To The Games!
TEAM/Raiders:
This is the old “two teams headed in opposite directions” thingy. Though they upset the Cowboys on Thanksgiving, they had lost three straight previously, including thrashings by the Chiefs and Bengals. Heinicke has very slowly turned himself into a competent game manager and maybe a bit more at times. He’s posted a 5-1 TD/INT mark over the team’s recent three game win streak.
Jags/Rams:
It’s time for the Rams and their qb to get right after going winless in November and the Jags are here to help. To be fair, Stafford is trying to work his way through back, shoulder and elbow ouchies. The Jags have no choice but to commit even more to the run game given that Agnew and Arnold have joined the other receiving talent on IR.
Ravens/Steelers:
Ben just might throw the ball far afield today as the Ravens have given up more plays of 40 and 50+ yards than any team in the league. More importantly for fans that have held their nose and cheered for the Steelers lo these many years, this could very well be Ben’s last go-round.
Niners/Seahawks:
Didn’t these guys just play? Or maybe it’s just me, blurring all the NFC West’s games together.Do you start Wilson, hoping he gets it turned around or do you sit him and wait for the outburst, knowing you’ll be denied those points? I know if I had him I’d make the wrong choice. On t’udder side of the ball Jimmy G has flung his way to an 8 ypa number that is impressive even though it’s on a small number of throws, given how much Shanny Jr. loves to run.
Let’s do it again.
juuuuuuuuuussssst a bit outside!
HOX!
Hey, HOX decided to entertain Cider Robbie after all!
Evening lizard people. Unfortunately the Bryant Park Holiday Village got me while Senorita Weaselo and I wandered about the city today. And I went another day without a Zamboni-jacking!
Went there last week. How many candles do people need?!
Safety dance!!!!!
SAFETY DUNCE
Wow. Gerald Everett is garbage.
Gerald Ford could have caught that.
while poking himself in the eye somehow, but still.
I have been 99/1 favoUred sinc like 1:30p in my money league. But I’m going to lose. I HATE FANTASY.
lol nice analytics, nerd
Hawks keeping it close
“Baby, you can drive my Mariota” just doesn’t have the same ring to it.
Kittle’s got some balance & tap feet. The air just left this stadium. Looks like I’ll be at Costco by the start of the fourth quarter.
Polish ssgs are the best.
Was just at that Costco (4th Ave S) at 10 AM today
Hail SHANK’LOR!
The Raiders head coach totally steals catalytic converters in the offseason.
They have run out of cider in my section. Luckily, I can adapt.
Also – AP with a TD?
I’mma watch this rather than the Niners drive into halftime.
49 is also the number of active players for the 49ers
UCLA band at halftime.
Let us know if you can actually hear them.
Ugh, Pittsburgh will probably score here; the Ben loves forcing it in with less than two minutes.
Robbie Solid Gould. Stupidest mistake the Bears FO ever made.
Behind marrying into the McCaskey family.
SIT BACK DOWN, Fatty. I can’t tolerate another Big Gay FG.
What do Eric Clapton’s kid and I have in common? We both think this window sucks.
Banner this man
When the game starts like this, it’s not going to end well.
unless you are playing Madden circa, like, 1994
Ooh. This game is hot fucking garbage. I can’t tell if Russell has just given up or everyone has cucked him and he’s lost the will to live.
Is DK Metcalf the new Marshawn in that Konspiracy Pete doesn’t know how to use him?
Close enough, but its Wilson not finding him
Balls/Spam – Hippo/tWBS’ ghost JV Derby in BOLTMAN!!-land
I mean it’s no Devry v Univ of Phoenix.
Imma be upset if Minshew outperforms LAMAR! in fantasy today.
Seahawks miss a kick? I never.
2nd and 43.
NFL BLITZ!
Is Thicc Punter the Yinzers MVP??
Jet Jaguars putting up a fight
I’m not an NFL specialist, but maybe a Seahawk should just stay on Kittle?
We don’t believe in man-baby stuff like “double coverage”
Hey man, can we talk you into BotG for this trip?
/also welcome back to Murrika u commie pinko union THUG!!!!!111
If I have the ability to type it up, sure. I’ve got a shingles post in drafts I’ve been trying to finish.
AP got his nuts whipped on that play
-My brother’s an asshole.
-More than you?
– [snorts]
Fresno State plays UTEP in a bowl game. At 9-3, we have to play UTEP. Fuck me. If they lose, it’s a true disappointment
“LOINS WIN!”
-Andy, every weekend
Hox did a thing
The Niners fans just shit their pants at that fake punt for a TD.
Mike Tomlin rocking a Steelers ascot on the sideline.
She really needs to work on her technique. – M. Chambers
Whatever. I’m out of the business. Why are you even asking me?
– T. Lords
I just removed my SKOL shirt for the season and put on my Cubs shirt and then I remembered that there probably won’t be Spring Training.
At least the Bulls are playing well.
Man fuck this season.
Game depressed me cuz I play against Jefferson in both my leagues
I was trying to navigate the DH**** website yesterday looking for a #18 home Jersey but couldn’t tell if they were selling adults sizes or toddler sizes.
Then I realized I wouldn’t receive it until March anyway.
Cherries looking pretty good??
That’s very true. I expected nothing less than the draw with Fulham. Looking good for both clubs.
Methinks Beckham’s hips must have lied in practice smh
So Decilite stepped on the dog, and he is the one bawling? Dealing with a 4 year old is like a coked up sorority girl. Never know what’s coming next.
Jaguras gon’ Jagura
Proud of those Lions for not completely shitting the bed, finally.
Sorry I’m not around as often as I should be. Fucking job.
On another note – the border is open!
I’d like to try that. Ciders are my jam. Best one yet is Dicken’s Cider, which is both smooth and creamy.
High quality ciders rule. Especially if can get pear varietal.
Hey there, handsome stranger!
I know that view
If you can get your hands on any Mountain West Cider in your town, I encourage you to do so.
And not just because the future Duchess LaCross owns shares in the company. It really is quality shit.
First one in, will not be last one out.
FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDUM