Sharkbait’s Cocktail of the Week: Masters of None

Happy Friday everyone. This week I had two potential drinks I wanted to make, but yet somehow they both fell through due to not enough planning ahead. AKA I was missing key ingredients. Lucky me, I had a fallback: The Azalea.

Now I originally planned to make this for masters weekend, but I ended up making the Rosita instead. But, just because it isn’t Masters week, does not mean we still cant drink their official cocktail and be all pretentious about it right?

Exactly.

On to the drink:

2 oz. Gin or Vodka

2 oz. Pineapple juice

1 oz. Fresh lemon juice

Spoonful of Grenadine

Add all ingredients to a cocktail shaker filled with ice. Shake and strain into a tall glass filled with ice. Garnish with a lemon slice.

Housekeeping note: I used gin here, on the advice of a bartender friend who told me that any vodka based cocktail can be improved by using gin. That, and my vodka supply is out so gin was the only realistic option at the time of mixing/writing.

Neutral nose. Nothing stands out here. Not even the lemon garnish dominates. Which I am a bit surprised at.

The sip is very, very refreshing. The first flavors I get is a nice mix of the lemon juice and the pineapple. The citrus and the tropical fruit notes play very well with each other. The gin is somewhat muted. The equal part pineapple definitely obscures the more floral gin notes, but I don’t mind that here. Don’t get me wrong, you can still tell there is alcohol in this, not to mention that spirit is gin. But any kind of strong, in your face alcohol flavor is very much muted, which is normally a bit of a deal breaker for me. As has been well documented in this space, I prefer my drinks stronger, but in this application, subtlety is the way. This is very much a warm weather drink. The less in your face booze flavor the better. The grenadine adds a little touch of sweetness, but nothing too dominant. It also helps I used a half barspoon measure of Roses. Of which, the rule of “a little goes a long way” very much applies.

As mentioned above, this is refreshing, light and fantastic for the summer. I highly recommend making this one in the early afternoon and having 2 or 3 over the course of a hot day.

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[…] let’s get to it! The Masters has it’s own signature cocktail! But unfortunately, I already made it last….June? That wasn’t very smart of me now was it. Not wanting to do a repeat […]

Col. Duke LaCross

Our cocktail club will be doing this tomorrow night. Thanks for the idea sir!

scotchnaut

I’m having a Pepperoncini Martini. Why? Because I have the ingredients.

King Hippo

Good bit of commentator trivia for Sir Rhodes – 6 of the top 7 sides in the world are European

scotchnaut

“Okay, fries are from Belgium, fondant potatoes are from France, codfish balls are from Portugal, calamari is from Italy, what other sides are there?”

-A. Reid, new to the sport

Cecil Rhodes

My word, I knew it! We must spread this message far and wide to grow the footballing game in the more barbaric parts of the world (and encourage further colonization)!

Last edited 3 years ago by Cecil Rhodes
King Hippo

/checks for Ottomans

ARMENIA WOO!!!!!!

//actually rooting FOAR a Draw, because HAIL GAMBLOR

King Hippo

Perhaps no better feeling than getting super drunk without realizing you are even getting a little drunk!

/until the next day, oy

Gumbygirl

Gumby and I went to see ZZ Top in the Tacoma Dome in the mid 80’s ( might have been the Eliminator tour?) We stopped at a bar first because we were way early, and the bartender had some ” special” fruity cocktail that he invented. Seemed innocuous enough, so I had two. I was fine until I stood up, and then, brothers and sisters, I was wasted. It was a staggery walk to the Dome. The show was good though!

King Hippo

As a young hippo, I always wanted one of those “ZZ” keychains! Cool band.

Horatio Cornblower

Just had an attorney call me after 12 on Friday to tell me he was sending the documents over that I’d been chasing him for months to get me, and when can I review them.

Me: “Monday. I’m taking a half day in the office today.”

I work at home.

Horatio Cornblower

Also, my son left a bottle of gin in the house, and i’m gonna try to make one of these.

Dunstan

That’s right up there with my personal favorite, the lengthy letter from opposing counsel on a non-emergency matter than demands a response within a day.

Cecil Rhodes

Dear fellows, where can I find the article on the European Championships? I need to voice my thoughts on how Mussolini’s squad will fare against Erdogan’s back line.

Last edited 3 years ago by Cecil Rhodes
Beerguyrob

Type “futbol” into the search engine. They are all tagged with that.

But no digs at the Ottomans. Again.

King Hippo

I say, good chap, my Saturday European Euros thread is in the hopper, and may just enquire as to whether you will join the Clubhouse for said triple header.

Cecil Rhodes

It would be an honoUr, my royal friend. Though I have great interest in all of tomorrow’s contests, I will specifically be honing in on how King Leopold fares against the imminent threat posed by the Russian empire. Given Leopold’s wonderful work in the Congo Free State, I fancy Belgium’s chances.

litre_cola

Sub Grenadine for Cherry Luxardo and you are in business, plus more booze.

Dunstan

Cherry Heering might be a closer match to grenadine — gives you the color and sweetness

litre_cola

I will have some of this tonight.

BeefReeferLives

Sounds festive and tropical, Sharkbait. Thanks! I’ll have to try this tonight as I have the ingredients at hand. (the pineapple juice is canned, but I think I can live with that…

(& not to be a dick about it, but “The fist flavors I get”?)

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Warthog

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This sounds…..easy drinking