Your Second Sunday NFL Football Open Tread

Away we go…

To The Games!

Panthers/Cards:

That sucking sound you hear? It’s the noise Darnold makes as his career circles the drain. Big arm, slow processor, just too many mistakes. Today we get to see someone else stink it up for Carolina again as P.J. Walker takes the field. I’m guessing we’ll also witness a few scripted run plays from a newly-vaccinated Cam? On t’udder side Kyler is trending towards not playing so you’ll be getting all the Colt McCoy you could possibly handle. This reeks of a sloppy game with turnovers aplenty.

Vikes/Chargers:

After a white-hot start Mike Williams has cooled off but this might be a spot for him-Minny has over the last four weeks been susceptible to the deep ball. If the Vikes had caught a few breaks they would be a playoff hunter-their five losses are by a combined 18 points. They just can’t finish the deal. Could this be Cook’s last game for awhile? Things tend to happen quite quickly these days as info comes out. Both these squadoos can be passed on and each have fine wr’s so things may align for a shootout.

Eagles/Broncos:

I’ve been waiting forever (it seems) for rb Williams to wrestle all the carries away from Gordon but The Fangio has other ideas. Damnit, what’s best for Denver isn’t best for a few of my fantasy teams! Still, I do have a top 24 back with plenty of upside… Anyway, Philly’s D gives up the 4th most points to rb’s in fantasy so both backs are startable.

Seahawks/Packers:

This seems like a sneaky good game to me even though Seattle hasn’t won here in more than 20 years. Both teams have their starting qb’s (one of them is a huge liar that can’t stand criticism of any kind and tends to whine on The Pat McAfee Show) returning and have something to prove. In limited opportunities rb Dillon has shown that he is a hard yet elusive runner that can also catch the ball. The Seahawks Lockett and Metcalf should have themselves a day vs Green Bay’s wonky cornerbacks. Should it come down to a kick, the usually capable Crosby has missed six of his last ten.

Go be you in the comments.

 

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NotShogunButShogun

Back to back end zone INTs. NFL BLITZ.

King Hippo

Denver got a pickerception, too! They are currently plotting how to shoot themselves in the dick. Yet again.

litre_cola

AFTER 10 MONTHS WE SOLD OUR EMPTY CONDO WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WCS

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NotShogunButShogun

Time to play What Is A Catch?

King Hippo

whatever helps Q-aaron!

NotShogunButShogun

It was a Dangeruss INT.

NotShogunButShogun

Turns out it was.

Game Time Decision

Touchdown Seahawks

King Hippo

I am only still watching in case a drunken, pants-less yeah right attempts a pitch invasion.

Game Time Decision

A true boots on the ground, sweet

Game Time Decision

Block’lor has entered the game

/poor Hippo

litre_cola

Nope, I want the boar jerky or whatever the hell I win!

King Hippo

I am so very NO SMIRE right now. Except when I think back to The Old Yeller Game.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Didn’t we agree to call it d’BLAPPT?

Game Time Decision

Like I can spell or remember that name

/but all for it

Doktor Zymm

Why YES! I will buy a $62 bottle of wine to get a $25 wine tasting fee waived, that is just SMRT economics!

litre_cola

Where are you at? I might as well go down another wine rabbit hole. I had no idea that there were so many North Cakalakky wineries, thx Hippo.

King Hippo

I mean, all them tabacky farmers got to grow somethin, and Republican Jesus won’t let ’em grow dope yet.

Doktor Zymm

This was at Rockpile in Healdsburg

Dunstan

That’s actually pretty good; I find that most tasting rooms now are requiring at least a 2, if not 3, bottle purchase in order to waive the fee.

And then there’s this whole trend towards pushing more elaborate “experiences” — instead of a $25 tasting flight, they want you to sign up for the $100 2-hour wine and cheese pairing and cellar tour.

Doktor Zymm

I was pretty entertained, they require a $45 purchase to waive the fee, and all the bottles are $30 -$44 or $60+

TheRevanchist

I just want to take this time to remind you, if you had not noticed, that Brian Hoyer threw for more yards than Mayfield today. Hoyer was 3 for 3 in passing.

ThePirateSloth
ArmedandHammered

I will have to pick that one up, I have so many city builders now, but hey this one has beavers that I don’t need to hide in a special folder in a hidden directory.

King Hippo

I respect that you have found your own Football Manager addiction.

yeah right

The only time I ever see a half time show is the Superb Owl or watching a game live. Can you booa shittu high school band?

Let’s find out.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m not sure that’s allowed outside of Philadelphia.

Gumbygirl

No frisbee dogs? Demand a refund!

Mr. Ayo

Touchdown! Air Bud!

Game Time Decision

Nothing like proof that Litres Eagles cannot catch. In the end zone no less

litre_cola

That drop will be costly.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Huh. I thought if Cleveland was going to outsource sadness production, they’d have sent it overseas. But it looks like they just sent it right up the road to Detroit.

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LemonJello

See? That infrastructure bill is already paying dividends.

Petronel

End of a clusterfucky weekend, now sitting down to watch a game in which I cannot in good conscience root for either team.

Well, I guess I’ll root for the Hox to lose.

Doktor Zymm

Ah, the ambiguity of life, at least it is always possible, if improbable, that meteorite

Petronel

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(Will also accept Carolina continuing to blank the Cards)

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NotShogunButShogun

Ain’t no way snoop drinks corona.

Recovery Whiskey

It might be a good way to chase the cocaine drip

Recovery Whiskey

Carroll just threw his phone on the ground and I think it was a Consumer Cellular phone but more importantly it wasn’t a red flag

Mr. Ayo

Hey DONKS. Cover Smith! WTF!

litre_cola

No.

NotShogunButShogun

Can you challenge a fumble recovery?

Recovery Whiskey

Seattle recovered but its in Green Bay so no deal

Recovery Whiskey

Rodgers looks like he’s pumped full of Mexican horse meds

LemonJello

Ivermectino?

litre_cola

Need an Ekeler down now.

litre_cola

Who in the fuck is Rountree the II????

ThePirateSloth

I can’t stop playing Timberborn. Building colonies full of adorable beavers is super addictive. The two key mechanics of the game – stackable buildings and water manipulation are a huge game changer for city building games.

https://youtu.be/wY_C5qJX_rI

Doktor Zymm

Well crap, that looks like something I might have to obsess over for the next couple months

Doktor Zymm

Lumberpunk? Sold.

ThePirateSloth

It’s still Early Access, but based on the development so far, I don’t get the feeling that this game is gonna turn into abandonware.

herodotus450

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Dunstan

Who can resist a nice beaver?

I’m looking forward to Darkest Dungeon 2, and Haunted Chocolatier (by the creator of Stardew Valley).

ArmedandHammered

I keep playing The Colonists over and over trying to get the perfect railroad set and schedule going.

NotShogunButShogun

We replaced Russel Wilson with Mr. Wilson as played by Walter Matthau. Let’s see if anyone notices.

Doktor Zymm

Where’s Dennis??

yeah right

Jefferson down!

King Hippo

Albert O! WOO!!!!!!!!!!!

King Hippo

Imagine how fast he was with TWO functional knees!

Recovery Whiskey

Rodgers runs great for a guy with horse paste up his ass.

King Hippo

I mean, as a defender, would YOU want near his shit-filled pants?

Doktor Zymm

The ivermectin probably doesn’t help either

LemonJello

“I don’t see anywhere on the box that this is a suppository. ”
– S. Woodley, probably

LemonJello

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King Hippo

Hey yr – I bet Mister Winkles liked that play!

NotShogunButShogun

Might wanna cover adams.

King Hippo

D-O-N-K-S!!!!!!!!!!

litre_cola

I want Carolina jerky and wine dammit!!!!

King Hippo

In a Draw scenario, do we each pay up? LMAO

litre_cola

Absolutely. https://www.longviewjerkyshop.com/onlineshop

Pick your poison. This a small town just south of here, so damn good.

King Hippo

I know we’s gon’ lose.

Recovery Whiskey

I bet Russell Wilson was always more of a Backstreet Boys guy, because he is definitely not N’Sync.

litre_cola

I just did some of my own research and I am shitty at gambling this weekend,

Recovery Whiskey

Hope nobody started Wilson because he isn’t quite himself today yet

Recovery Whiskey

“Seattle, last in the league in time of possession.”

Recovery Whiskey

Rodgers close up looks like he’s aged 10 years in a month. Guess being covid positive will do that to a guy.

King Hippo

u meen being CANCELED bc the LIBTARDS can’t abide independent Xian thought smh

Doktor Zymm

Xi’an is where the Terracotta Warriors are!

Recovery Whiskey

Rodgers coughed up an overthrow.

Recovery Whiskey

The local micro distilleries do as good a product as Grey Goose for 2/3 the price

yeah right

3-3. Battle of field goals.

King Hippo

go buy a $20 draft beer and SUPPORT ur local Spanoi!!

yeah right

33 bucks for 2 24 ozers.

SonOfSpam

Did you lob feces into the owners’ box per Low Commander’s instructions?

WCS

“Hey! Free poop!”

— Dean S., CA

SonOfSpam

Philly finally deciding to maybe throw it to the Heisman guy.

LemonJello

Does “it” mean d cell batteries?

Recovery Whiskey

Wilson slung some charm there for 6 yard loss

Mr. Ayo

Stupid Donks.

Mr. Ayo

BLEEERGH! Yes!

Mr. Ayo

No! Stupid BLEEERGH.

King Hippo

HE’S OUT!!!! Shoulder down before arse.

Recovery Whiskey

How are you gentle sirs and ladies on this fine afternoon

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Still kinda hungover. I’ve spent the last four hours in the kitchen and all I will have to show for it will be breakfast burritos. They’ll be pretty good, though.

litre_cola

I feel that. Still sluggish from the futbol match on Friday night.

litre_cola

Why is this NFC game being commented by Romo? It’s on CBS for fuck sake.

King Hippo

So I wouldn’t be able to get the Donks/Iggles broadcast of my certain #ShameBet loss.

litre_cola

Gotta be DFO’s 1st ever Beef Jerky bet.

Recovery Whiskey

Fuck AR12 and fuck CBS for fellating his covid bullshit

Redshirt

I didn’t even last two minutes of that game. It makes their coverage of TB12 look objective.

King Hippo

it’s not ORANGE, it’s MANGO

LemonJello

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King Hippo

he/she/it should have done the anthem today!

Sharkbait

Relegate the Steelers

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Regulate the Steelers? Sounds good!” – Democrats, strategizing on the best way to blow a Senate seat in Pennsylvania

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King Hippo

I actually bought that entire CD.

Mr. Ayo

On the positive side, Mason didn’t get his cranium imploded by his own helmet.

King Hippo

who are you, Mrs. Rudolph??

Doktor Zymm

Time to walk over to another wine tasting, let’s see what pairs well with broken fish fingers vs. Cheese of lies

LemonJello

Malort?

Dunstan

“The correct pairing for fish fingers is custard.” — The Eleventh Doctor

No, I’m not a nerd, whatever do you mean?

Redshirt

A game nobody deserved to win.

WCS

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