All words that follow belong to Scotchy, by the magick of e-mail (the Aqib Talib pic is based on Hippo’s joy at the new announcer pairing).
Many, many thanks to Hippo for helping things along as I (and Rikki) try to sort out what the banana is going on with my pooter.
To The Games!
Minny vs. Arizony:
It looks like wr Hopkins will be primarily matched up with Peterson, who did his usual shutdown thingy last week to the tune of 13 yards receiving allowed. His partner-Breeland-was in a giving mood and gave up 113 yards. Quietly effective fantasy qb Cousins best do all his leg stretches and more pre-game ‘cause he’ll be running plenty-though it’ll be away from Chandler Jones and Co.
Falcons/Bucs:
You’d have thought (well, I did) that Ryan and Ridley would rack up all kinds of garbage points last week but the O was just that futile. It should play out that way for the rest of the year, starting here. Funny how Brady found another division that sucks balls and gifts his team a 6-0 or 5-1 record. #notfunny
Cowboys/Chargers:
If the fur, I mean, balls don’t fly in this tilt many fantasy folk’ll be upset. But between Dallas’ piddly excuse for a secondary and Prescott and Friends firepower, that over/under of 55 should be toast. Joey Bosa can’t wipe the grin off his face given that La’el Collins has been switched out for Terrence Steele.
Titans/Seahawks:
Tennessee allowed 4 passes of more than 20 yards last week and goodness me, I believe that very well might be one of Wilson’s strengths. Ah yes, his total of 60 scores of 20+ yards since 2016 is numero uno in the league. Unleash the hounds, um, Metcalfs! This doesn’t look like a good gamescript for Henry but he does have a habit of bouncing back from lousy performances. We shall see.
See you down below.
13 years with collinsworth what did Al Michaels do to deserve it. Need a Dark Side of the Announcers Booth
I just want the story behind Thom Brennaman and him casually saying an F-slur and nuking his career. I’m still trying to figure out how a guy with no history of homophobia just drops that bomb like it was nothing.
Well, you see Redshirt, what happened was that there’s a deep drive to left by Castellanos, and that’ll make it 4-0.
He’s clearly been trying to gnaw his way free, hence the lack of upper teeth.
3rd and 30, paging WCS….
Ok, that was fun, back to nap sleep
Honey Badger ain’t care that Lamar! is supposed to have grown as a passer.
Come on, Kelce, score 3 or 4 times
Also, trying to push Jake’s inception infusion comment down a bit.
Honeybadger
Why is my pic up there?
Man, your post is so weird.
Figured it out. The website is being funny, in that same way that people thought Rush Limbaugh was funny.
Hint: he wasn’t.
Anyone else stuck with the Emmys?
Why would you be….
oh, wait, you just got married, right?
Yup
I’m assuming that you actually possess more than one screen in your household, so is this one of those “we MUST watch the same thing, even if one of us doesn’t like it” things that I have never understood about relationships?
We’re on the road, so this is a one tv sitch
Ah, fair enough then.
You got a phone don’t you? If you have cable, they may have an app you can download to watch TV on your phone.
If that doesn’t work, I recommend you fake your sleep or death, your choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULSTSU5h6SA
Congratulations!
On the marriage. The Emmy thing, uh, yikes. Sorry, bud.
Since the second guy introduced on the KC defense sounded way too much like Jordan Peele, I link the below because why the hell not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDp-ABzpRX8
That was something. It’s been that kind of day, hasn’t it?
Oh, its gonna be one of those SNF games.
That’s one way to vulture a TD
Ruh roh.
Well I guess I missed the start. I need KC and the over. Let’s goooooo.
I love a donk that goes through. Up by 7 already!
Badger’d
Hahhahahahhahahhahha
Holy shitballs, Lamar!
/also, Sammy Watkins WOMP WOMP
Lamar, they don’t need help scoring points.
https://twitter.com/pgutierrezespn/status/1439703367190728704?s=21
Ok, i need about 50 points combined from Kelce, A-A-Ron, and Davante. Last year this was a slam dunk, this season I’m a little nervous…
I need 25 from A-A ron and Devante.
This may just be the nite thread, too. Y’all all know who the fuck’s playing.
The Ghost Hobo In the Machine seems to have made his appearance.
This is the beginning of the end of Western civilization.
Why the hell not? It’s been a weird day. But, good news, my soup looks beeyoutiful, and tastes even better! Now it’s starting to feel like fall.
What’s in the soup?
I’m working on some fall-themed cocktails
I presume human flesh
Not this time!
Split peas, ham hock, onions, celery, garlic, carrots, seasonings. Good stuff!
Oh, I’m due for a split pea soup.
oh, DonT gon’ engage in self-abuse
Well, what in the gotdamn fuck.
Gave it away
Terrible loss.
Calling all kinds of penalties
17-11? Did they add a new five-point score when I was capping my pool?
I’m waiting for CBS to cut the feed when the Hail Mary pass is in the air.
Texans-Panthers should be a good reminder of just how bad an NFL game can be
I don’t know. I’m still emotionally recovering from the first Bengals-Browns game in 1999.
Jim Jordan doesn’t know what you’re talking about.
Seattle choked it
Petey the Truther, always thinking he “has enough points” – dumber than dumb.
Greg Olsen should sue for copyright infringement.
To nap or not to nap, that is the question
THIS KLIFF KINGSBURY I CALL HIM BRETT KAVANAUGH BECAUSE HE GREATLY BENEFITS FROM FACING INEPT OPPOSITION AND ENJOYS A STRONG RELATIONSHIP WITH CHILD RAPIST MIKE BIDWILL!
The Bud Light logo still means its crap. Doesn’t matter what you block out of it.
Victory formation
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
PEAK GUS JOHNSON BANANACAKES
Seattle still can blow this
Clippers du merde indeed.
good game
Peak BlueBunny
really dumb play calling here
Seattle still proving they’re chaos when its needed least
Missing blonde white girl .. unleash the national media
not anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HlGdQpJLvI&ab
What a horseshit “taunting” call
Really weak taunting call
Really need a Quards fg here.
Dang spur making me look bad
She has a lot on her mind.
Guess I’m gonna have to look around in the morning for a mobile vet to come by the house and put my old dog to sleep and hopefully remove her remains as well. She finally has got to the point where she can not stand up. She’s too arthritic to get out to the car and my feet are fucked up enough that I can’t carry her there and put her in the car, plus just trying to pick her up results in a lot of howling and protest because of her legs; they’re just like broomsticks.. I’ve put this off as long as possible but I can’t put it off any longer. Breaks my heart.
Sorry to hear that, losing a loved one ( and pets are definitely loved ones) is so freaking hard, especially if the have been close companions.
Oh, I am so sorry. But you know it’s for the best..
If you have that guilt creeping up in your mind, just know you’re doing the right thing.
My last two dogs died at home due to my own inattentiveness. It’s better this way
Sorry. It’s a tough call but you’re doing her a great service by getting her proper care when she needs it now. I know it doesn’t make it easy but I think there’s a lot to be said for simply doing the right thing.