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#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Round of 64 Thread The First

King Hippo

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These games would ordinarily be Thursday-Friday, but they apparently needed an extra day to Lysol down Greater Indianapolis.  I get it.  Plus, I had too much work bullshit yesterday, so it all worked out fine.  THANKS, Diamond Joe!

10S Virginia Tech (pick ’em) v. 7S Florida (12:15, CBS)

I want to say that maybe Butler upset the Gators in a distant-memory NCAAT, so maybe Hinkle Fieldhouse will be a jinx?  The Forcibly Non-Gendered Turkex need all the help they can get.  For the ACC was liquid ass, you see.

14S Colgate (+8.5) v. 3S Arkansas (12:45, truTV)

Near-Ivy League against the school that gave us a President called “Bubba.”  Cultures, they can clash.

16MW Drexel (+22.5) v. 1MW Illinois (1:15, TBS)

You remember that really awful kids’ show Dragon Tales?  I always pretended those kids were Satan worshippers, summoning daemons.  Not enough daemons in any realm to help Drexel past the Illini, though.

11S Team Secular Big Love State (+4) v. 6S Guns Up!! (1:45, TNT)

America’s favoUrite “bunny boiling crazy” banner pic is back, baby!  This should be a pretty good game, too.

15S Oral Doesn’t Count (+16) v. 2S tOSU (3:00, CBS)

That’s right, harlots.  Suck your man dry and take no action in pursuit of your own pleasure.  Or it’s down to hayellll yew goes.

16S Hartford (+25.5) v. 1S Bay-Bay (3:30, truTV)

Wait, the Whalers changed sports?  And became a university??  Fuck, this is a weird ass timeline.

9MW Georgia Tech (+5.5) v. 8MW Loyola-Chi**** (4:00, TBS)

America’s FavoUrite Nun is still kicking it at 101.  Will the Bees kill her ded?  Do they REALLY want that on their conscience??

12MW Oregon State (+8.5) v. 5MW Tennessee (4:30, TNT)

Niiiiiiiccccccce Beaver!! won the Pac-12 torneo, and have that “we’re just happy to be here” vibe.  But you know better than to bet on Rick Barnes in March…dontcha??  Too late to change your bracket now, fuckadoos.

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SonOfSpam

“Miss 2 free throws and give up a 3” is not the way to seal a win, Florida.

MADNESS HAS MADDENINGED

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Spur

Kick his ass Kong!

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litre_cola

Are there any power forwards that, gasp, play football that I should be getting ready for the ensuing slobberfest?

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Spur

oops wrong thread

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scotchnaut

Damn, will miss the rest of the game because I have to pick up my son. Or-hear me out on this-I could leave him on the side of the highway and he could hitchhike home.

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litre_cola

I mean what could go wrong in the middle of the bush in Northern Ontario?

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LemonJello

If I only had a loonie for every time I asked myself that very question.

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Senor Weaselo

But then you’d have to murder him… decisions, decisions.

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Spur

#15 for Colgate oozes his way to the basket

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Sharkbait

Once he’s out he’s impossible to put back in

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scotchnaut

Rumor has it the Colgate coach used “Paul Revere’s Ride” to inspire his team at halftime. Particularly stirring was the line, “One if by land, two if bicuspid”.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Kind of triggers me a little bit to see that iphone ad the day after I dropped mine and put a little crack in the screen.

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litre_cola

Just answered a Teams call from my boss, had to move the glass of red before accepting. Close one.

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Sharkbait

Thats some good thinking

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scotchnaut

What, this? I was drinking the blood of my enemies, sheesh!

/keep this one in mind when you do get caught

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“A tradition unlike any other” doesn’t necessarily imply it’s a good thing. Like, me and a few friends sacrifice a virgin every year so our gardens will produce well and the virgins don’t seem to think it’s a great tradition at all.

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LemonJello

Aren’t you in California? Where do you find virgins? Are they imported?

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Spur

There’s a robust LARPer community in Temecula

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Viva La Tabula Raza

He didn’t specify that they are human virgins.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s about a twenty minute drive to Caltech; they aren’t hard to find.

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scotchnaut

Colgate retakes the lead. That’s refreshing!

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litre_cola

ToothpasteDog agrees!

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Spur

Colgate Coach “If you cant see the stains on their teeth, you’re too far away on the guy your defending”.

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scotchnaut

Colin Castleton is the name of a guy that will have a successful real estate business, three kids, a nice home and will throw it all away by banging the babysitter.

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Spur

I’ve seen documentaries about that online, the wife usually joins in for a threesome.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Is that the one where the babysitter gets her head stuck in the washing machine? Why is she doing laundry anyways, that’s not her job.

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Spur

Utah State is going to give Tumbleweed Tech as kinds of issues. if there is an upset today, its going to be Utah State.

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SonOfSpam

Couldn’t be more of a tool.

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Sharkbait

Tools are at least useful.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“No, no, is useful!” – Vlad P., Moscow

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SonOfSpam

He was also one-third of Michael Cohen’s client base.

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rockingdog

found a funny:

give Lana del Rey one single antidepressant and her career is over

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scotchnaut

You sound like someone that would be cheering for SDSU over Syracuse.

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SonOfSpam

I am.

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scotchnaut

[swipes right] Looks like we’ve got a date.

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Spur

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Shove that brush up your lilly white ass!

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SonOfSpam

Colgate may have Crested too early, or their Aim is off.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“And the Raiders are now trailing!” – yep, we’re back in familiar territory.

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King Hippo

Wow, the Raiders can’t even take the lead into the half.

/Rikki has heard this a time or ten

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“And the Raiders lead has been cut to three!” comes up from time to time.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“And the Raiders’ lead has been cut to seven!” is something that I haven’t heard too often.

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scotchnaut

I’m seeing cracks in their vaunted “Dental Dam Defense”.

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scotchnaut

My Universal Yums arrived today and Germany is the destination. Best treat so far is the Garmisch Partenkirchen Schweinshaxe.*

*may not even be a thing

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh, I’ve heard of those!
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SonOfSpam

I have randomly said “Mit Iodine!” at least 50 times in the last 25 years.

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Spur

V-Tech/Gator wont break 50 points

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scotchnaut

You know what else won’t brake? Britt Reid’s car.

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LemonJello

Unlike the bones of the passengers in the car he hit.

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SonOfSpam

*Children

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Spur

Arkansas has that “chaw power”.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I feel like getting out to a 14 point lead sets Colgate up perfectly to join the “That’s My Raiders!” universe, assuming they blow it.

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scotchnaut

What was Colgate’s regular season dental record?

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Spur

They spanked Oral Roberts

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If your last name is Roberts it’s probably a lot of work to live up to your inevitable nickname.

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Spur

Colgate bring a smile to my face today.

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TheRevanchist

So good! Love the upsets

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King Hippo

How on earth doesn’t the dragon team wear green? Who fucking ever saw a YELLOW dragon smh

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, even Tiamat is shaking her head.

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LemonJello

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

Been taking Fridays off in March to use up my carryover days before they expire at the end of the month so with accidental planning I’ll be able watch games. Wooooo

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scotchnaut

Colgate Canadia Content: Freshman Sam Thomson is from Ottterville, Ontario (pop. 1,257) which was a popular spot for escaped slaves to flee to in the early 1800’s!

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Spur

Build the Wall! Build the Wall! – Chant for Racist American Assholes since 1840

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King Hippo

As if Arkansans aren’t already triggered enough when they hear “Ferguson”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I am not going to believe this crisis actor claiming he has “diabetes” until he breaks out in a nasty racist rant, because apparently that’s what it makes you do.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

As if the residents of Arkansas didn’t hate Colgate enough already.

/credit to Spur; we are going to have fun with this all day.

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LemonJello

Is their school song “Dueling Banjos”?

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scotchnaut

Colgate keeps the majority of their players shiny and white.

/I’ll roll with the gang

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TheRevanchist

Colgate-Arkansas game is picking up a little bit

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King Hippo

Toothpaste >> Tooth-Optional, in the early goings

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Don T

Found a stream for the IL – Drex game. And the beer + pizza jonesin’ is STRAWNG. So this is what March Madness feels like, huh.
/sprawls on couch

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scotchnaut

That was a nice little trap/double team VT pulled at the end there, caught Flordy by surprise.

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LemonJello

“Trap/double team” seems like a Balls Search term.

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Spur

“ nice little trap” always check the hands, they are dead giveaways.

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scotchnaut

Me: [in my office, talking with one of our most profitable accounts, on my cell phone]

Company Sales Rep: [calls my direct landline 3 times, the office clerks twice and my cell phone once, within 30 minutes]

Me: [gets off the phone, calls sales rep] “What the hell is so important that you can’t just leave a message for me to call you?”

Company Rep: “A customer needs to know, did the price of pork bellies increase this week?”

Me: [under my breath] “For Christ sake!”

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LemonJello

Lucky for that Sales Rep that he’s not a hobo.

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King Hippo

I mean, Scotchy could fire him THEN he becomes a hobo??

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

https://comb.io/s3ZqwH

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scotchnaut

The Gators are having trouble catching up to Virginia Tech because the latter are running in a zig-zag pattern.

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Spur

Something alum of Arkansas has never heard of, Colgate

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King Hippo

Oh, that’s GOOD

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Spur

Really dreading the release of the 4 year long “year 2020” Zack Snyder cut.

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Spur

Virginia Tech Shooter is trending again.

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King Hippo

Oh dear Lord, that dude’s name could almost be pronounced “Cooter”

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Sharkbait

Jim Bob’s kid?

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SonOfSpam

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King Hippo

This man went on, no shit, to be a Demmycratic congressman.

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yeah right

Guess I’ll watch when I can at work then catch the last half of the final game when I get home. Yep. That almost feels normal.

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Spur

Team Florida Man having issue with the white sharpshooter, just like the most of us.

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King Hippo

He’ll Stand His Ground no doubt

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SonOfSpam

Virginia Tech only has issues with Asian sharpshooters.

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SonOfSpam

Finally, some normalcy; getting paid to watch basketball all day just feels right.

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King Hippo

The first March of Diamond Joe has been…pretty good!!

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SonOfSpam

I dunno, all the righties are saying that Putin doesn’t love us enough, and that China totally pwned that beta cuck Blinken.

But 100 million shots in 59 days seems good.

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King Hippo

Had a work call 9-10, been blissfully quiet ever since.

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litre_cola

One more meeting in 6 minutes then the wine will flow.

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WCS

MARCH MADNESS IS FUCKING BACK BITCHES WOOOOOOOOOOO
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Sharkbait

I know fuck all about college basketball, but if there is an open thread and daydrinking, I am IN! Go State and or University!

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TheRevanchist

Reminder, women’s side, Fresno State plays at noon PST, in the NIT tournament

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Spur

Morning Folks. Am here for the day drinking.

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