I hope y’all ain’t sick of hoopsball, because it’s time to flex those remote control fingers…
10MW Rutgers (+7.5) v. 2MW Houston (7:10, TBS)
Yes, the B1G has kind of taken it on the chin so far. But can that prototypical midwestern-solid Rutgers side take out the JV 500s? Es posible.
15S Oral MAYBE Counts? (+9) v. 7S Florida (7:45, truTV)
How many times have you seen a 7 seed relax, upon learning that they get to miss that powerhouse 2 seed? Usually, it doesn’t much matter, because the 15 ain’t much good, and is running on fumes/emotion. But I am thinking Oral has a fighting chance here.
13S North Texas (+6) v. 5S Villanova (8:45, TNT)
Admittedly, I didn’t see Nova getting past Winthrop. But so they done, with fairly minimal difficulty. The weird-shade-of-Green did in fact look quite mean Friday night. Feeling like a broken record, but this is another upset alert.
12MW Oregon State (+6) v. 4MW Oklahoma State (9:40, TBS)
OSU against OSU (even if I calls them Niiiiiiiiice Beaver and BDSM State), off-orange against…off-orange. So many similarities, and you want to give me points to take the Beavs? Challenge accepted!
https://twitter.com/ChrisVannini/status/1373700962485952514?s=19
Don’t spit in that cop’s burger.
OSU actually got better (in terms of playoff games) after Meyer left so… reddit wrong, as usual.
Fun fact: I’m permanently banned from reddit’s CFB. I can’t remember exactly what it was about – something to do with COVID – but it ended when I told the mods “I don’t care, go ahead and ban me” and they did.
I’m actually shocked that the only person posting pics of hot cheerleaders is King Hippo. I would have never guessed this to come to fruition…
It’s quite difficult to fap and watch sweaty basketball players. Well, maybe not for everyone, I suppose.
[pulls up video of Rebecca Lobo]
Yep. No trouble at all.
Steve Rushin: /cucked
they are WHOLESOME in their hotness smgdh
/ok, maybe not the Beavs
We opened a bottle of prosecco to welcome a brief visit by my brother in law, and I’m “stuck” drinking the rest of it. Hard times.
Thoughts and prayers.
Still somehow #1 in a pool* with other friends. No idea how I’m doing this well
*Its 8 people, but still
Other friends?? WHORE!
“You just ran over that hobo without even touching the brakes. That’s so you.”
Couldn’t have been Scotchy. Cars are too messy
last one:
8 minutes at Coachella would have killed a Victorian child
found a funny:
me at hooters: ma’am please get your breasts out of my face. where are the owls
Truly a modern day St. Augustine:
It’s interesting that Oral Roberts was a polytheist.
Nothing wrong with spreading the Oral around.
Don’t you know there aint no devil there’s just got when he’s drunk.
Thrilling tourney. Despite my bracket looking like a Covid lung.
s’alright, my lungs just match my cervical spine now!
Also, re Oral: a Choctaw American Charismatic Christian televangelist, ordained in both the Pentecostal Holiness and United Methodist churches. He is considered the godfather of the Charismatic Movement…(from Wiki)
YAY HIPPO IS A METHODIST WAS GAMBLOR DESTINY
Woohoo Oral! I KNEW the malware was worth it.
Oh my comp is virusy as fuck due to my illegal futbol games. Worth it!
I have a…. SPECIAL computer for that. Prime makes it jumpy.
We have to ship you an ORU hoodie.
Obligatory!
https://hbomax-images.warnermediacdn.com/images/GXySNGwlni8J6pQEAAAfs/tileburnedin?size=1280×720&format=jpeg&partner=hbomaxcom&productCode=hbomax&host=artist.api.cdn.hbo.com&w=1280
Well, shit. Just imagine “Moral Orel” waving
MAKE YOUR FREE THROWS, SINNER!!
I don’t have a basketball. Or a hoop.
ah ain’t ask for no excuses!!!!111
Joel Osteen went to Oral! As did Kathie Lee Gifford apparently.
WAT
https://twitter.com/CorkGaines/status/1373094712488366082
Fairly terrifying HBO documentary on about those QTardz right now.
just set the DVR
Really love the crowd shots of the Oral supporters.
I want to say their coach wore a “Bible verse” T-shirt on Friday
Millonarios is available to LiveBet RITE NOW!!!
I have a hard time believing Oral Roberts is a thing. Is there a Billy Graham uni too? Or that fuckface Osteen? Seems like a pretty good grift.
They could be the Crackers! #TwoThings
30K a year for an Oral education.
We’re all just on hold for some Niiiiiiiiiice Beaver
Foul him harder, zealot!
Syracuse is the NCAA equivalent of herpes. You can’t ever get rid of them, and they always show up at the worst possible time.
Ah, herpes.
In 1982, while anchored off the coast of Oman, I took a small boat from my ship [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_White_Plains_(AFS-4)], for which I was the ship’s machinist, over to the destroyer tender USS Samuel Gompers [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Samuel_Gompers_(AD-37)] to see if I could procure some stainless steel round stock so I could manufacture a shaft for the #1 Main Coolant Feed Pump down in the main engineering space of my ship.
I was a bit excited, since destroyer and submarine tenders were at the time about the only US Navy ships that had co-ed crews, and I had not seen an American woman (corn eaters in the vernacular of the time) in six or eight months.
When I got on board, every woman sailor I saw were either pregnant or showing herpes cold sores.
I found the steel stock I needed, got the pump up and running (and got a Navy Achievement Medal out of it), but I was very anxious to get back to Thailand and the Philippines, home of the rice-eating babes.
I got out of the Navy just as the AIDS/HIV thing got going. So, my biggest worry during my deployment was contracting a cold sore. Like Trump, I guess Herpes was my Vietnam.
/saves FF name “Opportune Herpes”
I like that Rutgers is coached by a train robber.
Why is there so many NCIS’???? I feel that 3 versions is a bit much.
Murrika is officially out of ideas. Send acid.
Wife and I both said that when we saw the Kong v Godzilla trailer today.
Man, did you see the size of #3’s Demarol patch? SO JELLY
https://twitter.com/splattne/status/1373698826880614402
many years ago, I obtained an engineering degree. Try as I might, I can’t make this sensible.
The trick is, to hold the building still and let the world rotate around it
The laws of physics have changed over the last century.
“Ye canna!” — Montgomery Scott
LOL
GODZILLA vs KONG
thats ROCKING!
MOAR Demarol FOAR #3, stat!
What’s with this acting like Cherry Coke is some new goddamned thing?
Mr Pibb is where it is at.
How about a Fresca?
I love how 5 is looking over at 1 as if to say, “Bitch, stop sticking your ass out. All the camera is gonna see is your ribcage” while 2 and 4 don’t know yet that their boyfriends are fucking 3. Oh my cheer squad memories.
I sure noticed #1’s rib cage! <3
Things look to be going well in Miami. 8 pm curfew, that will be fun
There’s a thing in the German Yums box called Shokomonk that’s a strawberry, rhubarb crumble covered with white chocolate. It’s really, really sweet but when combined with a pinot noir is crazy good.
Needs more shokomonk!
Fuck, I’d eat the shit out of that. Kills me that strawberry/rhubarb pie season is only like 5 days long.
We’ve got strawberries most of the year but rhubarb is hard to find.
I told myself I’d cut my hair if this game got out of reach, but with how close Syracuse came to blowing a nine point lead inside of the final minute I’m not sure what “out of reach” means anymore.
I think mebbe Jeebus no like Oral on a Sunday
Sunday is his day, after all, the man expects anal.
This stream is choppier than an Alex Smith 2-min. drive.
Choppier than a Jack Del Rio locker room?
Hey, TruTV programming seems very edgy and interesting.
This strain is da bom. Uy.
Inorite???
I love oral but I hate Oral.
I mean, one nevar noes wen u might get teeth
I like the JV 500s, but I have moneys on Rutgers. I guess that means either way I am semi-happy?
Guns Up plz!!!!!
I’m getting a stream for Oral. Youse are abad influence.
That Asmas (phon.) kid is great.
Catching a stream is the risk u take wen u go down South smgdh
there it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buddy can now get back to what he loves best – pwning teh libs on Twitter.
From Left to Right:
1) She may let you stick it in the 2 hole.
2) Is quietly judging you and calculating your net earnings over the next ten years.
3) May have gotten Early Admission. Stay away!
4) Is bored already. When is this stupid photo shoot going to be finished anyway?
5) Why are Chelsea’s boobs bigger than mine? She’s such a bitch! Why does everyone like her when we all know she’s just a gold digger?
I recognize #3’s stare:
