Congrats to our very own water horse for hitting the pillpot yesterday! The thongs of various Destiny’s, Sapphire’s and Kitty’s look forward to being stuffed. Don’t forget to dip your shoulders towards that ungulate-he eats up that shit!

To The Games!

Bucs/Falcons:

There’s much talent in Patterson and Pitts but Ryan clearly misses Ridley-Matt has failed to pass for 200+ yards in four of the last five games. Atlanta desperately needs one other player at the wr spot to assert himself otherwise opposing D’s will keep on keying on the usual suspects.

Cards/Bears:

Chicago is all kinds of beaten up, with potentially six defensive starters missing this tilt. On offense it isn’t much better with Fields and A-Rob out as well although as concerning the latter this seems like a lost season anyway. Arizonny needs this as they jostle with the Bucs for the overall #1 spot.

Chargers/Bengals:

If the game script goes the way it should, Mixon and the outside wr’s should have themselves a feast. I’m not sure if Herbert is going to do well here-he struggles mightily vs top 12 defenses and murders everyone else.

Vikes/Lions:

Of course Mattison gets the big boy bump with Cook out but if you have him you should consider starting Cousins. His fantasy numbers increase a bit when his starting rb is injured. Oh yeah, one should also consider it’s the Lions he’s playing.

Giants/Fins:

Direct from the Savanna (Africa, not Georgia) your spot start qb for the Giants is the long-be-necked Mike Glennon! The Fins are a mere 5-7 but are the muddle of the wild card race with six other teams. As he always does, Giants DC Pat Graham has turned around a defense that has 11 lb’s and cb’s on IR.

Eagles/Jets:

Poor Moore. With Wilson behind center his catch rate drops from 68.6% all the way down to 43.3. Philly’s running attack takes a big hit with Minshew calling plays but the starting rb should get his because the o-line is playing so well right now.

Colts/Texans:

With the Titans apparently going thru a prolonged bad stretch it is incumbent upon the Colts to wrack up as many wins as possible. When Wentz is careful with the ball (games with 0 TD’s) Indy is undefeated-thing is, he’s thrown 4 in his last two. Taylor keeps Tayloring-he’s scored a TD in his last nine straight.

Have a good one out there, boys and girls!