Away we go…
To The Games!
Panthers/Cards:
That sucking sound you hear? It’s the noise Darnold makes as his career circles the drain. Big arm, slow processor, just too many mistakes. Today we get to see someone else stink it up for Carolina again as P.J. Walker takes the field. I’m guessing we’ll also witness a few scripted run plays from a newly-vaccinated Cam? On t’udder side Kyler is trending towards not playing so you’ll be getting all the Colt McCoy you could possibly handle. This reeks of a sloppy game with turnovers aplenty.
Vikes/Chargers:
After a white-hot start Mike Williams has cooled off but this might be a spot for him-Minny has over the last four weeks been susceptible to the deep ball. If the Vikes had caught a few breaks they would be a playoff hunter-their five losses are by a combined 18 points. They just can’t finish the deal. Could this be Cook’s last game for awhile? Things tend to happen quite quickly these days as info comes out. Both these squadoos can be passed on and each have fine wr’s so things may align for a shootout.
Eagles/Broncos:
I’ve been waiting forever (it seems) for rb Williams to wrestle all the carries away from Gordon but The Fangio has other ideas. Damnit, what’s best for Denver isn’t best for a few of my fantasy teams! Still, I do have a top 24 back with plenty of upside… Anyway, Philly’s D gives up the 4th most points to rb’s in fantasy so both backs are startable.
Seahawks/Packers:
This seems like a sneaky good game to me even though Seattle hasn’t won here in more than 20 years. Both teams have their starting qb’s (one of them is a huge liar that can’t stand criticism of any kind and tends to whine on The Pat McAfee Show) returning and have something to prove. In limited opportunities rb Dillon has shown that he is a hard yet elusive runner that can also catch the ball. The Seahawks Lockett and Metcalf should have themselves a day vs Green Bay’s wonky cornerbacks. Should it come down to a kick, the usually capable Crosby has missed six of his last ten.
Go be you in the comments.
Really good thing my FF opponent started both Jones and Dillon.
FML
I will NEVAH have Teddy has my FF QB again.
Actually, I’m with Hippo. #DoneWithFantasyFootball
SKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!
[runs naked across SoFi field with a Vikings bandana wrapped around his wing-wang]
– yeah right
17-zip, HURT quartered back is sacked at the 50, 12 ticks left. Pete Carroll calls timeout because reasons.
He needs more time to consult with the mile people about the melting point of steel beams.
DangeRuss unleashing the dragon out there.
SKOL motherfuckers!
We waved at ya.
DK Metcalf displaying the self-restraint of Hugo Chávez at the UN
Now playing, in the jukebox I monopolized in Los Nuyores 😁
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9mzv9R_Dq7M
Fuck football. Have a capybara instead!
Just don’t get the two confused!
Those guys could beat the Lions.
I fell asleep for a bit. Read a short manga. What’s up, y’all?
Midget hentai?
It’s all midget hentai, isn’t it?
So we’re all watching Adele tonight right?
Did she replace that cornpone hick who replaced the perfect-shouldered Faith Hill on SNF??
Is it just me or are most of the games today been polar opposite of what should’ve happened?
I’m 4-8 against the spread, so yes. Still better than last week though.
Apart from The Perfect Draw, I hated everything. So yes.
Oof. Tough decision for the Vikings.
Hagar the Horrible is past his prime as chieftain and warmaster.
Hasn’t been the same since he had to give Lucky Eddie the ‘Blood Eagle’ death.
It’s ovah. Rainy pigeons ded.
7:05, and although I kept Rhamondre S. on m’ bench, I am strangely NAWT DED. Still have Kelce, The Mentor, and My Big Gay Kicker vs T. Higbee + a 20 point lead. Maybe KC gets their shit together on offense tonight. Stranger shit has happened.
he’s SUPER thanks FOAR asking!!
GB 10, HOX Love
too many foot faults that last drive
I don’t know why anyone watches the NFL when so many games are decided on bullshit challenges/overturns like this one.
[keeps watching the NFL]
My family isn’t going to ignore itself.
If you don’t look really into something they will decide to make you do stuff with them.
Lemonjello gets it.
God’s shaking out His dandruff over Wisconsin.
That’s the Dr. Saint Aaron Rodgers the Great shedding.
Best Bengals Bye Week Ever!
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I hate my footed ball teams so very much. But I hate MYSELF enough to keep caring.
The Bengals fans motto!
IN! COM! PLETE!
/allegedly
I can honestly say that the 95% potential of not dumping 2k a month and dealing with a psycho neighboUr/condo president has me over the moon.
A warning for the ppls – I will watch, but not write up the Chefs/That’s Rikki’s Raiders tilt. So, you’ll either watch, or have no idea wha happen.
If Hippo doesn’t have any thought on a game, then it didn’t fucken happen.
maybe this will buy us a good game? Lord knows we’ve had some Sunday wet farts.
If the final score if 4-2 F/OT, you still cannot comment on the game at all!
YUP. Them’s the roolz.
I firmly believe that the NFL will do whatever it can to fix the game in favor of the Chiefs, and the sportsbooks will do whatever they can to fix the game in favor of the Raiders. The line is Raiders +2.5 and not budging despite tons of money coming in on the Chiefs.
So, Vegas is covering. Dammit.
AFC North be like
Okay, that made me laugh.
ROCKIN.
#8 for the Hox probably just gave gb the game.
Yup. That probably did it.
WHO THROWS A SHOE, HONESTLY
I just love how the US Secret Service decided to not instantly react to this, almost like, “Its not lethal and Trailblazer deserve this.”
LoL
thus, alone in the world is a little Catdog!
Just checked my Fantasy 🏈 team
And it’s not rocking.
Was really hoping for Russel Wilson for a big game today. Oh well! 🤷♂️
DONKS BOO!!!!
Tired of Samuel L. whoring out for Capital One.
well that was certainly a new self-dick-shootery varietal
FF update: A. Jones probably gone.
Official status: DED
too late to save my honky ass
Yes, yes, but <i>which</i> Jones?
Who’s on first?
A. Whitney Jones, hoping to someday be The Whitney Jones.
It got legitimately loud as fuck in here in that 4th down play. Knocked old Hebert the duck around just now.
The Seahawks are going to take this down to the last fucking possession, then kick a gotdamn FG and end it in a fucking tie.
Seems quite likely.
HOX!!
SUX!!