Your Next NFL Football Open Thread

Do you have any idea how hard it was to find a ‘sexy football costume’ that didn’t have the number 69 featured?

To The Games!

Pats/Chargers:

Does Bill’s magic work on second year qb’s? Herbert has a 14-4 TD/INT number to date but was invisible vs the Ravens. But so was everyone else on the team. Perhaps the bye has allowed the D to figure some things out. The AFC West is sitting right there and the Chargers could run away with it if they play more consistent football.

Jags/Seahawks;

Like all dumb, ineffective coaches, Meyers couldn’t see which skill talent he should have leaned on. It was rb Robinson, not Lawrence, bozo. The latter’s 20 touches moved the chains and slowed the game down vs the Fins. And the TD score helped as well. He should have himself a day against a Seattle run D that has seen ghosts. Still, if Geno (in his last likely start) can chuck the ball more or less accurately towards Lockett and Metcalf, they should destroy the Jags secondary.

Bucs/Saints:

PFF notes that Winston’s individual game grades are all over the map-two with scores below 55 and two above 85. It was that sort of inconsistency that Arians realized was killing the chances of a good team. They came through that whole ordeal somewhat okay. The Saints seem to me to be a shaky 4-2. (go figure) Their D will give them a chance as they are in the top ten in fewest yards allowed per play and only the Bills have given up fewer TD passes. Speaking of, Brady is trending towards 51.

TEAM/Broncos:

Is Jeudy finally ready to go? Teddy B can use all the help he can get. The McLarin/Surtain battle should be entertaining-the former leads the league by a wide margin in contested catches and the former hasn’t given up a 20+ yard completion yet. For a team that the rumours say have given up on coach Fangio, they’re only one win from .500.

Have at it.

 

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LemonJello

Brady losing is like the house that gives full sized candy bars for trick or treat.

Redshirt

Suddenly this day is less crappy.

The Maestro

Holy fuck, WHO DAT?

LemonJello

Ho. Lee. Fuk.

Tommy with the epic bedshitting. Happy Halloween Errybody!

yeah right

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Game Time Decision

Highly recommended. Its a GTD family favourite

LemonJello

Denver was just about to gift the ball back to WFT, then they took it back.

LemonJello

And this time, there were “no take backs” declared.

LemonJello

And Team manages to do the square root of fuckall with this gift.

LemonJello

He’s no Cyril Figgis.

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Senor Weaselo

Well Senorita Weaselo took me to Szechuan hot pot.

Who wants to do super-spicy hot pot with me? Senorita Weaselo and I got medium and it was flavorful but still very present.

NotShogunButShogun

I would happily.

yeah right

Tell me when and where. Love that stuff.

Senor Weaselo

Well if whoever’s in the city wants to, I’ll see what we can do. Place is on Canal.

LemonJello

entire Detroit team side eyes Scotchy with envy

litre_cola

I am 4-4 in all of mine, and may break my 0-fer in Hippos cash lge!

Gumbygirl

I’m going to take a nap, neither of these games is interesting. Later!

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Game Time Decision

Can we bet on which one wins

LemonJello

Hippo approves of this.

Game Time Decision

Happy Halloween you buncha degens

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Horatio Cornblower

That some quality carvin’!

The Maestro

THAT’S A FACKIN’ PICK-SIX YOU FACKS!!!!!

Horatio Cornblower

Tom Brady arguing with an official after throwing a 41-yard TD pass, and getting a defensive PI call to boot, is just peak Tom Brady.

LemonJello

Man, fuck Tommy with Gronk’s syphilitic dick.

LemonJello

The goddess makes her presence known in Denver.

HAIL SHANK’LOR!

Horatio Cornblower

I could have used Pierre-Paul intercepting that ball for a TD, but I suppose asking him to do more than get a hand to the ball is a little much.

King Hippo

You mean “nubbin”

LemonJello

He’s not cromulent with fingertip catches.

hippofant

Ref, how the fuck was that a catch and a fumble recovery by the defense? It was clearly a catch and a fumble and a recovery by the defense and another fumble and another recovery by the defense.

God, NFL officials suck!

litre_cola

In no world should Trevor Simien be beating you

King Hippo

It’s already coming undone.

litre_cola

Got 1 win today but it seems that I should step away from the Gamblor machine for the evening. Except for futbol in Sud America

yeah right

“Shotgun Jones” is a pretty solid handle for a blues singer.

hippofant

Using a double pass against the Jaguars when you’re already winning 17-0 seems highly extra.

litre_cola

I thought that the Jags would show up today. I was wrong.

King Hippo

Sometimes, life can be a real grind for Urban.

NotShogunButShogun

I seriously want to shit in the dolts logo. But I know Jairo would hafta clean it up.

NotShogunButShogun

Jairo is Actually the guy who tends the field. He hates it. He knows it sucks, but it’s irsay. Step 1) admit my field is shit…

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Holy shit I fucking hate Apple products so much. Downloading a simple .png file was virtually impossible. I had to get a different device involved. Like you can’t even transfer files on/off the device without iTunes. What a shitty, shitty, shitty product.

Of course I’m a shareholder, come on, I’m not stupid.

Game Time Decision

Fuck iTunes with a rusty chainsaw

Doktor Zymm

Imma nap so hard

NotShogunButShogun

Well earned, Fraulein Doktor! You, and your liver, have earned rest. May angels sing thee to thy rest.

litre_cola

Would recommend.

Horatio Cornblower

I’d recommend a heavy dose of Pedialyte prior to the nap, assuming I’m not too late.

That stuff’s a lifesaver.

rockingdog

Fournette has 6 carries for 17yrds
That’s not Rocking 😕

JustStopDude

Greetings from Vancouver.

Boy I can’t wait to get back to the home office and talk to the idiot that booked me a hotel on East Hastings.

I have not seen this many heroin addicts since back when I grew up on Gay Street in Northeast Baltimore.

litre_cola

Ooof yeah, good restaurants nearby though! You may have to step over the odd junkie here and there.

litre_cola

Did I just have a 3 hour nap? Yes, I did. Was it glorious? Yes it was. I would like the Jags to cover please!

NotShogunButShogun

Fans have still not left the Dolts game. Sticking around for the ending of Old Yeller I guess. There’s also a kids flag game. “Play ON THE FIELD where your team SHAT the bed! Don’t slip!”

King Hippo

There will be a dunking booth, featuring Dakota Jeebus and a vat full of COVID.

Gatoraids

Lul at WFT for starting a kicker named Blewitt

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Ha ha ha more like…oh. Yeah, no change needed.

AMIRITE?

King Hippo

If Dreamboat was still they-uh, #99 of Clippers du Merde would have not only been flagged, but also kicked out of the League.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Come on, horny Fourny!

rockingdog

Here’s to Fournette and Mike Evans both having big games big yards and many TD’s!!
Yay Football!!
It’s Rocking!!! 💯

Senor Weaselo

Senorita Weaselo has been recognized by the wait staff at the dessert place we’re at. She’s gone from being in No-Face makeup to wishing she has no face.

Gumbygirl

Dessert place? I’m in!

Senor Weaselo

Japanese dessert place. Their mochi and hojicha are not fair.

Gumbygirl

Ooooooh, I want to go to there!

Doktor Zymm

Yeah, i stole this beer, wanna fight about nah it is hilarious

NotShogunButShogun

Fighting you seems like a losing proposition when you’re motivated. House fixing…gotta shot.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Sup. I walked 7 miles instead of watching the Bears game. Off to the brewery shortly.

rockingdog

7 miles!! That’s Rocking! 💪

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

…and I would walk seven miles more,
just to be the man who didn’t watch such a poor (performance from a football team)

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NotShogunButShogun

Are YOU Mr. Gumby‽ cuz that was a reach. 😘

Spur

am getting drunk before the Dallas game. be back for the game

Doktor Zymm

Bills fans are adorably insecure, “deep down, the Dolphins are better than us”

Gatoraids

we are about 40 degrees warmer now

King Hippo

Donks are trash, back to Footy Manager

Gatoraids

Stewart vs Henry

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King Hippo

The Legend of White Mac LET’S FOOKIN GO!!!!

King Hippo

Just need 4 TD passes. all to Jakobi Meyers.

King Hippo

J-E-S-T!

rockingdog

Found a funny;

mothman: i need to get candy for tonight

me: oh. thought you guys were gonna all like. mash or something

dracula: *narrowing eyes* vhat kind of mash?

me: oh, no kind in particular

frankenstein: *hands on hips* no, go ahead. say it

me: uhh. just an everyday, normal kinda mash

WCS

Bungles: Stoppable force:: Jets: Movable object

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh man that was pretty pitiful by the Patriots. Belichick is going to order a lot of suicides at practice next week.

Senor Weaselo

Also they’re going to run a lot!

Anthony In TX

I’ll be happy when Terry Bradshaw retires and I no longer have to hear him stumble his way through a highlights package of the Cincinnati “Bingles.”

rockingdog

LoL

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It’s kind of funny to hear a guy named “Washburn” talk about “inflammation and swelling”.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Not as funny as hearing a guy named “Ron Mexico” talk about it, but still…

JimU

Trick or treating starts here in five minutes.

/turns off all the lights, closes all the blinds and disconnects the door bell

Spur

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Gumbygirl

Huey and Dewey get real costumes. Louie gets a broom. That’s kind of tragic.