Litre keeps threatening us with a good time by saying he’s going to watch KTLA for one morning and write a post about it. I am particularly excited since that’s the station that I have in the background every morning as I’m working at home.
The morning starts off with Chris Schauble, Henry DiCarlo, and Megan Henderson and they’re super fun because they’re always joking around instead of simply presenting the news.
The rest of the morning pretty much goes on from there with several anchor changes along the way.
However, one of the things that makes KTLA such a great channel to have on in the background is the beauty of their on-air staff. As you will see below, there are some gorgeous ladies on air that early in the morning.
Today, I’m sharing with you the ladies of the KTLA News! Please pick your favourite in the comments.
Without further ado, TO THE TITS AND ASSES!
For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.
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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:
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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE
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And now, for the music!
As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!
Today we are not doing a puzzle. I just want to revel in the goodness that is the Pet Shop Boys. Massively underrated in the 80s, time has proven that they are one of the greatest groups to come out of the era. Enjoy!
Song Number One:
Canción Número Dos:
Chanson Numéro Trois:
Canzone numero quattro:
Canção número cinco
Seigarren zenbakia:
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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!
Atta boy.
So, 10+ hours, three soccer games (missed the early COPA game), plenty of time fucking off here, and two 750 ml bottles of red, am I drinking too much? Probably another hour until the second bottle of red gets sunk. Rehab, or continued DFO participation?
You’re fine. We’ve got room for additional authors if you want to share your ramblings with the crowd.
I’ll be your sponsor.
I’ve toyed with the idea several times, even corresponded with Balls about it, but I am afraid to commit to doing anything that requires me to hew to a schedule. But your encouragement is appreciated, and I will continue to try and throw in the occasional worthy contribution.
We’ve got folks who just throw something in once in awhile and it’s always appreciated. There’s always room for new content!
What he said. No one says you’ve got to jump into an estanblished spot. Write something, and then ask someone to slot it in for you. It will be warmly appreciated & received.
You can only build confidence from there.
Take Amy’s advice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUmZp8pR1uc
That’s what I’m afraid of. Living by myself, who is going to stop recidivism?
I’ve had the most ridiculous fun weekend.
Everything is Awesome!
We had the coolest group there. Plus more than one other family did double takes and more than one head scratch.
I love this family so very much.
I’ve had the most ridiculous fun weekend.
And it’s only Friday night!! The wide world beckons!!!
I’m drinking some icy cold barley beverages then I’m gonna crash, get up early and drive back home to LA in the morning and hell yes I’ll be making Sunday Gravy on Sunday.
Legoland was fantastic.
Guess you didn’t step on any in your stocking feet.
We were incredibly lucky with the weather. 72 and mostly overcast.
They have a ride that’s a flight simulator, you folks who’ve been to California Adventure will know this as Soaring over California, then factor in the insanity from the Lego Movie with a bit of the Simpson’s ride at Universal and you’ve got an idea.
So much fun.
Man, is Knott’s Berry Farm or Magic Mountain still open?
Both. They’re both the less expensive of the theme parks too.
Magic Mountain has insane shit and Eldest granddaughter and I were plotting a visit while waiting in line today.
Are they cheap and sleazy or are they staying up with the times and modernizing as society expects?
I think I was take to Knott’s at about age 4 or 5 by my great auntie who lived in Culver City.
They’re both fine. Knott’s is amazing and has the exact same vibe they’ve always had. Silver Bullet is one of the countries best coasters. 77 MPH and 7 inversions.
Magic mountain is great but it’s for hard core coaster heads only. Fucking ferocious. Tatsu and X2 will either change or end your life. It’s just so goddamn hot in Santa Clarita.
I’ve also made trips to Knott’s with the only intention being eating Mrs. Knott’s fried chicken. Still the best.
Not even interesting any more, but Ohtani has 2 HRs and a warning track flyout so far tonight.
That’s 30 dongs on the year, one fewer than Lindsey Graham.
“Not so fast, I do declare…” – Lindsey, pointing out to you that Friday night is still young
Plus, long holiday weekend may provide additional opportunities.
Have some cheese!
Cheese curds! Rub them against your teeth, if they squeak you know they are good!
Why can’t the GWS game start an hour earlier?
It’s scheduled to be on FS2!
The theme is all song in the movie “The Blair Witch Project”
No wait, these songs are all about sandwiches
Or casseroles
Love Comes Quickly Casserole.
Checks out.
Fuck all flat pasta/peas/tuna dishes.
Love ain’t coming quickly if the pasta is flat…
EVERYTHING is a sandwich.
– Maestro
Hilarious goal in the Trinidad-Montserrat game. Goalie literally fell on his ass trying to get back to the goal.
Oh and the theme is songs by Pet Shop Boys
Pffft. I got it 39 minutes in. see below. Like, all the way down the thread.
Canadian hockey talking guys: “Carey Price is gonna try to not let in anymore goals. And (the Tampa goalie) is gonna be trying to do the same.”
Sometimes I’m not so sure the Canadian sprots talking guys are actually any better than ours…
They probably get paid in Loonies, and a lot less of them than their South of the Border counterparts.
Tacos in Wisconsin? Living on the razor’s edge there. At least it’s a college town and they might actually offer a decent one from some illegal alien guy’s restaurant.
Eyes feel like two pissholes in a snowbank?
Glad to hear you made it safely. I am done with long road trips for this lifetime.
“Two days till I retire!”
All these players on the field seem to be having an unspoken competition to see who can have the most bizarre fucking hairstyle. Maybe that’s how Meghan McCain’s hairstylist makes side money on the weekends.
I guess I need to root for Chile, because fuck that Bolsonaro guy.
What’s the haps?
NOW, FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS: NICKNAMES. BFC, YOUR NEW NICKNAME IS “WALL STREET” CAUSE YOU GOT OUT THERE AND RANG THAT BELL LIKE A CHAMP!
Can I be D-Day? No? Ok, Flounder it is, then.
Do you think Yeah Right’s Colonoscopy Adventures works better as a username or as a weekly column?
Yes
It can’t be both?
I’ll send a photo of the gallon jug used for “prep.” It’s goddamn horrifying.
I just did one of those poop in a box tests instead. No prep. Highly recommend if you don’t have a family history or other risk factors.
When I picked up the prep bottle the guy behind the counter was shaking his head and I said, “I saw the gallon jug and knew it had my name on it.”
He laughed and said they didn’t have any large take out bags and I got to do the walk though a crowded hospital with the gallon jug.
I told him “I don’t need a bag. I’m ready to party!”
Red card as a Brazilian karate kicked a Chilean in the head.
Seriously.
It doesn’t say in the scoredealio thingie like it did for the Swiss earlier. Are the Bald Pussies playing with 10?
Edit: Now they have it up. Momentarily, at least. Now gone again. Guess they don’t want to emphasize that they red-carded Jesus.
Indeed
Despite not having his name in the title, the random hippie guitarist guy from Heart seems to be responsible for the best part of their songs.
Didn’t he schlong one of the Wilson sisters for a while during the early years of the band? I think it was Nancy, the blonde sister.
I tried reading the wikipedia article on Heart but there’s like 45 band members, and half of them have the same last name, so I gave up.
Go-Go’s would have been a good fallback as well…
♫ Let it go…♫
Bye Florida, smell ya later!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!! Ground zero for Landfall at Magat Lago, PLEASE!
We’re not asking for anything but a little karmic justice!
I was happy to see Rumsfeld go, but he had 20 years of retirement after committing his crimes against humanity. Not exactly Instant Karma. And Kissinger is still alive. Fuck you, God.
Guess we won’t be seeing this kind of shit anymore…
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We’ve got a vacation in Key West scheduled for mid-July, so I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that this storm is going to go right up Duval Street.
Fuck!
My folks lived on Big Pine Key (MM22) for 5 years, right after Andrew came through.
The fun game in Key West was to play a variation on the SNL skit game show “Jew/Not a Jew,” we called “fag/not a fag” regarding anyone working at any of the shops. Pretty thoughtless, I admit, even for 30 years ago, and especially since my GF/partner in playing this was my hypersensitive-about-being-Jewish girlfriend.
Couple of great pet owners in the news recently. During the last week of 40-45 degree (104-113F) heat one guy left his dog in the car while he went “frolicking in the lake”, as the police described it, and another who put their dog in a crate strapped to the back of their motor home as they drove down the highway. Reasonable since dogs hate swimming and motor homes are so cramped that the dog won’t fit.
Those people should go to the same level of hell as pedophiles and politicians.
If you ever get a chance to read the original NatLamp story by John Hughes, Vacation 58, it is time well spent. Because I read the story first, the movie left me cold.
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-features/read-john-hughes-original-national-811591/
Well that seems interesting. Thanks, I am going to read that.
That was great! Thank you for sharing that!
I’ve still got the print issue that the story was originally published in. Somewhere.
Music guess: Pet Shop Boys songs not named Opportunities.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di60NYGu03Y
DING DING DING DING!
You have got to be shitting me.
Does KTLA still have the Bugs And His Buddies show weekday afternoons? 45 years ago, burning a doob after school and hurrying home to watch some WB cartoon classics was part of my routine.
Nah. Unless you consider Maury Povich with his DNA tests (You are NOT the father!) or Jerry Springer cartoonish.
I do. Gumby’s sexay contribution this evening actually fits the theme. She doesn’t work at KTLA, but she’s certainly been on it.
How’s Gumby doing?
Sore as fuck, and tired of slippy food. But he is a badass!
Please elaborate. “Slippy” food?
That’s a yinzer expression, just means slippery. Gumby’s got about thirty stitches inside and outside his mouth, so he is on a fairly soft diet. He likes to chew, dammit!
So I guess passionate smooching is right out of the equation for the foreseeable future.
Well, you are in Tejas,lol!
Need to work on my phrasing.
Brasil is playing Chile and Alexis Sanchez is playing again. Not sure that makes a difference.
Jennifer Gould has absolutely killed someone and ditched the body.
Looks like Scotchy’s got a southern cousin.
Up an additional 20 or so “BLM/Antifa” 01/06 rioters have been tracked down and indicted this week, total nearing 540. Can we borrow a couple of guillotines from Macron?
https://www.npr.org/2021/02/09/965472049/the-capitol-siege-the-arrested-and-their-stories#database
They should offer these guys the option of “Arpaio justice” where they get to experience the prison conditions that they jerked off to when it was someone else having to suffer through it.
It’s closed now, but Dreyfus and Papillon’s prison on Devil’s Island off the coast of French Guiana is still extant and could probably be re-opened with only a modest effort.
I was thinking it would be fun to stick them out in the Texas desert, give ’em a few shovels, and say “you think the wall is such a great idea? Fine! Go ahead! Build it!”
“We’re gonna need to hire us some wetbacks to help out.”
Like Holes, only with100% less Sploosh. Hey, there’s a peach(y) idea!