Away we go…
To The Games!
Panthers/Cards:
That sucking sound you hear? It’s the noise Darnold makes as his career circles the drain. Big arm, slow processor, just too many mistakes. Today we get to see someone else stink it up for Carolina again as P.J. Walker takes the field. I’m guessing we’ll also witness a few scripted run plays from a newly-vaccinated Cam? On t’udder side Kyler is trending towards not playing so you’ll be getting all the Colt McCoy you could possibly handle. This reeks of a sloppy game with turnovers aplenty.
Vikes/Chargers:
After a white-hot start Mike Williams has cooled off but this might be a spot for him-Minny has over the last four weeks been susceptible to the deep ball. If the Vikes had caught a few breaks they would be a playoff hunter-their five losses are by a combined 18 points. They just can’t finish the deal. Could this be Cook’s last game for awhile? Things tend to happen quite quickly these days as info comes out. Both these squadoos can be passed on and each have fine wr’s so things may align for a shootout.
Eagles/Broncos:
I’ve been waiting forever (it seems) for rb Williams to wrestle all the carries away from Gordon but The Fangio has other ideas. Damnit, what’s best for Denver isn’t best for a few of my fantasy teams! Still, I do have a top 24 back with plenty of upside… Anyway, Philly’s D gives up the 4th most points to rb’s in fantasy so both backs are startable.
Seahawks/Packers:
This seems like a sneaky good game to me even though Seattle hasn’t won here in more than 20 years. Both teams have their starting qb’s (one of them is a huge liar that can’t stand criticism of any kind and tends to whine on The Pat McAfee Show) returning and have something to prove. In limited opportunities rb Dillon has shown that he is a hard yet elusive runner that can also catch the ball. The Seahawks Lockett and Metcalf should have themselves a day vs Green Bay’s wonky cornerbacks. Should it come down to a kick, the usually capable Crosby has missed six of his last ten.
Go be you in the comments.
Back to back end zone INTs. NFL BLITZ.
Denver got a pickerception, too! They are currently plotting how to shoot themselves in the dick. Yet again.
AFTER 10 MONTHS WE SOLD OUR EMPTY CONDO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Time to play What Is A Catch?
whatever helps Q-aaron!
It was a Dangeruss INT.
Turns out it was.
Touchdown Seahawks
I am only still watching in case a drunken, pants-less yeah right attempts a pitch invasion.
A true boots on the ground, sweet
Block’lor has entered the game
/poor Hippo
Nope, I want the boar jerky or whatever the hell I win!
I am so very NO SMIRE right now. Except when I think back to The Old Yeller Game.
Didn’t we agree to call it d’BLAPPT?
Like I can spell or remember that name
/but all for it
Why YES! I will buy a $62 bottle of wine to get a $25 wine tasting fee waived, that is just SMRT economics!
Where are you at? I might as well go down another wine rabbit hole. I had no idea that there were so many North Cakalakky wineries, thx Hippo.
I mean, all them tabacky farmers got to grow somethin, and Republican Jesus won’t let ’em grow dope yet.
This was at Rockpile in Healdsburg
That’s actually pretty good; I find that most tasting rooms now are requiring at least a 2, if not 3, bottle purchase in order to waive the fee.
And then there’s this whole trend towards pushing more elaborate “experiences” — instead of a $25 tasting flight, they want you to sign up for the $100 2-hour wine and cheese pairing and cellar tour.
I was pretty entertained, they require a $45 purchase to waive the fee, and all the bottles are $30 -$44 or $60+
I just want to take this time to remind you, if you had not noticed, that Brian Hoyer threw for more yards than Mayfield today. Hoyer was 3 for 3 in passing.
Current view of Chomperton Abbey: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2655055186w
I will have to pick that one up, I have so many city builders now, but hey this one has beavers that I don’t need to hide in a special folder in a hidden directory.
I respect that you have found your own Football Manager addiction.
The only time I ever see a half time show is the Superb Owl or watching a game live. Can you booa shittu high school band?
Let’s find out.
I’m not sure that’s allowed outside of Philadelphia.
No frisbee dogs? Demand a refund!
Touchdown! Air Bud!
Nothing like proof that Litres Eagles cannot catch. In the end zone no less
That drop will be costly.
Huh. I thought if Cleveland was going to outsource sadness production, they’d have sent it overseas. But it looks like they just sent it right up the road to Detroit.
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See? That infrastructure bill is already paying dividends.
End of a clusterfucky weekend, now sitting down to watch a game in which I cannot in good conscience root for either team.
Well, I guess I’ll root for the Hox to lose.
Ah, the ambiguity of life, at least it is always possible, if improbable, that meteorite
(Will also accept Carolina continuing to blank the Cards)
Ain’t no way snoop drinks corona.
It might be a good way to chase the cocaine drip
Carroll just threw his phone on the ground and I think it was a Consumer Cellular phone but more importantly it wasn’t a red flag
Hey DONKS. Cover Smith! WTF!
No.
Can you challenge a fumble recovery?
Seattle recovered but its in Green Bay so no deal
Rodgers looks like he’s pumped full of Mexican horse meds
Ivermectino?
Need an Ekeler down now.
Who in the fuck is Rountree the II????
I can’t stop playing Timberborn. Building colonies full of adorable beavers is super addictive. The two key mechanics of the game – stackable buildings and water manipulation are a huge game changer for city building games.
https://youtu.be/wY_C5qJX_rI
Well crap, that looks like something I might have to obsess over for the next couple months
Lumberpunk? Sold.
It’s still Early Access, but based on the development so far, I don’t get the feeling that this game is gonna turn into abandonware.
Who can resist a nice beaver?
I’m looking forward to Darkest Dungeon 2, and Haunted Chocolatier (by the creator of Stardew Valley).
I keep playing The Colonists over and over trying to get the perfect railroad set and schedule going.
We replaced Russel Wilson with Mr. Wilson as played by Walter Matthau. Let’s see if anyone notices.
Where’s Dennis??
Pretty much obligatory
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BtLqmWt2h2g&ab_channel=Frequency85
Jefferson down!
I thought they were moving on up. smh…
Albert O! WOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Imagine how fast he was with TWO functional knees!
Rodgers runs great for a guy with horse paste up his ass.
I mean, as a defender, would YOU want near his shit-filled pants?
The ivermectin probably doesn’t help either
“I don’t see anywhere on the box that this is a suppository. ”
– S. Woodley, probably
“When the sweat runs down there it’s more of a lubricant.”
-Margy Taylor-Greene
Hey yr – I bet Mister Winkles liked that play!
Might wanna cover adams.
D-O-N-K-S!!!!!!!!!!
I want Carolina jerky and wine dammit!!!!
In a Draw scenario, do we each pay up? LMAO
Absolutely. https://www.longviewjerkyshop.com/onlineshop
Pick your poison. This a small town just south of here, so damn good.
I know we’s gon’ lose.
I bet Russell Wilson was always more of a Backstreet Boys guy, because he is definitely not N’Sync.
I just did some of my own research and I am shitty at gambling this weekend,
Hope nobody started Wilson because he isn’t quite himself today yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJL45XlQWfg&ab_channel=ZOMGRegan
“Seattle, last in the league in time of possession.”
Rodgers close up looks like he’s aged 10 years in a month. Guess being covid positive will do that to a guy.
u meen being CANCELED bc the LIBTARDS can’t abide independent Xian thought smh
Xi’an is where the Terracotta Warriors are!
Rodgers coughed up an overthrow.
The local micro distilleries do as good a product as Grey Goose for 2/3 the price
3-3. Battle of field goals.
go buy a $20 draft beer and SUPPORT ur local Spanoi!!
33 bucks for 2 24 ozers.
Did you lob feces into the owners’ box per Low Commander’s instructions?
“Hey! Free poop!”
— Dean S., CA
Philly finally deciding to maybe throw it to the Heisman guy.
Does “it” mean d cell batteries?
Wilson slung some charm there for 6 yard loss
Stupid Donks.
BLEEERGH! Yes!
No! Stupid BLEEERGH.
HE’S OUT!!!! Shoulder down before arse.
How are you gentle sirs and ladies on this fine afternoon
Still kinda hungover. I’ve spent the last four hours in the kitchen and all I will have to show for it will be breakfast burritos. They’ll be pretty good, though.
I feel that. Still sluggish from the futbol match on Friday night.
Why is this NFC game being commented by Romo? It’s on CBS for fuck sake.
So I wouldn’t be able to get the Donks/Iggles broadcast of my certain #ShameBet loss.
Gotta be DFO’s 1st ever Beef Jerky bet.
Fuck AR12 and fuck CBS for fellating his covid bullshit
I didn’t even last two minutes of that game. It makes their coverage of TB12 look objective.
it’s not ORANGE, it’s MANGO
he/she/it should have done the anthem today!
Relegate the Steelers
“Regulate the Steelers? Sounds good!” – Democrats, strategizing on the best way to blow a Senate seat in Pennsylvania
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a02YJhCeTQk&ab_channel=WarrenG-Topic
I actually bought that entire CD.
On the positive side, Mason didn’t get his cranium imploded by his own helmet.
who are you, Mrs. Rudolph??
Time to walk over to another wine tasting, let’s see what pairs well with broken fish fingers vs. Cheese of lies
Malort?
“The correct pairing for fish fingers is custard.” — The Eleventh Doctor
No, I’m not a nerd, whatever do you mean?
A game nobody deserved to win.