There’s almost too much going on, right? And like Dolly Parton’s eventual passing, the news is top-heavy.
-The Ballad of OBJ. He was held out of practice again and it looks as though there will be a parting of ways. If the Browns were willing to wait until the end of the season they could save 15 mil vs the cap but the former electrifying talent is nothing if not a distraction. All I know is that if I created problems for my 28 year-old son’s employer I’d ask someone to shoot me.
-Aaron Rodgers is smarter than you. And you. And you. He’s smarter than everyone. I’m now immunized to his bullshit.
-Dumb Wr, Chapter The Two: Kadarius Toney came to Henry Ruggs’ aid through the twitter and reminded us all that ‘everyone makes mistakes’, which, although a trite observation, is true. Thing is, the vast majority of us don’t do it while travelling at 156 miles per hour.
To The Game!
Jets/Colts:
-Welcome to The Mike White Experience. I’m just not sure what the fanbase is going to do if he has another above average game.
-One thing he will do is dump off to the Michael Carter’s of the world. He’s thrown 32 passes to rb’s in just two appearances. Alvin Kamara looks towards Jersey wistfully…
-Another rb on a roll is one Jonathan Taylor-he’s strung together five straight 100 yard games (from scrimmage) which only one other back has done this year.
-If the Colts play to form they win this given that they have lost to every +.500 team and have beaten every -.500 squadoo.
Give me your game face.
Status:
This is really dumb and I’m still mad that my pick for mayor, *checks notes*, Madre Weaselo, only got in all likelihood 1 vote.
https://twitter.com/ericadamsfornyc/status/1456311827550384129
Don’t fuck up this scorigami Jets
Are you a wizard?!
‘Breaks my heart’: Family of woman killed in Henry Ruggs crash mourn as grim details emerge (msn.com)
Oh, dear God. Its gets worse. If you’re squeamish, don’t read this. All you need to know is Ruggs needs to go to prison.
While checking Twitter to see who they got for College Gameday at UC, I read the comment section to see how pissed people are at ESPN and UC’s playoff rankings. Based on what I read, it might be worth tuning in.
Maybe about 30% of Roman Reigns getting booed after retiring Undertaker at WrestleMania:
WWE anti Roman reigns crowd after WrestleMania non PG – YouTube
This game recap sequence music has a very Command and Conquer feel to it.
Kick the extra point! Don’t go for 2!
Who’s the Jets 4th String QB? Is Flacco active or is still on the Taxi Squad?
I thought they said he wasn’t dressed for the game, but I could have imagined that.
Tom Tupa.
I’m going to have a fucking hotdog, are you happy Jets? You have driven me to tubemeat!
…and that is why you pull your starting QB when the game is all but decided. Its not baseball, you can substitute them back in if the other team’s garbage points start to pile up.
Epic back door cover by the Jets?
I see I’ve missed exactly nothing, outside of the expected prison rape.
I’m watching in hopes of scorigami.
“Actually my good sir, this is far worse than that. At least there is some fight and/or resistance.” R. Stephens, Zihuatanejo, Mexico
Is it too late for UC to get the Jets on their schedule, or will the Playoff Committee consider it as harmful to their cause?
The Jets:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91eIDu6Aw-8
https://twitter.com/YahooFantasy/status/1456447057669943297
Well that should just about do it for this shit show. Until next time.
Fat Guy Touchdown!
At what point should the Colts start thinking of putting in their backups.
The end of the second quarter?
I am reading this, with teevee box off:
https://theathletic.com/2931342/2021/11/04/sunderland-efl-best-supported-team-league-one/
Can we get a safety for the safety gods?
Safety Gods: “Hey, don’t bring us into this dumpster fire!”
Sigh, this is why I’m usually a Saftheist
Futurama – Zoidberg Jesus – YouTube
THIS IS THE START OF THE JETS’ COMEB….
I’m sorry, I couldn’t even finish it.
Why in the hell are you talking trash when you are down three scores?!
Ok, booster shot + busy day + greasy pizza + this game kinda sucks = early bed time
G’night Sleeple!
Well this just makes last week’s Bengals loss to the Jets even more maddening.
Hold my meth
-Titans fans
Just put on the game, on a scale from one to dumpster fire, how has it been?
Sometimes a car crashes into a dumpster, resulting in a fire
Henry Ruggs + Brett/Britt? Reid
It’s been… Illuminating
On a scale of One to Jets, I’d give it a Jets.
Do you think Aaron Rodgers avoided getting vaxxed because someone told him the vaccine reduces the chance people will catch stuff from you?
Rodgers is the guy at the orgy that refuses to wear a condom.
“I wear this crystal instead”
Wow, Fox sure picked some JV winners this week
Pretty sure they knew this would be a dud when they scheduled it.
I hate everything, but that’s a catch.
That looked like a td to me.
Wow, they managed to make the buttfumble unfunny
yeah, fuck off Pittman!
well, poop
My brain is breaking trying to figure out how to pronounce “Chapecoense”
ah do sure like betting on ’em though
One thing ‘bout Chapecoense: they won’t crash and burn
When I went to baseball camp we’d play Golden Glove. The way it would work would be counselors/coaches hit ground balls, you field it, throw back, go back in line. Make an error, turn your cap around. Make a second, you’re out.
Occasionally you’d get an easy roller or Sunday hop and they’d say “Too easy” and hit you another.
With that, I say “Too easy,” someone hit him another grounder.
Josh Johnson to the rescue!
This is a JOSH JOHNSON HOUSE.
I guess Mrs. White ain’t gon’ get her post-game fingering, neither.
Get Carter! is dynamic.
Oh, bullshit, Uber Eats. Like Erin Andrews is allowed to eat.
Can confirm! She isn’t. So twee.
Can you hand her a Diet Coke and say it’s from DFO??
She is well guarded. But I have ways.
This game is officially out of reach. Perfect Thursday game! Now we get to listen to Troy and Joe try to fill the dead air for another half. Ugh.
DOYLE YOU FUCK! DAMN NEAR HIT ME WITH THAT “SPIKE!” ASSHOLE.
You shouldn’t hang around members of the Irish mob, especially in the Midwest. At least it isn’t February!
Hey, it’ll be easy to spot you in the kabuto helmet.
Please don’t score. I like my disappointment like my women and coffee: cold and bitter.
So many loose balls. Like an 80’s orgy in here.
So sad. That mountain had one day left before retirement.
Hey, look who came to visit!
I’d like to take this time to congratulate Spam on winning this week, as he has the Colts’ D who are now facing
John JacksonJack JohnsonGonpachiro KamabokoJosh JohnsonHey look, Andre from The League is alive! -ish
I would think football coach is his least credible role
Unless that coach is Marc Trestman!
OH! FUMBLE JETS ARE ALSO FUN!
Is Balls lurking? Should I bet this here Mexi-fixture?
No
Guess he’s not lurking
He is always lurking.
I blame gravity.
this game is over.
See you folks on Sunday for some Rodgers shit talking.
You done fucked up A Aron.
OH! FUN JETS ARE FUN!