As I type the Lions are up 17-0 and that’s a bit weird. The Reynolds fella that I slagged in the game intro has 14 carries under his belt and is running at a 4.2 yards clip. Why do I mention this? Because I’ve got 250 words to get to and I don’t have much to say. Related? The Zach Attack has the Jets up 17-10 over the Fins. Up is down folks. Coulda sworn that Miami would have smoked them now that they can sniff a wild card spot.
To The Game!
Saints/Bucs:
-Taysom’s throwing motion is as bad in its own way as Tebow’s was. Feel free to list other lousy qb throwing motions-another that comes to mind is Vince Young. As for Hill, he’s a lousy football player but a lovely fantasy asset.
-T.B., both the player and the team have been piling up the points since Gronk returned. Funny how that dopey, loopy kid makes everything click for Tom and Co. The Bucs have 30+ in games since he’s been back in the lineup.
-Fournette practiced fully on Friday so there are no worries that the run game would be placed into the hands of the very ordinary Ronald Jones. In all three of Tampa’s losses they’ve failed to run for 75 yards.
-Given the dearth of wr talent on the Saints it’s a good thing that Kamara heated up last week and looks ready to go again this evening. That said, the run D he’s facing is a different kettle of pirates.
Have at it.
Saints D is masking the fact that their offense in absolute garbage. Michael Thomas is one smart mother fucker.
LOL Bucs are poopin rite now 💩
0-6 vs the saints
The good news is the new MacGruber series is out so we can watch something with less incompetence than this Bucs offense.
Also I hear Station Eleven is good too.
I read the book a couple months ago. The book was ROCKING!!!
This is costing me money
This 3rd quarter, I call it my life, because there was no scoring then, and very little before!
Did anyone else have a fever dream of God standing at the edge of heaven, pissing off the edge of the clouds, and writing “fuck you brocky” so big in the snow in Antarctica that it can be seen from space?
Too bad god didn’t try to piss Elon Musk’s SpaceX flight out of the sky
NELSON FUCKING MUNTZ LAUGH
Lady BFC and I watched the Holiday, which I had never seen before. We both agree it isn’t good, but now we’re in a mild disagreement over Cameron Diaz being hot.
Wait, who’s on which side?
I’m on the correct side
From above, Tampa looks like a warm, clean, futuristic place to live. If only cameras could convey the sedition, halitosis, and narco-insanity contained in the same footage.
The good news: state government policy dictates workers get a certain amount of paid holidays, one for Christmas and Christmas eve, meaning I get a paid holiday on Thursday to make up for Christmas being on a Saturday.
The bad news? I have to have all my work done in three days instead of five
You get Thursday? We get Monday
I get Christmas eve observed.
I think the only official NFL merchandise I would buy nowadays is a calendar of punters recreating pictures of the Rockettes
Ref #1: should we call a flag?
Ref #2: is this a superbowl?
Ref#3: no, it’s a game where brocky needs more than 20 points from brady
Ref #1 that settles it. No flag
My DFS lineup for this game:
Fournette
Hill
Godwin
Evans
Bucs D
Trautman
This is going to be an excellent second half.
Tom I don’t score touchdowns when Brocky starts me in fantasy Brady
Better HC Job? Las Vegas or Jacksonville?
HI! I’M MARK DAVIS!
We know my feelings on the Khans.
They’ve been going downhill ever since Kublai
Speed skating is awesome
My house is about four blocks away from where they’re holding the trials. Tried to get tickets and it’s sold out.
I need a year off from JB Smoove.
Cooper Manning would be a good replacement as Caesar.
So does he.
For me, Smoove on “Curb” is very funny. His incredulity that Dr. Frankestein would create the Bride of Frankenstein and NOT tap her is a 2021 personal highlight.
Not questioning his comic genius. But my god, he is so marble mouthed.
Heh heh. I hadn’t heard that expression before.
Fucking benefit of the doubt from every fucking official for twenty years. Madison cawthorn looking motherfucker.
Oh, Mike Evans is ded now too.
I hate Mike Evans, but only because he legitimized Manziel in college.
Right?
Fournette has gotta get his carries in now before Fivenette gets to the league
Threenete wasn’t very good with football but was great at bball
Love me some Byron Leftwich. Cashed on a lot of Unders in his games.
Saints are fucking UP for it. And they do not like Tom Brady. Eeeeexcellent.
Just gotta hope the Saints don’t go putting a comma after UP
Who am I, Jonny grammar?🤓
Bo Nix to Oregon is promising from a wackiness standpoint.
ppl forget his first career game was against Oregon and, if random internet rabble are to be believed, his offensive coordinator in that game is now the coach at Oregon.
Nailed It!
— B. Walsh
Mandatory: HAIL SHAN’KHLOR FROM WHOM ALL BLESSING FLOW!
Always nice to see a Succop fail.
[does Carlton Dance]
Everything folks. My day is just starting, on the road to go conduct my counties bidnezz…
A hearty good morning to ya!
Safe travels Italian DFO.
LEFTWICH FOAR JAGURAS COACH!
Next year Freezer vodka lge will have no kickers. Kickers are fucking stupid.
Can we drop defences too?
Well due to it being 14 teams. I was going to drop kicker for 1 more bench spot as has been suggested to me. I still like defenses a hell of a lot more than kickers.
Can you make it so there’s no dedicated kicker, but you can start a kicker in the flex if you want?
LOVE THIS IDEA!
It shall be so if yahoo allows it.
I… Hate… Every ape I see
From chimpan-A to chimpanzee…
When dose Tebow start pushing a christian gambling site?
I say peddling Evangelical NFTs.
Christian cryptocurrency: Christbucks.
That Saints drive was so bad I thought Paul Walker was behind the wheel for it
Ted Kennedy’s corpse chuckles at this.
We also would have accepted Pelle Lindbergh
WHAT IN FUCK IS WRONG WITH KAMARA? GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
Thankfully, he was rendered unconscious from his severe concussion before he could feel the pain of his horrendous knee injury. Why the fuck do I watch this shit?
RIP Godwin’s knee.
I walk away from the game for 3 minutes and someone goes and deds??
He’s only mostly ded.
Could never figure out the problem with Ronald Jones. Is he just stupid like Christine Michael?
I mean, USC so
Number one thing I remember about Michael is that the Seahox RB coaches were absolutely unable to teach him which hand to carry the ball in. Astounding.
Evening, folks. I am full of fried chicken, donuts, and beer, and life is good. Hope you’re all healthy and well.
Did you stick a fried chicken tender through the hole of the doughnut and eat them together?
*add just a bit of hot sauce
Holy shit I want this now
I feel the name for this food construct should have some reference to anal.
Duh.
Not this time, but I’ve done that with two Krispy Kremes and some Popeyes tenders. That’s gourmet shit when you’re stoned off your ass.
I’m just starting to feel more human again after the booster, but WOOO BOOSTER!
Did they teach Magick Pj’s to throw? Just tuning in.
Holy shit. Mute button smashed. How is cris collinsworth still employed?
You touch yourself
So.much.kompromat.
He owns PFF. Not only does it collect stats but also blackmail on players, owners, league officials, media members, referees and politicians. Known as СИРИ дерьмо in soviet circles.
9:00 pm and fronk NAWT ded. Taysom Hole and kamara will be the deciders. INTO THE FUCKING BREACH!!!!
@ King Hippo,
I sent you a message on slack
Didja get that thing he sent ya?
Brady interception? Reverse that call right fucking now.
-NFL HQ to the crew on the field
Do you think there is some sort of Rick and Morty connexioun between Brady and Gronk?
Thoughts and prayers for Covid as it has caught Sean Payton.
New Orleans has been suffering for years.
“Who wants to make a quick $50 by knocking the fuck outta covid?”
Gregggggg Williams will match that.
BREAKING NEWS:
COVID-19 has caught gonorrhea.
Wait. Gb JUST won the division? I coulda swore it happened like 2 weeks ago. And guaranteed Favre bs on xmas‽ I clearly am on the naughty list.
So, anybody been waiting all day for Sunday night?
I’ve drinking all day for Sunday night. So, sort of.
For Ayo, with lol
Brock Osweiler’s throwing motion. You could hear his arm’s gears on TV.
But he’s so TALL. And my loser(est) son roomed with him!! – John E., Aurora, CO
As predicted, my “juggernaut” team (not my words, Spam’s) that scored 182 points last week has shat the bed in spectacular fashion in the first round of the playoffs.
Congratulations, Scotchy, on the win. Good luck on the rest of the games!
You still have a Brady/Gronk stack left. I’m not counting any chickens just yet.
Even if they went off, you still have players left to play. You’re the winner baby!
I hate Snoop Dogg now.
Overexposure or U*NC headband?
the “tell us about your close friendship with MRSA Dreamboat” segment
I’m sure Chris Collinsworth’s kid and Snoop are veritable fonts of football knowledge.
Snoop getting whitewashed by the media harder than MLK.
🔥