Your “Turning Dollars Into Different Dollars” Thursday Evening Open Thread

NFL Noise:

  • So the salary cap for 2021 is $182.5 million.
    • That is a $15.7 million decrease from the 2020 cap of $198.2 million. 
      • Since it had risen on average $10 million per year per year, teams went into the 2020 season basing their signings on an estimated $210 million cap for 2021.
    • This is going to cause some needed negotiations in future between the owners and the owners & union.
      • Like the long-rumoured QB exception to the cap.
      • Also, this likely affects long-term planning, as most deals signed this year will be one-and-done’s, so the player can cash in next year if the cap rises.
    • According to Spotrac, there are (as of today) eight teams over the cap.
      • The worst-off are the Rams (+ $32.1 million) and the Saints (+ $29.7 million)
      • The best positioned teams are the Jags, Jets & Patriots, who each have $70 million in cap space.
    • Free agency officially starts at 4:00pm ET next Wednesday, but the “legal tampering” period begins on Monday.
      • The best perspective on this?

  • More proof the new league year starts next week? Salary cap cuts & adjustments!
    • The Chiefs released Patrick Mahomes’ starting OTs, Eric Fisher & Mitchell Schwartz.
      • It saves them a combined $18.3 million against the cap while costing just $3 million.
      • With Laurent Duvernay-Tardif also on leave, it means Patrick Mahomes is soon going to find out how DangeRuss a high-value contract can be on the team around you.
    • The Saints released veteran CB Janoris Jenkins.
      • The math on this is almost Bonilla-like:
        • He was owed $11.2 million this year, with a cap hit of $14.2 million.
          • Cutting him before March 17 – League-year start – saves the Saints $7 million on the salary cap with $7.2 million as a dead-money hit.
        • He was also owed a $1.2 million fully guaranteed roster bonus.
          • Before releasing him, the Saints turned it into a signing bonus and spread it out over two years, saving them an additional $600,000 against the cap.
    • The Panthers restructured the deals of RB Christian McCaffrey and LB Shaq Thompson, saving themselves $11 million against the cap.
      • They saved $5.6 million in space on McCaffrey by converting his 2021 base salary of just over $8 million into signing bonus.
      • They saved $6.126 million on Thompson by reducing Thompson’s base salary of just over $10 million in 2021 to the league minimum of $990,000 for a player with at least four years in the league, and converted the rest to a signing bonus.
        • It’s a trick the Patriots used with Tom Brady for over a decade.

Finally, as proof that all sports media is HYPE and PAGEVIEWS, you have the Houston Texans.

  • nfl.com – Deshaun Watson is our starting quarterback, for now
  • pft.com – Deshaun Watson is available for trade
  • espn.com – Deshaun Watson is our starting quarterback

All of these positions come from the same podcast interview new head coach David Culley gave to Jim Trotter. It’s a refreshing break from the “WHERE’S RUSSELL WILSON GOING?” noise, until the two storms of bullshit merge & become a superstorm. Likely, just before the draft.

Remember kids – being able to sift through all the bullshit is half the battle. The other half?


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • Pittsburgh vs. Buffalo – 7:30pm | Sportsnet
  • NBA:
    • Boston vs Brooklyn – 7:30pm | TNT / Sportsnet1
    • Atlanta vs Toronto – 7:30pm | TSN5
    • Golden State vs LA Clippers – 10:00pm | TNT / Sportsnet1
  • NCAA:
    • AAC First Round: East Carolina vs. UCF – 7:00pm | ESPNU
    • Big East Quarterfinal: DePaul vs. UConn – 9:00pm | FS1
    • Texas Tech at Texas – 9:30PM | ESPN2
    • Pac-12 First Round: California vs. Colorado – 11:30pm | ESPN

There aren’t enough words to use at how crushed we all are that Duke got Corona’d out of the ACC tournament. I know Seamus is looking up and smiling.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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ballsofsteelandfury

We absolutely need sexy pics for Sexy Friday:
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Viva La Tabula Raza

I guess the “https only, no http” rule is still in effect.

ballsofsteelandfury

Apparently so…
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Viva La Tabula Raza

Taco Bell came out with a sauce called Diablo, hotter than Fire. I could handle the Fire, but the Diablo is too hot for me.

Mr. Ayo

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ballsofsteelandfury

My man!!

Mr. Ayo

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m fucking exhausted

Don T

These folks are heroes
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Sharkbait

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Dunstan

“We’ve been invading your privacy for your own good!”

Sharkbait

It does beg the question of air rights over ones property. Do they own it or can the police fly a drone in there like they were doing a drive by?

Don T

The Po-Po would claim plain view. I would bang on the table that if a cop in a patrol car cannot see it, warrant or fire away.

Sharkbait

I’m no legal expert, but claiming plain view by flying a camera over your property is a giant fucking stretch of a legal argument

Don T

I’ve heard worse. From juvie court judges.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Send ’em to me, I’ll get ’em straightened out.” – Marc Trestman

Horatio Cornblower

There’s case law on it. I don’t have much reason to look at it these days but from what I recall of law school (not much, other than hating it with every fiber of my being) if it can’t be seen from the street it was off limits without a warrant. I’m not certain what air rights would do, but I do know there was a case where the police used a heat detector on some sort of drone to pick up evidence of a marijuana operation in a greenhouse, and that got tossed because they had essentially “broken into” the greenhouse without a warrant.

Would that holding remain in today’s Supreme Court. HAHAHA. Oh dear god, no.

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Don T

You know… If ya wanna knock down a drone, perhaps MAYBE you might wanna wear a mask. Hell, it’s been trending for a year now.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“They’re right, we should stop throwing bottles. The glass might break and some kid could get hurt.” – Wayne Hill resident, refilling an empty Bud Light can with water and standing with a cocked throwing arm.

Don T

Things I would throw at a drone:
-an iron
-hammer
-metal coffeemaker
-sculpture my neighbor gave me
-rocks (I like the classics; sorry)

Game Time Decision

And week’s draft topic is chosen

Horatio Cornblower

Duly noted.

Game Time Decision

I wonder how many hurt themselves trying to knock them down?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Depends on how far they had to move laterally to make the throw. These a purely pocket passers we are looking at here.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The one guy is doing a pretty solid Jared Lorenzen impression.

rockingdog
rockingdog

LOL So inspiring
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Dunstan

They’re just big fans of Blue Rodeo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkMaBy6EX0w

Dunstan

After a long hiatus, I have returned to Football Manager. My club, the preseason betting favorite for relegation, is currently sitting in a promotion spot. The fans and the board love me, my players are happy, and I even have payroll space to add some talent during the next window.

This will not last, of course. My luck will run out, I will suffer a serious injury or two, we will go on a losing streak which makes the players grumpy and lead to more losing, and the board will fire me. This is inevitable. But for now, I just want to take the opportunity to get the cliches out of my system:

“Nobody believed in us, but we’ve come together as a club and are proving the so-called ‘experts’ wrong. There’s a lot of character in that room, and people underestimate us at their peril.”

Sharkbait

I need to try Football Manager again.

litre_cola

I think I still have it on this here comp. Old version though.

Sharkbait

I’m still in FIFA 20. I have Brighton at the top of the table with 5 games left and a 3 point lead on City.

litre_cola

They are allowed to win there, just not in the Prem the rest of the way.

King Hippo

I am very proud you got them to buck up their ideas.

Don T

Excluding QBs from the cap… I don’t like that idea. An overpaid starting QB sinking any of 31 teams by play and cap could be very VERY enjoyable. The downside is that double failure, would give more ammo to QB Wins stans. To be clear: it’s the most overvalued “stat” after win probability. Just complete horseshit.

Gumbygirl

You go right ahead and brag on yourself, Uncle Joe. You’re doing a bang up job!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He is! Just wait until this summer when he throws out the first pitch at a fully attended baseball game.

herodotus450

When you realize his full name is actually “Robert Ryan” it really makes you wonder how anybody believed it at all.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Don T

It just oozes whimsy.

herodotus450

A close third behind Jonah and Andrew.

Don T

Not ALL sports media is hype and page views, Rob. You’re tops.
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Viva La Tabula Raza

The hood ornament singing the Pet Shop Boys song in that Allstate ad really creeps me the fuck out.

Gumbygirl

Yes. And she can’t carry a tune. Bitch.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Probably the result of having no lungs, windpipe, or voicebox.

Gumbygirl

Then she should just shut the fuck up!

Viva La Tabula Raza

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ArmedandHammered

Excellent book, even if the author is a narcissistic asshole.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yeah, asshole is the right descriptor. I don’t even know if he’s still alive. *check* Nope, died in 2018, age 84.

ArmedandHammered

But the man could certainly write, I will give him that.

scotchnaut

/Correction

Seamus is not looking up, he’s actually looking down*

*at the cleavage of, well, any woman that happens to be wearing a V-Neck top of any kind

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TheRevanchist

I’ll just wear a v-neck and smoosh my mewbs together. That’ll make him… uh… confused, but maybe slightly happy?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Guess it depends on how hairy your chest is…

Gumbygirl

Even Mrs. Choksondik? Yes. Yes he would.

https://images.app.goo.gl/wdFx2dwnJeABJVN58

Viva La Tabula Raza

What is the size limit on up-skirt mirrors you can glue to your shoes in the afterlife, I wonder.

scotchnaut

Then you and I must agree to disagree.

TheRevanchist

Mahomes is only making ~22.8 million this coming season. His big paydays are still to come in future seasons. I’m nervous about what KC is going to do for the near future in terms of protection. We saw how he was running around like Benny Hill at the end of an episode during the SB.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I wonder what his payday is for the insurance ads.

herodotus450

So the salary cap for 2021 is $182.5 million.

I just assumed that this was referring to the NHL at first and got a very large hard ok fine painful erection.

litre_cola

Round 2 vs the Leaves tonight. Ice Bombers matchup pretty nice but will only go as far as Hellebucyk will take them.

litre_cola

Love the three different opinions on the same interview!