Hey hey everyone!
Happy Sunday morning to you all.
How is everyone holding up this summer?
We’ve had a couple of warm and humid days but nothing to complain about really. I feel for the folks out there who are not only in the “heat dome” but also in the fire zone. This shit is scary and if you can’t see this is a direct result of climate change and global warming then you might not be in the right place here.
Scary shit was when I read the computer models that predicted these exact conditions…in 2050!!
Without getting too depressing we’re fucked and I see no way to stop it now.
A great deal of my retirement planning has been centered around finding a place that won’t melt, burn up, have earthquakes or fucking drown over the next several decades. That eliminated a great many location options all by itself. Then you factor in that I WILL live in a location that has sane and well adjusted people with normal political outlooks and then you can tell about half of the U.S. to go fuck itself.
That goes double for you, Florida!
I shouldn’t be too obsessed over this shit, though because I’ve got several more years before retirement and I’ll probably be shot on the freeway anyway.
Let’s get to the fun stuff already.
Todays’ inspiration came, once again, from the Universal Yums, snack of the month booklet. This was from the South Korea box.
See? It’s right here on the inside of the guidebook.
Inspiration!
Well of course, we’ve explored the glorious foods of Korea before right here on Sunday Gravy but this one was new, slightly different and spoke right fucking to me.
Shit man, you can enlarge that photo and follow along with the recipe that way if you prefer.
Did y’all enjoy the South Korea Snax box? I sure did. Those churro things were straight up fucking nuts but the big winner for me were these little bastards.
Those were the Korean fried chicken snacks. Holy shit, people.
Sweet, a little spicy, crunchy. Incredible beer food.
These good folks know what the fuck they’re doing in the snack realm.
If you’ve had the opportunity to sample Korean food or to cook Korean food there is one characteristic you are very well aware of.
There will be garlic.
Another prominent food feature in Korean food is spice, sometimes enough spice to light your goddamn hair on fire.
The dish today, is “Soondubu” and according to the Yums book is a spicy tofu stew.
There are a couple of fun new ingredients to fuck around with today. First, I’ve never cooked with tofu. Love the stuff, especially in a savory miso broth but I just haven’t had the chance to prepare any prior to today.
Second ingredient is gochugaru or Korean red pepper flakes. A fiery chili powder that is used in a great many Korean dishes.
Let’s say you were following the recipe in that guidebook photo, if you see the 4th ingredient listed it specifies “4 tbsp gochugaru.” Yes, that says 4 tablespoons. If you were to prepare the stew with these guidelines I cannot vouch for either your sanity or your continued existence because that shit is fucking hot as fuck!
I recognized the searing heat possibility and decided to dial it down a bit during my version.
I’ll give you the recipe as I prepared it.
Soondubu!
4 green onions sliced thin and separated into green parts and white parts
4 tablespoons of sesame oil
6 cloves of garlic – minced
3 tablespoons of gochugaru (and for you faint of heart, 2 tablespoons would be MORE than enough, trust me.)
2 1/2 cups of water – gonna go out on a limb here and say chicken stock would be an improvement over water.
2 tablespoons of soy sauce
2 tablespoons of fish sauce
1/2 pound of small cooked shrimp
1 14oz package of “silken” tofu – more on that later.
2 eggs.
Now that you’ve got your garlic ready to go, I guess you better get to mincing.
Get the green onions rinsed and give them a thin slicing.
Introducing our new player in the international spice game.
Gochugaru!
Once again it was Amazon to the rescue. I can’t wait to experiment with this shit. It’s not only got a scorching heat level, there’s a nice smoky undercurrent that I really dig.
This next ingredient we HAVE used multiple times.
Fish sauce! The brand and type that was selected was specific since it’s from Korea and we’re staying as authentic as we can.
Now to the more familiar ingredients.
Start with the sesame oil.
Yes, we did use this just recently when we made the Chinese style spareribs and fried rice.
The stew is going to be served over plain white rice. So I guess our asses better start…
Cooking some goddamn rice.
Standard 2:1 ratio today. Think I did 3/4 cup of rice and 1 1/2 half cups of water.
Time to check out our other new player in the game.
The different type of tofu include, soft, silken, firm, extra firm etc.
One thing to keep in mind is that all types of tofu are wet. No shit it’s wet, the tofu is soaking in liquid while packaged to keep from drying out. Before starting the stew you’re going to want to press out some of the water in the tofu.
Get creative here.
I placed the tofu on a paper towel then pressed a weighted plate on top to press out the water. Let this go for several minutes to drain the excess water.
Let’s get this party started!
In goes the sesame oil. Cook the stew in a medium sauce pan over a medium heat.
Grab yourself a couple of eggs and let them sit at room temperature for a bit.
Now let’s start by building that stew.
Add the lighter green onions, the garlic and the gochugaru to the pot then saute for 2-3 minutes.
Next add in the water, soy sauce and fish sauce and bring to a boil.
This dish can be a vegetarian dish by sticking with just the tofu but you can ratchet up the taste quotient by adding in some shrimp.
Get the shrimp into the sauce.
Get it to a steady simmer. A couple of minutes should do.
Time to get back to the tofu.
When the tofu has drained it will firm up a bit and look like this.
Using a kitchen knife cut it into sections.
Then into the pot it goes!
Bring to a boil and cook a minute or two. If you want smaller pieces of tofu use the back of the spoon and break it into smaller pieces.
We’re going to crack our eggs in the stew now. Think “poach” here.
It’s almost go time folks.
You want the egg to be cooked but still a bit runny. I guess you could cook it fully through but don’t you want that delicious runny yolk to incorporate throughout the stew?
I sure as shit do.
Take a quick check on the rice.
Looks like rice alright.
Final check on the stew.
Looking pretty delicious there.
Plate it up!
A scoop of rice then the stew on top.
Get in close on that will ya’?
See the soft cooked egg there. Oh boy, oh boy! Finally sprinkle the diced green parts of the green onion right over the top for service.
Dive on in!
A couple of quick observations today. First observation is this fucker is HOT!!! Like dial down at least another tablespoon of gochugaru here. This stuff is fiery!
The shrimp were very much needed to give us the salty, briny taste. Now for the tofu, I think it would be better if a firmer tofu was used. The “silken” tofu was quite delicious but it had practically no chew to it. A firmer option would have given the stew a better overall texture.
Since there are so few ingredients in this stew it could be used as a base for a variety of additions. I think some shiitake mushrooms would be an excellent addition. Also, what if we added some slow roasted slices of pork belly here? Dear God that would be a great addition. Maybe add some ramen noodles. Shit there are just tons of possibilities.
I like this stew. A lot. It was great of the Universal Yums folks to include it in the guidebook but they really needed to add in some customization possibilities here. Missed a golden opportunity there.
Since I’ve still got all of the base ingredients around I may have to make a 2.0 version of this bastard.
Just a thought but that base broth deserves another go round.
You know what?
Hold my beer.
I’ll be back with 2.0 in a couple of weeks. This is too good to leave it this lackluster.
Stay cool out there people. It ain’t cooling off anytime soon.
Much love.
Be well.
Be safe.
PEACE!
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Surfing on screen one. Triathlon in screen two.
Will switch to Rugby Sevens in 2 hours.
Dude! The alterations to the dish are fucking insane! I would probably get drummed out of Korea, actually probably not, but goddamn!
My hypothesis was correct!
Leveled right the fuck up.
Nice! Can’t wait to read about them!
I’m tired just watching the Triathlon. Fuck me!
Maybe you should tri harder?
Banner thus man!
How hard is it to learn to use an air fryer?
Not very. I love experimenting with it.
I’m really dumb with all those tools and just get generally frustrated because I think they overcomplicate the devices to make it seem like more than a hot thing with a fan than they are —and I think the air fryer is fine to have arrived if you got the space. It’s practical but I doubt anything I’m busting out for thanksgiving company.
Very simple enough to be proficient with.
Here are a few Brit guys that are trying to tell us that the comfort food of their nation is good and unintentionally prove that the exact opposite is true. Come for the guy in the middle that looks like a low-rent Harry Potter cosplayer and stay for the steak chips on an English muffin that everyone fawns over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6F5-WP9Cxg&ab_channel=JOLLY
Speaking of Korean food, here’s John Belushi as Vito Corleone at a group therapy session:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPPG0UauHDo
Sweet! A couple weeks ago i put an order in to Shef to get some meals delivered today (Korean food coincidentally!). It just got here and I completely forgot that I had ordered a Yuzu Mojito! Surprise mojitos are excellent, thank you past me!
I think you know what you need to do-go to the nearest mirror, look yourself straight in the eye and say, ‘Past Me, you’re a good egg!”. I’m sure the message will get there somehow and your Past Me probably needs more pats on the back. I know mine does.
I used to send postcards to future me when I was on vacation. “Haha, you’re back at the grind and I’m at the beach!”
SNATCH time on USA network!
“USA Network turned into a hardcore porn channel so gradually I didn’t even notice.”
Ok, six tablespoons of gochugaru it is, then…
You’ve been duly warned. I finished 2 bowls but I was the only one who did.
Senor Weaselo has entered the chat
FedEx just called and apparently they haven’t even unloaded the truck that took my sofa to Niles a couple days ago. There’s a chance it will get delivered tomorrow, but they really have no idea. The rep who called was very nice, and admitted that the website was misleading with their fake ‘delivery date’ info
Forgot how expensive Whole Foods is. And while it is good they have gluten free stuff available for those who need it, do they really have to make EVERYTHING gluten free? They should be fined for only having gluten free pierogies, it’s an abomination
A fine is just a cost of doing business. The only way to significantly deter this behavior is with jail time.
We can take all the resources we’re wasting in the war on drugs and put them to use in a war on making gluten free versions of things that really shouldn’t be gluten free! I’m gonna write my elected officials about this!
Seems like the selection at “Whole Paycheck” is worse, with less local brands and the prices are just as high if not a bit higher since Amazon took over.
I used to be a beer buyer at one of their flagship Austin stores in the early 90ies; was a lot of fun & learned a lot.
I was lucky & got out right before they went in on the whole vertical integration push and nixed their relationships with a lot of smaller local providers…
Yeah, this was my first time shopping there since 2017, so thanks for the confirmation that my memory of it having better stuff isn’t flawed!
One thing they deserve credit for is an incredible selection of meats and produce. I was just there on Friday after striking out at Ralph’s and Vons but they had both of the items I was looking for.
Expensive as fuck but on hand.
The meat supply chain has been all kinds of wonky in the past year, I wonder if they get some insulation from that with the Amazon connection?
The Whole Foods that I go to in El Segundo is one of their superstores and they’ve always had a spectacular meat selection if you take away March of last year.
Whenever I’m cooking something with a unique protein they’ve had it in stock every time.
Their Amazon Fresh area, almost a corral at this place, is insane. There’s usually no less than 15 drivers packing up orders there.
Wow, that sounds more like a fancy Super H Mart than the little WF near me. I love Super H Mart, I should do a shopping run at the San Jose location when i get back to CA. And maybe rent a car and hit up the Niles one and King Spa next time I’m in Chi
Next time you’re around LAX you should take a trip there. They have 7 or 8 hot food places, almost like walk up restaurants. There’s a bbq place, a Mexican food place, a sandwich counter plus they serve beer and wine and you can sit down and have a drink with your hot food. Their barbecue is pretty damn solid too.
Jeff Hardy tested positive for COVID. Vince McMahon has of course fined him. Not for testing positive and putting the WWE Live Relaunch at risk, but for putting himself over.
Meanwhile, in an epic twist of karma and fate, I’ve been notified that MY package is out for delivery, today, a Sunday, from the USPS. What a country!
You can be Disqualified in the Breaststroke?! Did she do an illegal dogpaddle?!
I was disqualified at least twice (from the breaststroke) back in high school but was eventually allowed to continue after a temporary ban. Female judges, amirite?
That’s nothing. I was disqualified in high school by all the girls and, due to an unfortunate miscommunication, a boy who was a foreign exchange student from… oh, you mean from an athletics competition. My bad.
I think it has to do with how far you swim underwater after the turn.
So the third person I talked to at FedEx finally admitted they have no idea where my sofa is, and opened an investigation to locate it. Apparently they were sending it to Niles from Chicago so they could deliver it to Chicago and that’s where they lost track of it two days ago. I’m gonna go grocery shopping now that I know it isn’t going to show up anytime soon. I will probably end up having to extend my stay in Chicago or book a separate last minute trip when I finally get a real delivery date
You would have it by now if you had gone to the warehouse and dragged it home yourself!
You should definitely take sofa advice from the woman who got herself knocked up on one, as a lady does.
Gumby’s parents made us take the sofa with us after we got married. We all called it the fertility couch. They didn’t want to take any chances with his sister!
That is a fantastic way to get a free sofa ❤😆
We had it for years!
“Sofa King Mad!: My Journey Into the Labyrinth of Fedex’s Logistics Division.”
-Dok Zymm
I’m going to wait for the movie adaptation.
When I’m elected Evil Overlord of the World, all Olympic Swimming Events must be held in open water, unheated and against the current.
Apparently the first modern Olympic swimming was done in exactly those conditions, with the lanes marked by something like hollowed out pumpkins.
I probably couldn’t beat the winning time in a modern pool.
I probably couldn’t beat the winning time on foot.
Trump: “This Olympics is a disaster for our GREAT Country! The woke Basketball team losing for the first time ever! The girl Soccer and their Gay Nasty Woman, So NASTY, losing to. Most people say this is because of the POOR LEADERSHIP of Sleepy Joe. SAD!”
McDonalds Drive Thru Speaker: “For the last time, Mr. President. If you want to vent you need to go inside. My manager is upset about you inflating our Drive Thru Order Times!”
Looking forward to Sleepy Joe having ALL our athletes over to the White House, serving them delicious, wholesome, gourmet food and remarking how he’s glad that everyone feels welcome there again.
and then sniffing Megan Rapinoe’s purple hair…
That’s Our Diamond Joe!
R.O.C.
Russians Obviously Cheating,
Rooskies On Chemicals,
So many possibilities…
That sounds like fun:
U.S.A. = Underwhelming Seasonal Athletes
Hey man. Totally outta line to compare our red blooded ‘Merican Heroes to them dirty Ruskies.
We don’t have Uncle Vlad & BIG GOVMINT supplying our athletes with performance enhancing drugs & regimens to help them cheat.
OUR athletes use the FREE MARKET to their drugs, like GOD INTENDED.
Rugged individualism & all that…
If you’re looking for a good firm tofu that can stand up to cooking & are close to a Trader Joe’s, their “Super Firm, High Protein” is good stuff. The Good Mrs. Reefer freezes it, then presses it to get the liquid out, cubes it and cooks it in the oven in various sauces. Really takes on the flavor of the sauce, and keeps a good firm texture.
I never tried freezing it, but I agree that is good tofu. I love Trader Joe’s, I’m overdue for a trip to Redlands.
According to the Mrs. (she’s the tofu expert) freezing it before thawing and draining\pressing makes it even drier, and gives it a pleasantly crumbly texture after cooking. Not a necessary step, though.
She’d like to add that IHHO, silken is good in soups & for blending (dips, sauces, desserts) but not very toothsome. (one of the most decadent chocolate tortes I’ve ever had was made with whipped silken tofu)
If you set an Olympic Record or World Record but there’s no one in the stands to witness it, does it really count?
Skateboarding is an Olympic sport?! I know you all are tired of me going “Shit like this is why people voted for Trump!”, but it might be time to explore my insane theories.
To me the 3-on-3 basketball competition is the cracking of the 7th seal.
There should be a secondary competition in skateboarding for most graceful wipeout
Bonus points for setting your broken leg while rolling after impact.
Psychological Warfare Competition: Skaters are asked to do 3 tricks each while this blares repeatedly over the PA system. “No Earbuds Allowed!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p13yZAjhU0M&ab_channel=ChrisGladbach
Fox dropping the Funk!
Last place in the kayak slalom should have to get up on the podium and hang their head in shame while a version of “Kayakkety Sax” is played.
I was thinking something similar. The last place in all of the 1st races has to run in a Last Place Race. The person who finishes last has to hand 1st, 2nd and 3rd their medals.
I feel like Slovenia and Slovakia should be bitter rivals
Same with Iceland and Ireland.
Ooh, kayak slalom! This looks so fun, I wonder if they tube down the course when they aren’t using it for competition?
I would pay good money to be able to do that.
That women’s cycling race was nutbars. The gold medalist Austrian had not a single teammate to help her and her only chance to win was to get out way out in front of the peloton and pedal like hell for 45 kms and hope to hell that she had the stamina to maintain the lead. This strategy (from the little that I know) almost always fails.
/as for Van Vleuton, she crashed again(!) but narrowed a near 6 minute deficit (over 35 kms) down to 75 seconds to get the silver.
Getting far enough in front so they couldn’t see her and forgot she was there is a pretty excellent twist to the strategy
THESE CHASERS I CALL THEM DOC HOLLIDAY BECAUSE THEY FORGOT AN ADVERSARY WAS THERE
Was the lady that got second the one that thought she’d won gold but was misinformed about the number of riders that had broken away?
Yes. There were no radios allowed so that made the race even weirder.
/both the Germans and Australians could have pounced when the Dutch team faltered but they had no idea what was happening.
Such a dumb thing to take away the radios
I disagree. I think you should be allowed nothing but the bike. Maybe some water, but you gotta carry it yourself.
Watching ladies archery. The target is 70m away. Damn that’s hard to hit
I haven’t seen an unknown Austrian destroy an international field like this since….oh, shit.
Remember last summer Olympics where there was that one bicyclist woman who flipped and went head first into the curb? Not only did she survive, but she competed in a race like 2 weeks later while she still had a concussion and a couple of fractured vertebrae. Serious bicyclists are crazy masochists, there’s a reason they have such a big problem with doping, they would and did push themselves to the point of death if left to their own devices.
She’s cycling right now on NBC-her name is Van Vleuten.
It’ll be ironic if a van is the thing that finally gets her.
Not, like, <i>legitimately</i> ironic. More like Morrissette-style “ironic”.
Lunatics in Lycra
Tom Simpson, a famous British cyclist, said something like, “if ten will kill you, I’ll take nine and win.”
Let’s check in on Tom and see how he’s do…oh. Oh dear.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Simpson#Death
Cutting a ball off will make me go faster?
Then chop it
-Lance
Three tubes of amphetamines in back pocket = heart attack by exhaustion? Yeah, and JFK’s cause of death was sudden acute lead poisoning.
When I said I wanted to see a foxy Russian athlete get poked at the Olympics, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind, but I’m still happy for Lee Keifer.
I wonder if they ever debated having Inna Deriglazova’s cool one-liner to punctuate a victory be “you just got <i>GLAZED</i>” and then discarded the idea because they’re a bunch of stuffy killjoys.
I wonder if she was the inspiration for the character Miranda Frost.
That happens later on in The Olympic Village. I wonder if there’s a hierarchy there, like the bronze medalists have to hook up with other third-placers.
Silver Winner: “Hey, you DTF?”
Gold Medalist: [snorts] “Pu-leese!” [walks away, nose in the air]
Silver Winner: “I meant ‘down to <i>fence</i>!”
The US has won gold in women’s fencing. The silver medalist’s survivors have been notified.
Mend some fences as it were?
I think the most telling of the awards this year will be who goes home with the most athletes disqualified for testing Covid-positive.
Herodotus, I noticed that the Wings drafted a fella born in the hockey hotbed that is Isreal. Any prospects in Bhutan or The Seychelles coming up in the system?
You talking about Shai Buium? No no, he’s apparently born in San Diego. Probably Redmond Savage then?
San Diego being a true hockey hotbed.
Actually, on the surface the Wings seem to have had a decent draft, picking up a top 3 ranked d-man and a top 2 goalie. I thought the Sens swung for the fences but at least drafted for size, speed and toughness, which goes against their philosophy.
The way “everyone” is saying this is a weak draft, hard to scout, blah blah blah makes me things it’ll end up being historically strong, just because people are usually stupid.
Fencing needs to have a broadsword category.
They need to fence each other in body-hugging green suits rather than space suits.
/also, I believe ‘broadswords’ is a sexist term
You’re thinking of “porkswords.”
THIS US MENS NATIONAL BASKETBALL TEAM I CALL THEM ASHLI BABBIT BECAUSE THEY CLEARLY AREN’T THE BEST AMERICA HAS TO OFFER AND, AFTER THEY GOT CUT DOWN BY EXCELLENT SHOOTING, THEY’VE GOT NO ONE TO BLAME BUT THEMSELVES SO FUCK EM.
Reggie Miller was doing impressions of Ashli Babbit before it was cool.
v
Wondered if this would make it up top…
On the sofa situation, called FedEx and they claimed it will be delivered today, even though the app has not updated. We will see…
That’s code for “a sofa, eh? No fucking way I’m delivering this it’s too heavy, just say we tried to deliver it and failed.”
They aren’t even saying they tried yet, it will be a victory if we get to that point
I once ordered some boxes for moving once, and fedex couldn’t deliver them because of “hazardous materials.” I suspect the hazardous materials were the steps up to my apartment.
I blame that on you, given your habit of putting tacks on your stairs for the sake of ‘making things interesting’.
What a bunch of babies
I guess FedEx makes Sunday deliveries on the West Coast? That’s pretty fucking fancy!
This is in Chicago, and I guess so? There is a FedEx truck nearby, so seems to be true.
The US men’s team chose to play struggleball instead of basketball against France.
Yes! This is maybe my favorite Korean dish, I eat lots of sundubu jjigae when I’m there, that and panjeon. In Korea it usually has mixed seafood rather than just the shrimp, with at least a couple of clams or something still in the shell, which I think cooks and opens in the stew?
If the far East ever lets farangi back in, we should go hang out in a makgeolli bar and eat all the drinking snacks while drinking all the yummy yummy makgeolli!
Pajeon is traditional anju, or drinking food (-ju is the suffix meaning alcohol, e. g. Soju)
Black guy has scored a goal for the US water polo team. Tonight, Tucker Carlson will explain why this is socialism.
Watching Olympic water polo, which is insane on a number of levels, but none more so than that the penalty box is in the water.
“You have done a bad thing. Go over there and tread water for 2 minutes.”
Do they holler “Marco” and “Polo” during the game? I’ve never understood that.
You using one of these glass top dining room tables here?
I’m really looking forward to version 2.0 where you play with the ingredients a bit. I agree with your customization ideas.
Same. In fact that’s exactly what I’m doing today. Well, technically it started Friday night but I digress.