Jurgen Klopp is a whingy baby-man, and his tears bring joy to the masses.  I may never live to see another day that blissful, so I’mma wallow like a pig in shit.

But, time marches on.  We have a straight quadrupleheader today, so let’s dig in.

First, Fronk’s Hammers invade the Etihad to take on The Broom and Palz (7:30, NBCSN).  City have been an absolute wrecking ball for weeks now…but somehow, so have David Moyes’ bunch?  I sense an absolute barnburner coming.  Well worth setting one’s alarm.  West Ham have NEVAR qualified for Shempions (or its predecessors in interest).

Trashbirds on Trashbirds is next (10:00, NBCSN), and again…you know what sins you have committed to deserve this fate.  Fat Sam is 100% taking the Brummies down, a fitting end to his “distinguished” “career.”  Eat all the ass, you mongoloid pigfucker.

Why is the Spotlight Dance (12:30) on Peacock?  Is it already the goddamned Olympics or sommet?  Villa and Leeds are even a pretty interesting tie, FFS.  I find myself watching Leeds MOAR than any other non-Toffee side.  Their football is flat-out bonkers.  Reminder – Jack Grealish is a cunt.

Wolves at Barcods (3:00, Peacock) end your Lesser Sabado, and if God has started watching sportsball again – then surely Newcastle go down, and then to League One is swift succession.

Get up bright and early once more, because we have some Mighty Whitey to get into 17th.  Oh, and Chelski/United a bit later on.  No Everton fix until Monday, though.  I can wait.  We won at Anfield!!!!