Everyone getting ready for some fantasy football playoff action this week? Me too! You know, I had an autodrafted squad and didn’t even touch the roster until week 2 but I locked up a postseason spot last week actually and —
Anyways, I didn’t catch a lick of football this weekend so you’ll have to HippoTalk for any thoughts on, you know, the NFL. For me, I’m a little sick, a lot of tired, and just really phoning this in. So, yeah, I guess you could go ahead and call me Carson Wentz — except Nick Foles has never won me a Super Bowl.
Anyways, you can find your Week 14 Quotables submissions below.
“:: Maniacal Laughter:: “
– L. Christmas
I’d say “Look at all this cannon fodder,” but the truth is these wannabe Pattons will get a lot of young enlisted soldiers killed because of their poor decisions.
♫♫ Fat Humps, Fat Humps, My gravy has no lumps. Fat Humps Fat Humps Fat Humps ♫♫
?solid. solid like a rockXCUSEME solid. solid like a…?
Answer her: am I wearing clean underwear? See!
Balls thinks these guys talk politics too much
Petting someone on the head in a “good boy” fashion? Seems like a Jerry Richardson move.
*Pete Townshend files trademark infringement lawsuit.*
Breaking News: 3/4ths of the teams in the NFC North have petitioned the league to allow them to designate Aaron Rodgers as “Permanent QB” in the remaining conference games.
Why is it if you were to add the Team with No Name to the Team with No City you would still get a Team with No Playoff Chances?
I think this is called “Catching the Whoa-vid”
“Great things happen in Glendale!”
–Nobody
“Dan Snyder won’t pay for unlimited data”
HAND UP, PLEASE SHOOT!
/Marvin Harrison cocks gun
“Back in my day, we had standards. The ref is right there — throw the flag!”
— H. McCringleberry, Penn State 2012
Sorry to be crude with this submission. It’s real low-hanging fruit…a dingleberry, if you will.
/sphincter flies open
“Ah yes, this Michael Flynn Clone Army will easily crush the #succession/#mashalllaw rebellion.”
-Empress K. Harris (Feb 1, 2021)
This is so good.
Is this Gritty’s love child from that one spring break in Ft Lauderdale?
(play music in the background)
NFL Flims- The Equalizer – YouTube
“Lamar Jackson valiantly takes the Browns to the Super Bowl.” – Ghost of John Facenda
Man, I NEVAR had this little problem when I had access to the Senate cafeteria THANKS OBAMA!!!1111
Oh! That’s what he meant by saying “Be back after dropping crab pots in Baltimore Harbor!”
These whipper snappers with their Snap Tok dances and Tik Chat memes. Git off my lawn
The door was closer to containing Lamar then the Browns.
Today we honour our tributes to COVID
“Welcome to Miami, where the fans are enjoying the ‘Body Fat Percentage Jersey’ giveaway, sponsored by Papa John’s and Crisco.”
Rookies nowadays are responsible for providing the head coach with enthusiastic directions to the nearest Hometown Buffet.
Yakety Sax, Sad Trombone and the Price Is Right Loser Horn all fight for the honor of NOT being used in this clip.
I’m kinda surprised they even made it to the LOS
♫♫ “I’m a little gravy boat, short and stout!” ♫♫
“Gravy, you say?” — A. Reid
He did it all for the dookie
I CALL THIS COVID CHARLIE BECAUSE IT’S GONNA WIPE OUT MORE YOUNG SOLDIERS THAN THE VIET CONG!
This must be that rare “Hilton with a bunch of black guys” video where Paris isn’t cum-engulfed.
She’s from Canada, you wouldn’t know her.
Wait, you mean you can actually see them when you talk to them? – Manti T.
I cam here to make a Lenay Kukua joke. Glad to see it taken care of.
Damn! You almost scared the shit out of me!
This is brilliant
“I cannot have anyone on this team show more competence than I possess – get rid of them!” – D. Snyder
Toady: “But, Supreme Leader Snyder, they’re the other team…”
D. Snyder: “I SAID GET RID OF THEM! EXECUTE ORDER 66!”