Sexy Friday, Last Friday of March 2021 edition

Try as you might, you kids didn’t get the song puzzle last week, so I am re-running the songs to see if you get it this time. The first hint was handed out in the comments last week: The songs and the pictures are related.

I will give two more hints upon request. Let’s see if you do better this week.

We are also back with pictures that you have posted yourselves. Truly, y’all do an outstanding job. So much so that I’m going to start celebrating the Picture O’ The Week. Stay tuned for that.

Without further ado, TO THE TITS AND ASSES!

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

h/t Balls
h/t RTD
h/t bk109
h/t BFC
h/t LemonJello
h/t LemonJello
h/t
h/t
h/t SonOfSpam
h/t RTD
h/t RTD (and this is Balls’ Pic O’ The Week! )
h/t King Hippo
h/t King Hippo
h/t King Hippo
h/t King Hippo
h/t King Hippo
h/t King Hippo
h/t King Hippo
h/t King Hippo
h/t King Hippo
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t Brocky
h/t
h/t Brocky

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today we are back to the puzzles! As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!

Song Number One:

Morrissey – You’re The One For Me, Fatty

Canción Número Dos:

Filter – Take A Picture

Chanson Numéro Trois:

The Smashing Pumpkins – Tonight Tonight

Canzone numero quattro:

Led Zeppelin – Whole Lotta Love

Canção número cinco

Elvis Costello & The Attractions – Pump It Up

Seigarren zenbakia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek4k6rZfFsk
The Boomtown Rats – I Don’t Like Mondays

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Beer número tres: Breaking Hues Monkish Brewing Co. on Untappd https://untp.beer/V4v64

yeah right

I could almost walk there.

We’re getting close to a visit to Torrance.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Again, their covid protocols are phenomenal. You can absolutely pick up before you’re clear, just order online and pop your trunk.

/seriously are we not doing phrasing anymore?

yeah right

I could park my bike in there.

yeah right

Oh shit. Hey everyone!

Crazy busy week this week. The week definitely ended much better than it started.

After getting my first vaccine on Wednesday (FUCK YES) my entire demeanor improved.

I watched the last episode of Fargo season 1, again, and at the end of it I had a moment.

I laughed like an idiot, then I cried like a bereft mother.

It was the relief from getting my first shot. Insane. I lost it for about 5 minutes. It was horrible actually. Way too much nasal leakage.

But GODDAMN was it cathartic.

Feeling good DFO!

Feeling good.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m due up for número uno next week, I’d be excited if I were capable of that.

SonOfSpam

Happy for you, and can’t wait to join you next week.

Gumbygirl

Getting my first dose of Moderna on Tuesday, woooooofuckinghoooooo!

Viva La Tabula Raza

I think this game was introduced a little late for me to participate fully, but I still get this:comment image

Viva La Tabula Raza

Not to be sexist, but I’ve been watching some old Sabine Schmitz driving videos, and I’m willing to bet that if you were up to the task, she would have been quite a lot of fun in the adult activities. WOOO HOOO! GOGOGOGOGOGO!

Mr. Ayo

1) Fuck cancer

2) Her lap of the nordschleife in the van was amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KiC03_wVjc

Viva La Tabula Raza

Just watched that prior to my previous post. What a hoot that lady was.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I made steak and mushroom pies for dinner. It was a last-minute things so they were imperfect in many ways, but it’s not hard to eat something that consists of pastry, steak, mushrooms, onions, and wine.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

My favorite food from DC might be the SMOG pie from Dangerously Delicious–Steak, Mushrooms, Onions, Gruyere

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

We have gruyere and I was debating whether to include it.

yeah right

A Guinness would have been perfect.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Very true. We are drinking Malbec, which was nice too.

yeah right

I totally get that. You did practically an Aussie pie and a Malbec both cooked in AND served alongside would be righteous.

My first thought was adding the Guinness into the Steak and mushrooms.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Don’t forget the fucking gruyere

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Let’s step it up to a 10.5% abv: Optics Monkish Brewing Co. on Untappd https://untp.beer/GGYxE

Viva La Tabula Raza

I guess Fridays are for sedition arrests. This morning the total listed 329 results, now it’s up to 356.
https://www.npr.org/2021/02/09/965472049/the-capitol-siege-the-arrested-and-their-stories#database

Sharkbait

Good. Fuck em

SonOfSpam

More more more how do you like it how do you like it

BrettFavresColonoscopy

That pic attributed to me should be attributed to Moose; I am a mere conduit to the past

Viva La Tabula Raza

Fucking site is fucking with me tonight. Sorry bout double post.

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yeah right

Here you brother. Took me two days to sign in but the DFO crack IT squad is on the task!

They are focused, on point, and bring a wealth of expertise and symmetry to their expertise.

Rest easy good sir, because the very best in the game are ON TOP OF THIS! So, I’m drinking an El Segundo Mayberry IPA. Clocks in heavy at 7.2 ABV.

What?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Who?comment image

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m cashed. Having a beer: Bathing Shapes Monkish Brewing Co. on Untappd https://untp.beer/7la7l

Then probably 3-4 more after that.

SonOfSpam

Fine, let’s get the thing over with…

Morrissey – Steven PATRICK Morrissey
Filter – lead singer Richard PATRICK
Smashing Pumpkins – lead singer William PATRICK Corgan
Led Zeppelin – guitarist Jimmy PATRICK Page
Elvis Costello – real name Declan PATRICK MacManus
Boomtown Rats – guitarist Pete Briquette’s real name is PATRICK Cusack

Looking forward to another gently-used Fleshlight; current one (named PATRICK incidentally) is harshly-used.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Before pic of Spam’s Fleshlight:
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litre_cola

Wow, do you own property in a Nordic country?

SonOfSpam

No, but I ate some Swedish Fish recently.

yeah right

These questions are hard man. But fortunately so is SPAM.

Viva La Tabula Raza

That’s an attention to detail that I would have never aspired to.

Game Time Decision

Just noticed that if you click the prude button, the link changes. Hahaha

Brocky

all of the artists were born before the turn of the century and know how to correctly operate a vcr

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I was thinking “all the artists endorsed the far-right ‘For Britain’ party that even Nigel Farage saw as being full of ‘Nazis and racists’,” but no, I’m pretty sure Morrissey was the only one of them who did that.

Still pisses me off that all those anti-immigrant songs I thought were satire were 100% serious.

SonOfSpam

(shrug) I mock thee.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I WILL NOT BE MOCKED!