I’m all for a slate that is 50% interesting. Meh, they’re all fine and dandy when one is playing the fantasy ball, really. Let’s see what’s on tap…
To The Games!
Cards/Rams:
Rarely has a trade met expectations the way that “Stafford to the Rams” has. So far. McVay, finally having a qb that can make every throw (and is tickled pink to be on a team that doesn’t have 70 years-and-still-going Losing Culture) has opened up the playbook and opposing teams have been caught flat-footed. Fatt has responded with a 9TD, 1INT, 942 yards stat line. Someone has to get the L tonight and the numbers say Arizonny-McVay is 8-0 against them.
Seahawks/Niners:
Both these secondaries suck balls so expect to see them flying. Kittle has had a nice run but he seems to be the guy that is going to have nagging injuries the rest of his career. Maybe it’s just me. As for Seattle, The Legion of Boom is long gone and teams can run/pass on them with impunity these days.
Ravens/Broncos:
A sticky D, a weak sked and surprisingly ubercompetent play from Teddy B have Denver sitting pretty at 3-0. Now comes the hard part. That run D that limits teams to 3.1 per go now has to deal with a ‘More hard ground game that cruises to the tune of 4.9 per.
Steelers/Packers:
Expect rook rb Najee Harris to fade at some point if he’s going to be utilized like this for any lengthy period of time. He’s played 96% of available snaps so far. Congrats to those of you that passed on an rb and grabbed Davante Adams in fantasy-especially in PPR. Over the last two weeks he’s given you 20 grabs and 253 yards. Here’s a stat for you-in Pitt’s last 11 games they’ve been outscored 64-6 in the 1st quarter. That lone 6 points? It was a interception run in by Joe Haden. Gah!
Enjoy what’s on offer.
Jalen Ramsey, dressed up to rob some houses after the game.
LoL
Eating alone in a restaurant suuuuuuuùuuuuuuuuuuuuucks
Well, given the company…
POW! ZINGA! POP!
Such a long way down for Ben. Remember the early years when he could scramble, toss the football 50 yards no problem and feel up unwilling co-eds that would never dare to file charges? We were younger then…
Yinzer Farms remembers…
So now that I lost eliminator this week, do I keep playing or am I done?
no you’re coach but…
Murray? Sadly present.
Thank you titans for validating my eliminator concerns:
Teh Ben can’t get around very well without his walker
Dan Marino going to challenge him to a race after the game
Go Banana!
It’s time to sit The Ben down, and tell him about the rabbits.
He already has a rabbit, he loves it so much and he calls him George
Funny that both Eli and Ben go out the same way-prolonging their careers at the expense of the team’s success.
Insertion fans must love it when the Cards go “five wide”.
Alongside pro-lapse fans when Josh Gordon goes back to rehab.
Sneaky!
Welp. I can now move the Dolphins back into the category of teams to pick against to keep going in the eliminator challenge.
Unipaca? Unipuga?
Let’s see for the afternoon game, I’m getting the old QB that is too stubborn and selfish that he won’t retire for the good of the team. Also, Ben Roethlisberger is playing in this game.
A good post, but I would have included allegations
Please say a prayer for me: I started Fatt over Dreamboat.
I’m catching up to live on the Seahawks game, but WHOO I LOVE 3 AND OUTS ALL DAY OFFENSE FUCK YEA IT GETS ME SO GOTDAMN HARD
Holy cats, how great it is to see the Mile High crowd shake the TV cameras again.
**stadium collapses**
Hell yea!
That’s Rocking! 💯
Fucking Tits.
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
Someone get the sharp objects very far away from DonT.
Titans kicker banana-dicked that field goal.
HAIL SHAN’KLOR!
Woo jets!
Does this make the Jets still the worst in then league? So much controversy
Well done, Tits
Tanny Fanny sure tried to take a sack.
I want time to run out on the Titans first drive of OT.
Not a kicker doing kicking in SF! It seems they are still serving Malk in the Niner’s cafeteria.
DRAW DRAW DRAW, WE WANT A DRAW
LoL
That would be ROCKINGGG!
Tits/Jest, the Game of the Season. Just as we all predicted.
Van Jefferson likes to RRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!
/yeah!
Ngl, the legs on that cheerleader in the sideline shot of the jets coach,
I see you
oh, Mormon Sex Cannon, you beautiful idjit
Oh just put a chip in the footballs for gods sake.
That would be far to easy and accurate
“So’s ‘They’ know where that football goes in his free time? No thank ya, ma’am!”
-Doris Scuttlebum, northern Arkansas
(posted to Facebook from Doris’ iPhone)
Ballsitchmore is continuing their strategy of using bingo draws to determine their rb touches
“Clean pocket” is Zach Wilson’s safe word.
Incidentally, that’s my pornhub search word
Murray’s arm strength reminds me of Vick. Fucking effortless.
But he’s small!
Amazingly enough, conservatives probably don’t see the oil spill in Huntington Beach as divine retribution for the fucked up mask/gag signs the early antimasker protester used last year during the first wave of Covid
I need the jets to win to justify my logic of not picking against them
/ God looks up from his book
That’s not an alpaca
THAT’S an alpaca
Yahoo does not believe that a Jets RB could possibly score a TD and has given Michael Carter no points for the day.
Yeeowch
Did they name him “Balls”?
God damn! I deleted that vid 5 times, I swear!
No disrespect to Port Aurico but an overtimer between the Jerts/Titans is not exactly a watchable thingy.
These some crazy endings on this early slate.
I am really enjoying the last minute of Team/Atlanta
Lions killing themselves with an offsides is pretty funny
Found a funny;
adult man typing “sips tea” into the giphy search bar
That was a pretty sweet TD jump for Team
What the christ is he eating? Besides spider venom.
I think it’s a bleeding tooth mushroom.
Nice win for Dallas
I have the Steelers game. I’m watching the Rams.
Smart move. I’m going to watch it for the both of us.
At least until I get disgusted and change the channel.
O/U is mid-2nd quarter.
I avoided the potential jets trap game and picked the saints over the giants.
Whoopsie!
Alright…
Gotta have Russel Wilson and deandre Hopkins each roll in like 4 tds and 300 yards if I want to win fantasy football this week
Goooooo Football! 🏈
My ff opponent left Cordarelle Patterson on his bench
I can hear the sobs from here.
So is the coaching staff of the falcons actually smart enough to continue to feed that dude the ball?
Or nah?
I think it’ll eventually go back to Ridley but it’ll take a little bit. Ride that wave, dog!