
Let’s do it again!
I’d be happy either way, but I guess just because I am old, I’d rather sequester Flo than Lily. If I was forced to choose.
That mashup has to exist, rule 34 and all
Oh did I mention I’m going up against Nola’s defense?
“So did I. Worked out well for me.” — Katrina
Can you imagine the conversations of these COs after listening to Michael Thomas discuss criminal justice reform?
If I were a fly on that wall, I’m sure I’d have been introduced to five words worse than the N-word.
I like how, for Cowboys /Ravens, CBS shows a split screen with Lamar Jackson / the DAL star.
I have no idea why anyone outside DAL would be a fan of that team.
Whaddaya mean? They’re AMERICA’S TEAM.
Still bragging about 30 year old achievements while being full of problems today … checks out
Feeling triggered here. Not about the achievements 30 years ago, just the being full of problems today.
And currently have a chief executive who is a crazy amoral old man.
Are you talking about Cowboys or USA?
Yes
California rocking with
this 49ers vs Rammit game
Bow wow!
Old Tom Brady shares a lot of traits (championships mostly) with Old Tim Duncan, except Old Tim Duncan was/is likeable.
This SF v RAMMIT game is shit.
I want even moar derp in broncos-saints
All Rise probably seems like a good show to people who are objectively dumb.
It would be more fun if it were a courtroom-themed baking show.
Witness: “Your Honor, Mr. Gordon Ramsay was definitely yelling at the top of his lungs while my souffle was in the oven.”
I hope the Bucs realize finally that it’s not all “Hi Fiddle Dee Dee, the pirate’s life for me,” and they are more likely to experience Rum, Sodomy, and The Lash under Super Tom.
It’s like you just lit the Buddy Cole batsignal…
Second-hand anxiety incoming…
https://twitter.com/rvacchianosny/status/1333162392197455885?s=21
Why wouldn’t a HC just admit he took the reigns? That’s his responsibility.
“I like it when a coach takes the reins” — J. Elway
There’s an historical comparison to be made here-
“I did not re-arrange the deck chairs after we hit the iceberg!”
-Adam Gase, Captain of The Titanic
Why the hell hasn’t DFO done more with Capital One cafes?
Goffed it up
If Tom Brady is so great, why is TB being slaughtered?
Penciling in the Jets for their first win of the season next week.
Does Gase still have a job?
If Those are truly My Raiders he’ll get canned tomorrow and the Jets will rally around the new guy.
The new guy…
I drove by as the buses were pulling out on Friday. There were only about four people standing across the street and seeing the team off. Now, how can the Raiders win with that little fan support?
I don’t think Patrick Mahomes is human. He has to be a Terminator
…and that happens.
My little bro got his pilots license and took me up today. I think i would like to follow suit.
Do it! I have one and it’s one the best decisions I ever made and also one of the dustiest things I currently own.
I just want the kid to complete one pass to someone on his team.
Starting that Denver QB in a WR slot is turning out to be a lot less fun than I thought it would.
Agreed
“It’s a lot like your daddy taking your T-Bird away, when you think about it.”
-The Beach Boys
Gawd, Does CBS even have something competitive they can throw us to at some point?
Cheeze Whiz on celery sticks, egg salad on white bread, Habitant pea soup with crackers… all the flavours of my Northern Ontario youth in one glorious meal.
Dessert recommendation:
The Sumptuous History of the Thunder Bay Persian Roll (foodnetwork.ca)
I’m not prejudiced but I hate Persians from Thunder Bay!
Best eligible passer on Donks’ active roster is clearly Brandon McManus, but he’s team MVP and too important to risk.
I know that it is River’s gig, but Brady is really starting to look like Marmalard from Animal House. Or was it Niedermeyer?
found a funny:
This Saints-Broncos game is a poor man’s Army-Navy game.
I can’t wait for Space Force Academy to start playing NCAA FB.
They’re going to play their home games on the moon!
That’s gonna be more of a pain in the ass than playing the UH (formerly Rainbow) Warriors.
dude
really gotta throw it to WR Mike Thomas
he is rite there!!!!
I am surprised N’Awlins isn’t just punting on 1st down. Game’s over without a defensive score.
203 yards and its only the 1st Qtr.
Am I a bad person for wishing that Tyreek Hill had broken his neck on that little flip into the end zone?
No. No I am not. I fact, those kinds of wishes are what make me a GOOD person.
Hope this KC/TB game turns into a Rodney King-like beatdown and we don’t have to watch any more nationally televised TB games for the rest of the season just because TB is playing at TB.
Coked-Up RedZone Guy mentioned how bad MRSA Dreamboat has been on deep throws, so I’m assuming he’ll be fired by the morning.
First FOX News and now CURZG? What’s with the recent dose of reality?
Tears FOAR Fears tried to warn us it was a Mad World…
And predicted the current WH occupant with Everybody Wants To Rule the World.
You mean RZ guy gets fired, not Brady, amirite?
oh yeah, there’s no “ignorance defense” to disregarding The Shield’s Narrative Memoranda
Live look at Denver
Scotchy called it CEH is getting fuck all.
I had him benched for Perine, but then Gio was a surprise active. GUH
Oh how I laughed. Tyreek rubbing their noses in it.
Even as a lifelong P*ts fan, I really find it hard to hate on post-NFL-career Peyton Manning. He was even pretty funny off the field during his active career.
The SNL United Way sketch is amazing and I will laugh at that any time
Fair but also fuck Peyton Manning with his own ballsack in a wood chipper
Browns 8-3
Let that sink in.
It’s 2020 – everything’s off kilter, but it’s OK, because the playoffs are after 2021 hits, so who knows how they’ll get taint-punted by the football gods…maybe their plane pulls a MH370 and disappears into the ether, or … the stadium collapses … The opportunities for derpage are limitless
I’m getting a Bengals vibe from them. My vote is for them to Super Saiyan Derp in the Playoffs.
It’s 2020…so Superb Owl Victory with a 2-0 final score.
Insurmountable Lead against Old Man Brady.
As much a piece of shit as Tyreek is? I’d buy him a beer before I’d shake MRSA Dreamboat’s hand.
Only proud moment of 2020 – I subbed out Donks WOO placement kicker at like 12:55 EST. The sub I selected put up 21 points!
Really surprised Kroenke’s team hasn’t made some kind of exclusive marketing deal with the truck company formerly known as Dodge.
Donks/Saints will end before 6:30 EST
“Everybody go long.”
—Donks QB of the moment.
Running clock and no extra time?
I would have bitten your hand off for a nil-nil Draw.
Gsmblor hsd not been kind to me today.
I too lay before her a beaten man.
I am my usual prolific, inconsistent self. HAIL GAMBLOR.
/at least I had the sense to quit after my reckless Wolves HT bet sucked out
Gamblor, too.
I swear Im not drunk. Have a passed out toddler on me making it hard to type
I’m grateful that Brady took the P*ts to 9 SBs, but that doesn’t mean I want to watch him do his pathetic Namath/Montana/Favre retirement tour. Just move to Florida like most retiring New Englanders and get the fuck out of my face.
All these media orgasms over MRSA Dreamboat, and Tampa is exactly the same goddamned team they were under Rapey Jameis last season.
Ah, but GRONK!
And the bible study masterbator!
Let he who has a free hand cast the first stone.
Or beat the first meat.
This one’s gonna be on Mike Evans.
/Romo drinks the Narrative FlavoUred Kool-Aid
Ugh, the fucking Rams. I’m going to go take a nap. Or a bath. Or a nap IN the bath.
The Dolores O’Riordan
I need a lot more drugs for that!
AKA The Whitney Houston. Or the Bobbi Kristina.
That family really needs to learn how to take a shower.
Taysom Hill and Kendall Winston in a 3 and outkakke
Oh they went for it and the Broncos fell for the hard snap from Mr Magic Underwear. I’m sure the offense appreciate making their seventh string QB’s jobs even harder.
Hippo haz a sad
I mean, a puppy dies every time sommet keeps the Donks offense off the field.
I guess this is one of those Passing of the Torch games that is being stuffed down our throuats.
As soon as Mahomes learns to bitch out his teammates whenever he fucks up, like a REAL LEADER OF MEN.
The torch will be fully passed when Mahomes’ teammates leave him hanging on sideine high five attempts.
Guess it really is an insurmountable lead down at Megatron’s Butthole.
You saw how well-liked Gruden is in the coaching profession, when ATL kicked a 54-yard FG, up 40-6.
THESE OTHER GUYS, I CALL THEM SMALL-MINDED REVENGE FUCKS! I WILL MAKE SURE I COUGH ON THEM AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY!!!
—Jon Gruden
—Don Trump
oh, guarantee that the former voted for the latter
I need the Bucs to score like 50. Started RoJo, Gronk, and Evans
Nice to see a Gay back on the RRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! roster
— B. Walsh
Why isn’t the Broncos game on every channel in every region?
For the same reason that they don’t televise the Special Olympics.
The Onion’s finest: “Special Olympics T-Ball Stand Pitches Perfect Game”
oh God, I laughed so hard I thought I’d have a Kubiak
Oh, we’re all going to Hell for that joke!